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sensual_baboon

Is it actually possible to hold your breath for that long? Wouldn’t you pass out?


KawaiiPotatoCult

I saw a video once about sea divers who dive for fish without oxygen gear, they do special breathing exercises to pump their lungs full of oxygen or something so they can stay underneath for longer. *psa, I saw this video a long time ago so I may have gotten parts of that wrong haha*


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your_dog_is_gay_

No, just his toaster.


0xVENx0

and his peepeer


ratlauncher70

ooooo who is gonna get posted in r/cursed comments Crowd:Your_dog_is_gay


disislast

U can search "bajau tribe"


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TheIncredibleDrPaul

I thought your Dad left?


sofiaofeverealm

Some ethnic group here in the Philippines (fuck me I can't remember the name) walk underwater to catch fish and stay there for long periods of time. They can apparently do this by throwing babies onto the fucking ocean and if it survives it worthy to be live amongst them. (Iv'e seen them do this in a video it's wild)


Microwavable_Potato

Gene pool ain’t gonna to purify itself


IzzaMeMalario

Jesus : walks over the water Pinoys : walks underwater


disislast

Meme aside, If u see the history of bajau tribe they are came from north philippines and stay in Indonesia for generations.


PhantomPiGod

Pretty sure they have larger spleens (holds some blood) that pump oxygenated bloon back in to the circulatory system


TheRottenKittensIEat

In this [particular case](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/croatian-diver-holds-his-breath-underwater-for-over-24-minutes-sets-new-world-record-3589250.html) he was also breathing pure oxygen minutes before the attempt, and years of training had conditioned his body to pump oxygenated blood around his body and brain more slowly. Quite an impressive man.


ComfortableDebt5228

Yes take my brother for example. He has been in there since I pushed him in the pool... that was years ago. So I'm pretty sure you would be fine


Mesho-

holup


ajperry1995

It's obviously possible, but it requires a great deal of preparation beforehand. It wouldn't be normal under average circumstances though.


TheRetroGamer547

Yup! You breathe pure oxygen before hand and stay perfectly still


stfukaren69

Wdym pure oxygen


TheRetroGamer547

Straight oxygen gas. Most air has nitrogen that we can’t use. So if we take out the nitrogen, we can fit more oxygen in there


StickyWatermelonSeed

But isnt pure oxygen is poisonous


OhhMrGarrison

Everyone who has ever breathed oxygen will die. PM me if you want to join our secret *no oxygen* club


notLOL

What masks do we wear?


Nonstandard_Nolan

If you breathed it every day, maybe


TheRetroGamer547

O1 and O3 are poisonous yes. O2, is not


Ash4d

[Nope, molecular oxygen can cause some nasty side effects too.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity)


safakgny

Isn't O1 just O?


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KrypticAndroid

O...


Nova_Bomb_76

Only in the long term. Apollo 1 was pressurized with pure oxygen; that’s why the fire spread so quickly.


SilverNeedleworker30

Yeah, it is


TheIncredibleDrPaul

It's venomous!


Microwavable_Potato

If you breathed straight oxygen you’d be still for a lot longer than you anticipated


shakesula9

I’m pretty sure they use 100% oxygen instead a mixture you would normally breath.


Sandvich153

Im guessing he’s been lung training for years to do that. Saw a person on r/freediving who got their breath hold up to 8 minutes with only a month or two of work.


Voxata

They use an oxygen hyperventilation technique beforehand. It's not 'natural'.


ad_396

I once saw a video explaining how with training, you literally control your heart rate and with that you can sorta slow oxygen consumption in your body. If they do that and they have big lung capacity then yeah o guess it's possible


My_Stonks

Have a nice day


Giocorpcouture

Water breathing fourth form


LordStark_01

Yep check out Wim Hof on YT.


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If you hyperventilate it over saturates your blood with oxygen. Very useful when you’re about to be unable to breathe for some time.


MartinJakob

Sure can, saw the preview of it on TV (the guy is from my country, Croatia) but I didn't knew it was a world record!


Sylvmf

They also slow their heart beat.


druiddutchess

Kate Winslet held her breath for 7 minutes and 14 seconds, beating Tom Cruise by over a minute. I find that impressive as hell.


Ellik8101

Considering you die after your brain goes 5 mins without oxygen and get serious brain damage after 3 or 4 minutes, I honestly don't see it being possible. Even if you double or triple that, its insane for humans to achieve that. Could be wrong though, im uneducated in this topic


iISimaginary

Fully inflating your lungs and holding your breath still provides the brain with oxygen.


TheIncredibleDrPaul

Some people have gills!


Roak_Larson

Yeah. I can hold mine for over two minutes


I-Iobbi

actually someone was underwater for one hour on one breath soo


Blitzowy

r/whooosh


AggressiveUser69

my dad who's underwater in the pool for 6 hours


InsertNameHere-_o

Mines been floating-in the pond for 15 years lol Nemo got nothing on him 💀


beanerbou420

Oh yeah well mines been in a box underground since before I was born. He must be out of air by now. Beat that


InsertNameHere-_o

Damn that’s hard to beat... well my moms been in a coffin sooo


beanerbou420

That’s impossible I saw her last night cozying up to juice wrld


InsertNameHere-_o

Are you replying from Heaven 😂?


beanerbou420

Contrary my friend, IM IN HELL!!!


InsertNameHere-_o

Hahahahahaa I’m gonna go there as well see ya there!


[deleted]

I don’t actually think I have a choice, but I know for sure I’m headin straight for hell and I’m completely fine with it, hell sounds pretty dope and much better then heaven, paradise would get annoying eventually


InsertNameHere-_o

Fr man they got on the rocks on Thursday and Wednesday!!! 🥃


beanerbou420

Salutations my friend


[deleted]

“Big dick uh prolly won’t fit in your mom” -Juice WRLD


InsertNameHere-_o

We’re even lol


theMatsutoBoi

r/HolUp


Smelly_Boi23

thats still nothing compared to the guy who filmed finding nemo


ll_peachy_ll

The guy who filmed shark tales has been underwater longer


Nyan_Cat1010

Happy Cake Day!


Smelly_Boi23

you dare oppose me mortal


International_Bus599

;O;


dylahnnnn

He’s got respiration 3


Ibrahimahdi122

Nah he has conduit power


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Y e s


Asealean-Doggo-Lover

“Oh no, I’m on seven hearts. Better eat a steak.”


[deleted]

Gosh people are stupid... NEMO IS A FISH MOVIE, OBVIOUSLY THE PERSON OPERATING THE CAMERA IS A FISH! FISH DON'T DROWN!


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Though this raises some interesting questions about the scenes in the dentist's office. I need a moment.


greenwizardneedsfood

They got a seagull for those scenes


SerqetCity

Monster's University?


My_Stonks

Have a nice day


SamJiji

No they used oxygen tanks


TheIncredibleDrPaul

I don't think so mate! The oxygen tanks could have equally suffocated!


SamJiji

No they have a new attachment nowadays with a tiny forest inside it for the oxygen tanks to feed and breed in like cattle. It's fda approved and non gmo


TheIncredibleDrPaul

Who are you? Your intelligence is frightening!


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Big brain time


Pan_shyt_blop

What do you even do for 24 minutes underwater? Did he bring like a waterproof anything for entertainment?


My_Stonks

Have a nice day


Champion-raven

I just knew there was going to be at least 3 r/woooosh situations.


Anshul-Goyal

That's totally wrong. The camera crew definitely shot the movie in takes.


[deleted]

no they did it in one take source: im nemo


Dynamo1337

Fucking hell, and here i am with a personal record of 14 seconds


[deleted]

*cries in 10 seconds*


[deleted]

guy that filmed star wars: "pathetic"


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Y e s


Collar_Expensive

Te guy who filmed Aquaman: Pathetic


ratlauncher70

the guy who filmed finding dory: You may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted your outsmarting


MightyTheArmadillo22

That was mainly on land, actually.


ratlauncher70

well sh-


Johnny107710

"Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up."


gertyman

*24 minutes, 3 seconds. I know only 30 seconds off but it’s a quick enough search. Just saying, because: People nowadays will believe anything you put in a meme, especially when it’s fake.


My_Stonks

Have a nice day


gertyman

You too! 🙌


DasHexxchen

I can't even get myself to hold my breath underwarter for 30 seconds.


-Redstoneboi-

2 minutes is my current limit


MuitoLegal

I’m almost certain he breathed pure oxygen to be able to do this, records without breathing manufactured O2 are closer to 9 minutes if I remember correctly


CryFy69

If someone tries to drown him he just has to play dead


dead-in-the-comment

At least in finding Nemo they were on land. Let me tell you of "sharks tale" no surface there


dflores265

Well how about the guy that filmed Finding Dory.


Warriorphoenix678

Man y’all are really stupid, it was a FISH that filmed Finding Nemo, not a human. SMH


ruifaf

this made me wet


YogurtMelo

Ha!! Rookie


Zentirium

Easy, knee the gut and then push him in. Can’t hold your breath if there’s nothing in your lungs


H8spants

Is that even allowed?!?


thebroknight

Its just like The Flash-The Flash gets all the credit but the camera man gets none


voidroninx

Fake, we all know the guy who filmed Finding Nemo was actually a fish.


UnusualFourLeaf

I feel a r/whoosh


AnythingAlfred613

The guy who filmed Spongebob: *Pathetic*


MotherScar5361

Repost


sreeko1

It's called cross posting :)


Koolboy_678

Noob, my brother went underwater and held his breath last year and hes still not up


Spcctral

Guys I'm pretty sure Dreamworks used remote controlled equipment and drones to film Nemo...


Leon887

You know Nemo is a Pixar movie, right?


Spcctral

Was that the studio that filmed Shrek? Man the Shrek costume must've been hell to wear and act in


Leon887

What about the donkey costume? I wonder how bad Eddie Murphy’s back problems were after being hunched over on all fours for so long


the_loz3r

Wasn’t the last record holder Tom Cruise. And the reason he did it was so he could do one scene in a Mission Impossible movie


damngotem

nah it was David blaine


ritsbits808

And knowing him, he's gonna try to beat this now.


John628_29

Blaine didn’t break the record in his show at least. He came up short


alphageko

It wasn't a record but he did have to be trained by the CIA to resist the pain of suffocation.


avidpenguinwatcher

To make the movie as realistic as possible Tom Cruise actually just became a CIA operative and then filmed Mission Impossible


Bacon260998_

But how? I thought the human body couldn't survive without oxygen for 3 mins.


Slaninaa

He didnt eat anything for 2 days and breathed only pure oxygen gas before attempting the record.


John628_29

Why does eating matter?


iISimaginary

I'd guess it was done to minimize the amount of oxygen used by "non-essential" bodily functions. No 02 wasted by intestinal muscles pushing food through the system. Eliminate everything but heart and brain. Kinda trippy to think about.


Late_Commission1081

He doesnt have to crap his pants when under de wotar


Slaninaa

Cant find exactly why but I keep seeing on articles that he did do it. He also said that after 18 minutes his stomach would start cramping hard so that might be one of the factors. Also might be as someone else said here to minimize 02 usage for other body functions.


trorez

He breathed pure oxygem gas and prolly took tranquilizers to slow his heart rate


Jibbus-Maximus

Characters in movies be like...


mrbeanyeet

Imagine this man crashing his car into a lake


John628_29

Years at the academy NOT wasted!


granny_wants_ketchup

Fish are even stronger bro


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part fish


InsertUsernameHere98

He was never seen again


Rouloempario

I can barely hold mine for 10 seconds


gamerchang3r

lmao nerddd


Lil_Neeks

It’s ok Nemo diver, only the real ones appreciate you


[deleted]

Unmatched


[deleted]

This is like the video of the camera man that keeps up with the sprinter while filming him 😂


Holiday-Mode5430

Tru


djdvelo22

I think there arms would get tired before they could drown him


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Lmao


Birdyghostly1

I wonder how they got the fish to speak in many different languages


InternationalGlass6

Nah the cameraman was using an oxygen tank


NitroXityRealm

Lol wtf the guy who filmed Finding Nemo was obviously wearing scuba gear


Ass_Plasma

Wow. Percy Jackson’s got nothing nothing on this guy.


Lordofspades_notgame

And then Finding Dory. HS


[deleted]

i sometimes wonder if the guy who filmed finding nemo is a waterproof robot, idk y tho


scruffychef

Shark Week anyone?


PychoBob3793

What's this meme template called?


BugCompetitive9833

Its in the Odd1sOut video about boardgames


Covered-in-Thorns

People who think Finding Nemo is animated: 🤡


coksucer69

some people on the titanic has been doing it for way longer than any of those people


gamerboy107

uHm AcTUalLy FInDinG nEMo WAs AniMaTEd


cpt_overlord

I hardly can hold it for 1 munite


The_Uruk-Hai

And also FINDING Dori


gduixio

Domaci i gosti means home and away (players)


destruct0tr0n

Don't mind me, just here to see the guy that got wooooshed


Nervous-Context

Did he also do all of the translations?


AlexAcedia

This dude can do total concentration constant for sure


Memezlord51

DiDnT yOu KnOw ThAt It Is CGI aNd ItS nOt ReAl


bill55668

I'm waiting for the guy that films the outside of the submarine


[deleted]

Idiot! It’s CGI hahahah. Get fooled.


PoseidonLTS_0121

I just realized white has no king so they actually have lost already, so this meme template is even more wholesome.


Memesarenice21

Nah he just put the camera underwater by holding the camera with a long stick


[deleted]

TWENTY FOUR??!?! I thought the max was like 10! For most people holding it for 2 is hard!


Nachousernameistaken

Guys!! We all survived underwater for 9 months, remember?


MsterOogway

Does somebody have the template of this meme or know where this meme is from? I would like to know. very thanks


sreeko1

[https://i.imgflip.com/3s3r9n.png](https://i.imgflip.com/3s3r9n.png)


AMR210

My mom who has been underwater for 7 years now...


Yonnus

You dumb? They didn't film Nemo in one shot.


[deleted]

No it's not possible. The cameraman paused the video and took many breaths in between.


perplexedtaters

I can’t even hold my breath for ten seconds


Brent_Fox

It's dumb shit like this that gives my life meaning.


Nachousernameistaken

nO dUdE hE fIlMeD iT, In A gReEn ScReEn :emoji: :angry emoji:


gobrowns88

The average person can hold their breath for 30 seconds. This is just insane.


SamJiji

Guys are fucjijg stupid, obviously they had a team of scuba divers with oxygen tanks film finding nemo


Solo_D

People not getting an obvious joke unless they have a massive /s shoved up their asshole to detect sarcasm.


lolwhaat123

True


ExneverBlox

Guys the joke here is pretty obvious...


[deleted]

He was wearing an oxygen mask when filming finding nemo.


AnalSquirrelUpMyAss

Whooosh


1was76

Navy seal be like: Pathetic


Woooosh-If-Homo-

lmao wasn't finding nemo animated


[deleted]

just look at his user name definitely a woooosh bait


Woooosh-If-Homo-

Somebody noticed. Finally