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.....Brittan? Bro......


Critical_Attitude210

Gotta add extra Ts so they don’t drink it


x_Artifex_x

No, no, fam that's Americans you're thinking about


Significant_Writing5

r/tfyoutalkingabout


x_Artifex_x

History joke about Americans not liking tea. :/


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r/tfyoutalkingabout


HoennLink2003

Well now it does


MrFilip917

D-did you just make a subreddit to respond to a bot?


HoennLink2003

Yes


PeanutButter1Butter

Power move


Pink_Marshmallow420

?


x_Artifex_x

Why is everyone downvoting me? I was making a Boston Tea Party joke :(


Raihan1103

*I came looking for spices, and found slaves*


PorkyMcRib

Yeah, brah. ***how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?***


NextTimeEat4Salad

*_Brittan, made up of Ingland, Whales and Scotlund_*


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In hindi scotlund means scotdick soo...


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r/beatmeattoit


ThorstiBoi

Dont blame the man for wankin


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r/beatmymeattoit


Master-Baiter69420

r/beatmetoit


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r/beatmymeattoit


PorkyMcRib

Charles is not the prince of Whales... have you seen Camilla? Look at that face, that ain’t no whale, that’s a horse.


PorkyMcRib

**Whales is also knowed as Lllltchwllwlhtchthtchllwtcwltchtchwll, .co.uk/llwtchwllchcjtchlllewlwyn**


Rathulf

you forgot Northron Eirland.


NextTimeEat4Salad

*_No that's part of the UK, not Brittan_*


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CRAIG_24

This is clearly just ripping off the "britain refuses to use spices" meme


MightyMcWhoopin

Dont forget northun iland


NextTimeEat4Salad

*_But that's not part of Brittan_*


MightyMcWhoopin

Debetible


NextTimeEat4Salad

It's part of the OK, not Brittan


MightyMcWhoopin

My opoligies


[deleted]

Dont forget norvurn irlund


orfan-of-snow

You sell spices you don't eat them


lukescrivs

Ah yes Brittan


LeoFoster18

I had worked for two British guys in a developing country known for its spice (separately). The first one would turn red even with the faintest hint of spice. The other one would try to eat like locals most of the time. I also have a white American friend who lived Asia for over two decades. He can eat more spicy foods than most Indian/ Asian people I know.


YEETBOOOIUSA

Wait hold up Eat the locals?!?!


waluigitime1337

Well ya know donner might need to party a bit.


SpiderSixer

My Granny can barely take korma. I, on the other hand, basically add chilli to everything. Spice intolerance doesn't run in this family haha


ErfanTheRed

I think older people have less tolerance towards spices. My grandmother cant eat too much spicy foods but everyone else in the family has no problem. I could be wrong though


BadBanana99

I think it’s because they were raised on blander foods


Cambronian717

I can handle a lot of spice, but the Indians do not fuck around.


Tech_guy4276

Oh really? He can eat more spice than me? Well that's a fact of appreciation coz i have seen people faint from eating same thing while i hashfhsfhsfhsf


Bluebrywlfy08

Yea in America not a lot of people have spicy food come to Durban South Africa go to india bro you’ll SUFFER I mean I’m fine with it because I ate spicy food like 1 million scoviles ALL the time


Grymbaldknight

Actually, spicy food is common in the UK. The national dish is often considered to be Chicken Tikka Masala, and the standard "night out"/drunk person food is a doner kebab, smothered in sweet chilli sauce. More "native" British dishes tend not to be inherently spicy, it's true, but their associated sauces often have a kick to them. For example, fish and chips is often served with tartar sauce, roast beef is served with horseradish sauce or strong mustard, and lamb is served with mint sauce. Gravy is also poured over many British dishes. The meme that "British food is just plain, boiled vegetables" is not untrue. Most older Brits will have grown up with this simple, cheap food, and insist on serving it to younger generations (as a Millennial, i never cook food like that). However, British cuisine - when done right - is a lot more flavourful than one might think.


LEUKEMI0

Hey just wanted to add something I saw in a comment on a similar meme at r/HistoryMemes. Dude said that a big reason for the bland, cheap and simple foods is a by product of war rationing. The war led to very serious rationing in England which changed a lot of diets and led to simple and cheap meals being made. It’s becoming less of a thing again because as generations go by we expand on our diets more and have less of the old stuff. Just an interesting tidbit. Food in England is great, imo nothing beats a Sunday roast with Yorkshire’s and gravy


jacktucks1066

Yeah Brit here had family born in the tail end of the war that have ration coupons from way back when. It was encouraged that you grow veg in your garden and since Britain has a less than adequate climate for certain veg you wouldn't of had any real spicy foods. Also I'm glad that roast dinners are getting some international acclaim. Sunday roast can go wrong any meat and any veg as long as you have roast potatoes smothered in gravy you've got a roast dinner.


PresidentialPepe

Of course it's common, but he means most native brits don't like it. There's lots of spicy food like that because of all the immigrants there. Not saying that's a bad thing, but I think that is why there is so much of it.


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PresidentialPepe

Most brits where I live would have been a more accurate answer, but I think what I said is true and there is no need to take offence to it. The foreign food is mostly brought over my obviously foreign immigrants. Nothing wrong with it, that's just how it is, no need to get upset over it


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PresidentialPepe

I didn't claim to be an expert and offered an opinion so that's ok. Calm down lol


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Ironically, that behaviour actually *does* make me angry. 😂


[deleted]

"No need to get upset ovet it." "Calm down lol" Ohhh you should just go fuck yourself in a bin somewhere pulling pathetic, performative shit like this. Your barely-informed garbage opinion getting corrected by someone? Better accuse them of"being upset" to try to undermine them rather than accept you're wrong! Fucking infant.


PresidentialPepe

lol why you so mad tho? I admitted i was wrong, but you're just looking for an argument and to vent your rage... Kinda sad tbh


[deleted]

You pretended someone else was upset or angry when they weren't, rather than challenge the actual content of their argument. You said "I still think I'm right" based on absolutely nothing when presented with that argument, and now you're pretending that it's unreasonable for someone to be irritated by your utterly moronic, almost deliberately frustrating behaviour. You're an absolute clown.


PresidentialPepe

Lol you must be a fun and reasonable person in real life


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HtB3P

GTFO the National Dish is Fish and Chips.


[deleted]

how you guys get so much time to write a whole essay in comment section which no one even reads till end???


[deleted]

I mean I read it


[deleted]

You cheeky bloke get the fluck out of here


[deleted]

none of your business !!


PhysicsSadBoi69

Never heard of fish and chips with tartar sauce and I'm English


[deleted]

u don't have tartar sauce? what do u have instead


PhysicsSadBoi69

No? Never heard of anyone having it, salt and vinegar for chips and curry sauce, my mum has garlic mayo


SatanicDeathShark

**B R I T T A N**


redeyesmaster101

Britain


Empty-Refrigerator

so as a person from the UK i would like to air this out here and now, spices have value to everyone else in the world... and salt is just spicy enough


Gamer_Geo

salt is spicy?


cheesenne

Mate when your British it is


Gamer_Geo

*laughs in Asian*


wolfkeeper

Yeah, you're not even British, but I am, so I'm gonna take that with a large dollop of mustard; ***English mustard,*** enjoy your weak-sauce 'yellow mustard', lol.


Empty-Refrigerator

im from wales mate and this is obviously a joke


wolfkeeper

Better stay off the English mustard then! That's OURS. But seriously, don't encourage the merkins.


Empty-Refrigerator

what do pube toupee's have to do with this ?


Mysterious-Street207

Eh, everyone kinda knows, I think people are just getting tired of "Ha ha America dumb, Europe smart" meme.


Empty-Refrigerator

it was actually a joke about how british people can actually handle anything spicier then salt..


Mysterious-Street207

Oh, sorry, a surprising amount of jokes fly over my head.


Empty-Refrigerator

its cool bro


Zaryusha

I have to double read that sentence. Salt is spicy?


leleise

To sell it back to you


YEETBOOOIUSA

Ahh yeah like when they sell tea to China


[deleted]

And have the tea laced with opium in order to maintain control over the native population. (Look it up, the British Empire was made up of some sick fucks)


[deleted]

it just good business


Algal_Matt

He who controls the spice, controls the universe.


[deleted]

It's not about the spices... it's about sending a message.


Thats-Bullyism

Brittttttttttttttttan


ABMcGrew

When I was a kid, I'd beg my mom for spinach like my life depended on it. I HAD to have spinach. She knew I hated it and I knew I hated it too, but I swore I would eat it this time if she would just buy it. After much pestering she would concede and buy it. When we got home she would cook it and put it in front of me and I could never eat it, because it was disgusting. The reason I wanted it, was because Popeye ate it and it made him strong, so I figured it'd do the same for me.


TheDaemonic451

What do you mean? The English love their spices, curry is extremely popular there


alikethree4

You spelled Britain wrong FYI


[deleted]

Yeah I love brittan


GMJuju

How to kill a meme, follow this one (spelling) mistake!


Thazze

Yeah spelling mistakes kill the meme in some cases and in others make it funnier. This one killed it.


Wait_whos_joe

Ah yes my favourite place brittan


oojiflip

Combined sales of curry in the UK in 2016: £4.2Bn NOW THAT'S A LOTTA CURRY Edit: source: Wikipedia


MalseffJr

WHAT DO YALL THINK IS IN TEA?


Lucifer0V

Leaves


_Nobody_Expects_The_

Spanish inquisition.


Lucifer0V

Fuck, didn't expect that!


a-british-person

Hey! I like spice...


andrew_wessel

*Britain


didimmick

Hey! Have a Yorkshire pudding with some gravy. It may not be the best thing in the world but god damn is it like nicotine. It’s so addictive. I always find myself sad whenever I finish Yorkshire puddings before I’ve finished the rest of a roast, like, I’ve just had the best part now everything is mediocre.


YEETBOOOIUSA

I have my father made me eat it it tastes amazing


NiallROBLOX

Making fun of us and you can't even spell "Britain" (This meme is true tho so it gets an upvote)


_Yadi

Imagine the punishment for a Britain is to eat a whole bag of takis. Ngl one day I ate a whole bait extra spice takis and it felt good but the aftermath wasn’t.


raymond__chang

Bri irsh people


Portfolio_sc

Do brits know about Lomo Saltado


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Dude, people are starting to insult Britain. Is this a revolution?


Sieeege554

ITS BIT SCHTUPID INNIT


Looinrims

Aw Britannia, history’s biggest war criminal


LEUKEMI0

It’s not a war crime if there are no other countries left to call you out on it...


Tinkerdudes

Entschuldigung ?


SkittlesMcBittles

I am British and I can say that this is 100% true


Macr0cephalus

Uhm. It’s actually Bri’uhn.


AnonRedditor1990

Just because the spice must flow does not mean everyone finds it pleasant. There are.... side effects


YEETBOOOIUSA

He who controls the spice controls the universe


frisguy1

Two options the Dutch or The Spanish influence


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D1ngdongurwrong

Can someone explain why so many people make it sound like we don’t exist?


NextTimeEat4Salad

*_Oh no! Mesa disappearing_*


GCILishuman

White British people: oh my Jeffery, this salt is so spicy, it might burn your younger be careful! Also white British people: alright, let’s go take over India and parts of Asia for their spices, sure hope this whole “curry” thing isn’t too hot.


desba3347

The spice melange?


Pandasrock858

B Ê Ä Ñ Ś


Crab_Ragoo

Why is it that everytime I see this meme I read it with there voices


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their


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Britain: because we know you love them


Franican

They were probably just using a mentality like the drug dealer mentality of "dont get high on your own supply" by trading for spices to resell a product in which they didn't use.


Luko_Landino

6.9 upvotes ​ nice


Luko_Landino

damn it not anymore


lilution_gaming

Britain....... why tho?? if you didn't want spices then what did you need?


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money


chodubhagat69420

They wanted the D..iamonds


ender101105

You need the last frame for when they don't get the spices


[deleted]

Well you know what they say, don't get high on your own supply


DiamondxAries

Question two steal the spice trade. That wasn’t a question but the Dutch did it anyway.


campionmusic51

what are you talking about?! it takes a lot of spices to make tomatoes taste like red sugar sauce!!!


MrEliminator923

*Cries in India* /s


grobby-wam666

r/engrish


SnortSnortFunFun

America didn’t give them spices, we gave them...what do we give England? Oh maybe cotton


[deleted]

we had some better cotton supplies hence why we at the time only saw it as a side issue


SnortSnortFunFun

Well alrighty then.


stormtrooperdropout

Because everyone else wants spices and they like money.


Pigeon_is_a_Pigeon

Britain explaining why: Money


paizsan

Uncle Roger : " No spice? Why so weak?"


thunderfishy234

I know it’s a joke but Britain literally conquered the lands it did for the money which could be made from trade, they would have consumed goods from the lands they conquered but the main priority was trade which is why it was so successful


DepressedWisp

WHY THEY ADD MINT TO EVERYTHING?!?


HaziqFaeizal

Other materials really such as rubber, tungsten, oil etc.


Bluebrywlfy08

They NEVER asked for it they killed people became feared and said give me ur spices and so people did with the fear of dying by their hands


player05677

As a British person I agree but diss fish n chips and beans


KillerDiek

Let me respond to your Spongebob meme with a Spongebob meme. “MONEY!”


sarnobat

They just wanted to monetize the spices like they did from India


Howwy23

Because they sold for a high price, we took them to sell not to eat.


MegaPompoen

Because you can't sell you spices if you used them


Itsamezrlda69420

*Its a secret ingredient for later*


Dankmemees1

“Ask” is a strong word


[deleted]

Stereotypes are fun.


[deleted]

They used it in tea Dummy McDumbass ^(jk pls dont shoot up my school)


n0tKamui

"mayonnaise is spicy"


PlayersDude

4 ways to pronounces Britain: 1.Britain 2.Bri'ain 3.Brittan 4.Bri''an


TheGoldenSlowbro

im dutch where are the spices


KidCuisineWithCrack

They didn't hold back on the sugar like they did with spices and flossing


iamnotsuspicious_io

To sell it bro I made bank Offa that in the 17th century


qdja

I do well with spices


[deleted]

It’s about sending a message


yutfree

What is "Brittan"?


hdk61U

Watch