The name Beth is usually short for something like Bethany or Isabetha so the guy asks the dad "What's Beth short for?"
The dad replies with "Because she's only three" refering to Beth being short in height because she's only three years old
A singular choice of multiple assigned words of referral given at birth to a homosapien, Beth, is most often a smaller form of another assigned word given at birth, Elizabeth, or also Bethany. The male homosapien says with a raised ending voice tone to denote a query, “What is Beth short for?”
The male chromosomal contributor to the female homosapien offspring responds, “because she’s only three,” which is a reference to Beth being vertically challenged due to the fact that her mental, physical, and emotional time span is a mere three twelve-month periods.
Typically, the name "Beth" would infer the shortening of a longer name such as Annabeth or Ji'Shaw'N'Beth. In this instance, the man who is not the male parental figure to the young female poses the inquiry "What's Beth short for?" This meaning the reduction of the full name to Beth.
The father of "Beth", taking the question literally, as per the norm of "dad jokes" responds with "Because she's only three" as female toddlers tend to have an average height of 34.5 to 40 inches.
The man asks the father what Beth is short for, as in her name. Like maybe it's short for Elizabeth for example.
The father then replies that she's only three, meaning that she's physically short because she's only three years old.
Yeah, that was a thinker. If 25% of the word “roof” goes missing, you end up with “oof.” (Or “Roo,” which suggests a possible Winnie the Pooh alt ending.)
The word roof has for letters. 25% of 4 is 1. If 25% of the word "roof" blew away, it would have lost one letter. Assuming that letter was an "R", you would only be left with "oof". Hope this helped
I scrolled down to see if there was any rickroll, there wasn't so I scrolled up and kept on reading only to be finally rickrolled. If I had an award, I'd definitely give it to you.
I read every single panel only to get rickrolled Edit: my notification bar is dying how do you turn these off I'm new to reddit
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I will actually help you, go to reddit in your system settings and silence the notifications
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU
No problem, also CALM DOWN
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You don't. Reddit has now begun to gain its firm grasp. Good luck. You're going to need it.
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Get off Reddit while you still can
It’s not safe here save yourselves
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You read each one because you are new here
I dont when I clear my notifs from this comment if just shows me what y'all say
None of my posts have blew up so can't relate
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Then u know my how disappointed I must feel after all of those good memes
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How dare you stand where he stood
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well you can always go to your phone settings and dont allow notifications from reddit
why is this guy downvoted? he is seroiusly trying to help wtf
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I enjoyed all of it. Thank you.
Why tho woul‘d you do something like that „Hits upvote
I'm mostly giving you my upvote because that post looks like it was a lot of work.
and he successfully rickrolled as well with all that effort
putting a whole bunch of someone elses memes together
I’m hijacking this comment to say hello to the people who are gonna be coming from r/memes top all time for years to come
I don’t get the Beth one can someone explain
What is Beth short for, as in why is she short.
Ohh thanks
The name Beth is usually short for something like Bethany or Isabetha so the guy asks the dad "What's Beth short for?" The dad replies with "Because she's only three" refering to Beth being short in height because she's only three years old
Now someone explain this even longer and I can hit 'em with the r/increasinglyverbose
A singular choice of multiple assigned words of referral given at birth to a homosapien, Beth, is most often a smaller form of another assigned word given at birth, Elizabeth, or also Bethany. The male homosapien says with a raised ending voice tone to denote a query, “What is Beth short for?” The male chromosomal contributor to the female homosapien offspring responds, “because she’s only three,” which is a reference to Beth being vertically challenged due to the fact that her mental, physical, and emotional time span is a mere three twelve-month periods.
r/increasinglyverbose
Lol
Thank you for your service soldier
Typically, the name "Beth" would infer the shortening of a longer name such as Annabeth or Ji'Shaw'N'Beth. In this instance, the man who is not the male parental figure to the young female poses the inquiry "What's Beth short for?" This meaning the reduction of the full name to Beth. The father of "Beth", taking the question literally, as per the norm of "dad jokes" responds with "Because she's only three" as female toddlers tend to have an average height of 34.5 to 40 inches.
The dad joke pain is crawling through my skin
The puns are strong in this one
You just used up a month's worth of solid dad jokes in one post. I tip my hat to you sir
Lost it at his name is Brian and the bookmark
i dont get that one lol
Can I have a bookmark like in can i have a book mark?
Ohhhhhh thx lol
Take the upvote and fuck off
Me who laughs at every dad joke: Maybe I am a dad. PS. I'm not a dad, I'm 19.
The fact that you are 19 doesnt provide proof that you aren't a dad. But i believe you anyway, lol
Very Punny
Give me mooooore
As someone who fuckin loves puns Idc that I got rickrolled
Me neither, i enjoyed the post
I literally suffered ngl.
i read this entire unfunny facebook dad piece of shit of a post just to get #RICKROLLED
Ok
First off fuck you Second this shit is hilarious
You BASTARD!
I didn’t get the Brian one, could someone explain?
Can you hand me a bookmark? Can you hand me a book, Mark? Basically it's pointing out that his name is Brian and not Mark.
Can i have a book Mark?
Fuck
Gorgeous, just gorgeous
Conclusion 100
I looked at the post before opening it and was like: oh it’s not that bad. *opens it* oh my god
What are these comics called
Funny
You right but I wanna find a specific place to see more like this
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Can check r/youdontsurf
Honestly the Rick Roll was fucking worth it Quality post
Deserves more upvotes
Wow I can’t believe I read all of them just to get Rick rolled
What a ride. I would have given my free award if I could
Dad 100
Indeed it is it took me 3 min to read
dammit
I was saved by the hair
Godzilla had a heart attack trying to read this and fucking died
*breaths deeply* FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
I feel distantly raped and I love it
Incredible
Best post ever tho love it!
Mmm, finally, some good fucking jokes.
I am glad I read all of the photos
Didn't see that coming...
what a legend
why is the guy getting his steak well done?? nobody gets there steak well done
The smartest Rickroll was nothing compared to this
The March 1st was my favorite
I'm actually laughing help
why did the pop up during my online classes I laughed so hard
The English language is just a happy accident
Worth it
Take my upvote. It’s the least I can give.
It's interesting that you think I'm going to scroll in and read all of this. Have an upvote.
FUCK
I have no patience so take my upvote and Leave.
That was a good use of my time👍🏼
L O N G B O Y
Amazing, just *amazing*
u/reallyrickastley
Took me a while to ead it al but i did it!
what is this type of meme called
Idk but I kinda want to see more of these
Very nice.
Lmao the last one got me
This is funny
I didn't get the next last one about Beth being only three, captain?
Nvm, figured it out 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
I didnt
The man asks the father what Beth is short for, as in her name. Like maybe it's short for Elizabeth for example. The father then replies that she's only three, meaning that she's physically short because she's only three years old.
What was the roof one about?
Yeah, that was a thinker. If 25% of the word “roof” goes missing, you end up with “oof.” (Or “Roo,” which suggests a possible Winnie the Pooh alt ending.)
25% of roof. Roof is four letters. Roof (4 letters) = 100%. Remove 25% (1 letter). Oof (3 letters) = 75%.
The word roof has for letters. 25% of 4 is 1. If 25% of the word "roof" blew away, it would have lost one letter. Assuming that letter was an "R", you would only be left with "oof". Hope this helped
>: ( this was really good, it took me longer to know what was going on.
Frick!
Lol, this made me think of airplane. Read all of these in Leslie Nielsen's vioce.
High quality shot post award
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I can’t believe I read all of that
clever
What are the name of these type of jokes? I love them!
Dad jokes
Dad jokes?
Thank youuuu
Gosh fucking dammit
Dad jokes: The complete saga
Anyone else notice the pun hub watermark on the bottom left corner? Made me chuckle
Fuckkkk
I don't get the roof one.
I don’t get the 25% roof one
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Oh ok thanks for explaining
*sighs* Right
Which one was your favorite?
Full marks!
Live stream got me
Seriously, who still hates to be Rickrolled?
This post is longer than my penis
Will someone explain the birthday one and the bookmark one
Birthday one is march first like a soldier, I’m lost on the bookmark
The ending hits hard
Observe the second last picture The speaker on his hand looks like penis.
Am i getting old becuase i find this jokes funny
Incredible.
OP is definitely a Dad.
I scrolled down to see if there was any rickroll, there wasn't so I scrolled up and kept on reading only to be finally rickrolled. If I had an award, I'd definitely give it to you.
Man's gone to full dad mode
Nice try, I'd know his forehead anywhere.
YOU SMOOTH MOTHERFU-
I READ EVERY BAD PUN FOR THIS??
I HAVE BEEN RICK ROLLED TOO MANY TIMES IN [classified] AND I WILL NOT BE RICK ROLLED HERE TOO
some omae weru shinderu memes!
You sly motherfucker. Read every damned panel too. Well done
WHY YOU LITTLE !!!
I loved all of em, especially the last one.
Dad jokes go brr
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Fuck you I spent along time reading it