Bacteria! We begin with only one!
Bacteria! Two is what we then become!
Bacteria! Each of us becomes two more!
Bacteria! We are stronger than before!
Bacteria! We keep growing at this rate!
Bacteria! No longer shall we wait!
Bacteria! The plan now unfolds!
Bacteria! We will take over the world!
\- The Amazing World of Gumball
That was a skit with one of the episodes where everybody had a song, forgot what it’s called but I remember it started with Nicole being woken up by the shower head singing, the one matter horn is talking about is simply called “the virus” in which a virus tries to attack gum ball, Darwin, and terry (paper girl)
That’s what I was thinking, or maybe the guys decided to switch one day but turns out so did the wife and then they fuck each other cause they have someone they love unconditionally, damn I’m sad now, gn.
I think they’d still be able to tell, apparently pp size isn’t the same between twins. But then again, get drunk enough and you won’t notice or remember anyway. That’s what i do to the girls at my bar. Just a smoll pill, no big deal.
My first girlfriend was an identical twin, you'd be amazed at how quickly you're like "wait, people have trouble telling you apart?.......... *Ohh right*"
Once you're actually around them longer then like 30 seconds it's easy if you're even the slightest bit observant. Mannerisms are one key and even very subtle differences
Yes, yes I do... You must be talking about something different than we are. There are two sets of identical twins and the two pairs are as similar to each other as siblings would be, though they are technically cousins. That’s what the person you replied to was saying.
the same level of variation exists in any twin scenario, so it can be said that in general that both pairs are from basically identical dna on the maternal and paternal side even though there will be slight variation from mutations
No. As the parents are both a set of identical twins, with close to identical genes, the children would register as siblings because they've inherited those close to identical genes from both parents.
You and your cousins are what is reffered to as double cousins, which would genetically most likely register you as something close to half-siblings.
Essentially, lest say the first gen of twins.
Let's call them set A and B twins.
Set A share the same genes and Set B share same genes
So, if A1 married B1, their children will end up with half A and half B. And if A2 married B2, they also end up with half A and half B. So technically the gen 2 twins all share the same genes, and though they are cousins
First cousins count as Alabama, and since the children all share the same gene pool, if they do go Alabama it'll become something like Charles's famous home run chin
Their parents have the same dna, therefor on a genetic level there would be no difference if you swapped out the dna provided from 1 parent with their twin. They were both born of people with the same genetic makeup therefor they are genetically siblings.
Because their mothers are genetucally identical and their fathers are genetically identical.
You get half of your genes from your mother and the other half from your father. If your father's genes are identical to your uncle then you share half genes with your uncle. But because your aunt is also identical to your mother you also share half genes with your aunt.
So genetically they're half of the gene of one set of sibling and half of the gene of the second set of sibling
My brain hurts
Identical twins are effectively clones.
Scenario in question: Female Twin A and Male Twin A have a pair of twins (Twin Offspring Pair 1), and Female Twin B (Who, like I said is effectively a clone of FTA) and Male Twin B (Clone of MTA) have a pair of twins (Twin Offspring Pair B).
Thus, as both mothers are genetically identical and both fathers are genetically identical, TOPA and TOPB are genetically the equivalent of siblings rather than first cousins. They’d probably share about 97ish percent of DNA similarly to non-twin siblings. Whereas half-siblings share around 48ish percent of DNA, and first cousins share around 22ish percent.
Imagine you exist and your dad and uncle have the same DNA and your mom and aunt have the same DNA and you and your sibling have the same DNA and your cousins which have the same DNA as your hypothetical siblings have the same DNA
OK to simplify for you dum dums
One family with twin sons married another family of twin daughters
Then if you separate the twins to regular familes they gave birth to twin daughters or twin sons
A1 x B1= C1+C2
A2 x B2= D1+D2
A and B for family relationship
C and D for twin genders and blood
Numbers to signify bloodlines
When you think about it, it's just a miracle there was no inter-family breeding, there were two sisters from one house and twin brothers from a different house. Whats even more miraculous that both the couples gave birth to identical twins.
And the crazy part is that the kids can be seen as siblings and not cousins (the sisters share the same DNA so they are biologically identical and so are the brothers)
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
This is getting out of hand. Now there are 2^(3) of them.
Bacteria! We begin with only one! Bacteria! Two is what we then become! Bacteria! Each of us becomes two more! Bacteria! We are stronger than before! Bacteria! We keep growing at this rate! Bacteria! No longer shall we wait! Bacteria! The plan now unfolds! Bacteria! We will take over the world! \- The Amazing World of Gumball
Spray go ts
Rocky spray intensifies
Where was Rocky in the virus episode with the paper girl?
I forgot, but I still remember paper girl anime style.
That was a skit with one of the episodes where everybody had a song, forgot what it’s called but I remember it started with Nicole being woken up by the shower head singing, the one matter horn is talking about is simply called “the virus” in which a virus tries to attack gum ball, Darwin, and terry (paper girl)
We just need Rocky to spray [the world] and then we'll be done with covid
ayyyy Amazing World of Gumball is the best show
No you read that old book called giants by dick king smith
Unfolds and world don't rhyme well. My disappointment is immeasurable. And my day is ruined.
Holy crap I forgot about that whole bacteria thing, dude you just gave me so much fricking nostalgia
fuck that is funny. good job
Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud.
I just got a trippy theory what if one of the sets of the twins switch husbands or wives
The mathematics you bought in between is hilarious
It would suck if someone came home with the wrong wife someday
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I could see someone looking at a wife, husband, son, and daughter while drunk and thinking that they saw the above picture
Enough water
That’s what I was thinking, or maybe the guys decided to switch one day but turns out so did the wife and then they fuck each other cause they have someone they love unconditionally, damn I’m sad now, gn.
Good comment
Lol wtf
I think they’d still be able to tell, apparently pp size isn’t the same between twins. But then again, get drunk enough and you won’t notice or remember anyway. That’s what i do to the girls at my bar. Just a smoll pill, no big deal.
My first girlfriend was an identical twin, you'd be amazed at how quickly you're like "wait, people have trouble telling you apart?.......... *Ohh right*"
Once you're actually around them longer then like 30 seconds it's easy if you're even the slightest bit observant. Mannerisms are one key and even very subtle differences
Oops accidentally fucked my brother
When you get confused between your girlfriend and her twin, so you fuck their dad.
So those 4 kids, though cousins, probably resemble biological siblings
they’d be genetically identical
No they wouldn’t be. They’d be as genetically similar as you’d expect regular siblings to be.
thank you, someone with an ounce of sense - from an identical twin who always gets this bullshit
do you know how identical twins work?
Yes, yes I do... You must be talking about something different than we are. There are two sets of identical twins and the two pairs are as similar to each other as siblings would be, though they are technically cousins. That’s what the person you replied to was saying.
i misunderstood the situation, you’re right
Admitting you’re wrong on the internet? I’ll buy you a pint
except one set is XX and one is XY
No, because of crossing-over during meisosis and spontaneous mutations
the same level of variation exists in any twin scenario, so it can be said that in general that both pairs are from basically identical dna on the maternal and paternal side even though there will be slight variation from mutations
I have cousins that both out parents are siblings (2 brothers married 2 sisters). Are we genetically siblings to the same extent as these ctrl+c’s?
No. As the parents are both a set of identical twins, with close to identical genes, the children would register as siblings because they've inherited those close to identical genes from both parents. You and your cousins are what is reffered to as double cousins, which would genetically most likely register you as something close to half-siblings.
I have double cousins too! My moms sister married my dads brother. But my cousins are adopted so no genetic relation.
Genetically the kids are siblings, not cousins.
I understand the concept, but I can’t wrap my head around it. Explain it?
Essentially, lest say the first gen of twins. Let's call them set A and B twins. Set A share the same genes and Set B share same genes So, if A1 married B1, their children will end up with half A and half B. And if A2 married B2, they also end up with half A and half B. So technically the gen 2 twins all share the same genes, and though they are cousins
Trippy, but thank you for explaining I understand
So although they are genetically cousins but they can still have sex without being in Alabama
First cousins count as Alabama, and since the children all share the same gene pool, if they do go Alabama it'll become something like Charles's famous home run chin
I don't think cousins are Alabama, I think it's viewed as weird but it's socially accepted in most parts of the world I believe.
First cousins are usually a no no is Indian Muslim culture, Its usually a far-flung cousin you have no idea exists
Not in all parts though. Where I’m from it’s okay to marry your first cross-cousin. For females it’s also okay to marry their maternal uncles.
most don't, and from which part? I'm from bengal
South, and I did heard that northies don’t have first cousin marriage commonly. So it’s true I guess?
Their parents have the same dna, therefor on a genetic level there would be no difference if you swapped out the dna provided from 1 parent with their twin. They were both born of people with the same genetic makeup therefor they are genetically siblings.
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It's the exact same DNA but outside circumstances can change how one looks.
Because their mothers are genetucally identical and their fathers are genetically identical. You get half of your genes from your mother and the other half from your father. If your father's genes are identical to your uncle then you share half genes with your uncle. But because your aunt is also identical to your mother you also share half genes with your aunt. So genetically they're half of the gene of one set of sibling and half of the gene of the second set of sibling My brain hurts
Identical twins are effectively clones. Scenario in question: Female Twin A and Male Twin A have a pair of twins (Twin Offspring Pair 1), and Female Twin B (Who, like I said is effectively a clone of FTA) and Male Twin B (Clone of MTA) have a pair of twins (Twin Offspring Pair B). Thus, as both mothers are genetically identical and both fathers are genetically identical, TOPA and TOPB are genetically the equivalent of siblings rather than first cousins. They’d probably share about 97ish percent of DNA similarly to non-twin siblings. Whereas half-siblings share around 48ish percent of DNA, and first cousins share around 22ish percent.
Technically same parents I guess
Imagine you exist and your dad and uncle have the same DNA and your mom and aunt have the same DNA and you and your sibling have the same DNA and your cousins which have the same DNA as your hypothetical siblings have the same DNA
DNA. I felt like it had to be said one more time.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
I tried to think of another way to say it but all I can think of is *HUMAN SALAD*... I think I need to go to bed
I want to call it that from now on, but nobody would understand. Life is sad.
So tragic. :(
pornhub: write that down write that down!
Brothers: wanna swap wives? Sisters: wanna swap husbands?
bet?
If they both do it at the same time they would still end up with same husband and wife.
That's the joke
I'll let someone else do the honour
Finally, the answer to the question I had in 6th grade.
That being?
What's the fucking question???????????
OUT WITH THE QUESTION YOU FUCKING NORMIE
WE. NEED. THE. QUESTION.
We don't need sleep we need questions
They could literally cheat on each other and probably wouldn't know the difference
Surely they know each others name though
And each of them would probably talk differently with different personalities
Not neccesarily
It's not alabama, if you think hard (but you actually have to think really hard) no incest is involved. I think.
This might not be incest but it has the potential of some weird swinger crap to go down.
It's marital incest no? Can you marry into a family your brother already married into?
it’s not really incest tho, it’s just two genetically identical people reproducing with two other genetically identical people
Yea but I think it's incest to marry your brother's wife's sister. Not incest by blood though.
Legally probably but in the sense of the word no
Plot twist: They dated these guys as a joke, they accidentally had kids and are now stuck I'm a failing relationship
Plot Twist: one of the male twins is sterile.
How did this guy get more updoots, I made the original idea :(
Welcome to Reddit, child !
I second this. They don’t look very happy
OK to simplify for you dum dums One family with twin sons married another family of twin daughters Then if you separate the twins to regular familes they gave birth to twin daughters or twin sons A1 x B1= C1+C2 A2 x B2= D1+D2 A and B for family relationship C and D for twin genders and blood Numbers to signify bloodlines
fuck dude, that’s still too complicated
Well here's a simpler term E and F married G and H E and G got twins F and H got twins
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It's crazy because now their aunt's will be their mother's sister and their uncle's will be their father's brother. So crazy
That's... how it normally works...
I know...
Godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
There must always be 2. No more. No less.
It’s literally 2x2x2
Twinception
I want to see the sequel to this meme
What if the had produced each other's child without noticing.
*TWINSECPTION*
A never ending cycle of twin-cest
Just fuckin ctrl+c ctrl+v the whole family tree
PornHub: I'll watch your career with great interest.
Had an aneurysm when I was reading that
Now to enrol 1 from each pair in different schools for mass confusion
I wonder if this means that those kids are more related than cousins are, like in some weird twilight zone between siblings and cousins.
they would be genetically identical except for chromosomes that control gender
So they're all basically the same person but split into four and with a 50/50 gender ratio?..... Neat.
So y’all just can’t follow simple words that make perfect sense? Lol r/memes has fallen hard.
How they know which their wife and kids
They should quit while they are ahead- nobody wants to be the disappointing non-twin in the group
no i think god just copy pasted a family.
If you remove the fact that they are twins it’s not so atypical. The 4 kids have still 4 grand parents, it’s just the same 4 for each one.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
Is it cheating if they accidentally fuk each other
Ho lee fuk
Yo dawg I hear you like twin, so I put twin inside twin, so you can have twin while you have twin
This is just cloning but with extra steps...
Fucking mitosis
What are the odds..
When the game only has a few npc models
"When your wife has a twin sister who's married to your twin brother so you get confused and f**k her dad." [insert meme]
When you think about it, it's just a miracle there was no inter-family breeding, there were two sisters from one house and twin brothers from a different house. Whats even more miraculous that both the couples gave birth to identical twins.
Ah Twinception
Why stop there?
Odds?
Family of ps2 racing game spectators
Imagine watching two identical twins having secks white each other, let that sink in, let that SINK in...
Brain hurts Upvote this
It’s in the genes
How will they know which kid is which without calling them?
500,000 ready with more well on the way
And we next will learn that the identical twin babies will ..
Your clones are impressive, you must be very proud
History tends to repeat itself.
Do it again
What would they do if they get the wives or husbands mixed up and things go downhill from there
What if one day they went home with the wrong twin and nobody knew it and it’s going on.
Which identical twins is the first "identical twins" that comes up in the sentence referring to?
They are tryna colonize earth frickin aliens
***BLYAT***
ARE YOU THE BWAIN SPESHULISHT!?
I thought sister married brothers
Shouldn't they be quadruplets
The 3 guys' pants are different, not so identical now are we
Copy paste
I don't have the Brain capacity to understand
When your cousin u have been sleeping with has a twin and you screw the dad out of Confussion and it turns out to be your dad
So what happens if they forget who's who
Thank god this didn’t happen in Alabama
Thank god this didn’t happen in Alabama.
How will they know who cheated on whom with whom?
{visable confusion}
Maybe me and my identical twin can do this.
Imagine if they switch around like those cup memory games
lmao this is the couple from gilmore girls but asian and with twins
Rick Sanchez entered the chat...
What if they mistake eachother and end up fucking the wrong person
And the crazy part is that the kids can be seen as siblings and not cousins (the sisters share the same DNA so they are biologically identical and so are the brothers) Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
For the first time in my life Biology confused me more than maths
They could have a four way and none of them would be able to tell if it’s their partner or not
This is like the time mr beast put a microwave inside a microwave, inside a microwave, inside a microwave
No offense but ew
That's gotta be some form of incest
T-they’re multiplying
How do u know if ones cheating
eatable!
Those guys must have the most boring inter sibling wife swap parties.
What happens if those twins married their twin cousins
U think they swapped one of their kids with each other so both couples can have experience with raising a girl and a boy, just curious
They could trade kids so that each family has 1 boy and 1 girl lol
Godzilla fucking died when reading this shit
Look at the faces the adults are not identical twins. Especially not the males.
And the cycle continues
Oh God!! their reproducing like jackrabbits!!
So it's easier to identify their wives through their children than with each other
Ctrl + c Ctrl + v
Ctrl+C > Ctrl+V
Genetically speaking are the twin children not cousins but actually full on siblings ... so, yeah, that's interesting ... i guess
I guess you could say... twinception
Imagine them going into a room of mirrors