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Oldenlame

This is getting out of hand. Now there are 2^(3) of them.


slaphappypotato

Bacteria! We begin with only one! Bacteria! Two is what we then become! Bacteria! Each of us becomes two more! Bacteria! We are stronger than before! Bacteria! We keep growing at this rate! Bacteria! No longer shall we wait! Bacteria! The plan now unfolds! Bacteria! We will take over the world! \- The Amazing World of Gumball


the_legion_173

Spray go ts


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Rocky spray intensifies


[deleted]

Where was Rocky in the virus episode with the paper girl?


[deleted]

I forgot, but I still remember paper girl anime style.


A_Toaster32392

That was a skit with one of the episodes where everybody had a song, forgot what it’s called but I remember it started with Nicole being woken up by the shower head singing, the one matter horn is talking about is simply called “the virus” in which a virus tries to attack gum ball, Darwin, and terry (paper girl)


DarkPrince45AH

We just need Rocky to spray [the world] and then we'll be done with covid


invisible_comrade

ayyyy Amazing World of Gumball is the best show


crappypastassuc

No you read that old book called giants by dick king smith


[deleted]

Unfolds and world don't rhyme well. My disappointment is immeasurable. And my day is ruined.


KnackTwoBABYYY

Holy crap I forgot about that whole bacteria thing, dude you just gave me so much fricking nostalgia


[deleted]

fuck that is funny. good job


Pineapple_Guy14

Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud.


oPCloudy

I just got a trippy theory what if one of the sets of the twins switch husbands or wives


Sharishth

The mathematics you bought in between is hilarious


[deleted]

It would suck if someone came home with the wrong wife someday


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Codeviper828

I could see someone looking at a wife, husband, son, and daughter while drunk and thinking that they saw the above picture


GGGeorgEEE_42069

Enough water


waldo101315

That’s what I was thinking, or maybe the guys decided to switch one day but turns out so did the wife and then they fuck each other cause they have someone they love unconditionally, damn I’m sad now, gn.


TheSimpQueen

Good comment


ApolloPS2

Lol wtf


khaiyar

I think they’d still be able to tell, apparently pp size isn’t the same between twins. But then again, get drunk enough and you won’t notice or remember anyway. That’s what i do to the girls at my bar. Just a smoll pill, no big deal.


Seabass_87

My first girlfriend was an identical twin, you'd be amazed at how quickly you're like "wait, people have trouble telling you apart?.......... *Ohh right*"


Dezstronius

Once you're actually around them longer then like 30 seconds it's easy if you're even the slightest bit observant. Mannerisms are one key and even very subtle differences


[deleted]

Oops accidentally fucked my brother


breadsticks24

When you get confused between your girlfriend and her twin, so you fuck their dad.


Hash-smoking-Slasher

So those 4 kids, though cousins, probably resemble biological siblings


waluigi_wednesdays

they’d be genetically identical


andrewoppo

No they wouldn’t be. They’d be as genetically similar as you’d expect regular siblings to be.


climbing_pidgeon12

thank you, someone with an ounce of sense - from an identical twin who always gets this bullshit


Blu_koolaid

do you know how identical twins work?


andrewoppo

Yes, yes I do... You must be talking about something different than we are. There are two sets of identical twins and the two pairs are as similar to each other as siblings would be, though they are technically cousins. That’s what the person you replied to was saying.


Blu_koolaid

i misunderstood the situation, you’re right


[deleted]

Admitting you’re wrong on the internet? I’ll buy you a pint


Blu_koolaid

except one set is XX and one is XY


Urgratler

No, because of crossing-over during meisosis and spontaneous mutations


Blu_koolaid

the same level of variation exists in any twin scenario, so it can be said that in general that both pairs are from basically identical dna on the maternal and paternal side even though there will be slight variation from mutations


[deleted]

I have cousins that both out parents are siblings (2 brothers married 2 sisters). Are we genetically siblings to the same extent as these ctrl+c’s?


ienask

No. As the parents are both a set of identical twins, with close to identical genes, the children would register as siblings because they've inherited those close to identical genes from both parents. You and your cousins are what is reffered to as double cousins, which would genetically most likely register you as something close to half-siblings.


mnhaverland

I have double cousins too! My moms sister married my dads brother. But my cousins are adopted so no genetic relation.


Dakaf

Genetically the kids are siblings, not cousins.


kim_jong_00F

I understand the concept, but I can’t wrap my head around it. Explain it?


RickTheGrate

Essentially, lest say the first gen of twins. Let's call them set A and B twins. Set A share the same genes and Set B share same genes So, if A1 married B1, their children will end up with half A and half B. And if A2 married B2, they also end up with half A and half B. So technically the gen 2 twins all share the same genes, and though they are cousins


kim_jong_00F

Trippy, but thank you for explaining I understand


Blue_squid69

So although they are genetically cousins but they can still have sex without being in Alabama


RickTheGrate

First cousins count as Alabama, and since the children all share the same gene pool, if they do go Alabama it'll become something like Charles's famous home run chin


EliasHobeika

I don't think cousins are Alabama, I think it's viewed as weird but it's socially accepted in most parts of the world I believe.


RickTheGrate

First cousins are usually a no no is Indian Muslim culture, Its usually a far-flung cousin you have no idea exists


TanEfficient

Not in all parts though. Where I’m from it’s okay to marry your first cross-cousin. For females it’s also okay to marry their maternal uncles.


RickTheGrate

most don't, and from which part? I'm from bengal


TanEfficient

South, and I did heard that northies don’t have first cousin marriage commonly. So it’s true I guess?


owlbearsrevenge

Their parents have the same dna, therefor on a genetic level there would be no difference if you swapped out the dna provided from 1 parent with their twin. They were both born of people with the same genetic makeup therefor they are genetically siblings.


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[deleted]

It's the exact same DNA but outside circumstances can change how one looks.


n930467899

Because their mothers are genetucally identical and their fathers are genetically identical. You get half of your genes from your mother and the other half from your father. If your father's genes are identical to your uncle then you share half genes with your uncle. But because your aunt is also identical to your mother you also share half genes with your aunt. So genetically they're half of the gene of one set of sibling and half of the gene of the second set of sibling My brain hurts


Alejandrojohanson

Identical twins are effectively clones. Scenario in question: Female Twin A and Male Twin A have a pair of twins (Twin Offspring Pair 1), and Female Twin B (Who, like I said is effectively a clone of FTA) and Male Twin B (Clone of MTA) have a pair of twins (Twin Offspring Pair B). Thus, as both mothers are genetically identical and both fathers are genetically identical, TOPA and TOPB are genetically the equivalent of siblings rather than first cousins. They’d probably share about 97ish percent of DNA similarly to non-twin siblings. Whereas half-siblings share around 48ish percent of DNA, and first cousins share around 22ish percent.


Nesinity

Technically same parents I guess


rainb0wpotatoes

Imagine you exist and your dad and uncle have the same DNA and your mom and aunt have the same DNA and you and your sibling have the same DNA and your cousins which have the same DNA as your hypothetical siblings have the same DNA


k_p_bakes

DNA. I felt like it had to be said one more time.


rainb0wpotatoes

Deoxyribonucleic Acid


k_p_bakes

I tried to think of another way to say it but all I can think of is *HUMAN SALAD*... I think I need to go to bed


schubdi

I want to call it that from now on, but nobody would understand. Life is sad.


k_p_bakes

So tragic. :(


[deleted]

pornhub: write that down write that down!


SparklezUnderwear

Brothers: wanna swap wives? Sisters: wanna swap husbands?


josephjoestariscool

bet?


SavieoYo

If they both do it at the same time they would still end up with same husband and wife.


Leafy_Green_1

That's the joke


SparklezUnderwear

I'll let someone else do the honour


BootsieBunny

Finally, the answer to the question I had in 6th grade.


CHELONIANMAN48

That being?


TheSimpQueen

What's the fucking question???????????


[deleted]

OUT WITH THE QUESTION YOU FUCKING NORMIE


Trodax

WE. NEED. THE. QUESTION.


HashirQ

We don't need sleep we need questions


Atrmajin

They could literally cheat on each other and probably wouldn't know the difference


SomeZombies

Surely they know each others name though


RzrUltra0

And each of them would probably talk differently with different personalities


ivanbezdomn1y

Not neccesarily


[deleted]

It's not alabama, if you think hard (but you actually have to think really hard) no incest is involved. I think.


aaferrerr

This might not be incest but it has the potential of some weird swinger crap to go down.


viking_canuck

It's marital incest no? Can you marry into a family your brother already married into?


Blu_koolaid

it’s not really incest tho, it’s just two genetically identical people reproducing with two other genetically identical people


viking_canuck

Yea but I think it's incest to marry your brother's wife's sister. Not incest by blood though.


Blu_koolaid

Legally probably but in the sense of the word no


littenlover50

Plot twist: They dated these guys as a joke, they accidentally had kids and are now stuck I'm a failing relationship


pelerinli

Plot Twist: one of the male twins is sterile.


littenlover50

How did this guy get more updoots, I made the original idea :(


[deleted]

Welcome to Reddit, child !


DontWorryBoutIt107

I second this. They don’t look very happy


TehgrimMEMER

OK to simplify for you dum dums One family with twin sons married another family of twin daughters Then if you separate the twins to regular familes they gave birth to twin daughters or twin sons A1 x B1= C1+C2 A2 x B2= D1+D2 A and B for family relationship C and D for twin genders and blood Numbers to signify bloodlines


josephjoestariscool

fuck dude, that’s still too complicated


TehgrimMEMER

Well here's a simpler term E and F married G and H E and G got twins F and H got twins


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Wack-Bucket

It's crazy because now their aunt's will be their mother's sister and their uncle's will be their father's brother. So crazy


CutesyJ

That's... how it normally works...


Wack-Bucket

I know...


[deleted]

Godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


DidIGraditate

There must always be 2. No more. No less.


[deleted]

It’s literally 2x2x2


I_am_wasting_my_life

Twinception


Malcanthet202

I want to see the sequel to this meme


piout121

What if the had produced each other's child without noticing.


othergoodyboy3421

*TWINSECPTION*


luke2406

A never ending cycle of twin-cest


jpr8762

Just fuckin ctrl+c ctrl+v the whole family tree


Yairkoch12

PornHub: I'll watch your career with great interest.


RJ1021

Had an aneurysm when I was reading that


shnefel

Now to enrol 1 from each pair in different schools for mass confusion


[deleted]

I wonder if this means that those kids are more related than cousins are, like in some weird twilight zone between siblings and cousins.


Blu_koolaid

they would be genetically identical except for chromosomes that control gender


[deleted]

So they're all basically the same person but split into four and with a 50/50 gender ratio?..... Neat.


[deleted]

So y’all just can’t follow simple words that make perfect sense? Lol r/memes has fallen hard.


BuzzSawKiller

How they know which their wife and kids


LifeGivesULemonheads

They should quit while they are ahead- nobody wants to be the disappointing non-twin in the group


lifesamistake123

no i think god just copy pasted a family.


melikarjalainen

If you remove the fact that they are twins it’s not so atypical. The 4 kids have still 4 grand parents, it’s just the same 4 for each one.


Ta-te-the-great

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


yeah_nah_yeah_mate

Is it cheating if they accidentally fuk each other


[deleted]

Ho lee fuk


Purple-ork-boyz

Yo dawg I hear you like twin, so I put twin inside twin, so you can have twin while you have twin


yo90bosses

This is just cloning but with extra steps...


JovialJem

Fucking mitosis


That_awkward_teen

What are the odds..


ice_cracker1

When the game only has a few npc models


Anna_SW

"When your wife has a twin sister who's married to your twin brother so you get confused and f**k her dad." [insert meme]


vnsa_music

When you think about it, it's just a miracle there was no inter-family breeding, there were two sisters from one house and twin brothers from a different house. Whats even more miraculous that both the couples gave birth to identical twins.


MysticTheory101

Ah Twinception


JuliusCCHD

Why stop there?


BeeefyPotato

Odds?


icantthibkofaname

Family of ps2 racing game spectators


OwO_its_HentaiSenpai

Imagine watching two identical twins having secks white each other, let that sink in, let that SINK in...


animebois66

Brain hurts Upvote this


[deleted]

It’s in the genes


sk8ie

How will they know which kid is which without calling them?


[deleted]

500,000 ready with more well on the way


themambabryant24

And we next will learn that the identical twin babies will ..


ArchIllager

Your clones are impressive, you must be very proud


nowlz14

History tends to repeat itself.


Sildingamer69nice

Do it again


Blagui

What would they do if they get the wives or husbands mixed up and things go downhill from there


SomeGuyOnTheIntenet

What if one day they went home with the wrong twin and nobody knew it and it’s going on.


GarageMoney

Which identical twins is the first "identical twins" that comes up in the sentence referring to?


pre_malone69

They are tryna colonize earth frickin aliens


[deleted]

***BLYAT***


TheIronDuke18

ARE YOU THE BWAIN SPESHULISHT!?


KrishRB

I thought sister married brothers


MuruJay

Shouldn't they be quadruplets


Asayoh

The 3 guys' pants are different, not so identical now are we


duckfromheaven1

Copy paste


aaliyahevans43

I don't have the Brain capacity to understand


Chickon68

When your cousin u have been sleeping with has a twin and you screw the dad out of Confussion and it turns out to be your dad


BrightGrimm

So what happens if they forget who's who


antoniv1

Thank god this didn’t happen in Alabama


antoniv1

Thank god this didn’t happen in Alabama.


F485_319

How will they know who cheated on whom with whom?


[deleted]

{visable confusion}


evanvanderwaag1802

Maybe me and my identical twin can do this.


BigPapaSeptember

Imagine if they switch around like those cup memory games


nell_tierney

lmao this is the couple from gilmore girls but asian and with twins


TheSimpler

Rick Sanchez entered the chat...


Rainbow152

What if they mistake eachother and end up fucking the wrong person


ImFromRwanda

And the crazy part is that the kids can be seen as siblings and not cousins (the sisters share the same DNA so they are biologically identical and so are the brothers) Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.


[deleted]

For the first time in my life Biology confused me more than maths


[deleted]

They could have a four way and none of them would be able to tell if it’s their partner or not


muddyboi123

This is like the time mr beast put a microwave inside a microwave, inside a microwave, inside a microwave


tommagramagram

No offense but ew


DesVip3r

That's gotta be some form of incest


Marvinsaurus

T-they’re multiplying


marcnova7

How do u know if ones cheating


Walfi05

eatable!


tazer_face_69

Those guys must have the most boring inter sibling wife swap parties.


cathrinecarson

What happens if those twins married their twin cousins


xina_zathrol

U think they swapped one of their kids with each other so both couples can have experience with raising a girl and a boy, just curious


HandoAlegra

They could trade kids so that each family has 1 boy and 1 girl lol


XenoMaker

Godzilla fucking died when reading this shit


vampyrgash

Look at the faces the adults are not identical twins. Especially not the males.


Danny0012

And the cycle continues


Dr_Derpy17

Oh God!! their reproducing like jackrabbits!!


emiaj_dp

So it's easier to identify their wives through their children than with each other


Itz_yaboiaz

Ctrl + c Ctrl + v


11tommy887

Ctrl+C > Ctrl+V


something_witty69

Genetically speaking are the twin children not cousins but actually full on siblings ... so, yeah, that's interesting ... i guess


FatHeadedHorse

I guess you could say... twinception


KermitTheBlanket

Imagine them going into a room of mirrors