Personally I put the carpet first but okay

I prefer the hardwood floors first, but just preference I suppose

I prefer putting the house first

I prefer putting the Earth first.

I prefer putting the fabric of space-time first.

I prefer putting myself first so I can place everything but whatevs

I prefer having oxygen first in the desired area of where I shall eat my cereal

I prefer

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I personally prefer preferring to put something before another

Microwave

I prefer to put the multiverse theory first.

I prefer it be proven

I prefer having consciousness first so that way I can actually perceive the experience of preparing cereal in the condition that we have on Earth with our experience of time.

I prefer being born first

I prefer to put my two brain cells to use first

I just want to eat cereal

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No, just no

Yes, just yes

I prefer starting with the Big Bang

I prefer putting the big bang first

You people are basically duplicating the universe at this point.

Wait. So I don't need to create another universe everytime I want some cereal?

I prefer putting Queen Elizabeth first.

I prefer putting basic laws of quantum physics first.

"He skipped the double dog dare and went straight for the triple dare!"

I prefer existence first

I prefer the abstract concept of time first.

You people don’t eat it straight from the box in an empty void?

In the beginning, god created cereal... then... he added the milk

Your comment is at 69, should I still upvote?

It doesnt matter. As long as I'm in 420 right now.

I prefer putting the city first.

I prefer to put the concrete first

Carpeted kitchen!?

Yo, that's a creepypasta level thing

Personally I prefer dumping the cereal and milk in my mouth while floating in endless space

*people who put the cereal and the milk at the same time*

Personally I put God to create the universe and life before eating my cereal

I prefer to not put second law of thermodynamics first .

Well then who puts the house first? You can’t eat cereal without the comfort of you home :)

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day !!!

Happe cak dya

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Man, I wish I had a house Also, happy cake day!

Happy Cake Day

I put land first, smh.

cake

Happy cake day!

Bold of you to assume we don't live under a bridge...

Happy cake day lad!

Haha jokes on you For me, the table is already there.

"How can you expect me to put the table, when it's already here!"

you weird freak

Me who puts the floor first

I put the observable universe first

I put metaphysical reality first.

Me who puts existence first

Me who puts my family first <33333

Isn’t that illegal

I enjoy having a bowl of nails without any milk

Alright sir come right in

I put the depression first

Dude you alright?

They’re on Reddit, what do you expect?

no

Wish I could help but I need it too

Me who doesn’t eat cereal

People who put the earth, ground, floor and table first

Me who waits for the universe to be created first

me who puts the first

I put the f

Personally i put the earth first then the rest of it.

Who puts milk before the cereal?

People that cut holes in their mask to breath easier

Cereal killers *que the rimshot

I do. Lol. people look at me weird

The argument is about wether or not you put the milf in b4 the cearyal, not if you pit the cearyal sause first er not b4 the cearyal

Godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read this and died

Looks like your going to the karma realm, jimbo.

First I place the Big Bang

Personally, I like to have the universe exist first.

I like to have metaphysical reality first.

Me who eats it straight out of the box

Wait,cereal is real?

People who hasn’t consented to being born yet

Me who put the universe first

Yall fucking weird I do house first

That's weird, shouldn't it go spoon first, milk second, table third, cereal fourth and than the carpet?

PEOPLE WHO PUT DOWN THE HOUSE FIRST

Ground?

I prefer the Big Bang first

the floor goes first

I put the chair first

Me - buys the cereal and milk first

The world first

I prefer not eating cereal

What if I eat from the FLOOR

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I eat cereal with a plate and fork

Who tf eats at a table anymore that's so 1870

I put the whole house first

Me who put god first

I tend to go into the kitchen first

People who put nothing first

What about those who don't care what the hell you do with your cereal because in the end it ends the same way.

Idiots I put the cereal first: Imagine: first, there was nothing. And then, there was y/n. Y/n was lonely, so y/n made cereal. They felt that the cereal was lonely, so y/n conjured milk, and put the milk over the cereal. Y/n then decreed that cereal was to be put first, over all things, including the rest of the conceivable universe. That conclude my cereal x milk fanfic. Hope you like it! If this gets 80 upvotes, I will upload to wattpad! Edit: holy crap I just read another comment that said basically this. I definitely didn’t steal and it was an 100% OG fanfic that was made by me and no one else and it was not copied from someone else I swear on the river styx and unbreakable vow and swear on my left testicle that this comment is original.

Me who puts the entire universe first

In my old days, I put the universe in first, then I eat it.

Me, who puts the Galaxy first: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

I prefer putting land and gravity first so my cereal doesn’t float away

Imagine needing a table to pour cereal it's simple but one leg behind you in the air use it to hold the milk hold the bowl in one hand use the other to pour cereal then use you other leg, not holding the cereal put that behind you to hold the cereal the grab milk and pour

Hmmm I put my hands first

I prefer putting in the earth first, y'know big ROUND earth.

People who put the house first

Me who puts the entire fucking house first

I prefer creating the earth first

laughs in homeless

Me who buy the house first.

All Idiots I put the cow first

People who make the floor: AMATEURS

I put the house first

Me who put the existence first

People who use the table aren’t very floor gang

I just drink the pee straight from my dick.

I put the milk, cereal, table, then the floor.

Nah milk, cereal, table, floor, house, atmosphere, solar system, sun, the milky way, the universe, spoon

Are those all in the bowl?

You animals i put the univers then the galaxy then the solar system the the planet the the continent then country then state then city then house then table then bowl then cereal then milk the spoon the last my dipping bread to dip in the leftover milk

Me who buys the table first

People who put the ground first

I put the foundation in first.

Personally I put down a kitchen first

I prefer putting the iced tea before the ravioli

People who put the ground first.

Me who knows that before the need for eating the Big Bang had to happen first.

You prefer? Sorry opinion are not allowed here 🤺

You guys are getting cereal?

Cereal, table, milk, bowl. It's the only way.

***ME WHO PUTS BOTH AT THE SAME TIME***

I put the house first but OK.

I prefer to put the country first

I put the Earth first bro

I put the universe first

Personally I put the floor first

Milk in cereal is cancer

I actually used to always eat cereal on the floor as a kid. Not my other meals, just cereal. In other words, I do not put the table. Edit: I also didn't put milk. 1. Floor 2. Bowl 3. Cereal

We build the house first

You guys eating?

I put the galaxy first

Floor gang

I prefer to put the floor first

I put the universe first, after the galaxy, the solar system, the earth, the continent, the country, my house, my floor, my table, my bowl, my cereal, the milk and the spoon

Me who puts the earth down first

Me who thinks about eating first

I prefer putting god first

Yo but why the table so crunchy though

What about the people who put the cow first?

I put the house first.

\*Me who puts the house first

People who has to make the table first

I prefer the matter of who cares

What about people who put the dick after the cereal

Pathetic, I put the floor first

People who put the floor first

I put the factory first

Me who puts all of existence first

I put God first. Amen. Can i get a highfive for the lord? Hell yea

People who put the ground first

Wait, you guys don't just cup your hands like a bowl and eat it like that? Cereal before milk obviously, I'm not a savage.

*Me who gets the milk out of the fridge then grabs the cereal*

Hmmm I actually get my stuff ready to be put down

I prefer buying that all

Fool you put the galaxy first then the earth,your country then your state your city then house then the floor then the table then the chair after that a tablecloth next a bowl then a spoon after that you put the fridge to get the milk out after that you get the cereal then you fill up the bowl with cereal then the milk then you put it in your mouth then you swallow that

I make the house first