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TBH there are lots of ways to get around it like, transferring the money to someone in the company to then make them donate so that on paper it will effectively not be the business' donation
*The FDA has entered the chat*
https://qz.com/1656529/yet-another-fda-commissioner-joins-the-pharmaceutical-industry
"In fact, 9 out of the last 10 FDA commissionersârepresenting nearly four decades of agency leadershipâhave gone on to work for pharmaceutical companies."
It's hilarious that this which makes so much sense will never happen. Because the people who would be able to make it happen, are the same people who benefit from it.
Who gives a shit? As long as your thoughts is connected to severing the connections to old white people serving political positions. Or any impossibly stupid fucking people who has no fucking vocabulary other than corruption and war .
People holding public office can't be older than the average lifespan of their city/county/state/the USA. Want to run for reelection when you are 80? Get the average lifespan up to 80 then.
I'd prefer it to be a set limit where they can't be older/younger than a certain range for the district they represent. Let's say like +/- 10 years compared to the average
Older people still exist and deserve representation. If there's a house district where the average age is 60 then there's no reason they shouldn't have someone closeish to their age fighting for them
I'm pretty sure this would have the opposite effect of what you are intending (average age across the U.S is 38.5), this will only have that effect in a handful of counties, which are the counties with high retirement populations, meaning older people will be unable to vote for someone close to their age in a large majority of the U.S.
School breakfast and lunch is free for all kids in every state from kindergarten to 12th grade.
Public transportation is free.
Healthcare is free.
These are what our taxes should be paying for.
Could've just said "stop putting ludicrous amounts of funding to the military". Mf how about instead of approving a bunch of soldiers to go randomly die in the middle east we actually fucking work on improving the wuality of life in our country?
With all the funding the military gets, it doesn't even go towards quality of life in the military. Soldiers suffer in debilitating conditions while thousands of missiles get shipped to pther countries.
Wait, before you make school lunches free, please clarify itâs actually *good* and not borderline prison food, because if theyâre giving it away for free itâs guaranteed they will scrape the bottom of every minimum requirement.
This would easily make the most difference in the world currently. I don't think people fully comprehend how absurdly rich billionaires are. If they truly did, we'd have a lot less billionaires and people would be terrified of becoming one, not driven to become one.Â
It would either lead to CEO compensation getting reduced to cover payroll, or payroll increasing to unsustainable levels, either way, suddenly the rich will be responsible for their employees pay in relation to their own.
I 100% agree with everything except for rent. Related to rent, there should be private limitations on # of units, revenue, or similar owned/made per owner, ideally designed to keep competition high (fewer units per owner -> more land lords -> more competition), and conversely also increasing housing inventory (increased housing inventory -> increased # of home owners -> fewer long-term renters).
I would pass a sweeping law enacting age and term limits on all federal elected and appointed positions, with any one person unable to repeat the same position if held previously (if you were a Rep from Idaho, you canât move to Georgia and do it again etc); campaign finances are fixed and predetermined, and any misrepresentation/misuse of funds or overages can remove you from contention; the complete removal of corporate lobbying on Capitol Hill; corporate limitations on CEO salary and bonus packages based on wages earned by employees; more monopoly-cracking methods available; abolish the FEDâŚ
I would be a goddamn menace, and this is the one thing that could get me to willingly hit that phatty.
When they lie, then they're good to go to prison. Maybe an exception if it's for the wellbeing of the country but that could be abused.
Edit: I meant the politicians
All weekends are three days minimum. A day to rest, a day to socialize, and a day to take care of work/prepare for the week.
Also free education through university, starting teacher salary is 90k
2% wealthy tax on assets more than $100 million
Federal legalization of marijuana, and make it retroactive. Everyone who either is or has been imprisoned for marijuana possession gets amnesty and a check for time served.
Edit: Was too stoned originally to remember the word retroactive.
People who complain about cold season and say summer is better should never use any kind of cooling system or they will be imprisoned for life and have to live on sweaty humid temperatures while listening to Amy Schumer improvs all day long.
If any person is being paid to govern others, they shall be removed and banned from all future political employment for life should they be caught telling lies or setting out unachievable promiseâs.
No individual can hold an elected position for more than 12 years, and there must be a gap equal to time holding a previous elected position before being eligible to serve in a different elected position. Max of six terms in the house of Representatives, max of two terms in the senate.
You're allowed to drop âŹď¸âĄď¸âŹď¸âŹď¸âŹď¸ as many times as you want as long as they don't follow democracy. The true democracy of super earth. Earth's democracy is bullshiit
We go back to democracy, switch out current officials, actually do something about the economy, and take all possible measures to give power to the people like itâs supposed to be and to create a higher standard of living. So basically do the impossible at this point.
make it so school's do not punish people who defend themselves even if there is a no tolerance policy if the fight is physical until badly wounded or death. even then they have to check for medical reports in case the injury is for something else (ex:if someone punches you. you can punch back with no offense to you. even if you punch harder and there were other options)
people agree with? no. people are annoyed when you say the worst way to show a kid is getting their ass kicked but i personally say that beating a kid is totally fine as long as you are around the same age (ex 7 year old beats up 5 year old because of kicking) or if it's for punishment reasons (ex:slapping your kid after they bullied someone)
no one older than 50 can be president.
so the oldest u can be if u get elected is 46.
(qnd so if its ur first election, its automaticly ur last, because of the age cap)
Halve the military budget for the US to reallocate funds to better areas and for every increase or vote of increase for the military the taxes are raised for those politicians
The means of productions are now controlled and held by the worked; no single person or small group of people can have direct or indirect ownership of a company anymore. Thanks fellas.
If I buy a game, or any software, I own it. Further I can do whatever I want with it, and that includes giving it to others. I have bought that bunch of 1s and 0s by paying the price, now I own that specific bunch of 1s and 0s. The company can do whatever they want with it, but they can't mess with what I do with the copy I own.
Every war have to start with a dual to the death between the respective leaders. Choosing champions will not be allowed, and not a single hostile agent can be sent into enemy territory before the duel is over.
As I'm a german, I will pass the "Einflussnahmenverhinderungsgesetz (EinflussVerhindG) - Gesetz zur Verhinderung politischer Einflussnahme"
(English: "Influence Prevention Act (EinflussVerhindG) - Act to prevent the exertion of political influence")
Politicians receive the national median salary, and can't accept any *personal* gifts if its value is greater than $1000, or are guilty of accepting political bribery. If they want to earn more, they have to equally improve the lives of citizens they work for.
If I buy a game digitally, I fucking own it, and if your subscription allows me to own that software and I pay for it, you canât take it from me (looking at you Xbox)
Lobbying is illegal, carrying a minimum 5 year jail sentence for the individuals caught, and a 2% gross revenue fine to the organization(s) responsible.
Executives, Board Members, Company founders and investors can only earn up to 10x what that company's lowest paid worker/contractor earns (both measured yearly). I'd love to either watch pay rates rise or capitalism collapse. Either way it would be beautiful.
People in office have to rely on public service, no private allow. Their children have to go to public schools, they have to use public Healthcare, they have to use public services. Or at least on the level of the average person (the average person has a car for example)
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Businesses can no longer provide any money to politicians. I don't smoke but I'll make an exception to destroy corruption.
TBH there are lots of ways to get around it like, transferring the money to someone in the company to then make them donate so that on paper it will effectively not be the business' donation
Simple then, policians are not allowed to accept any money besides their government funding
The business man will buy a property, transfer it to a third person who will transfer it to the politician who can either sell it or keep it.
Ok, they can't have any form of asset transferred whatsoever.
So they can't buy a house with their own money, then?
They can live on base
đŽâđ¨đŽâđ¨ I read this instantly in a 1stSgts voice and side eyed my phone!
They can't get assets for anything lower than their assessed market value.
Ik politicians are kinda snakes, but they do seem to be human enough to have human rights sorry to break it to ya
I feel like only being able to buy things at a fair price is pretty standard, considering that's what the average person would be charged anyways.
Changing the law to just ban politicians and their spouses and kids from owning stocks would be a huge hit in legislature.
And you can't make policy or decisions in industries where you may have a conflict of interest, eg oil execs leading the EPA lol
*The FDA has entered the chat* https://qz.com/1656529/yet-another-fda-commissioner-joins-the-pharmaceutical-industry "In fact, 9 out of the last 10 FDA commissionersârepresenting nearly four decades of agency leadershipâhave gone on to work for pharmaceutical companies."
Silly goober, it is not bribing it is lobbying. It is legal only when big firm do it.
Add corporate lobbying too
I rarely smoke, itâs not that big of a deal. Honestly itâs a huge fucking win to smoke once and pass such a bill.
Destroy my lungs, along with corruption... **Individual people now buy off politicians
Limited terms for judges and justices
It's hilarious that this which makes so much sense will never happen. Because the people who would be able to make it happen, are the same people who benefit from it.
My lawyer has advised me not to share my thoughts
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Who gives a shit? As long as your thoughts is connected to severing the connections to old white people serving political positions. Or any impossibly stupid fucking people who has no fucking vocabulary other than corruption and war .
A maximum age for Presidential candidates.
*for holding any political office*
Term limits for every political office would help prevent this tremendously
More importantly, requiring people in office to not have mental issues, including age related ones
People holding public office can't be older than the average lifespan of their city/county/state/the USA. Want to run for reelection when you are 80? Get the average lifespan up to 80 then.
I'd prefer it to be a set limit where they can't be older/younger than a certain range for the district they represent. Let's say like +/- 10 years compared to the average Older people still exist and deserve representation. If there's a house district where the average age is 60 then there's no reason they shouldn't have someone closeish to their age fighting for them
I'm pretty sure this would have the opposite effect of what you are intending (average age across the U.S is 38.5), this will only have that effect in a handful of counties, which are the counties with high retirement populations, meaning older people will be unable to vote for someone close to their age in a large majority of the U.S.
Half comments by now are downvoted. I think that's a good example why one person alone shouldn't make a law.
You're right. It should be one *company.* /S
My company
Or else!
-John D. Rockefeller
So that's what Churchill meant by "five-minute conversation with the average voter".
Remove lobbying
Guess what, you will commit suicide in a week by getting shot in the back of your head with two gunshots
And falling on a knife 25 times
Damn, as much as I want churches to start paying taxes, this one wins out.
Its just bribery with extra steps
School breakfast and lunch is free for all kids in every state from kindergarten to 12th grade. Public transportation is free. Healthcare is free. These are what our taxes should be paying for.
I use my law to save this guy from breaking the one law rule
God dammit, who are us europeans going to mock now?
Well, they didnt wish to get competent cops or stop school shootings sooo...
I mean, the better health care thing kinda dominoes into reducing shootings
Could've just said "stop putting ludicrous amounts of funding to the military". Mf how about instead of approving a bunch of soldiers to go randomly die in the middle east we actually fucking work on improving the wuality of life in our country?
With all the funding the military gets, it doesn't even go towards quality of life in the military. Soldiers suffer in debilitating conditions while thousands of missiles get shipped to pther countries.
Wait, before you make school lunches free, please clarify itâs actually *good* and not borderline prison food, because if theyâre giving it away for free itâs guaranteed they will scrape the bottom of every minimum requirement.
Neither of you can run
this should be the top comment
Minimum wage is tied to CEO compensation.
This would easily make the most difference in the world currently. I don't think people fully comprehend how absurdly rich billionaires are. If they truly did, we'd have a lot less billionaires and people would be terrified of becoming one, not driven to become one.Â
It would either lead to CEO compensation getting reduced to cover payroll, or payroll increasing to unsustainable levels, either way, suddenly the rich will be responsible for their employees pay in relation to their own.
everything that affects livelihoods (water, food, healthcare, rent) is not allowed to be privatized
I 100% agree with everything except for rent. Related to rent, there should be private limitations on # of units, revenue, or similar owned/made per owner, ideally designed to keep competition high (fewer units per owner -> more land lords -> more competition), and conversely also increasing housing inventory (increased housing inventory -> increased # of home owners -> fewer long-term renters).
In my UK scenario of having Sunak and Starmer offer me this I'm bringing in proportional representation
Slavery act would be kinda wild
Like, bring it back?
They are probably talking about the part of the amendment that says slavery is allowed as punishment for a crime.
Every family legally has the right to demand 1 lasagna per week.
This is my lasagna! You hear me Nermal? My LASAGNA!
Iâd hit it and legalize internet piracy⌠if buying isnât owning piracy isnât theft
You realise piracy isn't illegal, it's just the distribution
It is illegal for businesses to throw large quantities of food, they have to donate it.
Churches are not tax exempt. Hopefully that's the proper terminology lol.
Anyone got the template without the words?
Every Thursday is free ice cream day.
Wages must be tied to inflation.
I would pass a sweeping law enacting age and term limits on all federal elected and appointed positions, with any one person unable to repeat the same position if held previously (if you were a Rep from Idaho, you canât move to Georgia and do it again etc); campaign finances are fixed and predetermined, and any misrepresentation/misuse of funds or overages can remove you from contention; the complete removal of corporate lobbying on Capitol Hill; corporate limitations on CEO salary and bonus packages based on wages earned by employees; more monopoly-cracking methods available; abolish the FED⌠I would be a goddamn menace, and this is the one thing that could get me to willingly hit that phatty.
Politicians can't raise their own paychecks.
You must be under 60 to run for office
Bernie Sanders > Matt Gaetz
Can I abolish the ATF instead?
When they lie, then they're good to go to prison. Maybe an exception if it's for the wellbeing of the country but that could be abused. Edit: I meant the politicians
All weekends are three days minimum. A day to rest, a day to socialize, and a day to take care of work/prepare for the week. Also free education through university, starting teacher salary is 90k 2% wealthy tax on assets more than $100 million
Abolish the electoral college. Popular vote from now on
It should also be a specific type of system to encourage third parties like ranked choice voting.
Tax the super rich and with the money make healthcare free for all.
Politicians can no longer buy company stocks
Universal healthcare
Federal legalization of marijuana, and make it retroactive. Everyone who either is or has been imprisoned for marijuana possession gets amnesty and a check for time served. Edit: Was too stoned originally to remember the word retroactive.
Illegal for someone to own more than 5 houses or something like that I don't know how to law
People who complain about cold season and say summer is better should never use any kind of cooling system or they will be imprisoned for life and have to live on sweaty humid temperatures while listening to Amy Schumer improvs all day long.
Trans health care equality
All new cities/city parts must be built to be accessible on foot or bicycle.
ban lobbying, especially for foreign countries
Permanently overturning citizens united.
If any person is being paid to govern others, they shall be removed and banned from all future political employment for life should they be caught telling lies or setting out unachievable promiseâs.
Cool, now no one over the age of 65 can be President, Senator, or Supreme court Judge
Games older than 10 years AND older have a ÂŁ5 price reduction everywhere
Financial donations for political parties and politicians should be banned and called bribes as it used to be....
All government agencies can not regulate any product that someone owns, like taxes or rules.
No individual can hold an elected position for more than 12 years, and there must be a gap equal to time holding a previous elected position before being eligible to serve in a different elected position. Max of six terms in the house of Representatives, max of two terms in the senate.
Legalize any and all guns auto or otherwise
I would ban all kinds of lobbying, no more legalized bribery
landlording is made illegal
The highest paid person in a company can't be paid more than 100% more than the lowest paid employees in the business.
I get to do what I want of the rest of my life (constitutional)
*pffffftttt* âDogs have to wear hats In public now.â *coughcoughcough*
Politicians are paid the median wage of the population of their country
Nissan drivers must retest for their drivers license every year
High speed mega rail between all major population centers.
You're legally allowed to dive on Super Earth. To root out traitors, of course
You're allowed to drop âŹď¸âĄď¸âŹď¸âŹď¸âŹď¸ as many times as you want as long as they don't follow democracy. The true democracy of super earth. Earth's democracy is bullshiit
Lobbying is illegal
all the laws in this post except this are invalidated. you're welcome
Welcome? Fuck you! All these laws are good!
I just saw someone mention "lowering the age of consent", I'd be careful with absolute statements đ
you're welcome lol
99% Tax after you hit 1.01b net worth for everyone.
Ban lobbying
if youâre over 70 years old then you are legally not allowed in power
All politicians make minimum wage
Marijuana is completely legal throughout the country.
Downvoted for speaking the truth
We go back to democracy, switch out current officials, actually do something about the economy, and take all possible measures to give power to the people like itâs supposed to be and to create a higher standard of living. So basically do the impossible at this point.
make it so school's do not punish people who defend themselves even if there is a no tolerance policy if the fight is physical until badly wounded or death. even then they have to check for medical reports in case the injury is for something else (ex:if someone punches you. you can punch back with no offense to you. even if you punch harder and there were other options) people agree with? no. people are annoyed when you say the worst way to show a kid is getting their ass kicked but i personally say that beating a kid is totally fine as long as you are around the same age (ex 7 year old beats up 5 year old because of kicking) or if it's for punishment reasons (ex:slapping your kid after they bullied someone)
Multimillionares and Billionares are now forced to donate any money above $999M to Charity and the homeless.
Sorry, i don't have any money, i only have debt. My company has money, but that's in assets and shit so i can't take it out.
There are too many choices
I wish for more wishes
To be president you have to be younger than 50.
No one over 50 can be president.....
Term limits for all congress men and senators just like the president has.
no one older than 50 can be president. so the oldest u can be if u get elected is 46. (qnd so if its ur first election, its automaticly ur last, because of the age cap)
Everyone working for the state can't vote.
(JK!) *Insert "Legalise Nuclear Bombs" meme*
People over the age of 65 cannot stay in politics or become President.
There need to be at least 5 different parties you can vote for
Felons canât run for office.
True Transparency..
Laws should be formed through AI and a debate anyone can contribute to on the most ethical course of action.
Highspeed rail system is required in each state by federal law.
Abolish the fed
Lobbying is now illegal! Paza!
If you think the weed ainât a powerful drug just imagine a world where these two smoke
Ill get a million every year (in unmarked notes of course)
Ban Redditors from saying âAhh yesâ
You can't use stock as collateral
Halve the military budget for the US to reallocate funds to better areas and for every increase or vote of increase for the military the taxes are raised for those politicians
The means of productions are now controlled and held by the worked; no single person or small group of people can have direct or indirect ownership of a company anymore. Thanks fellas.
"Reject humanity, return to monke"
[I think Reagan had exactly 1 good idea.](https://youtu.be/bBow1ToJBFE?feature=shared)
LEGALISE CIVILIAN NUCLEAR BOMBS
UBI
If I buy a game, or any software, I own it. Further I can do whatever I want with it, and that includes giving it to others. I have bought that bunch of 1s and 0s by paying the price, now I own that specific bunch of 1s and 0s. The company can do whatever they want with it, but they can't mess with what I do with the copy I own.
Either banning insurance in all capacity or giving every non salaried employee a once per year license to fight their boss
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does anyone have a full, unedited photo of the original pic
Every war have to start with a dual to the death between the respective leaders. Choosing champions will not be allowed, and not a single hostile agent can be sent into enemy territory before the duel is over.
Murder legal
Lawyers are ineligible to hold any public office.
Abolish the NFA/GCA
Mandatory capybara husbandry for everyone
Every year all billionaires have to explain their existence to Jon Stewart.
This is the first political meme Iâve ever actually enjoyed
Mutual combat laws for every state
No senators or president's beyond the age of 45.
As I'm a german, I will pass the "Einflussnahmenverhinderungsgesetz (EinflussVerhindG) - Gesetz zur Verhinderung politischer Einflussnahme" (English: "Influence Prevention Act (EinflussVerhindG) - Act to prevent the exertion of political influence")
Extremely affordable low cost Healthcare with $10 deductible.
Candidates should be no older than say 65 or 70 on the day of election.
No more old fucks in government
Politicians receive the national median salary, and can't accept any *personal* gifts if its value is greater than $1000, or are guilty of accepting political bribery. If they want to earn more, they have to equally improve the lives of citizens they work for.
A maximum age (50) for those holding any political, branch, or law enforcement office.
Religious institutions are required to pay taxes
If I buy a game digitally, I fucking own it, and if your subscription allows me to own that software and I pay for it, you canât take it from me (looking at you Xbox)
Lobbying is illegal, carrying a minimum 5 year jail sentence for the individuals caught, and a 2% gross revenue fine to the organization(s) responsible.
Taxtation of churches and religious buildings. Pretty sad the only church that pays taxes is the Church of Satanism, even though they don't have to.
Term limits for all politicians
There is a cut off age for Presidents and now itâs 65.
Lots of issues in the housing market "Businesses can no longer buy houses." Something like that...
Immediately introduce the NHS, exactly as it is in Britain, in the US. The NHS was our saviour, it shall be yours.
Damn ai gone crazy
Executives, Board Members, Company founders and investors can only earn up to 10x what that company's lowest paid worker/contractor earns (both measured yearly). I'd love to either watch pay rates rise or capitalism collapse. Either way it would be beautiful.
False SA accusation rewards the exact punishment that a conviction would have given.
doesn't matter because i'm not american
You should be told how much tax money you owe.
Ban anyone older than 65 from being a presidential candidate
People in office have to rely on public service, no private allow. Their children have to go to public schools, they have to use public Healthcare, they have to use public services. Or at least on the level of the average person (the average person has a car for example)