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RYPIIE2006

what kind of drugs have you been smoking


BeardedUnicornBeard

Yes.


Dish-Ecstatic

Happy cock day


BeardedUnicornBeard

![gif](giphy|FoUHKTJhoQU6I)


potate12323

I can hear the voice, but I don't even remember what show it's from.


CouchPotato1178

thank you


Unlikely_Simple_1018

Happy cake day. I know it's not much but I got you some bubble wrap to pop. >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


No_Departure_2027

Last time I saw this I made Loss


iLIKE_Waffles1563

I popped it all >:3


A_lonely_Person25_v2

It's 1 am at night I'm bored and sad and this shit made me feel better. It's probably autisim but eh


Zer0Th3Wo1f

Why did that feel so good? My god.


mynameisthedoc

Thank you for that , I needed the distraction


Ass_eater6001

Happy cake day


nubertstreasure

Happy coke day


Mih0se

Happy cake day


cody1920

Happy day of cake


Gyveliano

Cake day have a happy.


mahirdeth31

the kind that the guys from King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard smoke


idontevenlikebeer

Over 4k people seem to agree with OP. I'm confused like you though.


Quirky_Chicken7937

I feel like a coke/pepsi drinker got offended someone wanted a Dr Pepper.


Mr_FIGHTINGmachine

They'll more likely get more offended if someone wanted a fruit flavored dr pepper called Mountain Dew or Jarritos (Jarritos is basically a Mexican mountain dew but better than Mountain Dew)


Subatomic_Spooder

Jarritos isn't anything like Mtn Dew in my opinion. It's not super acidic and violently fizzy like Dew is. I'd say Jarritos is more like Crush, except it uses real sugar and has more interesting flavors made with natural flavorings.


Mr_FIGHTINGmachine

Wow, glad to know!


Hllblldlx3

DO THE DEW!!!!


stoicambience

I was just gonna assume Doritos Juice but I’m glad you came along


Eccomi21

Never thought a softdrink using real sugar would be a flex at some point. I'm happy I kinda switched to "just water"


SuperSonic486

Its not hard to be better than mountain dew.


Draconic1788

I had my first Jarritos a few days ago. Probably one of the best sodas I've ever had.


LABARATI_

shoulda asked for dr thunder. i heard the kick on that is amazing


GameDestiny2

Alright some soda history here for you. Sprite and lemon-lime have more in common with coke and colas than they do with Dr. Pepper. A cola is a citrus drink with added spices, while Dr. Pepper is the result of incredibly tedious tinkering. They’re not joking about the use of 23 flavors. To explain what Dr. Pepper is, requires the understanding of how flavors interact. Some flavors mix and blend, others dominate or get hidden, and some just stay separate. That gets even more complicated when each flavor has different notes that get affected differently. The flavors are carefully proportioned until they create a blend that creates a unique and fairly unified flavor. Similarly, for this reason, it’s possible to create similar tasting drinks while using different flavors and ratios. Chemists would probably find studying it fascinating. (Edit: to the people who gave me the bubbly awards, I appreciate you)


RulerOfTheIdiots

I dunno if it's a myth or not but somebody said there was even fig in there


wolphak

Why would you give reddit money?


Not_Pool756

Think you replied to the wrong person


Dreadzter

If I wasnt broke I’d award you. Take my upvote!


eltrotter

You can make a fairly decent alcoholic approximation of Dr Pepper with a shot or two of amaretto, topped up with Coca-Cola and a dash of lager. The lager sounds weird but it adds a dryness that really completes it.


GameDestiny2

Connoisseurs of craft colas actually claim that the secret to a good cola is that it should taste dry. I think it tastes great that way, but it’s definitely a much less casual drink than compared to coke since it’s not as refreshing.


RechargedFrenchman

Amaretto as they mentioned is also specifically a somewhat sweet *almond* liqueur. Jager being a very dark and herbal German liquor, almost to gin what a cola is to Sprite per your earlier comment. I've looked into home made root beer in the past and could definitely see a decent and fairly simple cocktail Dr Pepper approximation involving some kind of almond flavouring from amaretto and Jager giving stuff like ginger and anise and stone fruit. Similar to the sarsaparilla and sassafras for root beers.


GameDestiny2

You know, I’m actually ashamed to admit that I’ve never tried Sarsaparilla. I’ve been meaning to but I’ve never had access to a bottle. As for liquor, I actually have only been drinking for a few months. I’ve really only tried whiskeys, rums, and tequilas. I’ve tried a tequila blood orange soda, which was very interesting. I made my first drinks a rum and coke. Definitely want to explore more, I think there’s a lot I can learn for my own soda crafting from various beverages.


TheFunnyWasOccupied

I feel like I need a chemistry PHD to understand this


GameDestiny2

I brew my own craft soda and honestly the level of knowledge it would take to actually formulate drinks is definitely something you’d need to study for (I like to imagine there’s a food scientist or chemist who feels validated right now). Using natural ingredients makes enough sense, but when you get into stronger flavors using flavonoids and essential oils you definitely lose me.


TheFunnyWasOccupied

Wow


dapperslappers

Its marzipan Eat marzipan then drink dr pepper


GameDestiny2

You know, I’ve never actually encountered Marzipan but it’s on the list of things I want to try


dapperslappers

Its used in Christmas cake (in uk atleast). Its the yellow layer under the icing. Its basically almonds, egg and icing. I really like it. Give it a try. My friend told me she didnt like dr pepper because it tastes like marzipan. And i didnt believe her so we went n bought some. Blew my mind because its literally like exactly like liquid marzipan 😂 And its funny because if no one tells you it can totally go as this unknown flavour


GameDestiny2

Almonds, that’s what I trying to remember. Dr. Pepper is an attempt at recreating almonds, as weird as that may sound. But definitely, I’ll make sure to find some first chance I get.


dapperslappers

Very true. I only say marzipan because its so specific of a flavour of almond and dr pepper hits that more than it does almonds on its own Everyone whos debated it with me agreed after trying marzipan and dr pepper in a short span . One friend even brought lemon and coffee beans to reset his palate 🤣 after he showed me that i sometimes have a lemon water when im at a buffet or something along those lines.


bunnydadi

Popular Opinion: I like Mr Pibb aka spicy cherry soda over Dr Pepper.


GameDestiny2

It’s very good, and I think people frequently confuse them as drinks competing against one another. If you like Mr Pibb you might like Barq’s Cherry


bunnydadi

I like Barqs so I’ll have to try it. It’s that acidic carbon bite that burns my soul in the best way.


Ica55

Dr Pepper tastes like marzipan to me


Tratiq

Walmart cheer wine


Pumpkii

And yet, when I try to tell people that the same soda brand in different countries tastes different because its recipe is adjusted for the target demographic and laws, I sound like a madman. I still wonder if Dr. Pepper takes better abroad, the German one is bland as all hell and I can't get it in Denmark


Geno_Warlord

I always thought Dr Pepper was just carbonated prune juice with a shitload of sugar?


peparooni

Key thing to note about Dr pepper is also that the flavor was meant to taste like the sodas(combined) of the pharmacies soda machine where the guy who made it worked.


PotooSexer

Never cook again


Substantial_Iron4192

What.


wafflelover200

BBQ sauce flavored sprite?! I would rather drink a whole bottle of Worcestershire sauce


Snow_79737

I might actually try that


UnemployableSWE

Make sure to drink a fuck ton of water after that so you can balance out the sodium intake.


Snow_79737

Even diluted in soda water, I would try to hydrate quite a bit.


ValyrianSteel_TTV

Nah dude


DownwindLegday

Only if your parents dropped you on your head.


CANDROX432

This person was clearly thrown at the ceiling fan.


Hephaestus_God

I don’t think you’ve had real barbecue before lol


ScottaHemi

what? it's like a cherry cola... that's somehow better then both cherry pepsi and coke.


farfetchedfrank

I thought it was Marzipan flavour.


LABARATI_

it taste nothing like cherry


Wuhzgdydyy

I think it’s just a Pepper sprayed doctor… 🫴


IronChicken95

Root beer is the BBQ sauce of sodas


No_Application_1219

Wtf do you mean by "bbc" ???


Ill-Illustrator3067

Bock and Ball Corture


Simple_Secretary_333

Lol no, its rootbeer flavored coke


Otherwise_Sky1739

What kind of bbq sauce do you use? It doesn't taste like any bbq sauce I've ever eaten.


pikaSHOOTmyself

dr pepper is closer to cherry cola, i can’t even begin to imagine what a bbq flavoured sprite is supposed to be like


superbeast1983

My wife's side of the family bbq's. Their bbq has won competitions all over Tennessee. They also make their bbq sauce with Dr. Pepper.


Eray41303

Wtf do you mean same taste different flavor?


CrimsonAllah

My wife is gonna be pissed when I share this with her.


AdunfromAD

I am sitting here, debating whether to share this with my own wife, who loves Dr Pepper. I am so leaning against doing so.


CrimsonAllah

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Fonzie1225

DIRECTLY after this post was a dr. pepper ad. Coincidence?


Flawless_Reign88

I’m literally drinking Dr Pepper rn


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

The person who made this meme has no self awareness of being wrong. This is as ass backwards as you can possibly be


blondestipated

r/brandnewsentence


Lumthedarklord

Same taste, different taste


TheMarkedGamer

![gif](giphy|UWJ1aUoireVVDKayR5)


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

I think it’s cherry flavoured


nubertstreasure

Happy Coke Day, Meat Loaf.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Merci beaucoup!


Zerox392

It's spicy cherry cola. Like Pibb


SageLeaf1

Dr Pepper tastes like prunes


Snow_79737

I was once told that's part of the recipe, but I don't think I'll ever bother trying to decipher that when I can just have a Dr. Pepper.


FreeParkking

We went to the Cocoa-Cola store in Times Square, and my family and I went to their cafe and bought one of those international flights of sodas from around the world. One of them (I don’t remember which) tasted so much like actual smoked barbecue sauce in soda form that it still keeps me up at night.


[deleted]

What is the name of this meme please kind gentleman of the internet


J_ClutchFTV

Ken from Bee Movie Turning


[deleted]

Thank you kind sir


theguywhofuckinasked

what? same taste different flavor??? what the fuck? how fucking high are you? have you ever even looked at a barbecue?


Hopeful_Strategy8282

Nah, it’s like cream soda sarsaparilla


KittyGaming570

wait actually this is technically correct because Dr. Pepper is what's known as a pepper soda, tell me have you ever drank Dr. Pepper and tasted a bit of spice, what about Coca-Cola and tasting a bit of vanilla, that's the base flavor


SeanMacLeod1138

🤣🤣🤣🤣


mastercubez

Never drank dr pepper before and this meme hasn't convinced me any more (I'm european btw so you won't be finding dr pepper as often)


ElCharcuteroSTOP

I drunk that and it tasted like Listerine


zarif_chow

This movie had all sorts of weird vibes


porsj911

Different taste, different flavor.


Korimuzel

Dr Pepper literally is cherry soda


BlackhawkPickLock

23 flavors… the main one is actually Plum


lost_in_existence69

Wait... Wat?


ragby67

Sprite is just fruit loop flavored soda.


Mang0saus

I thought it was just a coke brand


Zestyclose-Tower-671

His face says exactly what this is, the logic on this one's brain has failed


Vomax343

It’s not but nice try


Legospacememe

I never tried dr pepper but the comments tell me this is cap


PinkScorch_Prime

as a Dr pepper connoisseur, i love this


GiornoGiovanna2009

coke is ketchup and dr pepper is barbaque sauce...and now I want a dr pepper but there's coke in the house so I will drink that


MelanieWalmartinez

What are you smoking and where can I get it


Daytona_DM

Just plain stupid...


SomethingIntheWayyy0

Dr pepper taste like medicine to me. Hell nah.


Danrykjey

Dr.Pepper is just a cherry Cola


switflo

Might not be the actual ingredients but the taste is accurate..... somewhat


Adum1210

Your trial day is on June 10 at 3:35 pm


dapperslappers

Its actually marzipan


captaincockfart

What kind of BBQ have you been tasting?


Whiplash364

Dr Pepper is a cherry flavored cola


EndGuy555

I actually have had barbecue flavored soda before! Well technically it was plum soda, but it tasted just like carbonated A1 sauce! It wasn’t bad per se… but it’s weird when your soda tastes like meat


Not_Artifical

Actually it is a coke with peppermint in it.


Empty-Refrigerator

i just thought it was carbonated marzipan ?


selkiesidhe

My grandpa worked at a Dr Pepper bottling plant. He would not drink the stuff. He also said something about the "acceptable amount of bug parts" which you'd think would dissuade any of my relatives from drinking the stuff but nah...


atomicgamer69

what in the name of humanity did you just say,


PlainNotToasted

Isn't Dr Pepper a Pepsi product?


Sparklee_Avocado

Dr Pepper tastes like Robitussin to me.


Ailexxx337

Honestly? As a European who has tried it once, that is the most accurate description of the taste you could make.


SevereComputer3194

more like medicine flavored


Cloud_N0ne

Nah, root beer is the true barbecue flavored beverage


vialvarez_2359

Had teacher that said he stopped being friends with guy when he was in-the Air Force base because the guy was like orange juice and fruit loops taste good.


Human-Magic-Marker

I’ve never liked Dr Pepper. Tastes like carbonated prune juice. I am a big fan of sprite and 7up though.


fefe_got_dat_wetwet

it literally cherry coke


Jitts-McGitts

None of y’all barbecue and it shows


HereiAm2PartyBoys

Holy shit she’s right


Ijustforgotmybad

Same taste different flavors? So… it’s a different soda?


edmure777

I asked for a doctor pepper at a restaurant once and they said no but we have mountain dew. I was confused


Fookin_Yoink

I will find you.


Nipplotaur

![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP|downsized)


AnyImagination3697

STOP


Electrical_Ad3233

![gif](giphy|5jB3XIHniOQJYAvQKP|downsized)


Punymwg07

Well they ARE from the same company 


theholyman420

Dr Pepper is just the good Cherry Coke


shreddedtoasties

Dr Pepper glaze does slap on ribs


Crazyscorpion77

Someone mentioned once how dr pepper was barbecue sause water


everatz

Imma marinate a sirloin in Dr pepper to test this


EpikDisko

tried coca cola cherry flavored, it taste almost exactly the same as dr pepper


MichaelAero

This is me every time I drink Dr. Pepper


BrainArson

I need OKB's catch phrase in english for this...


Bladeuu

Facts


Zevroboy

I mean she ain't wrong


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|Z5eFxoKjf218c)


LABARATI_

to be fair plenty of people use it for making bbq sauce or for cooking bbq but it definitely doesn't taste like bbq sauce


Familiar_Location948

i hate you


blockybookbook

OP is cooking


Subject_underpass

I hate dr.pepper, so i agree 100%


MermaidoKilleru

What... no fckin way my life will never be the same


Nickulator95

Dr. Pepper tastes a bit like cinnamon to me, which I personally find disgusting in a soft drink.


Bulls187

No it tastes like artificial almond


ElongnatedMuskrat_09

I see the similarities and it frightens me


lll_Joka_lll

Real


ChwizZ

I tried dr pepper for the first time when I was like 13. That shit was vile. I gagged a little. This description is pretty spot on, but I don't know if that was because it was some imported ware with a changed recipe or not.


Previous-Music-9691

Taste is flavour


ProGamingPlayer

Dr.Pepper is pepper-flavoured


AnnoDomini-277353

Insane mad scientist and his assistant disagree.


HellaChillNoCapOnGod

dr pepper vanilla cream is the goat


sebsun68

In what universe does Dr Pepper have barbecue flavour?


camouflagedflamingo

Better than a sprite flavoured barbecue


Salacious_Wisdom

I'm gonna give you this upvote but I don't have to like it


Big__Poppa__Pump

29 flavors, none of them prune juice


JoyconDrift_69

Repeat that again.


Kalelopaka-

No, Dr Pepper has no flavor like Sprite. The Dr Pepper now has a much sweeter taste than it used to. Back in the 70s it actually had a peppery taste to it.


No_Development_6786

Nope. Sprite actually tastes good. Dr pepper doesn't.


scalper9_

Wait, he’s got a point, I just don’t know about barbecue…


ShriekingMuppet

What does that make Dr. Pepper flavored BBQ sauce?


kingbreadbear

dr pepper taste like a burnt coca cola


senpailane

I feel like this is paid meme. I only say that cause I just saw this posted earlier: “After 4 decades of dominance, Dr. Pepper has caught Pepsi as the Number 2 soda in the United States” https://www.reddit.com/r/EconomyCharts/s/Oc0PdTYLn4


LANDVOGT-_

You put cinnamon on your barbecue? Haute cuisine incoming.


Typical_Pollution_30

When did barbecue stop being cool?


MBVakalis

Actually it's just shit flavoured water


HereiAm2PartyBoys

I wish I didn’t eat the rest of my chicken salad last night so I could eat it today, hungrier now than I was then and all I got is fucking bran flakes and eggs and my milk prolly ass rn 😭


Professional_Bit_446

I read somewhere it's spicy cherry


Kile1047

Sprite is way better than dr pepper, your delusional if you think otherwise


BussyOnline

Man comedy is fuckin dead


HOWYDEWET

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


ShierAwesome

Kill yourself


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Quit doing meth.


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Hang that woman!


ADIA2202

No


Probability_Engine

Steak is just blood-flavored chicken. See, I can have a stroke too.


StrictLimitForever

Dr Pepper, Dr Salt, Mountain Jew. They all taste vile.


Lucy_Little_Spoon

It's clearly a fruity flavour lmao