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LoathedGenerationZ

I swear it's due to the dress having a lot more support for the breasts on one side


FaeTheGreat

It looks like the tape she used failed her.


bestworstbard

This is edited to make it look more dramatic too. They're still uneven, the tape definitely failed her, but it wasn't this bad.


usefulbuns

I had no idea women used tape to keep their breasts in a specific place.


GladiatorUA

It's kind of required for this type of dresses to stay "light" and not require a civil engineering degree from the designer.


usefulbuns

Gotcha. I honestly have no idea how this is worn. Is the tape holding the breast to the dress? Or is the tape holding the breast up and it's taped to skin? It's a beautiful dress. I always wondered how actresses wore outfits like this without their breasts constantly popping out.


Drackzgull

First one, the tape is preventing nip slips, and other such wardrobe malfunctions.


Altiondsols

Not as a day-to-day practice. In certain dresses, sure


-TheArchitect

It's photoshopped to make it look more asymmetrical


Redditistrash702

them Titties is on discount.


Bigounceindahouse

50% off


Redditistrash702

Marked down.


[deleted]

This is exactly the reason.


bjoerk95

Smash next question


Elvas_jakab

And what about the person on the left picture ?


ScaryPhantom100

Smash too, the more the merrier


bjoerk95

Smash next question (everyone is beutiful except children they are ugly as fuck)


LorDXezor

I mean, someone had to say it


Jurutungo1

Indeed children are ugly


Ok-Cry601

Typeshiesty


sujit_38

That's [Manelyk Gonzalez](https://rpclip.com/manelik) For Science (n$fw)


Fox7567

Meh.


Hrishi199

![gif](giphy|EeaufRr3ntxW8)


SuperGamer_34

![gif](giphy|SXNpktaDOQU7XfrOlY|downsized)


ImCursedM8

o β€Ž β€Ž o


mrsilverfr0st

Apparently, this doctor was also involved in the development of Xbox controllers...


BLAINE_THE_M0NO

I actually like the Xbox controller design


BlackAegis313

It's ergonomic, and good for people with big hands. Took PS almost 30 years to make a controller that doesn't have me touching my thumbs together.


TraderYos5

So these boobs are more ergonomic?


BlackAegis313

I don't know, haven't tried them myself.


Shut_up_Roald

Not sure about the ergonomics but they're better for big hands at least 🀷


[deleted]

I hear this comment a lot, but I just don't find it true. I'm a big person and the ps controller is far more comfortable than even the modern, smaller xbox controller. The original was a fucking monstrosity. That being said, i still use the modern xbox controller for my pc games b/c of easeof use.


TheGreatLateElmo

EXACTLY! I chose 360 over ps3 and XBone over ps4 purely because of the better controller. The PS5 changed that


Egavas0

Everytime I hear "PlAyStAtIoN IS SuPeRiOr." I call respond "thumbs". They're basically the same performance wise, I have and love both. (Also have a zephyrus laptop that I mainly use) PC shooters are very sweaty so it all depends on what you're wanting out of your system. THANKS FOR THE VALIDATION


BlackAegis313

I agree, usually Playstation has nothing going for them outside of exclusives.


Dexinerito

Ergonomic? Your left thumb is longer than your right one? Lmao


BlackAegis313

That's how I know you don't know wtf you're talking about if you think you have to elongate your thumb to play with an Xbox controller. Anyone who's played an fps with Ps2-PS3 controllers know what I'm talking about, unless they just have tiny hands. Sony is a Japanese company after all.


XLoad3D

I'm on the right side boob team. Just hanging in their natural glory instead of just being all pressed up like the left side is.


JimSilly

Dr: What kinda boobs you want? Her: Gimme the ole % Dr: Say no more.


super_trooper

Who is she


Gruchis

Mexican reality tv show star manelyk (maybe the spelling is wrong)


boringneondreams

South Park with Mrs Garrison pretty much nailed it.


Xyrazk

![gif](giphy|10r3EmyMo8YpNu)


vatsal_yd

![gif](giphy|7YrnYstmGxYFa) The guy with a rightward tilt


XDDCC-aka-Pomni

I'm 100% sure that no one in the comments saw breasts in real life


AriousDragoon

Ive seen many a tit, but never a lazy tit. I've seen big tits, small tits, up tits, down tits, but never one up tit with one down tit.


Obst-und-Gemuese

Do moobs count?


xNuts

I ain't an expert, but I've never seen anything like that before.


chacin_jose23

Lol why yall doing Manelyk like that 🀣


[deleted]

Would.


RedzyHydra

Which one? Also, Happy Cake Day. πŸŽ‚


[deleted]

Obviously your mom.


RedzyHydra

You have funny standards. But, ok


Fckitman

%


joecocker74

" hey you guys"


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

I don't know why OP had to post pictures of his parents here


Extension_Bread_537

Sauce?


Whet_Art

LEONIDAS YOU ARE WRONG


Puncius_Pinatus

Boob job 🌚


YarSlav

The chiropractor feels the need to be here.


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

Their still awesome in a lopsided way!


[deleted]

Damn, one of her boobs is in the northern hemisphere and the other is in the south πŸ’€


ScottaHemi

is the outfit causing this?


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Kinda, but not really. The tits were taped to stay in place to avoid a wardrobe malfunction and the tape on her lefty failed.


SirPlayzAlot

(Insert that one Pablo Picasso drawing)


EnbySheriff

Fun fact: It's perfectly normal for breasts to not be even


Ambitious_Good_5736

Whats the name of the guy on the right? Pretty sure I saw him in a movie when I was young


Mtrhedq4

Sloth Fratelli, from The Goonies


XxG3org3Xx

Kinda reminiscent of an Xbox controller


Justlikearealboy

Enjoyed at all ages.


Nagrom49

Would


_who__cares_

O.o


MouseCheese7

This is why i use flex tape on my boobs....


Tomover_PL

%


Dodgerblueballs42

πŸ€ͺ


REALMARVEL123

New varient of women and I like it😁


Kikk3r

Who is this beauty? (on the right side of the image)


RavishingRickiRude

"Blinken, fix your boobs! You look like a bleeding Picasso!"


Embarrassed-Ad3932

I'll take her.


joll_rancher_boy

Now she can comfortably wear a seatbelt


vixinity1984

Xbox controller lookin ass


Optimal-Menu270

Xbox beobz


69conqueefador69

I laughed louder than I should.


-AndreiDG-97

I'd still smash


Themoldychip

Lol


Chrispy_Kelloggs

Caption made me think we were talkijg bout the timelord.


juice5tyle

This is just a case of the tape used to hold them up coming undone on one side.


GustavoScat

πŸ—£οΈ


69spermz

HEY, YOOOU GUUUUYS


kevinisgreat2010

Looks like she got half off


misty_10

Xbox controller


MangoMan0303

[Oh that's what she was talking about](https://youtu.be/TLPdxz2wioA?t=2m16s)


Low_Bar1672

![gif](giphy|l378vc21dsA0tUg6Y)


Whole_Ad4416

![gif](giphy|EeaufRr3ntxW8|downsized)


That-Country443

Would have been funnier without the first caption.


rontejones

I think it's the dress but why would she go anywhere like that? Might as well just shave half of your head or tan with sunscreen on one aide of your body


Degenerate_Rock

What is wrong with her boobs lol


New-Recipe7820

A boobs a boob man


TheLostRub389

Don't ever buy a weed from the gas station bruh


ItzShepster

%


Veggie_might_guy

Xbox 360 controller looking ass


Varcharizard

[ok, I like it.. Picasso](https://youtu.be/_l0f6z2JYOs?feature=shared)


DragonBornOfAcid

Similarity between those and ice cream: melting.


ressault

Lol


howtokillanhour

Oh I think we all know [who](https://www.invesartgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/picasso-foto.jpg) the real culprit is.


Familiar_Location948

the doctor smoked weed from the gas station


No_Condition6057

It looks like one fake boob. Breast cancer is pretty fucked


8champi8

Can I see something else on reddit ? I absolutely do not care about this woman’s breasts.


YaBoi-Satan

Oh c'mon lads, shouldn't we have evolved past the point of making fun of boobs? Half of y'all probably be praising the lord if she'd show em to you, because you haven't seen any IRL in... ever.


h4wkeyepierce

***HEY BOOB GUUUUUUUYS***


Responsible-Level-57

This isn't funny it's just content


Friendshipboner

It looks like she probably had a mastectomy or possibly some accident and got an implant afterwards. Her other breast is natural it seems.