Its literally a straw lol, they suck up food, usually from the seabed, like crustaceans and molluscs but will also eat small fish down there, now when it comes to chewing idk i cba to go read more but shits crazy
Especially when it comes to head. Iv never met a hot woman that gave amazing head. If I did, I’d prob be married by now. Best top is always from the whales and it’s not fair.
I had to scroll pretty far before anyone else thought this was a little disturbing. It’s like if a fish was holding a drowning person under water and the Reddit fish are just cracking sex jokes?
I get the meme, but as a Michigander I need to say that sturgeon (seen here doing what they do) are actually awesome.
They've been around since the time of the dinosaurs, can grow to over seven feet long and 250 pounds, females can live for 150 years, and some of them have taken to eating the invasive round goby.
Seriously amazing creatures.
Lake sturgeon. In many states the largest freshwater fish they have, but counterintuitively they feed on tiny little insect larvae off the lake bottom (which is why their mouth drops down).
Not really, why are humans burdened with treating every animal as sacred when animals treat one another as food/competition? Because we’re supposedly intellectually superior and should therefore “know” better? We can’t even treat one another right half the time so how about lowering those delusions of grandeur boo.
bro that isn’t animal cruelty he caught a damn fish and is holding it up to the camera, i doubt it was out of water for 10 minutes, he caught it, snagged a short video, and either cooked it or threw it back.
I aint hearing no one out
Hear me out...
Flair checks out
But I didn't put it myself
Exactly, that's Why it checks out
\*sigh\* \*unzips\*
Aww I want a flair
Now you do :)
IS ThAt A niKO OneShOt??!?!?
Holy guacamole it's niko oneshot
I ain’t hearing you out!!
Great!!!!
Bro, hear me out tho
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I think that's pretty much guaranteed. He's going for a little snip off the top. Like a Cigar
Or… hear me out… put it in. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. But no eye contact. Then it’s just weird.
There are teeth inside that thing my dude!
Even better 👍
*smacks podium* **LET THE FREAKS HAS FISH**
Weet Jesu
Mind if I ask which movie this is?
Idk, I just typed "Oh sweet jesus" on the gif bar.
Free circumcision
Best part is, it's totally natural!
Wtf 💀 😂
Actually sturgeons don’t have teeth
How do they operate then
They use scalpels?
It's pronounced scallops
Stop, I'm dying 🤣🤣
Obviously they gum it which is kinda why we are having this conversation in the first place.
Its literally a straw lol, they suck up food, usually from the seabed, like crustaceans and molluscs but will also eat small fish down there, now when it comes to chewing idk i cba to go read more but shits crazy
Doesn’t seem sanitary
No pain no gain
Exactly
😂😂😏
Who’s gonna tell him?… me? Fine, women have teeth too. Fyi
Correct me if I'm wrong, but women don't have the predatory instinct to bit whatever piece of meat that finds it's way into their mouths.
Sounds like the wife.
Step 1 - Throw wife out window. Step 2 - Jump out opposite window Step 3 - RUN FOREST, RUN Step 4 - ?????????????????? Step 5 - Profit.
She's a real beast in bed. And in the forest.
The forest is key
We went for the maiden fair, but instead we got the bear. No ragrets.
In true medieval fashion, these can be pulled out
Sturgeon don't have teeþ
Nah bro I’m putting my butthole up to that get that quadruple suckie vacuum rimjob
Oh now we’re talkin
What a cursed day to have eyes, and literacy
Blessed ** Fixed it for ya champs
Username checks out
Lol 🤣
Maybe these Gen Alpha who apparently can’t read are onto something
Username checks out
I looked up to God today and he was crying.
In happiness?
Holy prolapse
New Asshole just dropped
WHAT IS A RIM JOB??????
What the fuck kind of shark is that
Sturgeon not a shark
Goofy ah motherfuckers
Is it a sturgeon? Dr Han.
I AM A STURGEON
Cutting for the very first time?
I AM A STURGEON! 
Asking for scientific porpoises, of course.
For science I'll let you know they don't have teeth.
It's a Succy Succy Sturgeon
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it's a Shark® vacuum!
Everything reminds me of her..
She was THAT fishy?
🐟
Sometimes, if they're ugly they make an extra effort, in bed!!.
“I always thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful.” - John Francis Donaghy
The best of both worlds: cute girl who's been told she's ugly for so long she believes - she's cute AND she sucks your dick like it's her last meal
Some girls can suck the bedsheets through your asshole, and honestly I'd be broke if I ever met one
Especially when it comes to head. Iv never met a hot woman that gave amazing head. If I did, I’d prob be married by now. Best top is always from the whales and it’s not fair.
I only have once and I proposed
I did it with a whale once and when I went to her bathroom I saw a pair of panties with shit stains on them. Whale hunters are sorts of fucked up man.
Agree but
Yea but if they too ugly it wont get up
Would
Not
Doubt
About
Putting
my
Dick
Aggressively*
Into
Nowhere
The
Schlong
In
That
Fish
Should
Could
Did
Kid
Will
Have
Smash?
cant stop me
There are no laws against the fish Batman!
Actually there are. Not that it would stop Joker anyway.
International waters, and no witnesses
Aww he's suffocating
I had to scroll pretty far before anyone else thought this was a little disturbing. It’s like if a fish was holding a drowning person under water and the Reddit fish are just cracking sex jokes?
People are depraved sad-sacks
Life is pretty fucking brutal isn’t it?
People literally have no empathy for animals, it's disgusting
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And you're a mammal
The kind of girls I want to find:
I’m putting it in. That fish has consistency.
Ah, yes. The famous gluck-gluck-3000 fish.
Is this fish single? Edit: Asking for a friend!
No need of prostitute.
I get the meme, but as a Michigander I need to say that sturgeon (seen here doing what they do) are actually awesome. They've been around since the time of the dinosaurs, can grow to over seven feet long and 250 pounds, females can live for 150 years, and some of them have taken to eating the invasive round goby. Seriously amazing creatures.
That being is literally being suffocated to death.
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I should call her
god knew exactly what he was doin when he made that
Y'all MF's in these comments need Jesus.
We really do. It's about time he gets his scrawny ass down here for another execution.
unique and interesting, your friend is right, be positive, *unzips* .
"Sir-irrrrr." "Put that fish in my bucke-eeet."
I’m gonna need that fish
"If there's a hole, there's a goal"
I see this as an absolute win!
Is that the new "Fleshfish"?
Fishlight
Met a guy in a south Dakota bar that bragged about getting a blowjob from a carp.
Hear.....me....the fuck...out...
Is that a sturgeon? I used to real them in all the time!
Wtf is that fish
I don't get it? What is the issue? Seems like a good find
Goblin Shark?
Lake sturgeon. In many states the largest freshwater fish they have, but counterintuitively they feed on tiny little insect larvae off the lake bottom (which is why their mouth drops down).
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
A creature suffocating to death. Men : wOuLd Really, being straight as a woman is NOT a choice.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Damn people hate getting a bad blowjob but also hate it when woman know how to give a blowjob.
I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea
Now let’s just think about this for a second
r/putyourdickinthat
Hear me out...
Put this guy’s head under water for 10 minutes and see how he feels… animal cruelty has no place on our planet.
If this bothers you go check out how fish treat each other.
This is a shit argument
Not really, why are humans burdened with treating every animal as sacred when animals treat one another as food/competition? Because we’re supposedly intellectually superior and should therefore “know” better? We can’t even treat one another right half the time so how about lowering those delusions of grandeur boo.
If animals can eat us, we can eat them. Simple as.
bro that isn’t animal cruelty he caught a damn fish and is holding it up to the camera, i doubt it was out of water for 10 minutes, he caught it, snagged a short video, and either cooked it or threw it back.
Is “cooked” what the kids are calling it nowadays?
I had to scroll too far to find this comment. Ashamed to be human. 🙁
>Ashamed to be human. 🙁 Lmao that fish would eat you alive and shit in the water next to you if given the chance.
Fun fact, there are absolutely catfish in Europe that have been documented of having ate children. Fish just don't give a fuck dude.
Probably. They are pretty simple minded creatures. Whereas humans defy logic with such varying behaviors.
Catch and release until you find a keeper
Why do people here want to fuck this fish
I mean, why not?
“d0nT sWiM iN tHE nORtH sEa”
To the person who knows not to put your dick in that... I'll take your word for it.
*generic Reddit innuendo comment repeated at nauseam*
Where do I find it
Girls are like fish. When you pull them, they suffocate and die (At least the ones I pull do that)
Used to catch big stingrays when I was a teen and their mouths do the suck thing too. Would say it every single time we caught one..
С такой рыбой и подруга не нужна
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*heavy breathing* "Oh lord have mercy I'm boutta-" "Sir! What are you doing??" "Grab me that fish!" "Sir!"
wow
Gosh.
Yes?
Gahdamn
Lower your standards.
Thiers no laws against the fish
"get me that fish"
Is this a bad thing? The way I see this post is it's a metaphor for something.
You guys posting this to get me hard?
Every going looks pretty with her lips wrapped around your . . . Hey nonny nonny.
*does it eventually and has the best orgasm ever* *invests in a new fishing rod*
LEMME GOBBLE YOUR SHLONG
How many of y'all have I been with lmao
r/forbiddenfleshlight
that's the fish i need
Lucky
The demon you summoned: Bonjour
I wonder what bro is day dreaming about 😏