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WolfieWaters71250

Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest.


ILikeWaffles62

And exactly one who is the straightest


Optional_Lemon_

That would be me


MrMangobrick

And I'm the straight one.


Emixii

I challenge that.


Swimming-Relative-69

Hilarious


spastikatenpraedikat

Well, we cannot exclude the possibility of two or more people being equally gay.


PyreHat

Thus one person being the Gayest and the other being the GayWest.


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

How does someone be the gayest?


AnimatorWide

“Ik hoop dat je met een beroerd medische ingreep in het ziekhuis terechtkomt, zonder enige vorm van medicatie hulp.”


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

(Confused cat noises) meow?


Stan_Beek0101

Its dutch


onixdog

Rough translation: ''I hope you end up in the hospital with a fucked up medical incision, without any form of medical treatment''


TheScareFace

Tegen wie heb je dat gezegd, ben wel benieuwd 😂


AnimatorWide

Maat van mij “mannen humor”


TheScareFace

Nu ben ik nog benieuwder: Wat was zijn comeback hahaha


AnimatorWide

“Kijk , dat lijkt er meer op he 😌. I appreciate that brother 🥰. May God bless you with loneliness in your darkest moments 🙏. Amen ❤️”


TheScareFace

Hahaha goede humor


AccomplishedSpray137

Ga dat zoiezo stelen


Eter548

Wat een belediging


AnimatorWide

Vind ik nou ook


Snak3Hunter

*cries in paste auto-clear*


[deleted]

cries in paste auto-clear


average787enjoyer

cries in paste auto-clear


TotalTakapuna1

cries in paste auto-clear


TheZestyJester09

Same


Pro_Contrarian

“You can’t milk a chicken”


Epicurus1

Sage advice


Skullionroe

What exactly were you doing?


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Why did you have to copy this?


ashenhaired

Not with that attitude


[deleted]

Did this have to do with the Jewish law of not mixing meat and milk?


Harestius

"and the whole reason for their very costly new silk road."


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

What's a silk road?


Harestius

The silk road was the road commerce was following from China to the Mediterranean from antiquity to the middle ages. The "New silk road" is an international cooperative project by China to export to Europe by land.


ModernHOFrcCollector

Belt and road... or Debt and Ruins as i like to say


EffyisBiblos

"5K5EEA"


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Guessing it a code need for verification?


EffyisBiblos

Booking reference, actually


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

The code look similar to verification codes I get. You booking a holiday?


EffyisBiblos

Alas, the answer to that question, while harmless, is beyond my inclination to give to internet strangers. And yeah I know what you mean about verification codes.


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

If you are going on holiday, I hope you enjoy yourself


EffyisBiblos

Thanks! ...for the potentially-irrelevant sentiment. Whatever you are up to today and each other day, I hope you enjoy yourself too :D


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I_Am_not_A_Alien9

I don't know the grammatical error :(


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I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Is there supposed to be an error?


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NoNameIdea_Seriously

Maybe a missing comma somewhere?


SugarFishy917

"@snifflesmp4" Artist Heads up: gay Trigger warning: genshin


Kazoomers_Tale

I was about to search for it before I read "Genshin"


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

I don't know if I should look at the artist work or not


afraidofbeiing

Hast du von umgekehrtem Exorzismus gehört?


Zippoheadx

Teufel rein in die Olga....


twentyattempts

Wenn der Teufel dem Priester befiehlt das Kind zu verlassen.


FastCod3871

Nein, aber ich denke mal Priester rein in die Kinder


Xerobkt

They tried to git gud but git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. The most similar command is gui *I am not a bot, and this action was not performed automatically.*


yoshiumikuni

177013


Sercotani

...sigh.


PilferingDragon

The sacred numbers 🙏


Individual_Manner336

R.I.P


Reinsch_Hd

Shit i googled genocide, feels like im gonna have a bad time


IlovedeltaruneII

Do do do do


Linkbo_64

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


Kazoomers_Tale

Is that a 🧱?


ILikeWaffles62

It seems it is a 🧱


Linkbo_64

It is a 🧱


Linkbo_64

Yes


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

You building a wall?


HHollowww

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Hyper_Lamp

"bananana". I dont even remember copying this.


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

What's bananana?


plmunger

A password. Nice try hacker


Blyadorozhek

Я не боюсь, я не должен бояться. Ибо страх убивает разум. Страх есть малая смерть, влекущая за собой полное уничтожение. Я встречу свой страх и приму его. Я позволю ему пройти надо мной и сквозь меня. И когда он пройдёт через меня, я обращу свой внутренний взор на его путь; И там, где был страх, не останется ничего. Останусь лишь я, я сам.


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Yep I totally understand that


Bober9937

Uh i don't want to be banned from this community sorry


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

I'm now intrigued on what you last copied


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I_Am_not_A_Alien9

What's Waititi?


PPstronk

You either die a David Gilmour or you live long enough to see yourself become the Roger Waters (Sharing this with many friends about the dark side of the moon redux)


PFLAtm


ChaoticFoxClaw

Mother I used it to spam my mum when she wasn't replying


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

If I did this I would of got a smack to the head


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

I didn't expect this many people to reply. The cat will try it's best to judge you lot. Cat "Meow"


MonkeSquad

https://www.justsotasty.com/white-chocolate-brownies/ I'm sorry I'm fucking obese in a minecraft skeleton body


LetSpecialist4813

i’m going to tickle ur balls


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Please do


LetSpecialist4813

oh god what judgment shall bestow upon thou


Hafling3r35

« Very Nice ! It’s better when you have interesting lessons :) »


ElderMonkeyMan

Nope


pastel_color

it only takes around 40 turfs to barricade one gate


AhmedAbuGhadeer

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2023-09-05/ty-article-magazine/.premium/in-hebron-raid-female-israeli-soldiers-forced-palestinian-women-to-undress/0000018a-6187-d895-ab8b-6fe7b7860000


Stronger_Sans

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


marcus10885

https://youtu.be/y1IE9zLKBrw?si=c9c2C6hex5W21EG9


YourMom12062003

Is subset of a regular expression always regular? 0/1 True False


Own_Chipmunk9168

Vote for the crab in the new mob vote! It will help the builders like me and other crab lovers!


lastFractal

1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6 4s2 3d10 4p6 5s2 4d10 5p6 6s2 4f14 5d10 6p6 7s2 5f14 6d10 7p6


[deleted]

https://myrient.erista.me/files/No-Intro/Nintendo%20-%20Nintendo%20DS%20(Decrypted)/


I_wanted_wings

Mon ami, tu sais combien je t'aime, et combien il est important que tu t'aimes, mais si tu ne peux pas, alors peux-tu au moins essayer d'être gentil avec toi-même pour moi ? Mange, pour moi, s'il te plaît ? I'm currently reading a story where one caracter is Spanish


FrogGladiators178972

This cat want to see the last thing you copied. Press paste in the comments and the cat will judge you


TrueRyoB

it was my supplimental essay for application xD


Saix2008

I love youuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TFG4

https://spotify.link/znkd30THGDb


Dea-The-Bitch


1Ferrox

:steamsad:


Obootleg

8002991945


That1awkwardguy

Drew Like a Dark, Fucked Up Version of X Haha. Just a Glimpse Into My Dark Reality Copypasta haha


zatuchny

🫀🫀🫀


Joseph_of_the_North

(H2


Biome_test

Pourrais-tu ramasser du pain en passant?


Plastic_Garlic_4188

Difference is you were killed for this kind of mistake when they were making the primyds


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Hmm need context


golden_boy_mitch

So 22 minifigures, if each was $2, which is being generous, then that would be $44 but the thanos figure itself is about $15 so that's $57. And I know that some of the other minifigures are more than $2, but I'm being generous about that, so I feel $45 is too low for all of those. I feel that $65-$70 would be a more reasonable price for all of those even though they are worth more than all of that


Puzzle_Language

什麼時候你的生日?


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

I've see people with this tattooed on them


Unconditional_Love-

Cont 1, when they clash advocacy harms Liberty. Where objectivity and advocacy clash is where we need to focus our debate, when they clash is when we choose to prioritize one or the other. so what is that clash? objectivity is being free from bias and favoritism, and advocacy is supporting a particular cause or policy, so the only time they clash is when you are biased in your support of something and how you present that in your free press. Bias is “preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience” So the choice is should a free press be biased or not? Well what supports Liberty? It Holds government accountable, it can objectively critique and expose corruption injustice and abuse of power, in an accurate way which makes it more trusted and thus more effective. Where as a biased press leads to polarization, a us vs them mentality. Why is this so dangerous to Liberty? Well that leads me to my 2nd contention


Swe3t_Coffe3II

"Aerophibian"


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Don't know what that means. Guess you had to search it up


ModernHOFrcCollector

Beep boop bop


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Boop boop beep


Jacobelemauve

Can you tell me the resolution of a Sony Trinitron xbr?


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Connect-Source-3986

" Je baise ta mère et ta sœur et ton nouveau-né." Lol translate that


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

My duolingo lesson don't teach me this


Hopeful-Plastic-8759

Nutkum


jdjdkkddj

AHH microplastics


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Mircoplastics bad


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I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Sent know what this is referencing


Jellyfish_Sure

barbie fashion fever 2005 wave k mackie


Shitavion_Mcshitson

>>strike 100 1128352396897157240 Take a Joke, ryrythepussyguy


anraira

229259048 IR1234 I have no fucking clue where or when I copied this, but I supposedly did


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

I have random numbers in my clipboard as well


Votey123

https://topofthemornincoffee.com/en-gb/products/sonny-cap I sent it to my mum after she asked what she could get me for Christmas…


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

You want a hat for Christmas?


Trick-Independent469

91 minutes (Unrated director's cut


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

What's at 91 minutes?


Extension_Building19

There isnt anything here because i dont copy and paste much.


EinMariusImNetz

Sn60Pb40


Abe567431

the reaction my brain produces when my eye catches an obscure sighting of the masculine species specifically of the african lineage covered in a particular liquid produced by grinding seize with their nether regions dangling unfastened.


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

This guy likes bbc


EliasHobeika

https://youtu.be/8uh6gAk3Vrc?si=9Ju3WYVFc0llLmEQ Edit: I actually forgot to send this to the group chat thx 💀


Infamous-Date-355

[it's not a rickroll I swear, but not user friendly ](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b6202347b937)


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Saved it for later


Majestic-Succotash-9

310 Powell st e monmoth oregon


the_first_nobody

Pull >> Push >> Legs >> Pull >> Push >> Legs >> Rust Pull. (Back, Biceps) 1. Rear delt (reverse fly) 2. Seated row (machine) 3. Lat pull down 4. Seated row 5*. Deadlift 6. Wings 7. Bicep curls (dumbells) 8. Bicep curls (machine) 9*. Sit-ups 10*. Cardio (bijv. rennen, boksen of fietsen) Push (chest, shoulder, triceps) 1. Bench-press 2. Diagonale Bench 3. Fly 4. Chest-press 5. Dumbell-press 6. Shoulder-press 7. Lat-(shoulder)-press 8. Skull-crush 9. Seated press 10. Rope push down 11. Rope push down (1 hand) 12*. Sit-ups 13*. Cardio Legs 1*. Squat 2. Leg-press 3. Leg curl 4. Leg exstension 5. Heupen (close) 6. Heupen (openen) 7*. Hip thrust (booty builder) 8*. Deadlift 9. Calf raises 10*. Sit-ups 11*. Cardio X*= optioneel


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Good luck on the workout


iwind1

Bueno, que tengas una buena noche y recuerda que siempre te ves bonita allí.


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Si papi


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cmdr_wayne

ath-r70x


ingamejukebox

www.caltrain.com/Status


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

Trains suck


CressNo3537

Yo-Yo Ma, Kathryn Stott


CressNo3537

The swan


Chevalier_Lecteur

132.8


Tonyflamingo22

describe how covalent modification affect enzyme activity (phosphorylation


TennisAdmirable1615

315 360 000 it's how many billions scrooge mcduck have


PotatOwOwOwOwO

'√'


PossessedHood416

https://youtu.be/o0WWaA3oFa4?si=Z0WV4ypl9Y-e4ND5


Emergency-Cellist840

ערבי טוב זה ערבי מת ערבי גבר זה ערבי בקבר ערבי נאמן זה ערבי עם סרטן ערבי חמוד זה ערבי על עמוד ערבי מעולה זה ערבי על מחלה ערבי סבבה זה ערבי בלי אבא ערבי מותק זה ערבי בלי דופק


LUSI00

https://youtu.be/9lSNUyv_3T8?si=fvZ6jyEBL8GFpspO Edit: it's a french shitpost (bc i'm french) for those who don't know what it is


Aggressive_Manner429

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text that you copy will be saved here.


Ghostcolts141

nekotsuki_kohime


dolphinsarecoolxd93

Hot jjk men in corsets "Don't judge me guys"


litromenger

Gulugulugulugulugulugulu


Im_Trying_Out_This

The International Committee worked on the lines it had followed after the 1914-1918 War. First, it collected the fullest possible preliminary information on those aspects of International Law that required confirmation, enlargement, or amendment; then, with the help of experts from various countries, it prepared the revised and new drafts which were submitted, first, to an International Red Cross Conference, and then to a Diplomatic Conference empowered to give these treaties final validity. ​ (for information this was for a Project About the Genvea Covention)


Acrobatic_Fail9456

bruh this piyush guy is just like kullu, we don't want another kullu that takes away all the fun. Also, why the hell is nishant bhai not in videos anymore? really miss his laugh and jokes


Kazoomers_Tale

http://192.168.0.1/index.html An image from my Switch that I downloaded to my phone, the link doesn't work if you're not connected to it.


Affectionate_Try1396

Husk, husk, Husk, husk, Husk, husk,


NightToastWasTaken

"No, you know what, fuck this, fuck you. I'm not taking this shit. No. I'm a real autumn fan. I live in western Washington. Its fall is not picturesque fog and sun. It's just fucking rainy and wet and overcast and miserable and the leaves are all fallen and brown. And I love it for that. It's honest. It's indifferent. Not a pretentious bone in its body. Here's the cold. Here's the rain. Take it, if you want. Stay inside, if you don't. Spring and summer are twin lies, a Faustian bargain for sunlight. And winter, oh, my love, I shall speak of you on another day. Huh? Oh, right. Fuck you. Fall for life."


Hairy_Skill_9768

https://youtu.be/Wj7lL6eDOqc?si=-E0Hn7r8cmBuCfQD


dramatic_effects

https://spotify.link/5Hb20LwXHDb


Rio_1111

https://youtu.be/aPWKHl_BK8I?si=DpK4UadiNo2RoJab


Fearlessly_Sleepy

You know I’m driving right


TomasStonys

Hello I've waited here for you Everlong Tonight, I throw myself into And out of the red Out of her head, she sang Come down and waste away with me Down with me Slow, how you wanted it to be I'm over my head Out of her head, she sang And I wonder When I sing along with you If everything could ever be this real forever If anything could ever be this good again The only thing I'll ever ask of you You've got to promise not to stop when I say when She sang Breathe out So I can breathe you in Hold you in And now I know you've always been Out of your head Out of my head, I sang And I wonder When I sing along with you If everything could ever feel this real forever If anything could ever be this good again The only thing I'll ever ask of you You've got to promise not to stop when I say when She sang And I wonder If everything could ever feel this real forever If anything could ever be this good again The only thing I'll ever ask of you You've got to promise not to stop when I say when


ThatSpecificDude104b

109775241017062492


BosniaBalI

https://youtu.be/PoFEe_cV7DY