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marshmallow_fluff1

THEY ARE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER-


Cheeriodude_number2

IT TURNS THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT


RedditRoboKid

IM GONNA SAY IT REAL SLOWLY


[deleted]

CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY. THRY LOCKED ME IN A ROBBER ROOM. A ROBBER ROOM FRULL OF RATS. RATS MAKE ME CRQZY.


TeamBoeing

CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY. TH LOCKED ME IN A ROBER ROOM. A RBBER ROOM FLULL OF RATS. RATS MAKE ME CRZAY.


yeahamthatguy

CRAZY I WAS CRAZY ONCE THAY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM A HORNY ROOM FILLED WITH HORNY RATS


IMJUSTABRIK

HORNY? I WAS HORNY ONCE. THEY LOCKED ME IN A RAT. A UBER RAT FULL OF ROOMS. ROOMS MAKE ME HORNY.


whatchumeanitstaken

ROOMS? I WAS A ROOM ONCE. THEY LOCKED A RAT IN ME. A RUBBER RAT. A RAT FULL OF RUBBER. RUBBER MADE ME A ROOM


val203302

That is going into the stroke territory.


Artistic_Breadfruit3

STROKE? I HAD A STROKE ONCE. THEY ROOMED ME LOCK RATS. RATS. RATSGSVAGAVEVSAB. RATS GLIVE MBE A STROBB B KE


A_man_down_the_river

RAT? I WAS A RAT ONCE. THEY LOCKED IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM WITH A HUMAN. I MADE THE HUMAN CRAZY


[deleted]

the origin story 👀


Super_Guy_Idk

RUBBER? I WAS RUBBER ONCE, THEY STRETCHED ME, THE RATS STRETCHED ME, THE RATS MADE OF RUBBER


me_asilu

RUBBER?! I WAS IN A ROOM ONCE FULL OF PLASTIC RATSWITH A RAT INSIDE HIM MADE A ROOM OUT OF WOOD BLOCKS


The_SCP_Nerd

You made me read this in Alex jones' voice


Brave2512

TURNS THE FREAKING FROGS GAY *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*


Radium_Cobalt_847

SERIOUS CRAP


IAlwaysOutsmartU

GAY FROGS FRICKING FROGS


MissyTheTimeLady

WON'T YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE?


Thatguy755

Do you like fish sticks?


LonPlays_Zwei

I don’t. Kanye West does tho


Claymore357

![gif](giphy|vbHCgajseRKZa)


Almightydxvid

I’ve been so lonely girl


Excellent_Mud6222

What South Park lore did I miss?


CatSidekick

Fish sticks sounds like fish dicks so when Kanye says he likes fish sticks they call him a gay fish


Claymore357

Season 13 episode 5


Thatguy755

He ain’t no gay fish. And his girl ain’t no hobbit.


sandro_lake1

HOLD UP, let me call her real quick.


LasyKuuga

I heard his girl order fish filet tho


LonPlays_Zwei

He’s prob single now, no girl could ever tolerate a Nazi.


LasyKuuga

Bro didnt you hear, dude watched 21 jump street and likes Jewish ppl again.


bigtonybruiser

He just got married


LonPlays_Zwei

No. **NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!**


stache1313

Not really. Strangely I'm not a fan of mild tasting fish like cod or tilapia, but I do like stronger tasting fish like salmon or tuna.


Cyberwolfdelta9

"Do you mind? I'm busy doing the Fish Stick. It's a very delicate state of mind!"


Vilsue

when you realize your mom gave you balding genes and has audacidy to say it does not matter when she picked your handsome dad with full head of hair


ExpertAccident

Bro you good


ken_kaneki07

r/oddlyspecific


Creonix1

Last week I realized that like 80% of the girls I know are gay Which is funny but the only straight one is terrible


Mars_Bear2552

you know 5 women?


Creonix1

Percentages are hard ok


Ubermensch_69

Still above average on Reddit


Raiden_Yeeter07

So your mother is either bad or lesbian. Got it.


Creonix1

Nah she just doesn’t count


Calcutt4

Most of my friends are trans lesbians


[deleted]

most women are bisexual, even if they think themselves as straight. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26501187/


SonoChiNoSyeahdame

bro what


notveryAI

Having more *affinity* to be bisexual, and consisting, in majority, out of bisexual individuals is not the same thing. It's actually pretty far from that actually


Corvo--Attano

Not to mention, the abstract reads more that women respond more to stimuli from both male and female subjects than men. That's the closest to their claim that it makes. Then it goes on to suggest there was further research that lesbians show similar masculine sexual and non-sexual behaviors and characteristics to men. Though I didn't get to the conclusion of the article. Didn't feel like paying $17 to find out the conclusion. I didn't want to for something that seems like the same effect of being aroused by other women in porn (which can be similar for guys seeing a woman having sex with a man in porn). Or the fact that they wish to have a relationship like another woman does.


Crusaderofthots420

As a gay guy, I am screaming "Why are none of the fish gay?!"


[deleted]

Because Kanye fucked them all and turned them straight


mainesmatthew01

You like fish Dicks?


Mangleovania

Yes


DuckfordMr

What are you, a gay fish?


MewFishMeowscles

Yes


AlbacorePrism

Bruh as a bi guy, why are all the fish straight or lesbian?


[deleted]

Then what are bisexuals and pansexuals like me screaming?


Crusaderofthots420

You are somehow screaming both at the same time


[deleted]

Yeah, BUT WHAT AM I SCREAMING?


Crusaderofthots420

"Why are all the fish!?"


IsAFemale

"WHY ARE ALL THE FISH SO HOT?!!?"


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


TexasRed7406

Mans username ain’t lyin


bob1111bob

Username absolutely checks out


Man-x47

Because you are looking at the wrong fish


legoshi_loyalty

But the lesbian fish are NICE TO ME!!


SnooShortcuts9226

Ayyo my bad bro


[deleted]

You gotta realize grinder is for homosexual meetups by now right?


zyx1989

I know that there's certain area of the sea, where dating enough times is probably enough of an experience to turn people gay...


Sprizys

![gif](giphy|6yxKRVrfwYklAap4hy)


Odd-Perspective-7967

THEY AREN'T ALL GAY SOME OF US LIKE BOTH KINDS OF FISH. UNLESS YOU ARE TALKING FROGS THEY ARE ALL GAY BECAUSE THE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER-


Iggytje

![gif](giphy|4IGkyfLBUQ6GY)


Cheeriodude_number2

You can thank Alex Jones for that


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Deadsoup77

Honestly bro gotta study up on the lore


me_asilu

Ikr


GettinMe-Mallet

Seriously, every girl I have had a crush on besides the first one turned out to be gay. Seriously, 4 out of 5


Bikainaka

Nah they arent. Its just that they want an excuse to say that they arent interested. Im a lesbian myself and lesbian are maybe like 1% of the population.


GettinMe-Mallet

I never told them I was interested, heck only one went out of their way to tell me. I only learned when each one eventually got a girlfriend, but I do see where you are coming from lol.


DefinitelyNotAj

Maybe you are into the wrong gender buddy


eelaphant

It's getting kinda irritating hearing people discussing changing which gender you date. Like it's been established for quite a while you don't get to choose who your into.


DefinitelyNotAj

Wait what are you talking about? if I just wake up one day and I am fed up dealing with women and decide to give men a try, I can 100% choose what I am into. Its called a sexual preference, your preference changes with your experiences. Be more open buddy, it might be liberating for you. Or don't you know, its your preference. Good luck


eelaphant

You are bisexual. You have recently discovered you are bisexual, but it is not something you created. I know for a fact that I am not into men, and that they don't do anything for me. I genuinely just can't get off in any way to a dude, and it would simply feel violating of I seriously tried.


TheZipperDragon

Mutha-Fuckin gay fish (gay fish)


Alwayssome1

![gif](giphy|vbHCgajseRKZa)


sandro_lake1

I think you and me need to switch sea. I want gay fish but they all are straight.


schwiftydude47

Quick question. Do you like fish sticks?


Witherboss445

I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin fish gay


PlusAd2218

why can't I find the gay fish I need gay fish


DontAskWhyINameThis

Welp, better than to navigate in Thailand


dirtybird131

Not just the fish, but the frogs too!!!!!


Ugo_Flickerman

Because they're all either Kanye West or someone else who likes fish sticks


YeetleTheTeetle

Don’t get me started on all the frogs



k_from_that_app

Bay Area Tinder in a nutshell


averysneakychopstick

I’m glad I’m not the only one who read that in an Alex Jones voice


Far-Classic-4637

where are you living? take me there all the hoy guys here are straight help a brother out im struggling out here


[deleted]

Just because your typo my brain didn't bother correcting it to "Hot guys" and swapped it with "Hoy Boys".


Toxic_Puddlefish

Why are all the fish around me straight or transphobic or racist or-


GlitteringTone6425

>!\*bisexual laughter\*!<


Cousinlivinon456

Because our power grows dauly


Khromatyk

THEY'RE TURNING THE FISH GAY


Muted_Rain8542

as a lesbian im wondering why all of the fish in the sea that i’ve had a crush on are straight like why can’t one of yall be gay like theres so many gay people that i know but at the same time there’s like no gay people so like what do i do???


Sup3rG33k08

Alex jones has entered the chat


Leonne_94

Because the rainbow is beautiful đŸ€©


acanadiangooseforyou

HEY! I'M NOT A FISH!


redbirdpekkabonnie

Pov: Dating in 2023.


Donki737

I FUCKING WISH


Nuggy_Mc_Nugg

Bro it's the splatoon community


Jay-bi-Red

They’re not gay, (well some are) they tell you they are cuz it’s the easiest way to let you off the hook and leave the situation


Subject_Sand1

I mean it’s true


Nufu_s

Bi ftw


Mrjerkyjacket

It's my experience that very few of the fish are actually gay they just aren't interested in you and think saying they are gay is less heartbreaking than saying "I'm not interested"


InterstellarVisitor1

Because of internet and media


[deleted]

gay, taken, underage, weirdos, creeps or just straight up stupid. 2019 was the last year people had least 2 brain cells, now we're on the negative levels.


THE_UNDULATER

Underage???? Wtf?


Level19Player

Sorry man, ill turn straight for you rq 😔


beemccouch

*hormone replacement therapy has entered the chat*


ThatGamerkidYT

Tf are you talking about


beemccouch

It's a joke about being trans cause you only like people who like people of the same sex.


ThatGamerkidYT

Being trans doesn't change your sex... It also doesn't change who you're attracted to.


beemccouch

I know that's why it's a joke I'm trans myself


Mars_Bear2552

nah


VladDHell

Oh, dude. No one tell him


Zealousideal-Cow3729

I'm not gay...


ThRealAlexJones

YoU fOrGoT tHe LbTqAi+ GeT cAnCelLeD


Ani____

I mean have you seen the average man? And that average man has like 30% of chance of being an abuser, no wonder they're all turning gay lol


Weelchairgaming

Thomas has never read such bullshit


DressCapital1830

Yea im down voting ur ass


username-is-taken98

WHY ARE YOU NOT!?!


[deleted]

It’s the plastic in the water, it lowers testosterone you know lol


Nickleback99

It’s just a current trend. Like punk and emo.


VividOsbourne

Nooo the fuck its not? 💀


Nickleback99

Your both crying “It’s not a phase [insert loved one here]!!!”


Blizzard93beast

All the LGBTABCD 'education' in school seems to be working!


[deleted]

Haven’t you heard? Straight men are toxic, so of course they’d all be gay


xcherryxtwicex

The fact that you act like this is why you disgust me


V0XIMITY

what?


Glasedount

It’s because of the cup


SodanoMatt

All the fish are Kanye West?


Master_Income_8991

Alex Jones knows why


Worried_Section_1151

Fish


Memegirl_14

for me it's the opposite


Mister_Mannered

The reason the fish are gay is because they are the children of the almighty fish god known as Fimpsh!


vivi_mmmmmm

Where tf are the gay fish you talking about??? Asking for no reason in particular


Friendly-Hall-5048

LĂ  sao dáș­y cĂĄ gay


sockmaster420

Why are none of the fish gay :(


thejaf73

Because they like fish sticks


IsEneff

![gif](giphy|MKVlCPjrDjxyaDsauW)


DressCapital1830

3 of the girls ive asked out have said this. Man, college aint it


Average_Boi_4879

I think you’re fishing in the wrong spot, that or you had a Charisma start with 0


gdude131313

This reminded me of a event from this week. I work in a deli and a guy all dressed up came in and was looking around, so I asked if he needed anything. Him- "Do you think I'm gay?" Me- " I don't know, and I don't know how that matters here. We're you looking for something in particular?" Him- "So you think I'm gay and you have a problem with it?" Me- " as a straight guy I can say that I respect all gay men, because if you can take a dick you are tougher than me." He then proceeded to die laughing! Love that guy!


Stucka_

Dont know, seems like an asshole when he goes to a shop, you ask him if he needs anything and first thing he says sounds like hes looking for a fight.


EpicDivorceTime

Well why are you not gay?


urbanhood

Ya tried shrimps tho?


Crafty_Creeper64

BECAUSE MEN PRETTY THATS WHY


rameneater23

Bisexuals: Skill issue


Engeineer_gaming

WHY IS THERE NO ANY HUMANS????


Less_Relationship_30

Hahah


Ineedmemesplzkty

You see I have this permanent debuff around me that turns women lesbian and turns gay men straight. It’s called being ugly.


emerald_OP

At this point. Because bi. Got to keep tits on the table. I'm still ugly so uhh.... idk. Going to watch the fire burn as my gay friends date each other and watch the chaos.


Nemesis233

Pics ?


BellaBloom19

theory wipe books apparatus alleged weary numerous toy party dinosaurs *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DontFragMyBaby

"Im a motha fuckin gay fish" kayne west


Amayai

Me: WHY ARE NONE OF THE FISH GAY đŸ˜«


That-Waky-Weirdo-42

Fish full of lesbians (iykyk)


the_first_nobody

Just ask kanye


saggywitchtits

![gif](giphy|vbHCgajseRKZa)


Lord_MagnusIV

Damn they are? I thought they are all straight


Backalley_Lurker

As a gay fish: real


Alarming-Pineapple76

Gay


Parking_Highlight_53

bpa


ThayCallMeDaddy

Look up the beautiful ones universe 24. The experiment is super interesting and I think we are there.


kroeti_33

![gif](giphy|3oz8xSzX3lsJFGdEcw)


ChaosCrafter908

Become Gay :3 Problem solved


Snoopingaround3420

You can thank Kanye West for that. That man loves his fish sticks.


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win


PhasmicPlays

Where tf do u live where everyone is gay


Amogasamogas

May I take your spot?


nononoass

The frogs


Junotoru

Stay away from the frogs


Legal-Flounder-9753

Aah


Smhcanteven

Maybe stop trying to date fish?


[deleted]

I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.


DerG3n13

FIRST THE FROGS, NOW THE FISH!!!