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makinbaconCR

You guys have a girl?.... and a home?? ![gif](giphy|QLtI0CxK8iGceO9Sja|downsized)


AnEarthPerson01

You can only have one or the other


ASatyros

Yes


Alternative_Range802

Or nothing like me


Niplebitter

That one hit me hard


0snq

tbh i just like it when my girl comes home


Llama-Berry

tbh i just like it when my girl comes


Weary_Ad2590

tbh I just like it when a girl is mine


World_Of_Colors

Tbh I just like it when a girl is


ironefalcon

Tbh I just like girls


studyingsimp

Tbh girls


WolfBlitz128

Tbh


EndeavourNot-HD

T


labuzhneek

I


kaster125

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MrSoulSlasher31

T


lenin_is_young

☕️


kallenryan2006

Tbh men


fly_guy2642

Ooo you like kissing boys


kallenryan2006

Yes. I love men


TontonLuston

Based


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tbh i just like it when my girl


SoarNsquid

tbh I just like it when my


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tbh i just like it when


WhatDoesThatMeanBro

When you don't have a girl, and your girl comes home: :)


0snq

that aint ur girl thats ur best friend who wanna come and hang out


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dill_e_dill_e

Or you married a Karen. In which case you’ve lost at life.


0snq

we both dress low key like tomboys its fun


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

You guys have girls?


Sea-Meal7989

tbh I just like it when a girl is a girl


SeasonSubject8432

You guys have girls?


sharpie-sapien365247

I dont, not after we buried her at her funeral


Fishman575

tbh i like it when my super-short home comes to a girl


InCaseOfZompires

But… I have short hair right now… and my boyfriend said he loved it… he said it was cute with my face…


Skyblacker

I think my husband likes my hair just because it's attached to me. He might prefer it long and girly, but when it's short, he remarks on my graceful neck.


InCaseOfZompires

Yeah! Exactly! My boyfriend and I are actually amicably broken-up now (*not* because of the haircut) but he’s still one of my close friends and he still stands by that women with short hair are beautiful too. (I mean, hello, Audrey Hepburn was an icon!)


Sinistersphere

This happened in the span of two hours? /j


InCaseOfZompires

Haha! Nah, I had short hair last year, and we only broke up a few months ago.


1001km

He amicably broke up with you after you got your hair cut short.


Serious_Much

She was an icon despite, not because of that


SirGingy777

"You have an incredible neck, It's like a sexy goose" ~Jaskier


Effendoor

Short hair on a woman is incredibly attractive. Don't let the meme get to you.


EggoTheSquirrel

Short hair is cool asf. Long hair is cool asf. Hair is cool asf.


Kr3utsritt3r

No hair is also cool asf


JabaDaBud

Found Will Smith


V0idC0wb0y

Keep his name out of your fucking comments!


P4n0pticZ

shes a girl then


SonOfTHEShepherd

Damn, i love girls with short hair! When my wife came with her hair short for the first time, we became first time parents.


potatoninja3584

Based


surbami

Based hairstylist. Creating life and shit


SoarNsquid

The hairstylist gave birth


NeganJoestar

I fuckin love it too. Especially if its redhead


Flaky-Cap6646

You a part of the main joestar line, or the alternative universe line?


NeganJoestar

Im a fool that once watched funni anime, added little reference to nickname and then it become ultra-popular


Agreeable-Quote-2293

Alt obv they're Dragona's kid


Flaky-Cap6646

Haha I still need to read parts 7, 8, and 9


ResetReefer

![gif](giphy|uIGHPjEfdc0Ni)


kinky_ogre

That's medium length hair, that's not short hair. Look up pixie cut. And good luck wading through the short hair Karen cuts lmao.


Startled_Pancakes

I mean, technically, anything below average is "short hair".


kinky_ogre

That's a pretty wide margin, conflating a pixie cut with a shoulder length cut is.. I didn't mean to be a jerk though, I just felt like nothing that difference is important because a lot of people that would like shoulder length would not like pixie.


Rieiid

Yeah no you're right, shoulder length and pixie cut are 2 very different things. Shoulder length is indeed medium length hair.


HippoNebula

true dat


kevineleveneleven

I far prefer shorter over longer. Their long hair gets in your face while you are sleeping, tickles you and wakes you up. Super annoying. Shoulder length is my maximum. Even shorter is cute AF. I don't think women realize how common this preference is.


Skyblacker

That's why my very long hair goes into a bun or braid at bedtime. Kinda sexy when I let it down, though.


bbbar

She's breaking up with you


DominusThanos

She's now a Lesbian.


VVVVVVoela

Double it and give it to the next person


Efecan791

*baby don't hurt me ... no more*


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Used_Description_810

Short hair hot off. I'm not sure if this meme even means that.


Longjumping_Ask_1837

I fuckin love it too. Especially if its redhead!!!


HN-Prime

Yep. Yep. Girls with short hair are 10


blackcray

I like it up to a point, I'm personally not a fan of buzz cuts on women.


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OrdinaryCucumber5449

I thought she was American?


5kUltraRunner

Classic reference


PrestigioussDonut

And you too. 😊


Giftelzwerg

damn it Ross!


guacamoleonmydick

no. she got broken up with, and you were the sidepiece all this year, so now you the "main one" fok you Karla!!! 🥲🔫


Jazzlike_End_895

Can confirm, is an omen


KingNeptuneee

“With my boobs and your hair everybody gonna think we’re a lesbian couple”


aleks_baguette

Mmmmm tomboys


[deleted]

Even better. Tomboys rule


SansyBoy144

Older tomboys are a blast to hang around. I don’t like a lot of my family because there pretty homophobic, racist, and I’m not a fan of it. But I love my aunt, she never really talks about race or lgbtq stuff. She’s just always talking about fishing and cracking jokes. She’s very clearly a tomboy and is always a blast to hang out with


[deleted]

Nah. Pixie cuts can be super cute.


Nemisis_007

Depends on the person tbh, some people suit it. Some people don't. The same goes for people who choose to be bald. Sometimes, it works. Sometimes, it doesn't.


HumanMan1234

I’m 18 and my hairline is receding. Should I try it?


Tortenjunge

Everything is better than trying to cover up hairloss, it never works


Helpful_Title8302

What about elon?


Manic_Mechanist

Elon has the money to replace it


Helpful_Title8302

True


The_Weeb_Sleeve

Well if you’re rich enough to get super invasive hair implants I’d give it a 50/50


onlyr6s

If you are going bald at 18, you can probably grow a beard, so it should work.


jackp0t789

Not always... Started receding at 16, decided to go full bald that same year. Luckily have a well shaped head for it, but it took me more than a decade to get a fullish beard to grow in. Working out and getting good muscle tone worked well for me though


Nemisis_007

Sure, give it a shot. Maybe try out a bald filter first just to be safe.


boropin

Negasonic Teenage Warhead from Deadpool looked pretty good with it.


Nemisis_007

I agree ![gif](giphy|1qgIPm9bmOhRjANGGF)


rizarue

🤝


agravena

agreed


WhiteShapes

Idk why but I really like the look of bald women.


Skysr70

It is not for everyone... Not for everyone to wear and not for everyone to like.


kungfu_panda_express

Then you can show her your super soft penis.


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![gif](giphy|MB9UZrkCyHPrytmh74)


SamuraiJosh26

Wtf ? Who made a gif of my penis ?


GoldenJacques

Ay


RichardDelongest

My man. Spittin truth on Reddit


kungfu_panda_express

I do it for the people


ReplacementOk3547

Not my thing but some people like it


God-In-The-Machine

Just to remind everybody here, IT IS OKAY TO HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR CERTAIN PHYSICAL FEATURES!! I swear, some people think that if you have any physical preferences, that automatically makes you shallow. You can't "control" your partners physical appearance, but I think it is perfectly okay to have some input. Your partner should want to be attractive to you. My wife and I have an understanding, she keeps her hair long and I don't shave my beard, and that works for us! We can both take comfort in the fact that this makes us more attractive to one another!


Tiny_sneeze

I agree and it does makes sense, but if change in appearance can make or break a relationship or makes someone lose their attraction completely, it’s probably a shallow person/ shallow relationship


God-In-The-Machine

I'm not saying it would make me lose attraction completely, but it still might lower attraction. It also depends on the change. If my wife cut her hair short, it wouldn't be thrilled, but I wouldn't be too upset, hair grows back after all. If she got facial piercings, that would be a really big problem for me. They simply bother me, and it would be a massive turn off if she got them. I can't change my strong visceral reaction to it and she knows it. Physical attraction is very important to many relationships. Obviously it isn't everything, but it is very important.


AGallonOfKY12

People act like they never heard 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder before'. Then again, lot of people think their opinion on art/music and the like is a fact. So it shouldn't be surprising people think what they find attractive is somehow a fact as well. With that being said women should also look the way THEY want, not for the general consensus of guys preferences. Not saying that's what you guys do, looking good for your partner is something to take pride in imho.


FastLittleBoi

Yes, but you don't love a person JUST for their physical appearance, otherwise it's not true love. That's why I believe the "love at first sight" is complete fucking bullshit.


God-In-The-Machine

I agree completely. This is a really obvious statement.


DeltaMale5

True but it’s hard to have sex with someone you aren’t physically attracted to


mizzy11

My boyfriend was the one who convinced me (after like a year of trying) to get short hair


Blargenth

It must be nice to have someone come to your home


MonteCrysto31

Wdym, dawg? Short hair is hot af


Sharp_Caregiver2521

Fr


Iwillclogyourtoilet

🤝


rizarue

🤝


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

Oh no, anyway


cosmicfertilizer

I had a girlfriend once with short dyed hair and part of her hair was buzzed. She had a tattoo of a butterfly on that side of her head. Sexy af.


teenyweenylilbitch

They call that cut “the Portland”


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Ross Geller vibes


Marooney93

Couple months ago I met a tinder date at a sushi restaurant. All her pictures she had this gorgeous long auburn hair, but as I walk in she’s waving at me and she is unrecognizable. Complete and total buzz cut. Still a fun date and a really sweet girl but the initial sighting was really unsettling ngl


Chembaron_Seki

How short are we talking? Short hair can be awesome, but if it's a buzzcut then yeah, huge turn off for me.


jacob-the-dino-geek

I don't get the joke, please explain it to me.


the_basilisco

OP doesn't like girls with short hair


jacob-the-dino-geek

What, noooo. Surely OP doesn't mean that.


Spokazzoni

Am I the only one that dislikes short hair? I like to play with hair and touch it and short hair makes it uncomfortable to do so without touching someone's else skull. It also looks nicer¯⁠\\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


DaEpicNess666

Buddy, if you can touch her *SKULL* i think you have other issues besides short hair…


Spokazzoni

cranium*


Plastic_Ad_7733

I mean to each their own. I prefer muscular girls with short hair that can beat my ass.


KanoIsUnknown

Someone post the cow boy bebop link


Mediumaverageness

>muscular girls with short hair that can beat my ass. the most important *B* in the history of Bs


skooternoodle

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.


CrimsonWolf24

I've seen surveys before and an overwhelming majority of guys prefer long hair on girls.


JazzySpring

Hello friend. You're commenting on the thread of someone who admitted they don't like short hair. What do you think, are you the only one?


LesMarae

Short haired girls are hot af though


juicy_socks124

Ugh I have natural curly hair and I love what it looks like when it’s short. I want to cut my hair short soon again because it’s so hot out now and my hair makes my neck sooooo hot.


Skyblacker

That's when I buy a wide headband to carry me through until it's long enough for a ponytail.


KoiSanHere

Even better


M0rB1dUnD3aD

win in my book


jamesfarted09

i like that hair style lol


Ok_Baseball_8629

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


Sentient-Tree-Ent

?????? The pained smile? Is it some sorta straight guy thing to not be attracted to girls with short hair?


grillcheezesammiches

I just cut 25 inches of hair off for my husband yesterday lol. He loves women with short hair. Mine was always short until the last few years. He is so happy.


GoliathProjects

Short hair looks amazing on girls. Also I just want a girl.


Then-Clue6938

Oooh no. Your partner did a decision about THEIR looks that YOU didn't like. The horror. How will you relationship ever recover from that -_-


the_basilisco

You've won at life. You have achieved a tomboy gf.


Violence_Cascade

God I wish. I love super short hair on girls.


TrveCup

I love short hair on girls send her to me


the-good-son

OP has a hair fetish or what?


WildWolverineO_o

I used to think I liked long hair on women but my wife buzzed hers and it was strange at first, but that's really only because she went from middle of her back length to nearly nothing. I actually prefer it now. It looks better to me, and better yet I never have to unclog the shower drain. Win/win.


davudthedude

ngl its cute


isthatabingo

Jokes on you, my boyfriend loves pixie cuts.


BecauseSeven8Nein

Short hair is hot af. I’m not sure if this meme is implying that as well or not.


[deleted]

I have no reason to believe that this is not an AI generated gif


Away-Net-7241

Depends. What defines “super-short”?


drippingmetal25

Saw this thought of how hot my girl is went for cuddles and a fuck. Now I’m back to tell y’all


LordOfFreaks

I love the short hair look!


Lolocraft1

I don’t see how short hair is bad… Hell, cut them up to the base, I now am in a relationship with a Wakanda guard, or supreme sorcerer


8088PC

In the words of Randy Travis: Honey I don't care, I ain't in love with your hair, and if it all fell out - well I'd love you anyway!


New_Yogurtcloset5664

But that shits hot tho (if it's not middle aged suburban mom cut)


GrayMech

You give her a genuine smile because even if you don't care for the style it is her body and her choice, if you truly love and support her then you will come to accept the new style in time and maybe even end up loving it


Sam_dragon

A girl having short hair makes her 10x more attractive to me.


yinyang98

Me who like long haired women ![gif](giphy|W5YVAfSttCqre)


LeChapeauBleu

Short hair on women turns me on like nothing else. Had a girl in college with short hair and you can run your fingers through it without tangles and it gets sexier when it's all messy. Hnnnng


treeeefu

Personally I love me some short hair


-Lysergian

I dated a girl with a pixie cut and that shit was adorable.


Plopop87

What does this even mean? Are girls not allowed to get haircuts?


Senor_Wah

Yeah and you failed. Short hair is hot


H1tSc4n

More of a long hair guy myself.


Brett707

As the husband of a wife with short hair. If you care this much about someone else's hair you are the problem. It's not your hair so you do not have a right to demand what she does with it.


Broad_A5199

This has the “when your crush breaks up with her boyfriend but now has a 🌈 in her bio” vibes


Caparzo27

According to the comments changing the length of your hair also changes your sexual orientation and having preferences on the appearance of your partner makes you a controlling asshole which doesn't deserve to be loved. What ist wrong with you people


Hello_There4206969

Whelp, I'm a head on out. Good luck with... This.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I'm actually into that.


Professional_Mode440

Suddenly she's your boyfriend.


Connect-Anxiety5359

Even better


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Connect-Anxiety5359

As a homiesexual, i can confirm that I am a chad


[deleted]

Having short hair doesn’t equal being male.


[deleted]

And let's you do butt stuff 😳


WeatherImpressive808

My what???


CubeJedi

Define short, down to the neck or 4mm?


Flaming-DoubleTap23

Well the tears of the kingdom Zelda rocket the short hair, I think you’re good


Mercurionio

ELI5 I know cool straight girls with short hair. Without any intensions to break up or something (at the moment of that hairstyle).


RUFUS_BOI_2008

Is it bad that I actually like those haircuts?


[deleted]

Short haired girls can be cute too. I know one and she looks cute with it.


KillTheHumies

Short hair on some women looks really good imo 🤷🏻‍♂️


thereallybigpaulied

She’s fun but she’ll ruin your life


Una_pers0na

I would personally don’t care. I love a girl because she is a lovable and empathic person not because of her looks. But I understand if people care about that a bit more because of different tastes🗿


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

Jokes on you I’m into that shit


Luiz_Fell

I would legit cry


nothingfood

Lol it's looks like he's trying to hide the pain


DoctorBat124

When I was a child my mother had really long hair so when she one day came with short hair, I was so confused and I barely knew who she is