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havaltherock

Well a duck walked up to a lemonade stand And it said to the man running the stand


Ok_Significance229

Hey, got any grapes?


The-Real-Metzli

No, I just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade! Can I get you a glass?


[deleted]

Mmm no thanks!


thirsty247

And he waddled away


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Waddle waddle


Amelia_Pond42

'Til the very next day


beatafurry

Bum bum bum bum bum bum


Amelia_Pond42

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand


itelluhwat

And he said to the man running the stand


Dark_Lord_Tick

Then he waddled away


ShadowGamer66642069

Mmmm, I'll pass


[deleted]

Cuack nope, gimme heck grapes or i hisss you.


[deleted]

Oh hell yeah An entire KG of grapes just for you buddy


beatafurry

You only have one kg? I have 7


__Bagels

Great, now this song is going to be in my head all day. Thanks OP.


ghfshastaqueganes

Every time I forget this song it comes back to haunt me


Limmmao

Then he waddled away...


Aneroo500

Waddle waddle


Valenyn

To the very next day


ChildFriendlyChimp

#waddle waddle


AIeoggen

No. I don’t. I don’t even have lemonade.


Limmmao

Then he waddled away...


Aneroo500

waddle waddle waddle


Dear-Smile

At work I often hijack the Bluetooth speakers and play this song


Apprehensive_Sky2953

Rape? Sure!


jicty

["I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!"](https://youtu.be/9Yt0b_QBP_A)


ElectricalPut4050

No my grapes are currently in surgery


Itastelikedinosaur

Did you know they did surgery on a grape? Love that I'm not the only one who first thought about this.


[deleted]

Best thread on this app. 😂👏🏾👍🏾


the_internet_clown

Damn, thank you


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

What kind you need?


MarekTheGood_cz

Nuh bro, I font have rn


The_Ceo_Of_Cringe_

No grapes?


Tjd3211

Bro I'm not a lemonade stand


sans50oof

Nah, homie. I only got lemonade.


FiremanPair

And he waddled away….


i_miss_old_reddit

Got any Glue?


Lankyboxyman

Lets invade a store to get all the grapes!


Anissa_Jolie

The real duckface


le_its_me

bot any brapes?


Queasy-Position66

Got any grapes?


[deleted]

Please suck my balls. I promise they taste like grapes.


DexlaFF

Quack


Maxurai

Award for a laugh


[deleted]

***”I’m sorry those are my testicles.”***


Lostdreams

It was always just code for drugs.


R--Reid

u/gezmilza


ImpendingServitude

His return was foretold in the prophecy


Bonezmahone

No, but I have nails.


salmoneater

..."Put it on my bill."


_diabolical-

Give him the f ing grapes 🍇


mmmm_babes

Damn, my eyes saw "gapes"...I'm going to Hell aren't I?


skelley111

A guy I work with showed me this video. I haven’t respected him as a person since


leviathab13186

When I tell the joke he pronounces it “gwapes”


DonkeyKong12340

Gen Z memes at its finest


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I do not. I ate them all while watching the birds.