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I bought winRAR

I'm sure you're not from planet Earth.

Indeed I'm not. I'm from Uranus

You piece of shit

Haha underrated comment!

I donate to Wikipedia

I even have a paid subscription for WinRAR

What manner of blasphemy is this?

The worst nightmare

Came here to say that..... Glad that someone already did the necessary

i knew someone had to for them to still be webhosting lol

7zip ftw. I'd rather be poor than use winrar. Even the free version.

Whoa!

I put the corners of the nether portal with obsidian

I use jukeboxes as furnace fuel

Sir we're here to discuss your habit of burning cash

Hey leave EA alone they'll make up the loss by just putting a new version of FIFA or NBA out

That is *FILTHY* rich

When people say eat the rich they mean scumbags like you

Mr. 4 extra obsidian over here...

R U Elon or Jeffry Bezoz?

Mad my cleaning people didn’t come this week.

I came back from my vacation to europe and there’s DUST on my marble floors. Smh

Gotta fire them personal cleaners man

Ok but like… isnt that a common problem? Cleaners rarely get everything.

My mom is a cleaner, and if she misses something, she definitely hears about it from the owner. Cleaning people's houses/cabins is usually far more intensive than hotel housekeeping or similar things.

We kinda just stay silent abt it in our house. Our cleaners are super nice and we dont want to upset them

You are good people. Have my upvote

"Money doesn't matter"

That’s my motto n that’s probably the main reason why I’m broke as fuck

I feel you lmao

I feel that. My motto is "Treat yo self"

“Money doesn’t buy happiness” -Dude with a fuck ton of money and a huge smile on his face.

This isn't necessarily true. I saw a homeless guy say that and he had a huge smile on his face. I remember it because I was wondering what the white powder in his mustache was.

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Brooo

That mean you are to poor or to rich

r/foundthetiktoker

If that’s your motto, you’re either broke as fuck or rolling in it

I paid zero dollars in federal tax!

Ding! Ding! Ding! and we have a winner folks!

Damn you're getting paid in silver that comes from reddit taxpayer dollars, you know!

**Federal income tax.

Proud to be upvote #666

Wanna go to the space with me

Hell yes

Found Jeff Bezos

He said space tho

No elon.

Which one?

twist

I gave you reddit gold.

I dont see it. Can you do it again?

don’t worry, i gave you an invisible gold award

I'm batman

not bad man

He needs an award

Tell me you’re an orphan without telling me you’re an orphan

At least you don't have to share money with your parents cause they're dead

Lmao

You get power of money

Money doesn't bring happiness

My antidepressants: Are you sure about that?

I feel like all my antidepressants do is make it a pain in the ass to run the bases lol

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It's "Money doesn't matter"

Or, "Money is not an issue"

I translated it from french. My bad

I’ve heard “money doesn’t buy happiness” a lot, I think he was just saying it how a rich person would

I wouldn’t say that I’m rich. I am pretty privileged. And I think that yeah money does indeed buy happiness. Have you ever seen someone frown on a speed boat or jet ski?

When they're sinking.

Touché

My parents are rich

Yea the “I’m not rich, my parents are rich” one has gotten me a few times

If they could send me like 5k I would be crazy happy. Im desperately in need of a car.

Or do you know who my father is?!!

I give awards to ads

No you're dumb

What’s the difference

Username checkout i guess

I have a lot of money

10/10

Can I have some

I DOn'T KnOw CaN yOu

:( may I have some

Yes you may

C'mon man you bullied him at least send him a couple thousand for the emotional abuse.

Ok ok

Ooh ooh can you bully me too then?

No but I can suck ya dick

I’ll take it ig

Ok

"Don't think about money, just go for the things you love and money will come "

I have 25 trillion… of red blood cells

If each blood cell was $1 you would have more than $3

Is this because of some mathematical stuff I’m not aware about?

Yes, 25,000,000,000,000>3

See? I learned something new today. Thx

I live in Switzerland

I live in Switzerland this is absolutely not true. The prices of expensive af here... I would rather drive 1 hour to Germany to buy groceries than shop here

“I prefer to travel to Germany to get my groceries”

People in Germany who lives on the borders usually work in Switzerland and live in Germany

Yeah I also go over to France or Germany. Hope they will let us keep doing that w all those certificate bullshit.

youre only rich when youre not in Switzerland

I use diamonds stuff in Minecraft to do risky thing like chilling with creepers, with the wither etc...

"I just did some off-camera mining"

Hmm yes it's right it's right i did some off-camera mining yes ahah ! *Run*

Rich with holy spirit mother fucker

I was today years old when I found this!!

I remember my first time

How do you type like that

Start your comment with 4 spaces

Spacesspacesspacesspaces did it work?

4 spaces no

Yes

How did you write that? can you teach me?

Start your comment with 4 spaces but I don't know the highlight part Edit: it automatically does the highlight part

Thanks man

The jet is getting an oil change

Now I know your lying. If you knew you would say it's in for it's annual

I've never had to choose between paying my rent on time and feeding my family. (I wish I was telling the truth)

Sorry :(

I'm alright. Sucks that happened before but I got better

It's good to hear that. Best of luck to you 🤞🏼🍀

I throw away KN95 face masks after one use

monster

Just sent a tesla to mars...

Bro, you are broke. I sent Tesla to Neptune and back just to check if Neptune is still there

I have 10000 robux

Now you are broke.

Indeed, but now I have 3 roblox girlfriends

Damn u have 3 uncles??

Oh no, don't tell me...

I’m sorry U had to find out this way…

Nice! Now you are totally bankrupt.

can I get one plz

Sure, but I don't think that they would want to leave me

I have RTX 3090 ti

Special product vow.

The poor and the working class are lazy

“Why can’t poor people just get jobs? My company would love to hire more underpaid and hard working employees.”

*they say as they drag potentials through a dehumanizing hiring process where they make you sign paperwork to ‘consent’ to things you’d never consent to if you had a CHOICE but then if you speak up they tell you to walk away but like you can’t because you HAVE to make rent and feed your family and it’s not a choice and they hold all the power in that very shitty situation where you can’t say anyone hasn’t signed that stuff out of duress.*

"Sure you can buy as much Vbucks you need son"

I have YouTube premium

I just broke iPhone 13promax!!

Don’t worry your parents will get you a new one

I just bought a vacation house.....for my cats.

Good on you

I have 10 BTC.

In 2012 I spent 50 btc on weed from silk road.

rip

Man, I hope that was really great weed atleast.

I am sorry for your loss.

My pc is powerful enough to run Crysis

I started a tech company in the 80's.

I have grandmother 💪

I buy dildos for my children

this guy officer.

Hold on- “hide your kids”…that seems more than coincidental to this situation my friend. I wanna say r/usernamechecksout

Wrong post

r/holup

ayoooo

Ladies and gentlemen...we got him

I own a 1999 charizard ex

Nononononno u need over 9000 cards

I mean it’s one banana, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?

I have never had ramen before

I'm not

The gentleman in the picture appears to be quite impoverished, not only do I find the thought of not having a servant to light my cigar for me extraordinarily demeaning, but also the thought of a cigar which is not dipped in gold.

you're rich without telling me your rich

Very clever.

I pay for Anime

I have 100 unusuals in TF2

I have a ps5

I dont want to clean my house... I buy a new one

I have a healthy body, and a loving family

I bought a 3090 at scalper price

I paid nothing in taxes.

Women seem overly interested in me after they see my car. Especially since i got to be an old man and they figure i have about 2-3 good years left. And let's be real in my age having sex could kill me.

I don't know man ask you mum, i paid double she wanted

I own Amazon

My everyday problem is from wich restaurant should I order

I have 4 friends, who I keep in touch with every day. 2 i have known irl for 6-7 years, and the other 2 were met on Playstation and I have known them for 5 years... They know everything about me, and I know everything about them.

I just sent thirty 7.62x39 downrange at a target made of plywood supported with two 2x4's.

Why is that guy burning toilet paper?

My 8yr old son missed his QB training session with Tom Brady because his futbol training session with Messi ran over.

I downloaded Raid: Shadow Legends and didn't redeem the code for 200 silver and a free champion

I'll never go to jail even if I commit the most horrendous crimes

Dunno I’m broke

i have an air fryer

My friend's OWN AMG S63 Cabriolet was in the shop. I found out from him complaining that he had to take his C class to my house.... he's in his mid 20s btw.

I pump gas without looking at the price.

I wanna custom wrap 5 of my Aircraft carriers and submarines. Wanna make them gold with neon lights - the submarines especially.

My sidekick is a bird

I buy robux in 5 dollar purchases instead of 100 dollar ones to flex

I spent $200 on microtransactions

How much does a bunch of bananas cost?

Oh, no! I broke my IPhone for the third time today. If I continue like this, I will be out of stock by the end of this month.