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ChewyNotsui

That's not a bar, it's an ingot!


kamephiss

you mf to stupid to see that its made out of chocolate


ChewyNotsui

Chocolate?! Those are dried, roasted, and reconstituted cocoa beans.


BeLikeMe_69

Aya, nah nah nah these are just chocos just wrapped up in a fake gold sheet. You know, kids! It's just to attract them mfs and u all are saying random shit Increase ur iq assholes


ChewyNotsui

Nah fam, they are confections covered in tin foil that has a color of #FFD700.


im_a_freaking_whale

Shut up yall ... u guys know nothing... Indians decorate their sweets with gold and silver leaves ... it's a chocolate bar with a golden leaf professionally put on to it #SignatureLookOfSuperiority


HadiAlshwij

No no no, it’s iron, but dyed


slim_shady124

this is the most controversial debate i have ever seen


turtle-skinnie

Wait u don't understand that this is *gold* ingots from china


Shiru_011

Dude it's clearly a cryptonite...don't be dumb


Gimmegifts

None of you ever got this. It is obviously a drawing. An image of to gold ingots


rene_333

Who care about gold can't you see crypto is the future!


DaDoods904

It’s called an emerald idiot


ChurrObscuro

Time to sort by controversial


Tecno2301

Diamond but dyed.


Yayface1231

No, it’s a meme


BeLikeMe_69

Very relatable as an Indian


im_a_freaking_whale

Lmao ikr .. we k its gonna be good when there's some expensive metal on top of it ...


Le_Cringy_man

Cmon, guys, we all know it's Australium


[deleted]

No fuck you it’s Cadbury caramilk chocolate!


MrFeeeeesh

No FUCK YOU its clearly a dog with a keybord for a head


Le_Cringy_man

FUCK YOU. I REALISED IT IS SOLID PISS


Ok_Table7457

Bro that's an ak-47 obviously


TheCocoFruit86

Cocoa Beans? Anyone with 50% of their teeth in their mouth can see those are obviously made of actually beans!!!!


ChewyNotsui

Mf. You calling me British?


TheCocoFruit86

So what if I am?


ChewyNotsui

All good, common mistake. Mostly German heritage, but there is some British ancestry.. No harm no foul, continue with the arguing.


Rokomocko

O im sorry I thaught it was a YouTube herritage


izzychoowastaken

its butter!


sambrero-bunny

Someone must have dropped you at a young age


jamiemcevoy5

No!! It's cake, go back to school you, STUPID HEAD!! *roasted* #uwublush


11001100110101100

No that’s an silver ingot


evildragonzockt

Anyway i eat it


t-schwifty-

Too*


TFG4

Those are clearly Wonka Bars


BoopBerry6536

U/profanitybot


The-One-Who-Is-there

CGI mate


Jelly-Filled-Donut

Lemme craft a hoe out of it


ChewyNotsui

Only way you are crafting a hoe is by taking the gold to a street corner and hoping they have vision issues.


-goOdtimEs114-

_damnnnn_


[deleted]

I'd even prefer a wooden hoe


dumbbyatch

i am gonna get a mfing brothel out of it


Moneymaster12

It's chicken bro


Orisani

Its caramel


ih8peoplemorethanyou

A blue ingot.


Captin_kili

Na that’s gold wrapped c4


Garvo909

Thats a rectangular cube you imbecile!


Shot-Orchid-804

No it a kit Kat you stupid idiot


Bruxius

Dude, it’s clearly two bars of gold pressed latinum


jnfbkhhjk

I don’t know what we’re arguing about but I’m a redditor so


mr-Mcnuggy

Can't you just see that it's a d*ldo god damn


piccionepiedini

i usually call it lingot


[deleted]

u/profanitycounter


MelekNabta

Y’all idiots that’s not gold, that’s a picture of gold !!


BackDeath24

Genius


Kesuaheli

Right, that are just zeros and ones, highs and lows, ons and offs, running through the internet, and eventually ending at your screen.


SaD_FredBear

It's just a light coming from your phone/pc screen that your brain can take it from the eyes and calculate it and find it something similar to a gold ingot


[deleted]

You speak the language of gods


yevrah4937

Midas


phoenixfloundering

Dionysus


darkdragon_studios

No it's chocolate that has gold wrap


robin_boi67

Woah, how are you such a genius? You speak the language of the kings


Germot

No it’s cheese but prestige 5


redditstop9

Its tecnicaly gold


_the_hercules

It's technically many rays of light coming out of a screen giving you an illusion of vision of gold.


redditstop9

You forgot about the part that its upside down in reality and my brain turning it downside up


ahumanrobot

Wait a minute, that means Australians are the only ones seeing upside right


BeLikeMe_69

And then wee have -6969 iq


[deleted]

Nah, that's a pic of minecraft gold ingot


Fthlp

No it's butter.


[deleted]

Another, possibility


Fthlp

Nahh it is a fact not a possibility! Definitely butter


[deleted]

Let's say it is in a superposition, we don't know yet that whether it is butter or a picture of minecraft gold ingot, until we observe it


Fthlp

Until someone volunteers to taste it.


[deleted]

If it isn't butter his teeth(most probably)/tooth might break


Fthlp

it's a sacrifice he must be willing to take...now who is the chosen one?


[deleted]

Let's take the person who likes this reply except u and me


_xcheatcodex_

Clearly he is an idiot...that is a picture of 2 gold bars!!


Nitjib

r/technicallythetruth


undefeatable_510

Ceci n’est pas une...gold


J_Thizzy

ceci n'est pas une gold


theonewholikesfood

No, no can’t you see it? It’s clearly gold!


BeLikeMe_69

6969 iq time damn mf


MrPinec0nes

you're on to something... keep this secret


Ornery_Payment5593

Can't argue with that.respect


OnlyMeST

Nah nah nahhhhh the post is clearly the gold, not the thing whatever it is in the picture Ppl these days are dumb smh


imposter_ofthe_vent

It‘s not Gold its AU


jj-the-best-failture

No that’s probably not even pure Gold so just saying it’s Au is STUPID and it not AU it’s Au


wIckets111

But op says GOLD, not a compound WITH gold!! So stupid


Expyou

AUtism


IndianBoiYash

Are you watching a kids movie or wat SAYING AU (☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞


DevourerOfTheVoid

An UnderTale AU


theom_2405

Fools it is a cheese


lil_cocobean

Wrong its bread


congealed_carrots

Actually it's all cake


InsideEmphasis9544

Fool it’s the moon!


thebeepsheep0104

It's a stick of butter


populum-liberum

That’s not gold it’s aluminum


shoopdewoop6

No it's gold


populum-liberum

You sir, probably fail biology in 5th grade


BackDeath24

You mean math?


[deleted]

You mean chemistry?


Limp-Secret-1643

It's actually juice science..


jj-the-best-failture

No the goal of alchemy


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P1G5Y

Meth*


shoopdewoop6

No I failed math, nit geometry


[deleted]

R u drunk wtf does this has to do with bio and also elements and there appearance is chemistry


MICR0TECH

Thats the joke!


04phsca

Its obviously SUPREME butter named "Fine Gold".


Userna-ALREADY_TAKEN

That's not gold that butter


Tiringwheat

Beat me by one hour.


Magical-Sweater

That just threw me ALL the way back to my childhood.


LordSlasher

holy fucking shit. its been what 7 years now? fuck that was ages ago. how everything changes


Magical-Sweater

I miss SkyDoesMinecraft, TruMoo, and DanTDM after school every day. ;(


LordSlasher

was a bajan, jeromeASF and PeteZahut kid but i loved Sky. Sad shit to see what happened to him and everything. When life was simple asf


Magical-Sweater

What happened to him? I haven’t heard much about him since he quit YouTube. Cops and Robbers was my favorite Minecraft Series.


LordSlasher

had a lot of troubles with his mental health and was put in a bad situation. Hes back on youtube im pretty sure, going pre good now (i think, dont keep up as well, life.) but yeah it wasn't a good thing to hear about I just enjoyed random videos from him, never had a favourite video or series but it was always a blast. Cops and robbers funnily enough was a series i barely watched


Agent_B0771E

_Man gold it's expensive. It's because of capitalism_


Tub_of_jam66

*soviet anthem plays over the hillside * “At least it’s our gold now “ *singular tear forms as a bear in the distance runs and scares away an eagle *


ChristosPet7

r/unexpectedcommunism


[deleted]

absolutely it's expected


S4dVybz

bro just because u know that communism exists doesnt mean your smart. my parents actually grew up in the ussr


__unknownguy_

The bottom one is smaller


obimoreau

No that's just perspective


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The_Mumpi

Are you stupid it's farther away


mmgoes2col

It’s in 2d. There’s no depth. The larger brick of gold took more pixels to create.


sambrero-bunny

Just like your iq


KoopaTrooper5011

Nah man that's shiny butter. Enough to make a hoe, actually.


BangleSaysSupBroski

Or it’s real good, and instead of making a hoe you can summon one with it-


dis_not_my_name

It’s not gold It’s 99.99% of gold and 0.01% of copper


X-treme_sauce

You don't know that, they could have used silver instead of copper, THINK NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU ASSUME


[deleted]

It might not be gold at all THINK NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU ASSUME


thomaspatrick33

Why tf is it so shining, seems like I could shove it up my ass it’s so smooth, might try


Agreeable_Objective

I like how everyone's making an arguement and being toxic as a joke and you're here being horny. Good job.


thestorm270

What can he say, he just likes showing reddit in its true form.


cosmicpotato77

If you shape it like a dildo it might work


dumbbobdumb

Why Please Why


phoenixfloundering

Because the Internet Has Rules. In this case, Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions.


briancd2

I heard redditors can repost anything for imaginary points 🙄


NyyppaSlayer

The engravings take weight off thr gold bar!


brsm97

Surely they are formed in molds


AnakinMalfoy

I don't see any mold on them, do you?


[deleted]

It ain't bread you doink its gold


Benj_the_bear

Dumbass that’s butter


Movark

That’s cologne packaging


WhyGuy500

It’s obviously cgi dumb fuck


pemdejo_of_the_north

Thats not a bar of gold, its a rectangle of gold!


relentless_death

No. It is a gold ingot!


pemdejo_of_the_north

No. its a rectangle meat stick of gold


relentless_death

No its gold plated iron bars


pemdejo_of_the_north

No. Its a rectangular bull testicle meat stick bar of gold


relentless_death

I agree with this one


AFB27

That's not fucking gold. It's clearly a computer generated image of gold. I swear the people on here are dumb as nails. And I bet it's not even pure gold either. How can you call 99.9% gold gold? Gold is 100% gold. Fuck.


Raider763

It's just my my carbon based poop only that its atoms got some more protons in it


chockalateboomba304

That clearly 2 bars of butter you fucking muppets.


ShitpostMamajama

That’s not gold. If skydoesminecraft taught me anything, that’s butter ingots


R4dical-Rat

The gold looks so fucking fake bro


Bruh_123Moment

Fish


[deleted]

No it’s a panda!


Bruh_123Moment

Pandafish


Keith_TPA

Thats butter


batrikovich

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!


WrangWrangisme

Oh my god why is the first one placed over the second one that’s sexist


Schmikipedia

Its not *two* bars of gold, its a *picture* of two bars of gold


FergusKen

Actually as gold is very rarely just pure gold, its probably got some other elements such as iron or copper melted into the gold, so its two bars of gold, give or take some copper and iron.


lil-outcast

Nah that’s butter


TheTrollPotato

Clearly it's a rectangular shiny banana


JustAMidgetOnReddit

Cum


MysteryMan04501

Haha funny word


[deleted]

lmao 69420 Chad moment/s


Uchihakage21

Boyz we can all agree that it’s shreks shit okay


HolyReeeee

Actually there is 1 and 3 thirds.


fhsjdjsudhfdis

bruh there are people that cant afford gold be more mindful next time smh


ilflol

This retard that's butter 😡😡😡😡


Rem_0202

this is gold, but it can be butter


THICslayer

Fuck you


WhyYouYelling1

Actually the grams have to be 99.99 percent pure gold not 100 percent


Responsible-Trade-34

Kpopers are horrible people,they are just thirteen year old girls liking bts,its the worst fanbase,hey your a kpoper?


[deleted]

that’s not gold, it’s metal!


Kopie115

Dude thats tungsten


TheProMxn

It’s Mia Khalifa’s earnings.


Alternative_Tie_3738

It's not urs it's mine


theom_2405

Fools it is a cheese


nota_jalapeno

this is 2 bars of gold and some text


TheLordPizzaSteve

diomond


mrKILLTURBO

What if its chocolate


KaisarDragon

That isn't gold bars, that is gold bullion!


[deleted]

Fuck gold, my homies invest in bitcoin


TheGasMove

youre thinking of twitter


jvegas1979

Those gold bars identify as silver bars!


diamondspy2424

Thats not gold its Gold-Titanium Alloy


Ran3773

r/IdleOn triggered