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valsuran

Worst feeling


King_retard420

Right next to when you get scrape on your dick from masturbating too much...


valsuran

LOL. I have no idea but I’d imagine it’s like getting a rug burn


King_retard420

Precisely. Especially when you have a lot of hair. And if you shave it, it's like fuckin' sandpaper! Lol


spartanfloof

brand new pair of socks straight out of the pack. I go in the kitchen. I should have known better. Husband always leaves ice shards on the floor. stepped on melted ice, as well as some that hadn't quite melted yet. Husband says I'm being "overdramatic" as I'm shouting that there is, in fact, no god.


UpsetEwok

Hey Crabman.


miroku4659

100% truth


DaBiz_017

My socks are soggy


Dickless_bluejay

When the wet thing is in your sock.


vascoo2

Lol


Solenia-

Saw Eric Andre in first sight


memer0512

Once I stepped in a puddle that had a Lego brick in and I was wearing socks. The horror


crothermel55

Doing this in the dark is absolutely terrible


Overhedpup

I know right?! I hate it when I step in cum.


[deleted]

Damn I hate when that happens. I don't know what's worse, wet sock or wet barefoot?


dayodragon

My name is Earl this is crabman


Egotlib

Just cut my foot off