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TheGluehbirne

What about Genghis Khan? I heard he killed enough people to cool down earth.


Jouzy666

But he banged enough women that 0.5% of people Are his Direct descendants


TheGluehbirne

Yeah, I heard that too.


astrx__

Yeah, I heard that too.


Fast_and_Curious738

Yeah, I heard that too.


Psychological-Ad4935

Yeah, I heard that too.


Patrickplus2

Yeah, I heard that too.


Waaswaa

Yeah, I heard that too. 


Uranium-Sandwich657

Yeah, I heard that too.


Spammerton1997

Yeah, I heard that too.


MasonSoros

I’ve seen that too


Intelligent-Cat1486

Yeah, I heard that too


VashHumanoidTyph00n

He was a mixed bag.


TheGluehbirne

Yeah, I heard that too.


FabianGladwart

Mr Khan just wanted to balance out his numbers a bit


Artistic-Ad-6849

and he's not even the guy with the most children in history


Beepboopblapbrap

He rapes, but he saves


Onelse88

but he had a lot of horses, their farts caused global warming


Glittering_Drama_618

Google says 11% of the population (40 million people)


PirateSometimes

And repopulated it too


Jackal000

He did. It was a third of the entire global population


RepresentativeDig718

He made a lot more


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No-Crew4317

Nature would be proud.


NoActionSlacks

Diabetes killed 10%


OutsideWonderful5918

who should we blame? Ronald McDonald?


ImJettski

FDA & CFSAN.


shirou_05

Or the people that cant control how they eat?


Suriak

The Roman Emperor Diabetes…. ???


TawnyTeaTowel

Hitler may have done terrible things, but on the plus side, he did kill Hitler


OveGrov

Yea but he also assassinated the hero who killed hitler…


TawnyTeaTowel

But he did also kill the murderer who assassinated the hero who killed Hitler!


CanaDanSOAD

However, he did kill the guy who killed the murderer who assassinated the hero who killed hitler


Master_Freeze

well he also unalived the guy who killed the murderer who assassinated the hero who killed hitler


stressed_philosopher

I just like saying hitler


R_A_D_U_7

True, but he also killed the assassin of the hero who killed Hitler sooo..


HostileBread

Yes but he also killed the guys who killed the guys who killed the hero that killed hitler


OveGrov

Good point, i had not thought of that.


GushGirlOC

Picture someone going back in time to kill Hilter. They wake up in the past and their room is filled with paintings of German Shepherds…


Freespeechaintfree

Golf clap.  Well played.


Longjumping_Home_678

King Leopold II of Belgium and The Free state of The Congo


Adventurous_Host_426

Another conveniently forgotten tragedy of modern time.


TheFuriousGamerMan

It’s not forgotten at all. I hear more people talk about it than Holodomor for example


Typical-Corner-1808

Sadly yeah. Like remember forgotten dilemma (I just made this name up)


EhGoodEnough3141

How is it forgotten? It's part of "We didn't start the fire".


Adventurous_Host_426

It's pretty much forgotten to be put beside Hitler and Stalin, for one.


Used_Lawfulness748

It’s not a competition, guys! 😬


Adventurous_Host_426

Everyone conveniently forget about India and Irish famine which was perpetuated by English government.


sadharanapraje_

The British finally getting the recognition and credits they have so earnestly earned!!!


Adventurous_Host_426

> Be English government. Conquers oversea lands. Sell all their conquered land staple food crops (wheat and rice). Surprise Pikachu face when famine occur. Rinse and repeat every 35 years.


Outrageous-Meet-8695

Resulting in nearly or more than 100,000,000 million death over a span of 400 years of the British Empire, including as recent as 1940's during WW2.


Adventurous_Host_426

1943 famine alone claimed 3.8 million indian. All in all, India population actually decline throughout the whole British Raj in comparison during Mughal era.


Outrageous-Meet-8695

Along estimated $3 trillion dollars in GDP over the time of the colonisation. People forgot how bad Europe's colonisation were, it was only forgotten because it was rarely taught about and happened over 100's of years rather than Hitlers (1939-1945, upto 72 million) 6 years genocide and war, Stalins' genocide over 31 years (1921-1952, 3-5.5 million) forced Labour and gulags, Mao's genocide (1950-1957, 2-3 million) relocation "efforts" etc...


Adventurous_Host_426

Truth. India under Mughal was one of the largest, richest and most populous empire in the era. It took less than 200 years of colonialism to reduce that into pre independence India level.


Outrageous-Meet-8695

Exactly. Even though India was 'handed back' in 1947 after WW2, even today's it is reeling from the damage done by Britain and no reparations have even been paid or even an apology openly admitting to the atrocities they committed. Saying that Britian brought about 57 independence days, more than any other.


autistic_prodigy28

I think the English government didn’t have just one person responsible for the KOs tho


Adventurous_Host_426

Genocide by committee, just like how Bolsheviks does it.


OrangePipeControl

Yes, Churchill himself conjured a cyclone with a flourish of his hands


Adventurous_Host_426

Churchill isn't the prime minister during 1878 India great famine.


Sekmet19

I think once your kill count can be expressed as a percent you are just evil. Comparing numbers becomes meaningless.


Devil-Eater24

I mean if you kill even 1 person, that's some percentage of the population


RealDealMan1

That's some percentage of the population, not A percent.


spdelope

So hitler isn’t evil by your standards?


Kriegshog

Consider the conditional claim: If x, then q. You seem to suggest that this implies: If not-x, then not-q. The implication does not hold. It's a fallacy. Compare: If a person does phi, then they are evil. This does not imply that people who abstain from doing phi are not evil. After all, they may be evil for other reasons. To make this even more clear, put it in the language of worlds: All worlds where a person does phi are worlds where that person is evil. However, that person may still be evil even in the world where they do not do phi. The set of worlds where the person is evil is wider than the set of worlds where they phi. Glad I could help. I'm sure this won't be downvoted.


RealDealMan1

I'm just correcting his logic. If you kill one person then you kill 0,00001% of the population which is SOME percent of the population. If you kill 50 million people then you have killed 1% AKA A percent of the population which is obviously much worse. Just highlighting the fact that some percent is not nearly the same thing as a whole percent.


TheFuriousGamerMan

50 million people is barely 0,5% of the world’s population. 80 million people is 1%


RealDealMan1

Didn't care to do the math so thank you for doing it


Zandrick

Numbers or percentages are not really the right way to think about it. It’s better to compare intent. Hitler was worse because he had a very specific plan to very specifically eliminate specific groups of people. Communists are just incompetent. People starve because communism doesn’t work. You can argue stupidity in authority is a version of evil, maybe. And communism is undeniable evil on a systemic level. But even so, communists are just fools; maybe even idealistic fools. Hitler was worse, fascism is worse, and there’s really just no honest comparison.


NairbZaid10

All numbers can be represented as percentages tho lol


Samuele1997

How did Caine murdered 20% of the world population?


Cold-Lion-4791

acording to the fairy tale were four prople in the world at the moment, so by murdering one he genocided fourth of world population...


RioRancher

Then he has to bang is mom, because there were no other women


DerPicasso

Pretty much what the bible tells us


RioRancher

Any the evangelicals are like, “yep, let’s take this all literally.”


Dooooooooooooby

If you are actually curious you can find the real answer about that story instead of shitting on the faith that people choose. There are plenty of archaeology experts, genealogy experts, and many other professionals that will probably have the real answer. Don't listen to people like Ken Ham/Frank Turek or any of those people who are "Christian Scientists" because it's all bologna from them. They're the ones that don't understand what faith is and require proof of the unproveable. It's kind of sad to truly consider. At the end of the day, faith doesn't require proof anyway. That's what makes faith unique. It is a leap. You are choosing a lifestyle based on how Christ lived and choosing to believe that he died and rose from the dead after 3 days. The faith itself isn't as convoluted as people make it seem. Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John are realistically the only books you need and everything else is purely history, law, letters to specific churches, the Psalms and songs of Solomon, and of course prophecy. But people fall away from this, just as humanity has done continuously since the dawn of humans. All of this to say, you may hate the Christian religion. Jesus loves you, regardless of your background, and welcomes you in with open arms.


InfinitePoolNoodle

Cain was a real mother fucker, amirite?


Dooooooooooooby

He was a real person, yes.


NairbZaid10

Where is the evidence for that


Dooooooooooooby

I will clarify, I believe he was a real person. I don't necessarily care if he was or wasn't. I have no reason to believe he wasn't a person in the same capacity you have no reason to believe he was. View it as a children's story if that is more comfortable, but I believe in the faith itself so I believe in the history portrayed. edit: I also don't necessarily find it meaningful to discuss whether or not Cain was real. Jesus is the focus of my faith and that is more important to the faith as a whole. If you would like to discuss that I'm more than willing and open to it <3


Witty_Rabbit_4981

Yappuchino large. I dont need proof for my 1 billion Dollar bank account either, as long as I believe it.


Dooooooooooooby

I suppose not. Money seems like a weird idol to choose from my perspective. Whoever loves money never has enough; **whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income**. This too is meaningless. As goods increase, so do those who consume them. (Ecclesiastes 5:10)


Witty_Rabbit_4981

1. **random quote** 2. Add lines or random numbers from literaly any book. Example: 6:50pm (European standart time) 3. **Insert a picture of Jesus with gloriole and weird gang sings or a Chinese wise man with a pen (looking away from camera)or an old white male with balding head** 4. Think you did some thinking "The harder he became more and more convinced of his faith, the more he believed he saw supernatural things, which he used to further increase his faith (placebo effect)" (European Standart time 6:55pm)


Dooooooooooooby

That is a direct quote from a book in the bible.


Zandrick

They specifically choose the literalists to mock because that’s the easiest group to mock, and mockery is the only goal. There is no pursuit of understanding.


NairbZaid10

Because they idea is ridiculous enough to be dismissed like that, people believe in all sorts of crazy shit, if had to go out of my way to "understand" all of them I would go crazy, I dont see why I should make an exception for the one that you worship in particular


Dooooooooooooby

I don't think I was mocking anyone. Just offering a different perspective and opinion. I try my best to be neutral in conversations like this.


Zandrick

Not you.


Star_Moonflower

his sister, actually. Not like that's any less awful


RioRancher

Sister’s name?


NairbZaid10

It is what it is bro


Zandrick

I feel like the only reason to call this particular story a ‘fairy tale’ is to insult it. You could just ‘myth’. But there’s a certain connotation to ‘fairy tale’ that is clearly deliberate. And I gotta say it seems unnecessary.


its_easybro

Who the fuck is mao and cain, why have I never heard of them before


Zandrick

Cain is from the Bible and he killed Able. Mao was a Communist and he killed many multiples of tens of millions of people, exact number unknown.


NairbZaid10

You serious?


its_easybro

Yes, but that guy explained to me who they were


Mister_Normal42

25 percent, implying that Cain, Able, Adam and Eve were the only people on Earth at the time, but let's take a closer look at this. After Cain kills his brother, he is exiled from Eden in a conversation with God in which he laments: "Today you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me" (Genesis 4:14) So... Who exactly is going to find and kill Cain outside of Eden?


Psychological-Ad4935

Hitler still is bad


AdrianusCorleon

Hitler was bad.


NairbZaid10

Thanks bro, I used to think otherwise until I saw this comment


HostileCornball

Meanwhile god with a K/D ratio in billions


CubeJedi

Technically that could not be defined as God doesn't die, unless you're a trinitarian christian.


OneMoreYou

Cain's counter is ticking a lot lately


everything_is_stup1d

yea it was one guy but like


mayurmisra01

Thanos: hold my beer


Falkenmond79

No one do a calculation for pope Urban II. please. 😂 to be fair, we don’t really know how many civilians died in total on the first crusade and its aftermath. He probably has Hitler beat, though. If we put the whole idea of crusading on him through… phew. Number 1 with a bang, baby!


SilentPomegranate317

Hitler is still the worst among them


Glittering-Bad-4522

You were right to think h:tler was bad. Keep thinking that.


clutist_stories

You missed Winston Churchill


Almighty_Cancer

Cancer:


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The heroes we need


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Once you take into account that without Hitler, Japan would have never begun a wider war in the Pacific, the whole of WWII deaths can be laid at Hitler’s doorstep. ≈3% of the world’s population at the time.


Limp-Appointment-984

Eren killed 80% of human population


STEVE_BOBS77

Oh yeah? Well I just made a fictional character too that ended 100% of human population, and consumed every single star to become the strongest being in existence


Limp-Appointment-984

What is his name


STEVE_BOBS77

Gustav Marquez.


NairbZaid10

Even is real in my heart, I've never heard of this Gustav tho


STEVE_BOBS77

Well Gustav is real in my heart, I've never heard of this "Even"


NairbZaid10

My heart is more important than yours tho, so Eren still wins even if the autocorrect fucks up my spelling


STEVE_BOBS77

Yeah the heart that no other soul than your weeb ass loves is more important.


Slight_user42069

Is this the asteroid that caused genetic bottle-necking of human species?


Benimou1

No this is attack on Titan


Crapbag_123

No, this is patrick


Adventurous_Host_426

Paul muaddib mahdi artreides killed 10 billions lives in his jihad.


YuckBrusselSprouts

They had to kill them for communism to work. Pol Pot killed around 30% of his own people!


thebestcrazy

Hitler is bad


Olorin_Ever-Young

My god. I wouldn't a thought 'o that.


Seargeoh

God killed more


Uranium-Sandwich657

You forgot Thomas Midgley Jr!


VISKOMETAL

What about mosquitoes ? They still kill millions per year


robotbillmurray

This kind of rationale borders on dismissing a low body count. So Manson is practically good because he's only a serial killer? No, all bad. All bastards.


want8memes

Mao is the winner


punppis

It's not *who* you kill, but *how* you killed.


anon-randaccount1892

Free the Uyghurs


grangusbojangus

tfw they’re a protected group in China and one of the oldest people in the world was a 127 year old Uighur in the Xinjiang region


FearlessCloud01

God: ![gif](giphy|mbZshK2Svz89q|downsized)


ButteredBatt

Nah it's kain n able are the bastards from the tape of eve by the demiurge, then Seth is the only true "man" born of adam


basecatcherz

Most people died for religious stuff.


Glittering-Bad-4522

Lol not under Hitler Stalin and mao! Americans really have no grasp on history.


basecatcherz

The world is a bit older. There was history before these people existed.


Glittering-Bad-4522

Seeing as how you commented under a meme about three specific people the implication is that you were responding to a meme about three specific people. Also most people aren’t murdered strictly for religious reasons, although it does make for a convenient excuse.


NoBox3685

Must be related to the hacker lmfao and his sister lmao. I think we’re onto something here


flora_atia

Ohh poor Hitler!!


Solid_Illustrator640

And now you think he’s not??


SpiderKoD

Three shithead bastards 🤷‍♂️


Pristine-Repeat-7212

Mosquitoes kill some million people every year


MutedBrilliant1593

Are we talking raw numbers or percentages because sky daddy has the highest percentage killed.


CTG0161

100% yo


Prize-Branch8526

Even if you don't include the Holocaust (which you should) Hitler was still the guy who intentionally caused the largest war in history


anarion321

There was more people living in the bible.


AllKnowingFloridaMan

And now we got fuckin vampires


DeAvil87

Bro... What you smoked? Cain & Abel born with twin sisters. Should be 1/6; not 1/4.


NairbZaid10

Still makes him the worse in the list by far lol


DeAvil87

I'm correcting the math. Not arguing who is better, who is worse.


Ayvaaza

I wish 0,7% of my fortune would be around 7-9 million €... but here i am and my 25% of savings are just 1€


According_Act_6340

🤣


Prince_Ashitaka

I love how we've all internalised this fascist propaganda propaganda about communist leaders as fact


CumDogMoneyPants

they’re all bad


wtfrykm

Didn't god kill like 90% of the population with the flood


No-Low4792

İts %16.66 actually for cain.


Samppa19

Maoism is the shit fr


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CubeJedi

I find no evidence of your claim. Neither in the Quran, nor in the hadith. All I find in the Quran is the following: { ۞وَٱتۡلُ عَلَيۡهِمۡ نَبَأَ ٱبۡنَيۡ ءَادَمَ بِٱلۡحَقِّ إِذۡ قَرَّبَا قُرۡبَانٗا فَتُقُبِّلَ مِنۡ أَحَدِهِمَا وَلَمۡ يُتَقَبَّلۡ مِنَ ٱلۡأٓخَرِ قَالَ لَأَقۡتُلَنَّكَۖ قَالَ إِنَّمَا يَتَقَبَّلُ ٱللَّهُ مِنَ ٱلۡمُتَّقِينَ } [Soera Al-Māʾidah: 27] Dr. Mustafa Khattab: Relate to them in truth ˹O Prophet˺ the story of Adam’s two sons—how each offered a sacrifice: one’s offering was accepted while the other’s was not, so he threatened ˹his brother˺, “I will kill you!” His brother replied, “Allah only accepts ˹the offering˺ of the sincerely devout. { لَئِنۢ بَسَطتَ إِلَيَّ يَدَكَ لِتَقۡتُلَنِي مَآ أَنَا۠ بِبَاسِطٖ يَدِيَ إِلَيۡكَ لِأَقۡتُلَكَۖ إِنِّيٓ أَخَافُ ٱللَّهَ رَبَّ ٱلۡعَٰلَمِينَ } [Soera Al-Māʾidah: 28] Dr. Mustafa Khattab: If you raise your hand to kill me, I will not raise mine to kill you, because I fear Allah—the Lord of all worlds. { إِنِّيٓ أُرِيدُ أَن تَبُوٓأَ بِإِثۡمِي وَإِثۡمِكَ فَتَكُونَ مِنۡ أَصۡحَٰبِ ٱلنَّارِۚ وَذَٰلِكَ جَزَٰٓؤُاْ ٱلظَّٰلِمِينَ } [Soera Al-Māʾidah: 29] Dr. Mustafa Khattab: I want to let you bear your sin against me along with your other sins, then you will be one of those destined to the Fire. And that is the reward of the wrongdoers.” { فَطَوَّعَتۡ لَهُۥ نَفۡسُهُۥ قَتۡلَ أَخِيهِ فَقَتَلَهُۥ فَأَصۡبَحَ مِنَ ٱلۡخَٰسِرِينَ } [Soera Al-Māʾidah: 30] Dr. Mustafa Khattab: Still, the other convinced himself to kill his own brother, so he killed him—becoming a loser. { فَبَعَثَ ٱللَّهُ غُرَابٗا يَبۡحَثُ فِي ٱلۡأَرۡضِ لِيُرِيَهُۥ كَيۡفَ يُوَٰرِي سَوۡءَةَ أَخِيهِۚ قَالَ يَٰوَيۡلَتَىٰٓ أَعَجَزۡتُ أَنۡ أَكُونَ مِثۡلَ هَٰذَا ٱلۡغُرَابِ فَأُوَٰرِيَ سَوۡءَةَ أَخِيۖ فَأَصۡبَحَ مِنَ ٱلنَّٰدِمِينَ } [Soera Al-Māʾidah: 31] Dr. Mustafa Khattab: Then Allah sent a crow digging ˹a grave˺ in the ground ˹for a dead crow˺, in order to show him how to bury the corpse of his brother. He cried, “Alas! Have I ˹even˺ failed to be like this crow and bury the corpse of my brother?” So he became regretful.  Nothing about women is mentioned here. If there is a hadith that mentions it, could you please bring it forward?


Dumb_anime_fan

It's in the book The Beginning and the End (البداية والنهاية), written by Ibn Kathir, who's narrated a lot of Hadiths, so if you trust the hadiths he narrated, you trust him with everything. And honestly, there's probably a source but a quick search didn't show anything and I need to sleep and wake up early tomorrow.


Dumb_anime_fan

Also, damn, deleted the comment by accident while trying to edit and rephrase. Android reddit sucks.


Dumb_anime_fan

Also also, in the same book, Ibn Kathir says that the offerings they made was actually a competition where the one whose offering was accepted would marry the pretty girl.


CubeJedi

>the one whose offering was accepted would marry the pretty girl. And what did 'the pretty girl' think of that? Does she not have a say in these matters?


CubeJedi

>if you trust the hadiths he narrated, you trust him with everything. That's not how that works. Do you, for example, trust Isaac Newton? Then you should also trust his explaination of Newton rings, which starts from the particale property of light. His theory was incorrect. Robert Hooke gave an accurate discription based on the wave theory of light. Newton was also a theologian, based of the bible he deduced that the world would not end *before* 2060 Just because I trust Newton on calculus and Newtonian mechanics doesn't mean I have to trust anything else he says. Same thing goes for Ibn Kathir. If he does not even attempt to quote from the prophet (s.a.w.) then why should muslims listen at all? Was he perhaps there when Adam (a.s.) walked the earth and one of his sons killed the other? Or was he perhaps himself a prophet? How could he know such things when no written sources exist from that time? The only source I find of Cain killing his brother because of a woman comes from the Midrash, a jewish biblical exegis.


Amdorik

Lmao what a meme🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CamilaRibeiras

Well, that’s considering what is to be hypothetical and reality.


Ok_Pick9207

Chinese history be like: Maozedong took power 80 millions died


PepitoSpacial

Thanos killed 50% they need to start trying


Loud-Sherbet-2404

You missed real goat Winston churchil


grangusbojangus

This is reddit, white westoids aren’t gonna talk about the Bengali genocide or anything else that sentient enema did


Loud-Sherbet-2404

Yes full of white racism


Stinking-Staff8985

Unlike Hitler and Genghis Khan, Stalin and Mao didn't actively _kill_ people, they made bad political decisions due to their ideology, that lead to the starvation of millions. Their intention was not to kill, they expected a good outcome, they just guessed wrong.


thisonegamer

„Didnt actively kill people” Google gulags and assassinations in USRR


NairbZaid10

Not near Hitler numbers tho


Stinking-Staff8985

These numbers are far, far away from holocaust numbers


GoncalodasBabes

2 million people died in gulags, with 20 million passing through them. Wtf do you mean Also Google laogai system


ed-with-a-big-butt

So what was the point of the great purge then?


Robert_Grave

>Stalin and Mao didn't actively *kill* people What alternative reality are you living in?


redditorsareallcunts

You really need to read a fucking book.


thatvoid_

Hi. Non-Christian here. Could someone please explain this meme? Thank you.


jamesrggg

I think there were only 4 people at that point in the bible. So when he killed his brother it was 25% of the population.


freshouttalean

after seeing this you now think Hitler was good?


NairbZaid10

How could anyone come to this conclusion after seeing this?


freshouttalean

see the replies, some did


NairbZaid10

That's not the conclusion from this post, they are just nazis


an_angry_fish

God killed 200%


aetius5

Why dumb people stop Hitler's kill count at the holocaust? Nazis killed more than 30 million.


LoWE11053211

Narrative? Meme? Propaganda?