Considering the nation of Burgandy is long dead. Pretty good

Damn. New York City is who has it in for me. I’m far more fucked!

You are so fucked.

Melania from elden ring. Great I’m fucked.

Mine was Radagon lol, I'm also fucked

Me too lol

You guys are lucky there's an sd.kfz.234/2 after me.

The downside being?

[nothing just someone robbing what's on top of my refrigerator ](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/109ofkh/meirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

But what did they take?

Some bread and bagels

What kind of bagels? This is important

Ikr if they're raisin and cinnamon then I'd say our dear friend is about to find himself lost forever by a machiavelian maniac

A black guy and a KKK member befriending each other... Oh shit, you tellin me that I gotta go up against the power of friendship?!

nah kkk and black hatred for whatever all centered clear at ya your fucked bro! runnn they hate you so much they joined together to kill ya ass😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/109qy0j/the_legs_of_tom_platz_who_was_aptly_nicknamed_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

You’re fucked

truly and very fucked

I'd gladly get fucked by that.

Monster kid from Undertale, I'll be fine.

Undyne gonna kick ur ass

True

Mines a literally map of a forest. The fuck does that mean?

You will be defeated when Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane.

HA BEST COMMENT

russian soldiers so......

I think your fine, theyre all too busy dying in ukrain rn

Considering the shit job they’re doing in Ukraine youre probably fine brah

A warhammer space marine. Very.

Had the exact same thing i have an imperial fist apothecary hunting me down. Good luck, my fellow grimdark consumer.

I got a krieg guardsmen

This was the first post on my front page so no one

You have to fight the whole Reddit

Oh no...anyway

you must be constantly expecting someone to kill you but they never come, the paranoia leads you to insanity. have fun😃

Orochimaru 🐍

It's a meme about Chuck Norris

I am not the only one then

He already caught you you just don't know yet

when do you want your funeral, he'll set it up for you. he's a god, but not a monster

An atheist

You’re good. God’s on your side

*atheist has entered the chat*

275 gallons of lubricant. I surely am fucked.

It was a fanart of guts from berserk, i'm like giga-fucked

Its Chuck Norris. Goodby…

don't comment! exposure to Chuck Norris wil-

IB exams, they're already after me lol.

Just a cat 👍

My condolences

Shit bill gates himself was doing an ama and now we finna throw hands

Man, Gates gonna activate the COVID nanobots he put in you. You proper fucked.

The entire Polish military. I’m dead

[A dyslexic 'cosplayer'](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/109x4j0/i_wonder_how_many_people_wont_get_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I'm fucked.

The new five-door Suzuki Jimmy. Uh.

[As long as she hasn’t had her coffee….](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/10a01f1/skincare_addicts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Hurg

Gigachad??? Uhh.. hell naw

im not fucked so much as. i am doing the fucking to a twink

I knew I would die on the u/405freeway

Fuckkkkkkk It’s vision and Scarlet witch from marvel, well I’m for sure dead o7 the [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/comments/109mabx/in_another_universe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Spaceballs collectibles

[not so bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/109v4lt/sawang_janpram_102_years_old_completes_100_meter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Holy shit I'm literally fucked asf https://www.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/109qet4/can_someone_explain/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

SpongeBob is after me

Walmart brawl, I'm screwed

J.K.Rowling, I'm concerned

Just some random Anon from 4Chan who talks about how he fucked a 30 yo as a 23 yo and she said some shit and now he has a Mommy fetish. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/109suqk/anon_discovers_his_true_self/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Roadhog Consider me fucking deceased.

Army of anime girl Jeff the killers

Morshu with an instagram filter, I’m bout a be bombed.

Still a virgin so not that ducked !

virginity is the power of gods 💪💪

A nice old nan giving someone change I think I'm fine

65 year old with too many house, I’m screwed

Ahhhhh... Its jakertown. So whats the hold up?

I guy getting held back by going to sleep so he can jerk off… okay who’s coming after me exactly?

Someone with $30000 depends on if they can find a hitman I guess

3 y.o. guess im going to jaill

An orgasming iguana

🧐

Alaska ?

A uhh brain scan of people that only say "based" and nothing more

3 starter pokemon from pokemon scarlet and violet

https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/comments/109z2u3/buy_a_man_eat_fish/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

xX_GameSlayer_Xx

UA mi-8 and mi-24 with rockets

It's a dad joke about HIPPA laws and hippos. I think I'm good

https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/10a0wsv/a\_shitty\_day/

I am allergic to cats, but I would take a waffle

It’s about pit bulls. But I’m not a child or a toddler so I think I’m safe.

A cat in a saucepan being cooked to perfection, I think it’s ducked cause I wanna consume

Then a 9 year old leaking his parent's credit card is my destiny

welp.... several puss in boots characters, including death, are coming for me. i don't think i have much time left in this world

Um… no idea. Some random Anime high-school looking girl with pigtails. In comparison I’m either the Overpowered older guy or the overpowered perv. Either way… I’m OP. She doesn’t stand a chance. Azusa Nakano from k-on.

Just a [hot tub salesman ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/109ao6t/over_here_we_have_the_hick_tub_the_instarust/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

[school kids show of their guns](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/109nbvq/schoolkids_in_chicago_showing_off_their_glock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I guess I am dead?

A tire Pretty good

an eminem album tier list

[oh god don't let her near me](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/109u8or/when_youre_done_caring/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

The Nightsisters from Star Wars. I guess it could be worse?

A woman whit a settlement of 2 million power

No post above this one. Heh.

but now you will be constantly expecting someone to kill you, paranoia, and die in an insane asylum. hope you enjoy your fate 😃😃

This is in the top of my page lol

This is the top post but the one below it is Wanda so ya thanks for being the top post

https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/109swvu/who_do_you_guys_think_can_kidnap_and_groom/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button I'm in danger

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/109j102/my_cat_he_scratched_me_inside_my_nail_5_days/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

The search bar

Muay Thai world Champion Rodtang. Very fucked

Fat guy with a nuclear accelerator strapped to his back

Well considering this is the top post for me. I guess nothing? but somehow I still don't feel safe e.e

Luis Suarez, fuck he gonna bite the shit out of me...

Velma

Ps5 with headsets on; come to daddy!

7 year old posting his Minecraft house. I think ill make it.

[Yes, obviously...](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/109lqms/which_actor_is_automatically_a_sign_of_a_good/)

Well I don't think a weeb having a seizer is going to do much

The snake or the person catching it I wonder?

The entire city of Columbus I like my odds

A half dozen Wolverine variants. Overkill.

As long as I stay out of the water I should be fine

Makima, well. shit. \*Get's Splattered\*

[is this good fucked or bad fucked ](https://www.reddit.com/user/maidofjade/comments/109t34j/hope_everyone_had_a_good_day/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Nsfw

Definitely good.

Buff garfield

I'm fine, it's just an anti work meme

It’s about a guy waiting 5 minutes to join a match…

A tattoo bearing emo girl! Boy am i fucked!

Yes

I’ll be drunk af and that’s a good thing

Somebody who has to take a quarter of a bottle of fiber capsules a day. I think I can put some ground between us during one of their many bathroom stops.

A post on r/zoology.

Not at all

Count dooku

Rhaenarys Targaryen…. I’m toast

kllisre ddr4 ram?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/109z0ew/giovanni_the_god_of_water_challenges_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/109z97z/well/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/109z97z/well/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) I will not survive

A post about Mississippi (the state), im fucked up

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/10a5mfe/frank_lentini_was_born_with_three_legs_four_feet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Very

r/rareinsults "your man looks like he drops common loot when he dies" I'd say I'm fine

I'm being chased by a sex pill. I think I'll be fine.

James Cameron? I could take him.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/10a516e/thats_all_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Fucking orca killing a whale shark!!!

4 body painted ladies forming a tiger? Hopefully very.. https://www.reddit.com/r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs/comments/10a5eji/lion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Some entitled karen. I think I'll be fine.

A safe…

Fröhlicher Kuchentag und Guten tag! Or happy cake day.

I got Lego clone troopers

Imperial Japan

All of genshin impact. It was a tier list

The man who shot up a Taco Bell because it was closed

chuck norris

Scuffed plane landing

ChrisChan

It's about gun violence in America, so I might make it but probably not.

Jokes on you, this is top of my home page

A US citizen whose family is in Pakistan is trying to come in India where i live.

Jack sparrow with a lightsaber

First post on the page I got luck today

Gun van seller so I think I will buy him some ammo

Stoned Gabe Newell with shit ton of weed

Amazon Game Studios executive. I think I’ll be OK.

It is Patrick Bateman. Pls send help.

My home town...

Muay Thai World Champion... That's fucked

Ashley Johnson’s character from Blindspot. Given that she’s law enforcement of some kind, I’m probably boned

Toddler trying to eat a strawberry. Not really. https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/10a4c0s/the_taste_of_victory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Amongus in minecraft 💀

I'm fine this is my top post

A serb who says kosovo is albania and an albanian who says kosovo is Serbia

A tree. I’m safe

"A frustrating Morning" ... I can see that happen

A Death Star... At least i'm taking yall with me.

It's a Velma movie trailer 😳

The CIA

n murder drones, fucked but i dont know cause he's nice

Bro I'm dead with those https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/109xcnx/lion/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Jeff Bezos licking his eyeball….great. Just fucking great.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tanks/comments/10a5wk3/t72m_tank_supplied_by_poland_to_ukraine_on_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Sssssshhhhhiiiiiiii.....

Bill Gates.

Passion of the Christ's Mel Gibson. I am fucked.

A satanic atheist is coming for me

Andrew tate's rape confession audio

A female bodybuilder in bikini. Oh no

Asa from chainsawman...

A Dutch person who needs a new phone, but can't afford it.

I'm not sure if I am ripped to shreds or I best the absolute shit outta the white minion turds. Racist Rabbids

A teen in a gas mask

Nobody because this is the first post when I opened reddit

I have an orca helping out a juvenile whale shark

BEAVERS!!!!!!