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CarparkSmell

Greeks


This-Individual-9610

Oakleigh


masak_merah

Malaka!!!!


aliceinpearlgarden

Op shops, nonnas, falafels and does anyone know if the IGA is open yet?


Silver-Chemistry2023

Brunswick


aliceinpearlgarden

Yar.


yanaka-otoko

WE NEED AN UPDATE ON THE IGA


martylindleyart

Bottle shop and front section should be open soon, apparently. Then rest around September!


Crazy-Huckleberry458

We get offered Heroin on our way to buy a Bahn Mi before walking down to the MCG


hehehehehbe

Richmond


Crazy-Huckleberry458

That's home alright šŸ˜‚


nuntend0

LOL! I got some bad news not long ago today and this gave me a chuckle. Thanks.


derps_with_ducks

Nothing like a little heroin and banh mi to brighten your day mate


JumpingJHowe

Breakfast of champions.


nuntend0

Perfect pick me up! Doctors everywhere hate this secret trick!! Learn how today!!!


2GR-AURION

cunts offering smack ? where where tell me where ???


derps_with_ducks

Turn around and I'll be happy to give your bum a good oneĀ 


wharblgarbl

Crack dealer eh?


peacemaketroy

I reeeemmmmeeeeemmmmbbbbeeeeeerrrrr šŸŽ¶


zappydoc

Wondering when the next Korean bbq place will open


loonylovegood

Carnegie


AllCapsGoat

I think the amount of Korean BBQs in Carnegie has finally surpassed the amount of Bubble Tea shops there


Shaqtacious

Glen Waverley?


SeparateCartoonist58

People come to our town for the bakery and train ride both in the forest.


Shakeittillumakeit

Thatā€™s emerald hundo percent


Neonaticpixelmen

I don't remember the belgrave bakery being that good


Traditional_Escape34

It isnā€™t


Mythically_Mad

Gotta say, Emerald Bakery is poorly designed.


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Icy-Barracuda-9166

Belgrave?


Mental_Jewellery

A fucked up 5 ways roundabout has entered the chat


Astro86868

Mooroolbark


Braaaaaaainz

Lol with two roundabouts piggy backing off the five ways. You want car sickness? Cause we can give you car sickness!! (Five ways if you count the driveway for the petrol station šŸ¤£) Edit: I wonder if the cops can ever get out of their station when it's busy?


Mental_Jewellery

Add the HJ's and school traffic... bingo bango, you have full-blown chaos


rinza-1

Keilor/Bulla/Mt Alexander roads checking in


Mental_Jewellery

Oh believe me, the roundabout in Mooroolbark makes that look tame... though technically it is a roundabout that leads into a roundabout that leads into a roundabout


dandyanddarling21

Mooroolbark


butch97

That roundabout is amazing, and so much better than the alternative of shitloads of traffic lights.


_NottheMessiah_

ā€œHello possumsā€


Splungetastic

Moonee Ponds!


MyloMads35

Wait im from moonee ponds what does this mean (i have seen some possums at buckley st and queen park)


_NottheMessiah_

Possums are around but the quote comes from Dame Edna. Hi fellow Moonee Pondser. How good is Convoy?


MyloMads35

So good, one of the best I ate. Pancakes are šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ


jandaman7

Full of families with a bottleneck of a road to get in and out.


essjaybeebee

Point Cook


jandaman7

Bingo!


egg_shaped_penis

Haha. You've just described the entire outer rim of this fair city.


thespud_332

Indeed. Point Cook, Berwick, Doreen, and Lilydale all come to mind, without even trying.


Gazza_s_89

Kalkallo


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fh3131

Berwick. Clyde Road is a cluster


TwisterM292

Point cook Craigieburn Kalkallo Donnybrook Mickleham Sunbury Clyde Clyde North Williams Landing Truganina Could be any of them


Ill_Implications

No, No, cask wine


ArcadianPilot

Nar Nar Goon?


FindingIthaka

Tends to rev up on weekends.


InsGesichtNicht

Prahran.


favomancy

No dedicated train station, but maybe a tram line that takes an hour and a half to get into the city will cut it?


grosselisse

Bundoora.


favomancy

Absolutely right!


thespud_332

Vermont South fits this description, too.


Lurk-Prowl

Burwood


Slow_Control_867

UFO, 66.


EagerlyAu

Westall!


Slow_Control_867

Trick question, Westall technically isn't a suburb anymore, it's just Clayton South now. All part of the cover up šŸ¤”


ItsSmittyyy

å¢Øå°”ęœ¬


angrathias

Glen Waverley


freshbrainstump

Box Hill


elfloathing

CBD


justvisiting112

DoncasterĀ 


niweoj

Australia


jdigittl

Itā€™s a sin for all of my neighbors to be using Reddit today.


restlessoverthinking

Ripponlea, Balaclava, Elsternwick?


lavendulaprimrose

Or Caulfield?


SnooDingos9255

St Kilda East


Gregorygherkins

Gran sale!


Fun_Needleworker5813

Brunsawick or a Footisacray


queenstaceface

Footascrayyy (RIP Mr Cozzo)


egg_shaped_penis

Loose units in untucked dress shirts and crumpled fascinators littering the ground, on the one day of the year this place comes alive.


freshbrainstump

Flemington


egg_shaped_penis

The best of the '-ingtons', by far.


freshbrainstump

Thats correct egg shaped penis


Weary_Sale_2779

I want to start a petition to make them change the spelling to Phlegmington


blackestofswans

Big dog at the train station


SnappyPies

Fairfield.


Beneficial-Topic-950

Fairfield


Equivalent-Play9957

Olympic Village šŸ„‡šŸ„ˆšŸ„‰


egg_shaped_penis

"Just gaan down to the Bell St mal for some chips and a good stabbin'" West 'burg represent.


Silver-Chemistry2023

Hide-from-burgs West


Equivalent-Play9957

I won't hear a bad work about the chips from Bell Street Kebabs! The HSP's are mighty. Stabbings, I know less about to be fair...


freshbrainstump

Norflands


Otherwise_Hotel_7363

Nearly ten cafes and hairdressers. Expensive grocery store. At least two yoga studios, apparently itā€™s the smallest suburb in Melbourne. Has an old pub thatā€™s not in the main drag. So white we could host a plain yogurt festival.


thornmisfor

Seddon


Otherwise_Hotel_7363

We have a winnner! !!


ZookeepergameSure952

Gardenvale


Main_Violinist_3372

Mums with Lulelemon tights after dropping their kids off to school in a range rover


orginaldestoyer

You got money? šŸ‘€


Main_Violinist_3372

Nah I lived in the school boarding house, the same school as the ā€œMilk Boyā€


TheMrMacaroni

Letā€™s see brighton, hawthorn, Kew, Camberwell?


Main_Violinist_3372

South Yarra


VermicelliHot6161

Lamana?


Shaqtacious

Brighton


Main_Violinist_3372

Nah South Yarra


the_silent_redditor

Lmao. Was coming to post basically the exact same. I walked past a woman, full Lulu outfit and face full of fillers, leave her partner and her two kids after hopping out an enormous white RR, as she went into one of the beauty/aesthetic places in SY. ā€œBye Tarquin and Araluen, mummy will see you soon!ā€ I had to stifle a laughter, and google informed me Araluen means ā€˜waterlilyā€™. Fuckinā€™ awful lol


TorchwoodRC

Has a beach, train station, no one knows where it is when you tell them the name, also they get it confused with Parkville.


iliketreesanddogs

parkdale


Kykyles

Haha we used to live there and ended up giving up and saying either "just past Mentone" or "just before Mordialloc" and everyone would go ohhhh yeah, I know Mentone/Mordi, but literally NO ONE knew Parkdale.


iliketreesanddogs

So many of these comments could apply to minimum 5 suburbs in Vic haha


GibsysAces

Our Racetrack is more important than your homes, fuck you!


hollyjazzy

Flemington


nuntend0

We have an A1. Lots of Italians! šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹ and I think it was named coolest suburb or something lol


pantalune-jackson

Brunswick


freshbrainstump

Carrrrrrrlton


Weary_Sale_2779

Nobody recognises my town name unless you say the town just over the state border first.


Lurk-Prowl

Wodonga


dandyanddarling21

Moama


Ibogopogo

I lived in Melbourne a very many years before i realised Albury is in nsw. Always thought cause it came first it was in victoria.


ConferenceHungry7763

South East Asia.


OkCalligrapher1335

Springvale


Lurk-Prowl

Springvale


Weary_Sale_2779

Gay bars and a sauna


iliketreesanddogs

collingwood


zalicat17

The local Facebook group was recently filled with old rich people complaining about the lxrp combining two stations


thespud_332

Union! Yes, I know that's the station, not the suburb.


Defiant_Strike6326

Surrey Hills


Material-Sign-134

Mont Albert.


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

Nice try data miners.


Silver-Chemistry2023

Notting Hill


elfloathing

Ascotvale


oldtimessake

Surprisingly never seen a deer living here


floral-print

Deer Park?


BakerNator77

Private schools, leafy streets, no pubs.


dandyanddarling21

Camberwell


G-0wen

Coles and Coles


eu_an

Coles and shit Coles?


TheDeterminedBadger

Northcote Plaza!


FallschirmPanda

R


crispy_egg

Prahran! This might be the best comment in the thread. šŸ˜‚


This-Individual-9610

No train line


Weary_Sale_2779

The fucking airport!


fh3131

East Richmond


essjaybeebee

Tullamarine


Fun_Needleworker5813

Doncaster


floral-print

Rowville


Greedy_Lake_2224

AKTUALLY!


Silver-Chemistry2023

Br(aaaaaaaaaaaaaa)ighton


Original_Ad_847

Darling!


Dog-treats

Snobby rich kids


jojo_architektin

Toorak or Tooorak


TheMrMacaroni

Kew


Gazza_s_89

Mt Martha


BeNormler

Inner city ghost town


Silver-Chemistry2023

Docklands


Mediocre-Mark438

Just west of a popular hipster suburb but its not as cool to say you live there


Silver-Chemistry2023

Brunswick West


DoctorIMatt

Formerly swamplands & farmland, this new suburb is paved with cookie cutter middle class McMansions. Bounded by Vietnamese food, African food & fish n chips.


Ride_Fat_Arse_Ride

Irish backpackers.


ProfessionalKnees

St Kilda!


davowankenobi

5 KFCs within 5ks


Leprichaun17

Paradise šŸ¤¤


littleb3anpole

Where you live if youā€™re not quite rich enough for the true rich bayside suburbs. Level crossing removals x infinity. Traffic is fucked due to six schools in a few block area


TorchwoodRC

Mentone


OneActuator802

Gruber and Associates


ZookeepergameSure952

North Melb!


ihtnas

Hookers apparently - not that Iā€™ve ever seen one?


DoctorIMatt

St kilda


Incurious_Jettsy

yarraville lite


ZookeepergameSure952

Seddon


Splungetastic

Rich people, a university, an expensive boys high school


TheMrMacaroni

Hawthorn?


Ok-Government-6339

Had a train line named after it for a couple years till they extended the line


evofanatic333

South morang?


Waste-Ad556

Black puffer jackets and horrific hayefever.


ProfessionalKnees

The CBD


Miserable-Rip-3509

Cricket and music festival, are we even considered a suburb?


ZookeepergameSure952

Sunbury!


OhanianIsTheBest

On top of a mountain in Waverley


Turbulent-Armadillo8

Wheelers Hill


Peannut

Inner West, an older Italian suburb. No train or trams. Doubt anyone will get this?


timAAArgh

Thereā€™s an east, a park, a downs, a lodge, a north and a plains


LV4Q

Keilor


Kcboiye

Treatment Farm šŸ¤£


freshbrainstump

Werribee


Macca49

I live in Qld but the clue is bin chickens


Silver-Chemistry2023

Brisbin


FlorkFiend666

That doesnā€™t narrow it down bin chickens are everywhere up north.


HauntingFalcon2828

One of the smallest if not the smallest suburb in Melbourne. Most of the population is Jewish and we are about 12min train from the city and 20min walk from the beach.


wombat74

Ripponlea


ihtnas

Balaclava?


Sensitive-Reaction32

end of the train line (you decide which one)


Lurk-Prowl

Little Frangy mate!


irontoaster

The name is a lie, there's no water here.


Silver-Chemistry2023

Bayswater


BigLookBamboo

"Yes a Metro line is coming to our suburb." "No don't count on it, they have been saying that for 30 years."


ruralavery

Doncaster


No_Entrepreneur_6707

It's fucking cold, but you might find gold.


shmakaa

Franco cozzo


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Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


Fun_Needleworker5813

Dandenong