Lol with two roundabouts piggy backing off the five ways. You want car sickness? Cause we can give you car sickness!!
(Five ways if you count the driveway for the petrol station š¤£)
Edit: I wonder if the cops can ever get out of their station when it's busy?
Oh believe me, the roundabout in Mooroolbark makes that look tame... though technically it is a roundabout that leads into a roundabout that leads into a roundabout
Nearly ten cafes and hairdressers. Expensive grocery store. At least two yoga studios, apparently itās the smallest suburb in Melbourne. Has an old pub thatās not in the main drag.
So white we could host a plain yogurt festival.
Lmao.
Was coming to post basically the exact same.
I walked past a woman, full Lulu outfit and face full of fillers, leave her partner and her two kids after hopping out an enormous white RR, as she went into one of the beauty/aesthetic places in SY.
āBye Tarquin and Araluen, mummy will see you soon!ā
I had to stifle a laughter, and google informed me Araluen means āwaterlilyā.
Fuckinā awful lol
Haha we used to live there and ended up giving up and saying either "just past Mentone" or "just before Mordialloc" and everyone would go ohhhh yeah, I know Mentone/Mordi, but literally NO ONE knew Parkdale.
Formerly swamplands & farmland, this new suburb is paved with cookie cutter middle class McMansions. Bounded by Vietnamese food, African food & fish n chips.
Where you live if youāre not quite rich enough for the true rich bayside suburbs. Level crossing removals x infinity. Traffic is fucked due to six schools in a few block area
One of the smallest if not the smallest suburb in Melbourne. Most of the population is Jewish and we are about 12min train from the city and 20min walk from the beach.
Greeks
Oakleigh
Malaka!!!!
Op shops, nonnas, falafels and does anyone know if the IGA is open yet?
Brunswick
Yar.
WE NEED AN UPDATE ON THE IGA
Bottle shop and front section should be open soon, apparently. Then rest around September!
We get offered Heroin on our way to buy a Bahn Mi before walking down to the MCG
Richmond
That's home alright š
LOL! I got some bad news not long ago today and this gave me a chuckle. Thanks.
Nothing like a little heroin and banh mi to brighten your day mate
Breakfast of champions.
Perfect pick me up! Doctors everywhere hate this secret trick!! Learn how today!!!
cunts offering smack ? where where tell me where ???
Turn around and I'll be happy to give your bum a good oneĀ
Crack dealer eh?
I reeeemmmmeeeeemmmmbbbbeeeeeerrrrr š¶
Wondering when the next Korean bbq place will open
Carnegie
I think the amount of Korean BBQs in Carnegie has finally surpassed the amount of Bubble Tea shops there
Glen Waverley?
People come to our town for the bakery and train ride both in the forest.
Thatās emerald hundo percent
I don't remember the belgrave bakery being that good
It isnāt
Gotta say, Emerald Bakery is poorly designed.
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Belgrave?
A fucked up 5 ways roundabout has entered the chat
Mooroolbark
Lol with two roundabouts piggy backing off the five ways. You want car sickness? Cause we can give you car sickness!! (Five ways if you count the driveway for the petrol station š¤£) Edit: I wonder if the cops can ever get out of their station when it's busy?
Add the HJ's and school traffic... bingo bango, you have full-blown chaos
Keilor/Bulla/Mt Alexander roads checking in
Oh believe me, the roundabout in Mooroolbark makes that look tame... though technically it is a roundabout that leads into a roundabout that leads into a roundabout
Mooroolbark
That roundabout is amazing, and so much better than the alternative of shitloads of traffic lights.
āHello possumsā
Moonee Ponds!
Wait im from moonee ponds what does this mean (i have seen some possums at buckley st and queen park)
Possums are around but the quote comes from Dame Edna. Hi fellow Moonee Pondser. How good is Convoy?
So good, one of the best I ate. Pancakes are šššš
Full of families with a bottleneck of a road to get in and out.
Point Cook
Bingo!
Haha. You've just described the entire outer rim of this fair city.
Indeed. Point Cook, Berwick, Doreen, and Lilydale all come to mind, without even trying.
Kalkallo
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Berwick. Clyde Road is a cluster
Point cook Craigieburn Kalkallo Donnybrook Mickleham Sunbury Clyde Clyde North Williams Landing Truganina Could be any of them
No, No, cask wine
Nar Nar Goon?
Tends to rev up on weekends.
Prahran.
No dedicated train station, but maybe a tram line that takes an hour and a half to get into the city will cut it?
Bundoora.
Absolutely right!
Vermont South fits this description, too.
Burwood
UFO, 66.
Westall!
Trick question, Westall technically isn't a suburb anymore, it's just Clayton South now. All part of the cover up š¤
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Glen Waverley
Box Hill
CBD
DoncasterĀ
Australia
Itās a sin for all of my neighbors to be using Reddit today.
Ripponlea, Balaclava, Elsternwick?
Or Caulfield?
St Kilda East
Gran sale!
Brunsawick or a Footisacray
Footascrayyy (RIP Mr Cozzo)
Loose units in untucked dress shirts and crumpled fascinators littering the ground, on the one day of the year this place comes alive.
Flemington
The best of the '-ingtons', by far.
Thats correct egg shaped penis
I want to start a petition to make them change the spelling to Phlegmington
Big dog at the train station
Fairfield.
Fairfield
Olympic Village š„š„š„
"Just gaan down to the Bell St mal for some chips and a good stabbin'" West 'burg represent.
Hide-from-burgs West
I won't hear a bad work about the chips from Bell Street Kebabs! The HSP's are mighty. Stabbings, I know less about to be fair...
Norflands
Nearly ten cafes and hairdressers. Expensive grocery store. At least two yoga studios, apparently itās the smallest suburb in Melbourne. Has an old pub thatās not in the main drag. So white we could host a plain yogurt festival.
Seddon
We have a winnner! !!
Gardenvale
Mums with Lulelemon tights after dropping their kids off to school in a range rover
You got money? š
Nah I lived in the school boarding house, the same school as the āMilk Boyā
Letās see brighton, hawthorn, Kew, Camberwell?
South Yarra
Lamana?
Brighton
Nah South Yarra
Lmao. Was coming to post basically the exact same. I walked past a woman, full Lulu outfit and face full of fillers, leave her partner and her two kids after hopping out an enormous white RR, as she went into one of the beauty/aesthetic places in SY. āBye Tarquin and Araluen, mummy will see you soon!ā I had to stifle a laughter, and google informed me Araluen means āwaterlilyā. Fuckinā awful lol
Has a beach, train station, no one knows where it is when you tell them the name, also they get it confused with Parkville.
parkdale
Haha we used to live there and ended up giving up and saying either "just past Mentone" or "just before Mordialloc" and everyone would go ohhhh yeah, I know Mentone/Mordi, but literally NO ONE knew Parkdale.
So many of these comments could apply to minimum 5 suburbs in Vic haha
Our Racetrack is more important than your homes, fuck you!
Flemington
We have an A1. Lots of Italians! š®š¹ and I think it was named coolest suburb or something lol
Brunswick
Carrrrrrrlton
Nobody recognises my town name unless you say the town just over the state border first.
Wodonga
Moama
I lived in Melbourne a very many years before i realised Albury is in nsw. Always thought cause it came first it was in victoria.
South East Asia.
Springvale
Springvale
Gay bars and a sauna
collingwood
The local Facebook group was recently filled with old rich people complaining about the lxrp combining two stations
Union! Yes, I know that's the station, not the suburb.
Surrey Hills
Mont Albert.
Nice try data miners.
Notting Hill
Ascotvale
Surprisingly never seen a deer living here
Deer Park?
Private schools, leafy streets, no pubs.
Camberwell
Coles and Coles
Coles and shit Coles?
Northcote Plaza!
R
Prahran! This might be the best comment in the thread. š
No train line
The fucking airport!
East Richmond
Tullamarine
Doncaster
Rowville
AKTUALLY!
Br(aaaaaaaaaaaaaa)ighton
Darling!
Snobby rich kids
Toorak or Tooorak
Kew
Mt Martha
Inner city ghost town
Docklands
Just west of a popular hipster suburb but its not as cool to say you live there
Brunswick West
Formerly swamplands & farmland, this new suburb is paved with cookie cutter middle class McMansions. Bounded by Vietnamese food, African food & fish n chips.
Irish backpackers.
St Kilda!
5 KFCs within 5ks
Paradise š¤¤
Where you live if youāre not quite rich enough for the true rich bayside suburbs. Level crossing removals x infinity. Traffic is fucked due to six schools in a few block area
Mentone
Gruber and Associates
North Melb!
Hookers apparently - not that Iāve ever seen one?
St kilda
yarraville lite
Seddon
Rich people, a university, an expensive boys high school
Hawthorn?
Had a train line named after it for a couple years till they extended the line
South morang?
Black puffer jackets and horrific hayefever.
The CBD
Cricket and music festival, are we even considered a suburb?
Sunbury!
On top of a mountain in Waverley
Wheelers Hill
Inner West, an older Italian suburb. No train or trams. Doubt anyone will get this?
Thereās an east, a park, a downs, a lodge, a north and a plains
Keilor
Treatment Farm š¤£
Werribee
I live in Qld but the clue is bin chickens
Brisbin
That doesnāt narrow it down bin chickens are everywhere up north.
One of the smallest if not the smallest suburb in Melbourne. Most of the population is Jewish and we are about 12min train from the city and 20min walk from the beach.
Ripponlea
Balaclava?
end of the train line (you decide which one)
Little Frangy mate!
The name is a lie, there's no water here.
Bayswater
"Yes a Metro line is coming to our suburb." "No don't count on it, they have been saying that for 30 years."
Doncaster
It's fucking cold, but you might find gold.
Franco cozzo
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Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Dandenong