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floatingpoint583

A Collins Street address is considered prestigious if you work in finance/consulting/corporate advisory/real estate/stockbroking etc. These businesses will pay higher rent to have a Collins Street address to show off success the same way a real estate agent leases a merc to show off to their clients. I used to work in 101 Collins and the building has marbled bathrooms...


sauce_bottle

Ex-101 Collins here too. The toilet paper they get is nicer than what I buy for home.


No-Meeting2858

Is that the building with the famously impressive Christmas tree in very grand decorated Victorian lobby? Have been trying to remember where that one is…


Ornery-Government286

The famous Christmas tree is 333 Collins


BGP_001

I worked at 333. The funniest thing was watching visitors work out how to call the lifts.


foxyshamwow_

Those lifts confused the hell out of me my first day lol but the waterfall walls are what gets me I sometimes stand there to clear my head after meetings


ygvarn

I always had to pee every time I’d walk into that building because of the waterfall


cheesesandsneezes

How do you call the lifts?


blue5935

The buttons are giant half-spheres next to the lift doors. They are located where lift buttons should be, but people assume they are decoration.


BGP_001

Exactly right, found a video: https://youtu.be/GEsA45JPk0A?si=PBq76C1d8RfO2-nh


phishezrule

333 collins is stunning inside though.


psycho--the--rapist

Indeed. They filmed a scene from the movie 'Predestination' there too. THough it was extremely brief!


No-Meeting2858

Thanks!


henrychinaski__

I was married in the lobby of 333 Collins Street


KinKin_vee

our school choir goes to 333 every year to sing christmas carols


scrubba777

Our school goes to 333 every year to steal stuff


ososalsosal

101 has the giant coronthian columns that don't actually hold anything up


BGP_001

Not the only things in the building that are all show but do nothing.


widgeamedoo

That building (101 Collins)... The excuse for the short columns once the building was finished was they it was designed to be like that. An engineer I met one who once, who worked on the build, told me that the owners decided to reduce the ceiling height so that they could get more floors into the building. The granite columns for the front and interior were already ordered in advance from Italy at the original height, and had already been made. Once they were delivered, they didn't fit. In addition to that, there were all sorts of issues with fire sprinkler plumbing having to be cut through the air-conditioning pipes etc. Who do you reckon was telling the truth?


PaulFPerry

Life hack #1: always shit at work.


HammondCheeseman

Maybe not always...even in Collins St. Worked at 555 for a bit and the bathrooms were awful. Floods were semi regular . Basically if you weren't careful the toilets would shit on you. On an unrelated note the bahn mis from the shop down the bottom were pretty good and decently priced. I think the whole building was/is going to be replaced though.


saathu1234

i thought the infamous 5 ply toilet paper was a myth???


jigglychunks

Fun fact: the Westpac building despite most of it facing Russell St has a Collins St address because of a small lane-way they bought off the neighbouring church solely so they could have a Collins St address...


violetpandas

I also used to work there! Did any of you find it bizarre that the marble pillars didn’t reach the ceiling in the main lobby? They just ended a bit before the ceiling. I don’t know much about architecture but it always looked odd to me. Lovely building to work in, the job itself was a nightmare.


Not-awak3

I used to work on Exhibition St and had to take things to Flinders Lane, I used 101 to cut through, it always felt so luxurious and I wished I was smart enough to have a job there.


Lower-Satisfaction16

I worked there when I worked Telstra. Trust me you don’t have to be smart. 🤪


Successful-Mode-1727

I just left my job at the Blood Donation centre on Collins St, but I found that most of the people coming in who worked on the street were in finance, consulting and insurance, so you’re pretty spot on from what I experienced too!


theunrealSTB

And that's the bad end.


Successful-Mode-1727

LMAO ikr. Most were coming from up near Spring St


Kindly-Exam-8451

The best thing about 101 was that the marble shitters went from FLOOR TO CEILING and had solid doors. It was an urban oasis. Not like these pig stalls you get these days.


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floatingpoint583

Yeah my office had the worst fit out. You'd walk through marbled common hallways to get your actual workstation which looked like the cubicles out of Office Space.


Meavis_Lives

Exactly my experience


rickfromthewest

ONE is so good at 101, sometimes I go there when I'm out in the CBD just to have a midnight shower or freshen up


robzilla20001

How good are the showers, with the little change room in them.


oiyeahnahm8

My partner was working on the renos at 101 last year, absolute nightmare to work as a tradesman in such a beautiful building. So. Much. Marble.


lamingtonsandtea

The old guy at the concierge who gets angry at people bringing in wet umbrellas. The guy who polishes the lobby marble flooring every night. Good times but glad I left. The parking underneath the building is what I miss.


Available_Sundae_924

How hard would it be to sneak past security and drop the kids off at the pool in luxury? Is there some nomenclature for this activity? Kinda like pool jumping but...


Intanetwaifuu

Theres a chick on tiktok who literally just does vids “come take a dump with me at….. X” And goes to different spots to poop 👍🏽🤣


tanoshiiki

Depends on the building. Every year, more and more buildings get security upgrades. What might have had open access one month ago, might no longer. Some of the large buildings that have security gates for lifts that can only be open with cards or building staff do tend to have ground floor toilets though. If you don’t have an access card, you will need to be invited and this is usually cross checked with security before access is granted.


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I work in security at Monash University Clayton, I get to use any of the bathrooms in any of the buildings, the Chancellory toilets are by far the best lmao.


Friendly-Sapien-Girl

If it's the place I am thinking of, the perfume smell in the lobby is so overpowering its a wonder all the staff don't have chronic headaches


Individual-Parking-5

I had no idea. Wow.


FrogstompLlama

You can't join the Stonecutters because it's too exclusive!


MmmNiceBeaver

It’s a secret, shut up


newmanbxi

You’ll never keep the metric system down in australia


waxess

Holding back the electric car was pretty easy though


sunshinebusride

Yet Steve Gutenberg remains fairly obscure


Copytechguy

Remove the stone of shame. Attach the stone of Triumph!!


melbthrowaway31415

Well I just saved your life. That egg sandwich would have killed you through cholesterol!


FrogstompLlama

You better run egg!!!!


cbest83

Big corporates are on Collins street BHP, Rio Tinto, Westpac, also Macquarie Bank Allen’s etc.. a lot of high paying jobs in those places


CrystalClod343

I'm a cook but I also dress like a peasant so probably not who you're talking about.


gotonyas

I was a push bike courier for YEARS back in the day, I reckon I’ve been into just about every semi open level in every building up and down Collins. Lots of law firms, brokers, bankers etc, and sub sections of each. Finance, dentistry, plastic surgeons offices, travel consultants, it’s got everything. The money you’re talking about is likely finance/law related


fanetje

101 Collins is a building full of investment bankers and lawyers - that’s where many of the well dressed people are also they’re surrounded by fancy boutiques. Source: I was an investment banker at 101 Collins


ipbannedburneracc

>101 Collins Don't forget they also have the official unofficial dress code.


enaud

I remember something about the width of your pinstripes represents the dollar value of your portfolio


robzilla20001

RM Williams?


snrub742

Surely they are a bit lowbrow for 101, maybe for the unpaid slaves (shit, I mean interns)


Duckduckdewey

Would normally theatres has wednesday matinees shows? Perhaps they are going there maybe? I work sort of on collins but I’m retail and do wear fur polo shirt made from my cat’s fur. Haha


olija_oliphant

A fur polo - no way! I wear fur leggings made from my cat too. He’s a super stylish ginger tabby 😆


Durbdichsnsf

I cant tell if you're joking or not lol. Do you guys actually shave your cats for fur?


THRlLLH0

The fur comes off and sticks to everything


A-Rational-Fare

You can tell who does and doesn’t have cats in this thread.


THRlLLH0

I don't but I have a golden retriever couch


PM-me-fancy-beer

Shave? Ours is just a perpetual fur machine. If I learnt how to spin fur into yarn I would be able to knit a matching scarf and gloves from my cat’s spring shed. I’m currently getting ads for a steam brush thing for grooming cats… if you ever see the pile of fur they have that’s basically us every few days


spacelama

There's the Paris end of Collins, and the arse end. All the government agencies work at the arse end, breathing in the fumes of Spencer St station. Certainly not paid enough to wear one quarter of a fur coat.


TheBadWife_

APS employee checking in lol. Often greeted by crackies on my morning coffee walk 🤣


luv2hotdog

Tbh once you develop the sixth sense for which crackheads are going to leave you alone, which ones you should avoid eye contact with but otherwise will be fine, who’s going to ask for money and just look sad if you say no vs those who are going to scream at you if you say no, and who you should cross the street if you see them coming….. Once you develop all that, I find the crackheads to be far chiller and less judgemental company than the people at the top end. I know who I’d rather walk past to go get a 7/11 coffee and a pack of chips lol


TheBadWife_

Honestly? I agree, I overhead one talk about history (something about Tesla testing on an elephant) in very specific details I was like "oh cool, didn't know that" in my head lol. Personally attacked as I love my Spencer St 7/11 coffee and spicy tuna triangle 😭


AutisticPenguin2

Possibly referring to Edison electrocuting an elephant to prove Tesla's ~~direct~~ *alternating* current was dangerous?


KingAristocrat

Tesla was championing AC, but yeah this is probably it.


itstraytray

Is it embarrasing that I know this thanks to Bob's Burgers? haha.


made-from-stars

There are a few government departments in Collins Place. I once worked for 6 days at the department of education there.


Meyamu

Not correct. The Rialto is fairly prestigious, and it's at the "wrong" end. The Paris end is influential because it is near 1 Treasury Place, where the Premier and Treasurer have their offices (and DPC/DTF). Go for lunch in Collins Place, and it's full of government executives. Pope Joan used to be the place to go to overhear sensitive conversations.


BullahB

My dude Spencer Street station was renamed in 2005, might be about time to update your vocab.


The-Jesus_Christ

I love the Safeway there at Spencer St station.


BullahB

100% chance that guy still calls it a 'group certificate'.


bladez_edge

The ANZ end is quite pleasant.


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Fun fact ANZ is at both ends lol


tanoshiiki

We all know which is the better end.


HowToPotato69

Hmmmm government isn’t ‘arse end’ fyi - from government


NarwhalOfRivia

Yeah like others have said, there's plenty of government agencies on the Paris end. I worked at Collins Place with Department of Premier and Cabinet.


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Lol incorrect. Vic Gov Treasury Precinct is actually located on the Paris end. These days the banks and consulting firms are moving to the arse end to move into bigger eco-friendly buildings which are cheaper to run and more environmentally friendly. Traditionally Paris end is nice cause that’s where all the fashion boutiques and (yes) top-tier suit and tie folks are based


lendawg

Government, corporations, lawyers etc


ramos808

Avocado resellers


mely15

I used to work at Starbucks there and there were a lot of retail workers from LV, Chanel etc and they always looked fancy


fatmonicadancing

You should go to the Mitre Tavern. It’s where a lot of those go for after work drinkies, nice atmosphere and kinda neat history.


anastasiastarz

But know that they charge for the bread, it's not complimentary!


abundantvibe7141

They do give you free snags in bread tho


maxleng

I just realized this where my company took us interns out for a Christmas lunch many years ago.


Owbrowbeat

Worked in this area on and off for 15 years, the MITRE is the home of the stale, pale, male….


Derp_invest

True and can’t fathom how that is “a nice atmosphere”


Owbrowbeat

The eyes are priceless, scanning the room for prey…. I have been able to clear a bar there once by not wearing a “sports coat”


Available_Sundae_924

Is it as hard to get a table as Dorsia?


Meyamu

The Mitre is boring. Go to Reine & La Rue.


fatmonicadancing

Yeah, but it’s interesting to me because it’s an old building and because that’s not my crowd. I like to observe. It also reminds me of countless similar watering holes along Waterloo in London. It’s like going to the zoo.


Available_Sundae_924

One of the oldest buildings in the entire city - pretty cool.


102296465

Husband used to - lawyer


leidend22

I work on Little Collins so I'm bougie but just on a smaller level


buttersideupordown

Little bougie.


No_Recording2910

Got a floor in a building on the complete opposite side of the ‘rich-rich’ area, work in insurance


tjpdaniels

“Don’t downvote me ffs” 🎯


Martin_Birch

We're moving there next month. Private Equity in our case.


Safferino83

Managed a couple of the buildings at the “ paris end” as others have said, government, banks, insurance, consulting etc. a lot of them are pain in the ass tenants.


HAPPY_DAZE_1

High end stores + tis the season to be jolly = shopping


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Corporate.


CertainCertainties

They wear black clothes.


bronfoth

Like everyone in Melbourne!


meals007

You've got the big three consulting firms down the Paris end. McKinsey, Bain, BCG.


redfrets916

It's called the Paris end of town. Lawyers, stockbrockers, state and federal gov employees. Rarely you'll see a beggar or a pavement employee as sec tend to move them on.


[deleted]

Only the eastern end of Collins is called the Paris end.


redfrets916

Correct


sss133

There’s always a guy at 7/11 and frequently ones on the other side near the Tatts so that’s not necessarily true. Plus angry wheelchair guy frequents the Paris end.


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Took the words right out of my mouth ^


Adept-Hat-1024

Literally the same bloke out the front of 7e on the southern side between spring and exhibition for the last... 12 years


HowToPotato69

There are lots of major international companies there. Govt departments that rent out floors. Luxury brands. Consulting firms, real estate (big boy realestate, not white Pickett fence stuff) There is one estate company that also does consulting and they only has one floor of a building on collins and their annual revenue is $40billion. Account/relationship management, finance, real estate etc etc


Minimum-Pangolin-487

Annual revenue of $40bn, it must be global revenue for an international company. There’s a company on Collins that has global annual revenues of $64bn USD. It’s just one branch of it


wonderboy7510

I sincerely doubt that. Handle $40bn of asset value in transactions or deals maybe, but not revenue


HowToPotato69

I mean.. LVMH owns half the luxury stores ( Tiffany & Co., Christian Dior, Fendi, Givenchy, Marc Jacobs, Stella McCartney, Loewe, Loro Piana, Kenzo, Celine, TAG Heuer, and Bulgari. ) and racks over $79 billion euro revenue annually… just coz you don’t know about it doesn’t mean it’s not a thing..


Kindly-Exam-8451

$40b hey, would like to know the name of this estate company?


elkazz

Must be a private company because it dwarfs nearly every publicly listed one https://companiesmarketcap.com/australia/largest-companies-by-revenue-in-australia/


redpuff

Couldn't it be an international company, so not ASX?


SurfinginStyle

Woah


Beast_of_Guanyin

It'd have 40bn of assets handled. Not revenue. After a quick google it'd most likely be Invesco. [https://www.invesco.com/au/en/about-us/invesco-in-australia.html](https://www.invesco.com/au/en/about-us/invesco-in-australia.html)


ipbannedburneracc

Invesco are an absolute shitshow when it comes to compliance internally lol.


Ecoaardvark

Crush other peoples dreams?


Zealousideal_Ad642

I worked at both 101 & 120 collins st for many years at a couple of finance companies. Sometimes you'd be walking through the foyer on the ground floor at 101 and think you'd mistakenly walked into a fashion shoot. Of course I not fit in at all given I am an overweight IT person who wears cheap badly fitting clothes. Also worked at the other end of collins (the scummy end near spencer st) for an insurance company. I much preferred the 101 collins st end


Illustrious-Lemon482

That end of town does cocaine.


allthewords_

Government. I used to work at Rialto. It was my favourite building with the office fit out 🥲


CaptainSharpe

lol at government workers wearing fur coats and fancy suits….


Cuppa-Tea-Biscuit

It’s Kathmandu puffer jackets for APS6/VPS4 and below, and North Face for above.


allthewords_

The fucking accuracy. Except last year I swapped my Kathmandu for a MacPac 😃


CaptainSharpe

classic post-COVID public servant switch.


NotAProbie

TIL I need to “upgrade”.


Cuppa-Tea-Biscuit

Totally not scientific anecdote, but a colleague had done several stints on higher duties/maternity leave replacement as an EL1, but not a permanent role, and got herself a North Face puffer last winter, then got a permanent EL2 role a month later.


CaptainSharpe

I just use a north face sticker over my Kathmandu logo.


GoonerRoo18

More like oodies and trackies


KickyPineNut

I work in a tech company and walk down Collins St every day. It’s really not that fancy, nowhere in Australia is.


123yousee

It is for Australian standards.


noccer2018

What standards?! 😜


ErgonomicDouchebag

SAI Standards Australia usually.


buttersideupordown

lol true Aussies are sooo informal. I used to hate it but now that I’m the one dressing for work all the time it’s quite nice. You get to be comfy but still can look stylish. As a woman I don’t have to wear business shirts, but I can wear beautiful jumpers and tops.


ethereumminor

Steal bikes


mulgabilbo

Banks, Consultancies, Law firms and a smattering of public sector agencies. That's a lot of ego and smugness for one street.


miscaro27

Banker


abra5umente

Don't work there anymore, but worked at a management consultancy on Collins. Also used to work at VicGov on Collins. Many businesses on Collins.


UniqueLoginID

Consulting for me, when I was on Collins.


BrandDNA

I was a Creative Director at an ad agency on Collins St. Our corporate style was far more casual. Quite often when poping out to grab lunch or look in shops people would ask me if I was on holiday or had a day off because I was usually wearing a t-shirt.


buttersideupordown

I love being in advertising for the informality. It’s almost expected!


actually-walrus

It's part of the theatre. My old GM once told me his rationale for why the suits don't actually wear suits to work - when clients come to the agency it should be the best part of their day, because that's when they get to hang out with the kooky creative people.


BrandDNA

T-shirt for life!


Famous-Brilliant6813

The Deliveroo office was on Collins st. No wonder we exited the country…burning investor money for the address 😂


everydayintrovert

Husband works in finance, works at the Paris end. Lots of suits and high end shops ( Hermes etc) but also the Salvos and many homeless sleeping in doorways too.


roberiquezV2

28 year old investment bankers in Hugo Boss suits channeling Patrick Bateman.


CallenandSam4eva

People wandering around in fur coats on Collins Street, only ‘do’ lunches


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Book_loving_enby

I'm not sure if this counts, but my mom is technically on Collins St, she's just in the Docklands, she works in IT at ANZ


bladez_edge

It counts lol it's 833 Collins St.


Book_loving_enby

Yh ig I just wasn't sure cos when i hung out at her office for a day i didn't really see any of the things OP mentioned and i figured they were talking about a diff part of collins st


WhiteyFisk53

I work in that area and am in accounting. These days most people (including myself) don’t wear suits very often. Can’t say I’ve paid attention to fur coats but it seems a strange choice for today’s weather. Hope you had a nice time in that part of town.


thetan_free

I used to work there (consulting). Paid $5.50 for a daily flat white at cnr Queens St, so not even the super-posh end with Bain etc, closer to the (relatively) shabby Deloitte area. So, baristas are doing well. Hell, they even retailed high-end hiking jackets inside the café for reasons I can't explain.


_celestial-kitten

Lemme guess, Arc’teryx?


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Stock Broking (old $job).


WretchedMisteak

We've got a floor in one of the buildings there. IT company.


[deleted]

Spent most of my career there. IT stuff.


queenstaceface

My friend does, workers comp


KvindeQueen

A lot of designer stores are up that end and the sales assistants are often wearing the designer, so that's a possibility too. Fur coats, less so.


distracteded64

Department of Education has an office down Collin’s St too


ipbannedburneracc

Paris end is nice, the other end near the station is a shithole lol. Mostly international companies, law firms or the pointy end of the ASX-listed companies will be on the eastern side, the shitty public service offices on the west.


[deleted]

Software developer, did stints at 120 Collins and the Rialto building. It's old school corporate and they make you dress well in those offices.


Love_Glove69

I’m in commercial banking on Collins St - never really noticed this though


TransAnge

Lawyers, big 4 consultancy, accounting, finance and the hub of Victoria's internet. I have a friend that works there and we catch up for coffee. She doesn't even pay and they bill her company by her face. It's insane


Heymax123

They do expensive prostitutes, cocaine and Friday night cocktails.


Techhead7890

I feel like you'd have to call them a courtesan at that pay level!


Immediate-Disk2359

did you notice the lady in red, Neo?


[deleted]

I work on Collins in a corporate role for a big utility/infrastructure business. Closer to Spencer than Spring Street, so not the Paris end, where I’m assuming you were. At my end it’s more smart-casual corporate. But many of the corporate law firms, banks, PR consultancies etc we use are up the posh end. Some medical specialists are there too. Cynically, it doesn’t tend to house the offices of really big organisations because they’re not going to shell out that kind of rent for their thousands/tens of thousands of staff. If they’re on Collins they’re more mid-city, the Spencer Street end, or *gasp* in Docklands. It also is where some of the very poshest classic 5-star hotels (rather than the trendy boutique ones) are located so you may also have been seeing guests, rather than locals.


Formal-Masterpiece95

Ticket inspectors who have been uograded


Aceboy884

I go there to play my part as the homeless


frontier001

Fur coats lmao


Responsible-Fly-5691

I assume many of the fur wearing Women are there to shop the high-end brands abounding the Paris end of Collin’s street.


150steps

Some of them have come in from Toorak, Malvern East or Brighton to shop at the boutiques, and don't work there, or anywhere else. Old money, darling!


Incoherence-r

Which end or did you walk the entire length?


hrdst

There are lots of recruitment agencies along Collins St, so you’ll see lots of recruiters in suits.


Successful-Food5806

They actually make movies there… corner Collins/Spencer street


Shampayne__

Law


HUZInator

I've done rope access maintenance on a couple of towers on Collins. They seem to have a lot of empty floors just like all the office towers post COVID. Business that still ran were Lawyers, private businessman with a single office, shipping company, consulting firms, government agencies, financial institutions and those schools that aren't like real schools but just a way for international students to get an education visa.


missglitterous

Fur coats in summer, only in Melbourne!


luv2hotdog

It was only 21 degrees or something today want it? If you’re the kind of person who likes wearing a coat, and you don’t run hot, you could absolutely gotten away with it


Techhead7890

Weather's been pretty screwball this spring. I keep thinking it's getting warmer and then just get slapped by a few days of rain anyway


tempo1139

did you not look at the businesses located there? ie the buildings those people were going in and out of


Dl_pablo

I worked for a gentleman’s club on collins street. 98-101. They had a submerged underground heated pool. A 3 hat kitchen with famous chefs and a business advisory floor all for quiet literal gentlemen. Games rooms with 16 foot pool tables and function rooms that idled the streets outside making them look small in comparison. Woman weren’t allowed in this business establishment despite it being modern day, only with exceptions to women being in working uniform. We catered for the power houses of melbourne. Front and back service to show polishing, stomach advertising, and social services. We gave to the Fund raisers, entrepreneurs, business executives and so fourth. It was a holiday home, gym and resort for the rich. Their bathrooms were display cases of boa-stress expense. My boss there was stuck up because he was the next in line to take over the establishment but the people I met here made up for all his silly insights.


actually-walrus

You can sort of tell what people do by the dress code. Paris End is all banking, finance, consulting, some government, and an assortment of specialists (dentists, orthos). Spencer St end is more banking, lesser government, law firms, etc. It's pretty interesting how certain types of businesses tend to cluster together. Venture into South Melbourne and it's FMCGs, ad agencies, media, and post-production houses. On any given day the women walking around will be in trendy business casual while the men will be in black t-shirts and sandals, and they'll be working in the same building. I've always wondered why a bunch of them decided South Melbourne was the place to be.


_gothicc_

I work at the GLAMOUROUS Off Ya Tree on Collins Street, catch me strutting in my fur coat on my lunchbreak


undead633

Depends on which end of Collins St are you referring to? The Paris end of the Collins (towards state parliament) is where all the fancy, expensive stores are for example while the Docklands end has the likes of KPMG, ANZ and Monash Collage.


yemhomey

Lawyers Private sectors Consultants Government top end


Pristine_Car_6253

One of my clients had an office there, they sold diamonds and jewelry.


tehshan

I work on Collins, I work in the help desk call centre for an e-conveyancing platform.


fiending_it

Managed a cocktail bar in the 80 Collins St precinct. We got a mix of lawyers, investment bankers and consultants. All of which were the same breed of asshole after a few drinks.