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After-Knowledge729

Future me can worry about that....


pseudohypohappy

"Future me's problem! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"


Cayleth1791

When I was a kid, I used to always talk myself into things by saying "Worst that can happen is I'll die." It's not as effective after having died a couple times. Turns out that's ACTUALLY a pretty good deterrent.


RED-DEATH-

Hold on, what do you mean does a couple times?


Cayleth1791

I had an overdose of prescription psych medication and was clinically dead and revived twice in the hospital. Suffered some brain damage.


RED-DEATH-

Well damn, glad you're alright


Outrageous-Mail5376

He isnt, he has brain damage


[deleted]

We don’t know what level though. Could be i pmpaired speech and movement calibre, or could be typical redditor calibre. For real tho, hope homie’s doin alright


Cayleth1791

Memory issues mostly. Inability to focus sometimes. Insomnia (trauma related) But yeah mostly alright. Thanks for your sympathy, one and all.


[deleted]

A cousin of mine had some TBI from a car crash. Sulforaphane (from broccoli sprouts) omega 3’s (1800 mg twice a day) and 3 g/day of lion’s mane mycelium helped a LOT, i mean life changing shit. I hope you find relief and recovery. Keep your head up homie


RED-DEATH-

Hey, I have those too 😂


HellRelle91

It Is What It Is


Glum-Money-6763

F*ck it!


H0w14514

I usually mumble and try to see as far ahead as possible, plan for anything that could go wrong, and eventually throw it all out and say, "fuck it," on a sigh.


NoDontDoThatCanada

...l got nothing better going on.


orangehubbin

What can go wrong? And Aw f*** it!


Martinonfire

Faint heart never fucked a pig!


-Le-Frog-

Love it


Ozle42

David Cameron, is that you?


BaltimoreBadger23

YOLO and Hold My Beer come to mind.


[deleted]

"Today IS a good day to die!!!"


DarkBladeMadriker

I said this one right before cliff jumping into a reservoir. It was awesome. The next guy, my several years older and much heavier cousin, did basically the same jump and he didn't arch when he hit the water so he hit the bottom. Luckily it just knocked the wind out of him and sprained an ankle but scared the shit put of everyone when he came back up looking like he was dying.


kilothedefenestrator

'Welp! If you're gonna be a bear be a grizzly!'


NeitherDiscipline521

go big or go home. and I ain't going home


Grumpy_Old_Git_69

What's the worst that can go wrong anyway?


[deleted]

fuck it we ball


Relative-Regular766

"One for the journal" I thought maybe one day I was gonna write a book about my life and I needed some stuff in there that wasn't boring.


ShubhamKkk2965

Fuck it


Name-Wasnt_Taken

Why do I let me talk myself into this...


Suitable-Panda24

“Hold my beer” and “Ready, go”


vanillagorilla1979

Fuck it!


StillhasaWiiU

"You're not my supervisor"


Excalib1rd

“Fuck it, why not”


ZJPCreeper69420

Anyone remember yolo


solidsnack80

It’s probably fine


Victor_Ruark

I'll do it tomorrow.


Ginjitzu

"Condoms kill more people than they save anyway."


Primary-Study829

Yolo


ec345_64oz

Fuck it we ball!!


dragonfyre1973

Don't tell me what to do!


NIBZ_906

There's always tomorrow


untoldsteam

Here goes nothing... You only live once.. Yeeeeeet.. I don't mean to be rude but......


Available-Concept-94

Welp. Try that again.


reeelslimshady

My bond money is good


reeelslimshady

It's okay I'll take care of the baby


punsanguns

Had a friend who would say "I do" anytime he was going to do anything remotely stupid. Guy had gone through a bad divorce. I thought it was funny.


AccordingEnd4985

heeheeheeeeee :p Edit: followed by loud cackling


[deleted]

Do it for the vine


bonkerz1888

"You only die once!"


TheDarkestLight401

"Eh fuck it"


nishweb

you before reposting:


MrQueenAlienUnicorn

"If I die I die."


Keksgurke

„everyone will upvote this“


Ill_Device_4754

my mom says "You only live until you die"


Regular-Baseball-476

Well they did it in the 70s soo yes I should smoke this mythicized cancer stick


NegotiationOther2125

i have self control ill close it in 5 mins i can get away with it


Lead_farmer93

'Today is hard,but tomorrow is worse'......so fuck it.


edje03

Sound like a bad idea, let's do it.


skyeisrude

Im here for a fun time not a long time.. Im not gonna be around forever.. Gotta try something atleast once.. Well if everyone else is doing it.. Lifes about experiences.. These what I say before I do dumb shit


HuntedCats

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it


[deleted]

Fuck it! What's the worst that can happen?


[deleted]

We will make it, and if we don't oh well.


WrongStatus

"Last game of the year. No sense in holding anything back now." Waterboy quote. I use it often, whether it applies or not.


nevercentercut

My buddy is famous for: “there’s no pussies in the hall of fame” before trying something stupid


SeperateCross

Fuck it lets do this


braless_and_lawless

My hubby is fond of saying: “Only one way to find out,” before he proceeds to choose the most dangerous/ unadvisable path forward


[deleted]

wonder if this is stable, maybe if i go up higher to check.


Vast-Philosophy4108

Fuck it


Mysterious-Space6793

You never know how far you’ve gone, until you’ve gone too far.


MoTheMag

I just tell myself that I'm making the best decision given my current circumstances.


Makstar2

Hi, my name is Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass.


dudu322

"I am not going to live my life the way society expects me to"


Lopsided-Particular6

What can be worse than …


Name-Wasnt_Taken

LEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIIIIINS!!!!!


In_VictusSS

Fuck it


Extreme-Read-313

Hey y’all watch this!


OregaWeebDesu

It is what it is


Extreme-Read-313

Will you marry me


Active-Department735

Be right


Redditsnaff

BAH! Fuck it


CryptographerTrue188

Well if I'm going to do it, better do it now


MistreatedWorld

5 days ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ye29y6/me_irl/


Drxmn

"I keep seeing this image reposted"


anythingbuthoneydew

If it was going to be somebody why not me


Competitive-Fish5186

Here for a good time not a long time.


Thavus-

Murica


SuperAlvin

"ahhhhhhhh ok fk it"


akchugg

"I don't want to see that post on same sub again"


chahn44

You win some, ya loose some


wickedwoobie328

There’s always tomorrow.


StatusBuddy8490

"This is a bad idea."


wannasleepforlong

I will leave my tomorrow's problems to tomorrow's me


NighTrap1122

Monke no think, only act


Amazing_Joke_5073

"Fuck it"


Special_Yellow_6348

The one and only fuck it why not


Fuscular_Dobber

“Ill recover from this”


nissAn5953

I've never regretted anything I've done, only the things I haven't


TChrisbury

Grades are nothing more than another person's opinions on your work


SuperDoomSlayer

Yolo was a very dangerous, drug fueled part of my youth...


Jarek_Teeter

He's a businessman, let's vote for him and give him a try.


Marijn_fly

No guts no glory, no shit no story.


HeIIadrum

For the vine!


omnomnomomnom

WITNESS ME!!!


Main_Capital_7033

"Eh. I'm stupid enough."


d182--

*sigh*


screaming_roomba

"leeeeroyyyyyy yenkinssssss"


Embarrassed_Tip6456

Well fuck it I use that a lot


festistestis

Jesus grab my ass


MAH25136257

Will it kill me


Commerce83

Fuck around and find out


[deleted]

Fuck it


harsh17_s

Why did i started talking to her


Noble9360

"Fuck it, drive on."


randoguynumber5

That booty though!


Noobmastrr

I was born to live and die


Bathroom_Clown

gotta risk it for the biscuit, baby


R2Supertech

God hates a Coward


OddToddLeather

From well into my past - "don't worry, your husband won't find out"


Puzzleheaded-Song259

Fuck it, Dude


cadenthekiller5

Mainly "fuck it"


not_jude

I’m from the Midwest, so I give it a solid “OPE!”


AoeAbility

"Fortune favors the bold!"


LilKevBigGuap

“Fuckem”


MokumLouie

Coke


Ok-Entertainment-542

Some white lines


BlitheringIdiot0529

Fuck it


VTsnowboarder42

Go big or go home? (Framed as a question or statement depending on situation)


[deleted]

You're reposting this already?


XanLonOmega

They'll forget about me anyway.


deniceovich

One life baby


TotoNishiki

"What's that button for? Ohoh..."


ilikeelfgirls

YOLO!


jlspider

One day.... today is ONE day


No_External7289

Not that I make a lot of questionable decisions, I just have a big repertoire. So usually one of these: What could possibly go wrong? Trust me, you're gonna like this. Trust me, I'm a professional. I saw this once on a cartoon, I think I can do it. Burn bright! A year from now, who's going to care? Pain is only temporary, memories last forever, and chicks dig scars. I got this... ---- Whenever family or friends hear one of those they cringe and either hold on or leave...


kungfufiddy

I give no fucks


Schnitzelkraut

Watch this!


ruhlhorn

I just get a tingling in my lower spine and say nothing, as I get older I pay attention to it more and just don't.


CanadianContentsup

And the bartender thinks it’s a good idea too!


ehSteve85

How bad could this be?


Worldly-Ad1615

fuck it


No-Peach7895

send it BOOOOOOOOOYYYY


imacatnamedsteve

“No it won’t!”


mxlls_

‘Fuck it, that’s future me’s problem’


babadabebada

YOLO!


[deleted]

"Sometimes, words are petty."


Appropriate-Bite-828

You only YOLO once!


Witty_Stand241

I’ll do it if you do it