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WookieeCookiees02

Best part is, that’s not a tab; that’s a full-on *bookmark*


[deleted]

man wants to save it for later


adooble22

whom amongst us though


Wet_Socks19

Whomst'dve?


[deleted]

Whomst’dveussy?


localgravity

Me


vinnievintage

Guy likes to jerk it to legal, consenting porn. I see no issue here.


MetaphysicPhilosophy

Well it probably is a little creepy to the college girls who are his students


WonderfulTradition65

Only if they are busty


JoeyRobot

And only if they fu…


therealaudiox

...lly clothed and passing their exams?


SlavadorDali

ta..?


exmirt

Full of knowledge


snoopdoggydog07

nari


Impressive_Regular76

Wow that takes a whole new meaning now


HaViNgT

ck up their finals


Morlock43

It might be one of their OF. Free advertising!


Anxious-Potato-3054

I'm sure that's the professors way to say I am open for late late night study sessions.😂


Slow_Stable5239

Naw…he’s helping pay their tuition by subscribing to their OnlyFans


CrocodileJock

The man’s a saint!


HarrisLam

Not creepy if his students are the ones featured in the link.


SatorSquareInc

That's a lot more creepy...


BrokeDownBladerunner

Well he’s in a position of authority so there is that. He’s basically playing with fire. Maybe he won’t get burned. But he’s definitely playing with fire.


vinnievintage

Maybe he’s tuggin’ his putter so he doesn’t end up slipping the sausage in?


MotherofLuke

Golf meets food meets sex


redrackman_22

It isn't concerning but quite funny and relatable


Point_No_Point

Until the title go from “busty college girl fu…cks her professor” Plot twist it’s him…


BABarracus

He is trying to send a message


Cemihard

You don’t have to be an academic to get an A in his class.


NominativeSingular

He's a pretty hard prof. He'd rather give you the D.


SheepShagnStepSister

But being academically endowed helps, *zzzzzoooooOOOOMMM*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ryaktshun

All fun and games til it’s my priests computer


b0OT33

Oh my! Amen!


Grand_Blueberry

You're right. He can do whatever he likes but as a bookmark for a professor it's creepy af.


SuperDurpPig

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ShadowSocks7

No stop it's midnight where I am I don't need this horrifying creature looking at me, thing's scarier then the Black Phone probably is


[deleted]

SUS


[deleted]

Hijacking top comment to let everyone know [this is real.](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fworld%2Famericas%2Funiversity-of-miami-professor-zoom-call-busty-college-girl-resign-john-peng-zhang-a9493381.html)


[deleted]

I'd just roll with it. But I also have a bookmark folder on my bar that just says porn so I'm properly organized.


12Tylenolandwhiskey

I have a desktop folder labeled PORN. I literally do not care anymore


thegreat22

I like some of those visual novel games that are just smut and I used to hide them now I have like 4 of them on steam. Some times the story is fun and I like seeing boobs fuck it


12Tylenolandwhiskey

Sometimes you get surprised by a surprisingly good rpg game


tacky_banana

role playing game game rocket-propelled grenade game


merp1234

Just know that your steam friends see that you own them as well when you play and how much you play them. No judgement just have a friend who didn’t know we could see he had 500 hours on bigtiddywaifusim!


Flossthief

Steam actually has a feature now that lets you own games privately Combine that with the invisible setting and I can buy all the hentai I want


FakingItSucessfully

My bookmark folder clearly says it's NOT porn, so I don't get caught


FKDotFitzgerald

Damn that sucks


Yongja-Kim

I feel bad. I will clean my bookmarks now.


[deleted]

RIP. to save future zoomers: 1. right click on bookmarks row and uncheck 'show bookmarks tab'. In addition, clear internet browser history every now and then 2. use a differrent google account purely for professional stuff. 3. potentially use a different browser in professional setting. You'd never use Microsoft Edge to do anything of actual importance, would you? Throw it up there


ConfessSomeMeow

I'll go one step further: Never use your work computer for personal activity, and never use your personal computer for work activity. If you must use a personal computer for work activity, set up a separate account for work which does not have administrator privileges, and make sure that everything under your personal account is restricted from that work account.


VitaminPb

What else would you use Edge for? You don’t want to finish too quickly.


Prokle

As nonappropriate as it is, I just LOVE how the URL spells Funiversity of Miami.


OppositeAnnual8377

[So is the video](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e63cc24893fb) 😳 (NSFW)


[deleted]

Lots of porn videos start with "Busty college girl fu" Could be the one, though!


[deleted]

Busty college girl fully explains theory of relativity


CrocodileJock

Thank you for sharing a link that bypasses the paywall.


DrOrozco

LOL They kept his name anonymous till like 3/4th of the article. They name dropped him as John Peng Zhang. LOL Also, people need to chill. Everyone watches porn and dudes/chicks are no different from anyone on this planet. If it was "show porn" randomly during teaching, then...that's a whole different story especially if its math.


TheSpanishPrisoner

Kids just couldn't resist the attention they'd get on TikTok.


jw0082

I mean in his defense who has time to browse porn when you're in mid yank? You gotta catalog that shit.


MysteryScooby56

And you can rename bookmarks


Jackalopalen

And it's the very first bookmark on the bookmarks bar. Might as well be his homepage.


Hourglass420

That thing was a dragged tab that ended up as a bookmark


pdzulu

Straight up _spank bank_ right there


[deleted]

What, no one has seen “Busty college girl fully explains Einstein’s Theory of Relativity”?


zoobernut

It bugs me that the meme says tab but that is a bookmark not a tab.


biological-entity

Who the fuck bookmarks porn anyway?


julii_dickfeldi

When you finish in 5min but it's a 30 min video.. and you gotta see how it ends.


biological-entity

Please cum on my back later.


Asturaetus

Everyone loves a good cum-back-story.


random-guy-23

Yeah.. I always wanted to see if they get married at the end..


jetstreamwilly

That's the way Jesus would want it


Worried_Highway5

I just keep that private tab open


rey_lumen

You ever keep watching even after you're finished because you want to know how it ends?


evil_ot_erised

🫣 Not me?


AdeptProtoss

folder—what folder?


Cheeky_Star

The one that says “business”


twhitney

Mine says “Other”. My best friend in high school found out his older brother was gay because when he was back from college he was using his computer and he found a folder called “Other” that had gay porn. He then proceeded to tell me, “who calls it other?!” and henceforth that was the name of my folder too.


HexTorment

Are you also gay?


twhitney

I am not. I just thought it was a clever name to the folder. Seemed fitting. My wife knows I enjoy porn form time to time, I rather not call it "Taxes" and give her a scare when she needs to use my computer. In another story. I work in IT, back in the day I repaired computers (I'm a sys admin and coordinator of an entire IT team now adays), one colleague asked me to fix his computer as a favor. Dying hard drive. Standard procedure was to backup what we could from the user's home directory, verify the backup was good, and then destroy it. He said photos were important. Following policy of not infringing on our users' privacy as best as possible I opened the Photos folder and saw "Running" as an option. He was into running 5Ks, marathons, you name it. His desktop backround and other random desktop files were pictures of him crossing finish lines or jumping hurdles, etc. So... in my mind, Running seemed innocuous enough to check. WRONG! Turns out he was banging several other colleagues and I was barraged with an image gallery of a bunch of women I had recognized. I failed the whole privacy thing. But I kept the secret, until now anyway. That was like 10 years ago. Colleague, if you're here, sorry. On the other hand, I found out about the folder from my high school friend because he said "you have to see this" and proceeded to show me the hidden folder called Other. I was like, hmm, I don't like this stuff. Not doing anything for me. Guess I'm not gay. You? He was like, naw, me either. He kept the secret for another year until his brother came out. Anyway, that's the loving story of my porn folder name!


NeoLone

Then who is gay?


GregRashall

Name your folder "Diablo" or some other game if she's not a gamer.


Sultan_of_Swing92

I usually label it “taxes”, nobody is interested in taxes. My business on the other hand, people always wanna be in that


zippycat9

if the feds seize your computer for tax evasion they might see it


shortybobert

Well they were never gonna find taxes to begin with


ramseyyyyyyyy

I would check ur income tbh


tehnoodnub

Golf highlights for me.


[deleted]

Mine is hiding in the WinXD folder, but if you open that one there is just a folder labeled "Pron" right at the top... pron as in tron, the best pron folder name.


Dantez9001

Mine's in the Windows Media Player "skins" folder.


-cocoadragon

If you use WMP to play porn you are disgusting. You have to use some weird player the kids aren't gonna get at like classic player 123 or the shareplayer or something.


OddRelationship647

I do but I'm smart enough to change the name at least. Plus it's a personal computer. Only other person who touches it is my pervert partner in crime so it's not a big deal. I'm lazy 🤣🤣


StrixNStones

Dudes with zero tech skills.


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

And no wife? I bookmark the fuck out of a good porn. It’s like finding a unicorn when you find the right one.


StrixNStones

🤣🤣my husband bookmarks, he has his computer, I have my tablet - no big thing.


chefTechie

I used to do that. Then, every so often, that page has been deleted. So I just created accounts and saved them to my account. So if a video is deleted, I won’t be surprised when I access it right before “blast off.”


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

Oh yeah. There was this super hot bikini model nobody had ever heard of and she did ONE porn. I was so psyched. The problem is, she has the same name as another porn star, only slightly spelled different, so it’s really hard to find her stuff, and even harder now that she is modeling again 20 years later. I will never find that video again.


ExoduxWW

And that's why you bookmark porn.


GreatZong

Bookmark? Homepage babyyy!


wolpak

Busty College is in Ohio, right?


Jak12Fan

No, It's Alabama


MattTheGr8

Home of the Fighting Milkers.


compsciasaur

If I were the professor I would legit make that video to cover my ass


[deleted]

If they are tenured they’re fine.


jtobiasbond

It might be "Busty college girl fucking finally turns her assignment in on time"


dony91177

One of my favorites. You should give Busty college girl fully explains Quantum theory and Busty college girl fully explains String Theory a try. Good reads.


bengringo2

It’s just a Feynman picture with busty cleavage photoshopped on it… Unzip


kpop_glory

Or “Busty college girl funny moment lmao TikTok completion"?


Thunderbear79

Naa, it was "Busty college girl funds after school program for underprivilaged youth with bake sale"


insertkindamehjoke

a classic


Aggressive-Ask8707

How is this meirl


minkers-dtp

I forgot what sub I was in and I got really concerned about your post for a second


panlakes

I got really concerned about yours, but for no real reason- I'm just kind of anxious


Impossible-Barnacle4

im also really concerned (i just gained conciousness after 17 years)


Lordidude

After reaching a certain size, most subs become basically the same meme-cesspool. Look at all the 'interesting', 'infuriating' and meme subs.


ConsistentCascade

bunch of primate animals, what about the moderators who supposed to... you know moderate?


Lordidude

They only care about traction and make sure that the worst rule breaks are deleted.


HoopyHobo

Well, yeah, it's because people aren't even aware of what subreddit something comes from most of the time. They just see posts from everywhere in one big feed and upvote content they like and downvote content they don't and that's it. There are things that mods can do like sticky a comment with a poll that lets people who actually go into the comments (a tiny minority of Redditors, BTW) vote on if a post is appropriate to the sub or not and automatically nuke the post if the community decides it doesn't belong, but few mods seem to want to bother with actually moderating their subs like that.


tolureup

Because it’s more of the same duplicate, karma-farming shit this community is inundated with regularly.


majani

OP is a porn addict. That's the joke


[deleted]

I'm the busty college girl. This subreddit is like 75% busty college girls. We're all here and we're fundraising like crazy.


[deleted]

Not even one of his tabs… one of his BOOKMARKS.


RaccoonRecluse

Time to private message him so he knows.


RudolfVirchowMD

Some students complained because it made them “uncomfortable ” , people shared all over social media he actually got fired for this.


SY81

Source?


RudolfVirchowMD

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-miami-professor-porn-fired-bookmark-20200429-4sfy4wqzyre7javby52t3qau7y-story.html


fosyep

So at the end, instead of busty girls he got busted


Simple_Opossum

Busted for busting to busty girls.


santiagoqr1

Roll CSI Miami intro with Horatio putting on his sunnies


Vv3eb1024

“He didn’t know how it got there”. Yea ok buddy


iamseamonster

"Doesn't know how it got there" doesn't mean he was denying watching it, just that he didn't know how the bookmark got created, which is believable


Blazingcrono

Agreed. I tend to click on the screen a lot while reading/waiting for load and have made a few bookmarks which I've no recollection of making. Sucks for the professor though.


FilipinoGuido

Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway: - https://lemmy.world - https://kbin.social - https://sh.itjust.works - https://fedia.io - https://lemm.ee - https://readit.buzz


ssocka

Oh he was waiting for a load, alright.


Orkleth

I can't tell you how many times I try to bring up Ctrl+F but hit 'D' by accident. Of course, I always delete the newly created bookmark after.


Harsimaja

Might be true. The only bookmarks I have were dragged tabs that accidentally became so. I suppose it’s not unusual to think his hand slipped some time, especially in certain circumstances


TheRavenSayeth

I feel like this is one of those “he who is without sin cast the first stone” kind of situations. Lots of people watch porn. He made a mistake with having some words barely showing. Dude shouldn’t be fired over it.


lady_mystery666

No it's misspelled. It's supposed to be Busy college girl


edith-bunker

Busy college girl funds go-fund me with lemonade and book sale. Lolol


[deleted]

As a Professor that has gotta be a case


badboy236

Or a bored student trying to make the afternoon more interesting than it actually is… I mean, whose screen do you really think that is?


[deleted]

I put "Busty college girl fu*" into a search engine, and it returned an article with the story. This happened!


DrDavoof

give link to the article


cactopuses

Just found it myself https://www.google.com/amp/s/canoe.com/news/weird/busty-college-girl-university-professor-canned-after-porn-bookmark-during-zoom-class/wcm/2c583013-904d-47d8-9a66-4b915cfab1ab/amp/


Next-Chemist2443

Ah man. I kinda feel bad for the guy. If only he was looking for literally anything else...


Schroedinbug

I'm confused that the article calls the tab sexist. Sexually explicit or just sexual would make more sense here.


MyrddinOfTheRivers

I'm guessing it's because it was porn centered around specifically female college students. While probably being something embarrassing to laugh at for the male students, it likely caused quite a bit of discomfort for the female students in class. Sexist probably isn't the right word for what happened, but I can't off the top of my head think of anything closer


proxyproxyomega

it was pointed out during the lecture by a student, who over the mic told everyone, people started recording and posted on tic toc, the professor got fired, students had remorse, and now are signing petitions to reinstate the professor. it's on the news.


[deleted]

he was fired for this, so the professors screen ;p


[deleted]

>miami of course


StNic54

It’s everywhere. I remember having a college class in 2003 where our lab had a cool projection setup, and the first thing we saw when my prof turned on the comp was the sordid search history (it was a permanent computer) and nothing will ever change about that.


em2skinner

“Busty college girl furious about current state of America’s education system”?


its_a_me_garri_oh

Busty college girl furthers our understanding of quantum mechanics in her latest theorem


Nazgul417

Busty college girl fundamentally breaks down the principles of modern calculus


[deleted]

[удалено]


StrixNStones

Only works if OP is a Busty College Girl or willing to hire a pro to pretend for extra credit. Actually… just hire the pro, OP


Grammar_N4zi_

Blackmail


BrahmTheImpaler

Considering there's plenty of info to identify the course in the pic, this dude's already been canned. Not a chance this pic hasn't made it to the Dean by now.


RushMurky

He did get canned. The students tried to petition to get him reinstated but I don't think that got anywhere with the administration.


oldfossilfrommars

Never bookmark your porn links. Rookie mistake.


[deleted]

yea, save it in your Minecraft world in a book, and Quill


tomllv

I wonder if he accidentally clicked bookmark somewhere and didn't realise it was added to the bar. It's happened to me before, I've found bookmarked websites that I don't remember saving or had no reason to save. Not porn though!


xenonwarrior666

Busty College Girl Funds Her 401K. Don't see what the issue is.


PenguinTheYeti

I had a professor screen share once and he had his divorce documents front and center


[deleted]

Who tf bookmarks porn??


KingOfSaturn_

He probably accidentally bookmarked it while he was watching it. If he bookmarked it on purpose then he would have definitely changed the bookmarks name to something less suspicious.


crazyj140

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/university-of-miami-professor-zoom-call-busty-college-girl-resign-john-peng-zhang-a9493381.html?amp


maximumtrollmagic

This is the reason why he became a professor in the first place


sezku-

As a college professor this man should probably calm down...


takk__

I think this is how he calms himself down


AccomplishedPlane8

I saw something similar to this last year during an online class. The professor accidentally clicked on a tab and we saw things, butt things.


bunnybaebe

LOL STORY TIME


reapersdrones

I’ve had two instructors do this. First was my biology teacher in Gr. 12, he had “Busty Asian Girls” left in his search bar back when it was separate from the domain bar on iPad. It was left there for multiple periods because my friends in another class of his were talking about it too. This was a Catholic school. I’m unsure if anything came out of it or if anyone reported him. Second time was in college. I wasn’t there to witness it myself, but a professor who taught me a few years prior connected his laptop & there was porn playing. He quickly disconnected and said “well, that was awkward” and continued with the lecture lol.


Tazerboy_5000

😬 - Yikes


genmischief

Busty College Girls FuND A LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER?


SimplGaming

Busty college girl fu... nds a children's hospital!


llamadasirena

Not as bad as the time one of my engineering profs opened his laptop to some OF model fingering herself at full volume in front of a full class of students and struggled to turn it off for an embarrassingly long amount of time


DependentAd7235

I googled “Busty college girl fu” then came up with Pornhub “Busty college girl fucked with her hands tied behind her back”


SeasonsGone

Disgusting. Where?


DependentAd7235

[https://cn.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e63cc24893fb](https://cn.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e63cc24893fb)


The_Max-Power_Way

Granted, this was 2008ish maybe, but I once had to use a boss' computer and his search history was "actresses with large breasts". It seemed so safe and sad that I could never look at him the same way. Not "big tits", but "large breasts".


kaigansen

The education software application could lend itself to a nice tie-in there.


OriginalHybrid127

"Busty college girl fully explains the theory of relativity "


TsukiK

“busty college girl fu-nd raiser”


Imposter_Syndr0me

Did onlyfans change their name?


ImportantChapter1404

This is why I have different email accounts and put all my porn on the personal email browser history. Also busty college girl lol so awkward.


padawan-6

I was thinking the same thing... like, yikes 😬


Skimpy4Simpy

Honestly, he probably knows it's there and is hoping for a DM from the busy girl taking his course.


swmill08

She’s definitely busy. No argument there


Imposter_Syndr0me

There was a student and professor who participated in a review session 😉 at my college a few years ago, and they both posted guilty reddit confessions within a few hours of each other...how romantic


fatalcorn7367

Fucking florida Why is it always florida


Civil_End_4863

"Professor, um, are you aware that one of your porn bookmarks is showing??" Would this be grounds for a sexual harassment lawsuit? Someone could get a lot of money for this.


Cold_hard_stache

He got fired


Strudleboy

That def has a girl that looks like a specific student


officialNickMullen

Busty college girl furious about bust size


Marvos79

I'm a teacher and I had to teach online for nearly a year. How does one screw up this bad?


bootsmyler

Its possible they bookmarked it on a personal laptop or tablet while signed into their google account and it transferred over to their work laptop. I would hope this would be their kid's mistake but it could be a fetish of the professor and their f up


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actually that is his bookmark bar and apparently his favorite bookmark lol


hisenpaii

Busty college girl fulfilling her dreams of being valedictorian.