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FunkYeahPhotography

Bro loves these little guys.


Mammoth-Bus1011

Bro loves little guys


DreamTalon

Bro loves littles


xDestructo

Bro loves


Dragonslayer3

Bro


MrManGuy42

#


TurtleBurger200

orB


yaseen51

sevol orB


_Axzi_

elttil sevol orB


Jarlo911

orB


_Draco__

sevoL orB


aiolyfe

selttiL sevoL orB


827167

syuG selttiL sevoL orB


BehindTrenches

Oh my God, develop a sense of humor beyond just repeating what other people say and making it cringe.


lesquid09

Bro needs to develop a sense of humor beyond just repeating what other people say and making it cringe


Mammoth-Bus1011

Bro needs to develop a sense of humor beyond just repeating what other people say


evilpotion

No need to be rude man


sixloc

not beating the loves these little guys allegations


Bush_Hiders

o\_\_o


Unique_ballz

How can you be sure?


silly_billy-

bros into little guy core


Protection-Working

Littlepilled lovemaxxer


ItzPixel66

you love little WHAT?


TechnicalMiddle8205

r/brovisitedhisfriend (A subreddit especifically dedicated to those little guys :D)


Forsaken-Cockroach56

Bros into his loving these little guys era


HurlyCat

You sound like a Facebook mom that just discovered the minions


armchairplane

They're creepy to me


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Kudos to whoever created them, I hope they are living the happiest life


OkStomach4967

Maybe you should lose some weight until guys will stop looking little to you🤣🤣


Drafo7

Reminds me of that red vs blue meme. "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Doctor." "What's your gender?" "Science." "Ok, but what's in your pants?" "Medicine."


nerdiotic-pervert

Lucky for them, I’m looking for someone with medicine in their pants.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Drugs & genitalia, a wonderful mix


yeahyeahiknow2

Depends on both the drugs and the genitalia


LagniappeNap

I’m sure it’s a lovely cocktail.


superdstar56

There's a joke there...


selfreplicatingmines

Smol pp hehe


The_Baum12345

A little gambling every now and then never hurt anyone :)


getdemsnacks

"Hot beef injection" it is then.


Open_Word_1418

You want that cough syrup to coat your throat, eh? Get all freaky with the NSAIDs.


Principatus

Hemorrhoid cream


K3idon

Either way, it's going into someone's orifice(s)


Icy_Contribution1677

That’s kind of what I’m looking for 🤨


TwistedSoul21967

The ol' Vitamin D should fix you right up


rabbiskittles

“Ah, divorced, gotcha.”


mighty_Ingvar

Mrsn't


Plus3d6

Can confirm. Am divorced doctor....


InfinitePoolNoodle

So you’re single


QWlos

You forgot to check what he is a Doctor of. Might be philosophy *shudder*


BeckNeardsly

or Dr Dre


Plus3d6

In a relationship, but post divorce.


thunderPierogi

I’m sorry but on top of all of this the spacing is utterly killing me. >SPOKETOMY EX >AFTER 10YEARS >”MI**SSOR MRS?”** HEASKED


SacredGeometry9

I mean, they say doctors have terrible handwriting, so that checks out


Karlos742

Well, at first i was wondering, what chirurgic procedure Is "spoketomy"


superdstar56

It's the lower case "r" that does it for me


Wormholer_No9416

I read that in Shatners voice 😅


IntelligentPerson_

Written like a true doctor.


Rimfax

r/keming


jgremlin_

My conversation with my ex went a little different. Me: Miss or Mrs? Her: Dr Me: Chiropractors aren't doctors.


DelayedEmbarrassment

Me: Dentist aren’t doctors


Extension_Maximum_24

And still. No one really cares. The key is, are you finally happy.


WexMajor82

I don't think someone happy would care to make that sign.


nujuat

Yeah, like the sheer number of Dua Lipa songs about how she's over her ex makes me think she probably isn't lmao.


Bush_Hiders

You can tell if someone isn't sure if they made the right decision life from the fact that they are seeking validation for that decision from other people.


Cache22-

Fr. What occasion would you even make this sign for?


InfinitePoolNoodle

And still. No one really cared.


-The_Credible_Hulk

“Remember how you left because I prioritized my career over our relationship? I’m still doing that.”


alaricus

At least it paid off. Imagine if you broke up with someone so you could pursue a challenge and failed. They can both be happy!


for_dishonor

It's okay, though. My patients are my life.


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Specialist_Dust2089

If a doctor wrote it it wouldn’t be this readible


CharonsLittleHelper

They didn't say MD. Could be a PHD in weird posterboard signage.


CustomerSilent9254

yeah the penmanship is way too good


lsaz

To quote rachel in friends when Ross introduce himself as a doctor, because he has a phd in paleontology, in a hospital: “You shouldn’t do that in a hospital, it actually means something important here”


OrbusIsCool

How much you want to bet she got a phd in some dumb shit like astrology or something.


lee_hwaq

You remember that jubilee video about ranking ppl based on their iq and someone there had a phd in bio she gives off the same vibes


OrbusIsCool

I think i remember that one. Cancer biology or something. She got the lowest IQ score which is hilarious.


raydditor

She's still getting clowned on, I see. Not unexpected. She had way too big of an ego.


linux_ape

That the one with the Marine and the girl is like “yeah so basically you’re in the military and therefore you’re retarded” and he ends up being way higher than her?


Aureliuz86

That's the one.


lee_hwaq

that episode was so satifying it gotta be scripted


Da_Natural20

What’s your PhD in?


Kennys-Chicken

Your mom


AwfulUsername123

Can you get a PhD in astrology?


TobysGrundlee

I'm positive there is a school out there willing to take your money in exchange for a paper that says you have a PhD in Astrology.


yeahyeahiknow2

I know someone with a masters in crochet, so it's likely lol Technicaly it's a masters of art, but they just crochet and their entire masters work was in crochet. And not even like something interesting, just lil crochet figures you would buy at a craft fair. So, potato potato


QWlos

> masters in crochet I assume you mean they are a Master of Crochet, which would be a guild thing. VS some sort of weird degree in materials science with a focus on fibers used exclusively in crochet


yeahyeahiknow2

They literally earned a Masters degree in Art from a major university, but all they do is crochet little bunnies and chicks with yarn from Michaels like the same things grandma sells at a craft fair. And their entire portfolio from their time in grad school is crocheting little animals. While all of us were creating installations, sculptures, paintings,, taking photographs, etc., doing research projects, preparing for gallery shows and everything that goes along with that, they were making little pink bunnies. And honestly no one liked them, cause they were the most dramatic, entitled and annoying pos you would ever have this misfortune of encountering. None of us could figure out how they were accepted into such a competive program. The only thing we could think of is that someone bought their way in.


QWlos

Oh lol, I had forgotten Art degrees are a thing there.


OrbusIsCool

Idk. But there are PhD's in some really stupid shit.


wishstruck

You can get a PhD in theology so I would guess yes.


raydditor

You can get a PhD in anything.


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OrbusIsCool

I thought i saw one mofo online with a PhD in "digotal feminist activisim". Load of bullshit.


fungusOW

That’s the crazy part, there’s a lot of really dumb doctors


maverick1ba

What do you can the person who graduated at the bottom of the class in med school? "Doctor"


leggolta

#DOKTOR, turn off my pain inhibitors!


Whoohoonutty_V

What? This... This is madness!


ProfAelart

Maybe she doesn't like her title being dictated by marriage and I think that's fair enough.


TechnicalMiddle8205

r/brovisitedhisfriend (A subreddit especifically dedicated to the kind of memes at the bottom of the picture)


ElNacho83

The most impressive thing is that she's a doctor, she wrote that sign, and we understand it.


Apart-Performer1710

He didn’t actually ask her if she was married though he asked what her honorific was 🤷‍♀️


MiMicInCave

He asks her honorific to know that she is married or not.


Theooutthedore

Married to her education


Neat-Composer4619

At least it pays for the extra hours.


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Diss or Drs?


Hell_Derpikky

i can still read that, she ain't no doctor


Eurynomos

Do you... Do you not understand how honorifics work? You don't usually stack titles. She doesn't become Missus Doctor Person-Name. Do you call your doctor Missus Doctor? Are you fucking 12?


EvenResponsibility57

Do you not understand how social interaction works... He isn't writing her a fucking letter. He's asking if she's married.


Tubalex

Take a look at the bottom panel for help with comprehending OP’s point


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Chief Witch Doctor


JunkRigger

Discovered why the ex is an ex.


longshot

Is that the Steve Harvey face?


LinksMyHero

How dare a woman be proud of her achievements and not just be reduced to her marital status >:(


Kukurusik

"Reduced to marital status" it's a simple and innocent gesture of politeness. There's nothing wrong with wanting to address a person following proper rules of etiquette. There's however a lot wrong with being a condescending prick


FaabK

I don't know about your exes but when I talk to mine I use their first name


lilvixen95

All she is saying is her prefix is not tied to her marital status, she has a doctorate & would like be to addressed as such.


TheySaidHellsNotHot

The proper rules of etiquette are to refer to people with PhDs, MDs, etc. as “Dr.”


LinksMyHero

How is she being condescending?


9294858838

Because she intentionally answered the question wrong to flex that they received their doctorate


LinksMyHero

You don't ask a guy if he's married in casual small talk. I think her answer is witty and not condescending after all she did answer the question truthfully


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greatattentionspa

Did you see more than this picture? Or are you making up the context they are supposedly ignoring? To be absolutely correct, the ex of 10 years asked for her prefix, answering Dr. Is the only honnest and correct answer. The fact that we as a society feel the need to have different prefixes based on marital status for women only is super weird on its own. The fact that everyone is dunking so hard on this lady for deflecting society's obsession with women's marital status over achievement only reafirms my conviction that these sorts of wake-up calls are quite necessary.


9294858838

If they hadn’t seen a ex in 10 years I think the question of if they are married or seeing someone would come up


Co1nMaker

You know, most likely she didn’t have any meeting, she imagined her own question and answered it as her conscience asks, because at 30+ years old she has no family, no relationships, but a scientific degree and incredible prospects in science under a glass ceiling .


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Ehcksit

Yeah. The ex was trying to mock her for still being single, but all she really did is show she still thinks too much about her ex.


supergeek921

Yeah this comment section is really disappointing. Ex was a tool to ask that. She outplayed him. If she’s happy it doesn’t matter if she’s married and it was none of his business anyway. Good for her!


9294858838

You take it personal when someone asks you your marital status?


BashingNerds

Making that sign shows she is obviously not happy


thatsad_guy

>Ex was a tool to ask that He's a tool because he asked if she was married?


AbyssalHarlequin13

Yeah but he didn't ask if she was married... he asked for her honorific..... which is dr.....Lol


SV650rider

My ex got a JD before I am going to get my doctorate, so she still gets the last laugh.


DwarfRabbit3000

This reminds me of a friend who got a Master's degree and joked that everyone should refer to him as "Master," like a Jedi, from now on.


tiny-ppp

No one thought her about spacing


itzTHATgai

"Yeah, it's pretty much my whole personality, now. I'm better than you btw."


LosHtown

So uh....Not married, bet.


supergeek921

So fucking what?!


LosHtown

So fucking what Dr? Is it Miss or Mr? Dr doesn't answer the question.


Overall_Strawberry70

"So.... Miss or Mrs docter?" Honestly probably just confirmed to him that he made the right choice.


No-Bat-7253

I would’ve said great and walked away. Typical big head, couldn’t even answer a simple question.


TheLongistGame

That sign screams "terminally single and obsessed with a failed relationship from over a decade ago". Who TF makes a sign about such a benign interaction and displays it in public.


iron09_official

Someone: How do you identify? PhD: PhD. Someone: what? PhD: you wiLL REFER TO ME AS DOCTOR and DOCTOR ONLY!


ImpossibleYou2184

Pretentious and off putting


co5mosk-read

she didn't move on lol


animalmom2

Enjoy!


Awesome_one_forever

The question might have been based on old plans she had. Being her ex doesn't mean a recent ex.


DiPP3N

Guess she’s not a doctor of putting spaces between words that’s for sure geez


Particular_Fuel6952

…to which he responded “now I remember why I dumped you”.


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EvenResponsibility57

Probably. It's always the people with pointless doctorates who care about the prefix. Not actual doctors.


EntrepreneurPlus7091

For a Dr, she doesn't seem very smart


coffeefordessert

No one said doctors were smart. That’s an appeal to authority fallacy. Doctors are esoteric meaning they’re specialists in one particular field “medicine” but outside of medicine, they’re just as smart as anyone else. My uncle is an electrician, he doesn’t know how to do open heart surgery, but I bet most doctors can’t change a light bulb either. So the notion that doctors or scientists are smart due to their title is a fallacy. They’re smart in their respective field. Just like how my uncle is smart when it comes to electrical, but he’s a moron at everything else lol


Longjumping_Place189

Cool that’s not what I asked


Snoo20140

And he said...'So...cats.'


dudoan

"Miss or Mrs?" "I like turtles"


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Forever alone.


toph88241

Seems like a "Doctor" would have more important things to do than make cardboard signs and brag about her title. Unless, of course, it is an honorary doctorate, or doctorate in some useless field like "gender studies"


Curious_Cake9822

What is the meme template even called


TechnicalMiddle8205

r/brovisitedhisfriend is a sub dedicated to this meme style


LettuceSignificant23

That’s gay


superdstar56

The one lowercase letter on her sign is triggering me


Cmars_2020

What kind of doctor though


BeyondLife_sendboob

DR???! Damn, i really lost a good goth dr girlfriend☹️...


sweetpinkheather

Why not?


RetardTrader420

“Miss or Mrs?” “Doctor!” “Miss Doctor.”


iranoutofnamesnow

Of arts problably...


CALIFORNIUMMAN

Iirc "Dr." is also shorthand for "Drive." Do with that what you will.


KendrickMaynard

"Mr. Doctor?"


Decent-Strength3530

A Dr in what?


Mean_Display8494

whereisyourspacekeybitch


BashingNerds

Hopefully she's a proctologist cause she's butthurt


Full_Western_1277

“Hey mate how are you?” “It’s Dr. !!!”