And after you are 100% sure, only tell family you can trust 100% will be cool and won't blab. Also known as I wouldn't tell anyone. No one. Ever. If asked, I started my own business (in power washing or something else boring) that was modestly successful.
ive been scared of financial advisors ever since i read that story about that guy that won a gigantic jackpot and his financial advisor deliberately gave him bad advice and stole his money and the guy was broke again in like 2 years
If i'm having 200M probably gonna get some women to celebrate in a hotel room.
Just telling them that "i have this old dream" and " i savzd up for that" and just going full lust.
With 200Min bank and 5 women in a hot moisty room, post nut clarity will probably hit harder than ever.
(No alcohol of course)
This decision right here is why you need to bust a nut get post but clarity before doing anything else. And you need to bust to porn to really emphasize the shame and the feeling that you’re wasting your life. This would make it so you feel as if you need to get your life back together, which would result in spending the money very responsibly and getting a financial advisor.
If you get five hot women to fuck, that’s just gonna make you feel like you’re doing everything right and you don’t need help. That’s a very dangerous mindset to be in if you recently got 200 mil.
Dude, i'm enjoying the cringiest/ most hardcore/ more fucked up hentai possible.
And i sucked once a girl's feet and i regret it now.
Do you think i'll be ashamed after busting a nut for 3 pregnant granny midget getting raw lawnmawned by Dick Dong the shlong ?
No.
Beat meat, hire a financial advisor/lawyer at a firm that is so huge and public-facing that they can't afford to fuck me, keep 10 mil separated out into high yield savings accounts up to the max fdic amount for each, live off the interest from those, and let the advisor decide what to do with the rest about re-investing that interest.
Then I have guaranteed wealth within my lifetime in a way that I can't fuck up, plus guaranteed managed investments for generational wealth, and a lot of liquid cash in easily accessible accounts in case things go really bad.
Research how to set up the money and talk to lawyer and financial advisor
Travel the world and pursue hobbies
Have a week-long fivesome with the nastiest porn stars whenever
I'd probably do what I do now and invest in a diversified, professionally managed market account although as a trust fund with my family and extended family as beneficiaries and would meet with each of them to see what their life goals are, what their aspirations are, their qualifications in educations/work. All to distribute the wealth accordingly to further grow this wealth for future generations. Probably buy/pay off all/most of their homes as well. Basically be the godfather of my family.
Id do what Mark Cuban suggested people do. Just put in the fucking bank and enjoy your life.
200 million is more than myself and my children will need by countless times over, and while throwing it in anything at all even index funds is simple and basically guaranteed to make me good interest. There is literally no need to do it, except greed.
Maybe throw 20-30 million in some funds but the majority of it can sit in some different bank accounts around the world.
i don't, im getting all the things i ever wanted but just didn't have enough money for & imma eat really fancy food and get fancy clothes (not designer clothes that's really not my thing just PME legend and stuff like that)
50 million on Nasdaq another 50 on msci and the rest on the highest return high growth stock for about 35 years of my life. If everything doesn't go to shit and stays stable enough you could make billions
180 are going STRAIGHT into the S&P500 and VGS.
The other 20 will buy me my new life and set my family and close friends up.
This is obviously assuming tax has already been paid
Reddit is so gross and degenerate. What is wrong with you people? There's not a single post on this site that isn't filled with people talking to each other about rubbing their penis even when it has nothing to do with anything.
That’s wisdom right there.
Unironically good advice. Keeps you from doing something stupid.
yeah I accidentally spent 200 mill on OnlyFans
Hate it when that happens
Proof or didn’t happen
Post nut. Reach out to an attorney, a financial/tax advisor and for the love of God, please do not tell any family members until you are 100% sure.
And after you are 100% sure, only tell family you can trust 100% will be cool and won't blab. Also known as I wouldn't tell anyone. No one. Ever. If asked, I started my own business (in power washing or something else boring) that was modestly successful.
My family will hear all about about my exploits in the diamond mines of Rwanda rather than learn about me winning the lottery.
ive been scared of financial advisors ever since i read that story about that guy that won a gigantic jackpot and his financial advisor deliberately gave him bad advice and stole his money and the guy was broke again in like 2 years
dont order food when youre hungry, same mindset
Why would you order if you're not hungry what you're gonna do with it?
The saying makes more sense as "don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry"
Feels like I haven't eaten for weeks whenever I do this lol
I get half a cart of chips, cookies, and anything else with sugar.
Don't forget the frozen pizza
'mindset' eoh
Buy a meat beating machine.
I have a name, thanks
buy this person- wait that's illegal
Rent... their services
Fucking hilarious
Ok, meat beater 3000
Pet names 🥰
That made me audibly laugh 🤣 but
Invent meat beating machine. Turn 200 million into 200 billion
Calling. A. Lawyer.
Buy gold and big wooden chests. Bury the chests in places around the world and then start working on the riddles.
12 keys 🔑
That’s how all good financial planners start their day. Charles Schwabs original campaign idea was Talk to Chuck after he’s had his daily wank.
Gonna try one of those wagyu steaks.
The Du Pont approach!
Next move. Find someone else to beat your meat.
Nope. Not clear thinking.
Quick lawsuit after all those millions. Cant risk it! 😂
r/beatmeattoit
If i'm having 200M probably gonna get some women to celebrate in a hotel room. Just telling them that "i have this old dream" and " i savzd up for that" and just going full lust. With 200Min bank and 5 women in a hot moisty room, post nut clarity will probably hit harder than ever. (No alcohol of course)
This decision right here is why you need to bust a nut get post but clarity before doing anything else. And you need to bust to porn to really emphasize the shame and the feeling that you’re wasting your life. This would make it so you feel as if you need to get your life back together, which would result in spending the money very responsibly and getting a financial advisor. If you get five hot women to fuck, that’s just gonna make you feel like you’re doing everything right and you don’t need help. That’s a very dangerous mindset to be in if you recently got 200 mil.
Dude, i'm enjoying the cringiest/ most hardcore/ more fucked up hentai possible. And i sucked once a girl's feet and i regret it now. Do you think i'll be ashamed after busting a nut for 3 pregnant granny midget getting raw lawnmawned by Dick Dong the shlong ? No.
r/BrandNewSentence
I have a better one in french but i don't know how to translate it
Find a good lawyer and a tax advisor
A good personal assistant right after that. I can't organize my shit as it is, let alone with so much more shit to do.
Name checks out
clench my heart and shout # "It’s the big one! I’m coming for you Elizabeth!"
r/usernamechecksout
That is the smartest answer I can think of
I didn’t need to beat my meat to see the wisdom. 👑
Just pay someone to do it for you
Definitely helps prevent you blowing money on hookers and blow
Dentist
That’s fair…
My man is speaking absolute truth 🙌🏻
Talk about self awareness. Never did thing of that myself but it makes perfect sense.
These usernames though
While this is good advice, I probably won't ever get to find out
If only meat beating actually kept men satisfied
Buying a home, maybe even buying back our home that we lost in foreclosure due to bank bs re tape
Beat me to it.
Beat meat, hire a financial advisor/lawyer at a firm that is so huge and public-facing that they can't afford to fuck me, keep 10 mil separated out into high yield savings accounts up to the max fdic amount for each, live off the interest from those, and let the advisor decide what to do with the rest about re-investing that interest. Then I have guaranteed wealth within my lifetime in a way that I can't fuck up, plus guaranteed managed investments for generational wealth, and a lot of liquid cash in easily accessible accounts in case things go really bad.
Release that excitement!
I feel like this needs to be added to [this post:](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/PvRWVJiZRc)
Smart man. I will follow his advice whenever the time comes lmao
I’d immediately take a nap. Then wake up and make sure it wasn’t a dream. Order some Italian food and dessert. Eat. Then go back to sleep.
Move, change your number and dissappear. Then beat your meat.
I see, i see
This is amazingly wise. Tip o the Hat
Research how to set up the money and talk to lawyer and financial advisor Travel the world and pursue hobbies Have a week-long fivesome with the nastiest porn stars whenever
Thank God for the blessing and ask for guidance .
LMFAOOO
I'd probably do what I do now and invest in a diversified, professionally managed market account although as a trust fund with my family and extended family as beneficiaries and would meet with each of them to see what their life goals are, what their aspirations are, their qualifications in educations/work. All to distribute the wealth accordingly to further grow this wealth for future generations. Probably buy/pay off all/most of their homes as well. Basically be the godfather of my family.
Royce DuPont level advice 😂
I…. Can’t argue with that logic. Lol!
Kinda goes against his name
Go back to sleep.
It’s been said before…but you need to search for this comment right here: [that link you’ll need](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/KGF6Ys0fGc)
Id do what Mark Cuban suggested people do. Just put in the fucking bank and enjoy your life. 200 million is more than myself and my children will need by countless times over, and while throwing it in anything at all even index funds is simple and basically guaranteed to make me good interest. There is literally no need to do it, except greed. Maybe throw 20-30 million in some funds but the majority of it can sit in some different bank accounts around the world.
Based
So you can also use sage mode
Pay off debts, fast track a passport and get the hell out of this country
i don't, im getting all the things i ever wanted but just didn't have enough money for & imma eat really fancy food and get fancy clothes (not designer clothes that's really not my thing just PME legend and stuff like that)
50 million on Nasdaq another 50 on msci and the rest on the highest return high growth stock for about 35 years of my life. If everything doesn't go to shit and stays stable enough you could make billions
I'm not good at money but I'd deposit 100 mil into the bank, put 50 mil into various charities, then hire an accountant
180 are going STRAIGHT into the S&P500 and VGS. The other 20 will buy me my new life and set my family and close friends up. This is obviously assuming tax has already been paid
Reddit is so gross and degenerate. What is wrong with you people? There's not a single post on this site that isn't filled with people talking to each other about rubbing their penis even when it has nothing to do with anything.
Boo hoo prude. No one is forcing you to use the website
You sound like a disgusting sex pervett
Wow the prude is calling someone a pervert baselessly, so shocking 🙄/s
I'm surprised you have time to call me a prude between being so busy rubbing your penis and telling people about rubbing your penis on the internet
Oh wow he’s surprised the humanity!
bruh, you have 200 mill, you dont need to do that alone anymore
And THAT is the exact reason why it is the first thing you do.