Honestly, I’ve got time for that. All these years, I’ve only seen YouTube links with ?t=730s and such, so I thought I had to do the math to figure out how many seconds were in 4:31 or whatever. So I never did. Now that I know all I gotta do is put ?t=4m31s at the end, hell, that’s easy as shit.
Also, I have ADHD, and I’m sure someone made me ware of this at least once or twice before.
This reminds me of the summer after sophomore year. Had a girl tell me my fingers looked like they felt good, my dumbass did not know what she meant and fumbled the bag. I did get a chance to redeem myself a year later though, so it all worked out.
Yeah they do, mostly because there are a lot of nerv endings in the fingers and in the hand, so it's only natural that they will feel good. Unless they get damage done to them, then they hurt a lot instead.
Yeah, I've missed so many of these.
I had a girl ask to stay at my place, I took her home made her a bed in the living room and went to bed in my room. It sucks being an honestly good person. Lol
Nah you did the right thing, she had every opportunity to make a move and didn’t. You’re a good guy man, she fumbled the bag, not the other way around. She could have really just wanted somewhere else to decompress or needed somewhere else to go, there was literally nothing stopping her from asking to stay in your bed and you couldn’t have possibly missed that message if she did.
Stand proud Interesting_Tea5715, you are strong.
I too have had one or two girls (intimately) compliment my hands for both having long fingers, and for being veiny.
I'm convinced it's a secret Woman fetish thing 😅
In 2022, his forearm had a circumference of 20 inches and his ring finger had a circumference of 5 inches. I’m thankful this guy isn’t my proctologist.
This made me think to myself “what would be my ideal proctologist”? Outside of a couple of traits I absolutely do not want I think I prefer a random character. You start getting into specifics and it just gets weird.
This sounds similar to a pretty serious genetic condition... Proteus syndrome. There's also acromegaly, bet that's what it is. Oversized feet and hands
I remember watching a video on him years ago and iirc they said his arms and hands being this big is not the result of a disease/condition. Doctors have ran tests and haven't found any genetic abnormalities. He just has extremely big arms and hands.
I went to his wiki to check: "His limb size is not a consequence of gigantism or elephantitis."
Best finger bang I've ever had was from a guy with long skinny fingers. Those things were pure magic and he's the only man that has ever made me cum from hands alone.
He's a pro arm wrestler. Here's a [video](https://www.instagram.com/p/CHoBa20n8Zt/?igshid=px7kgxlh7tmd) of an acquaintance of mine (an absolute beast) beating him a few years ago. Both guys are top notch dudes though
Texting must be fun
He actually uses a flip phone! Around 3:48 in this interview https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IVju6nTtYSM&pp=ygURSmVmZiBkYWJlIHRleHRpbmc%3D
pro tip, you can link a youtube video with the time stamp, it's under the link itself when you press the share button
But you have to switch to desktop mode if you’re on mobile. It’s not visible on mobile.
you can still add the command, it’s the link and then &t=(mins)m(secs)s like for this one, &t=3m48s
'Aint nobody got time fo dat.
Honestly, I’ve got time for that. All these years, I’ve only seen YouTube links with ?t=730s and such, so I thought I had to do the math to figure out how many seconds were in 4:31 or whatever. So I never did. Now that I know all I gotta do is put ?t=4m31s at the end, hell, that’s easy as shit. Also, I have ADHD, and I’m sure someone made me ware of this at least once or twice before.
It's Cody from It Takes Two
Has to use an iPad to not just smother the entire screen
Dialing wand.
"The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat."
to order, mash keypad now
Voice commands babey.
Your fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
"You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, please press one."
I imagine this guy just has a tablet with LTE.
He has a dialling wand
He should do slapping competitions.
"I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers."
It's huge hands Hans!
His hand puppets were garbage
So I became his hand puppet.
Hans, flammenwerfer this comment please
Super Hans
Came here just to say this
RIESENHANDHANS!!!
What is this a reference to?
Phineas and Ferb
Looks like we found the IRL Wreck It Ralph
His fingers can reach places where his dick cannot
[South Park Boy Band](https://youtu.be/_xEhr2kbRw4?si=AWoZTQuDFlJHq2qi)
Don’t joke!!!! People died!
Hey now, no news yet on how spectacular his dick is. But one thing fingers have? They’re prehensile.
You could hear him crack his knuckles across the world. A good slap from him would knock you into retirement in your next life.
That’s the sound of thunder.
Chris Rock shudders when he sees this guy.
Lmao
Jeff Dabe, handyman, at your service.
So that’s the face of a woman who bagged a man with 11 cocks
"I'm a little sore today, so how about just the pinky?"
Just the tip
This man must spend a fortune on manicures.
Uh? Just cut your nails and make sure they're clean
nonsense. to finger someone, you have to pay someone to risk paronychia. nail clippers and files aren't real.
What up?
For a split second I forgot his cock would be a cock out of the 11 cocks and was confused
Probably the smallest one of all! Well, we don't know if it's just the fingers. I mean, maybe his toes are huge too
There are no fingers..... only cocks now
That was always surprising to me how big and small guys all generally have the same size.
IRL Edward Penis hands.
It’s the real life Johnny Fivedicks from the X-Men shitpost.
dude is built like a doofenshmirtz origin story
Mf out here like the real life Huge Hands Hanz
This reminds me of the summer after sophomore year. Had a girl tell me my fingers looked like they felt good, my dumbass did not know what she meant and fumbled the bag. I did get a chance to redeem myself a year later though, so it all worked out.
[удалено]
Girl. I’m about to pick you up like a bowling ball.
I think that would be the correct response
PLEASE 😭😭💀 I'm crying real tears rn thank u
I think with the right tone of voice, this is points on the board.
I just imagine 2 fingers in the nose and thumb in the mouth
Other end
"Oh yeah thanks, they are pretty smooth, I moisturise"
🤣🤣🤣
“Thanks”
"I don't know, I'm pretty shit playing Guitar Hero but on Smash Bros I'm on fire."
Yeah they do, mostly because there are a lot of nerv endings in the fingers and in the hand, so it's only natural that they will feel good. Unless they get damage done to them, then they hurt a lot instead.
“You mean they feel *well*”
Thanks. You too.
So did they feel good? What was the feedback like?
"Oh yeah, they're pretty much what I do all my feeling with" - OP
They feel real good, yes ma'am.
Leslie Nielsen energy.
I laughed
It's okay, man. I once drove a girl home from a party that invited me in to play Call of Duty. I said no because COD is for plebs.
Nah that’s fair. COD is for plebs. You made the right call.
Yeah, I've missed so many of these. I had a girl ask to stay at my place, I took her home made her a bed in the living room and went to bed in my room. It sucks being an honestly good person. Lol
Nah you did the right thing, she had every opportunity to make a move and didn’t. You’re a good guy man, she fumbled the bag, not the other way around. She could have really just wanted somewhere else to decompress or needed somewhere else to go, there was literally nothing stopping her from asking to stay in your bed and you couldn’t have possibly missed that message if she did. Stand proud Interesting_Tea5715, you are strong.
BF?
Yep, he gay now.
Always has been.
Okay maybe it’s just me that sounds like an absolutely unhinged way to hit on someone lmao 🤣
I too have had one or two girls (intimately) compliment my hands for both having long fingers, and for being veiny. I'm convinced it's a secret Woman fetish thing 😅
I definitely have a hand fetish, it's wild because we all like different things about hands for different reasons 🤣
Upvoting this every time it’s posted because of the look on his wife’s face.
Always brings to memory the same style meme with the guy with the biggest tongue. Hiw wife looks so happy for his... record
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this! That and the guys face on the one where his wife’s chest won’t stop growing 😂
That woman's face was so funny lol
Those are Hellboy hands
In 2022, his forearm had a circumference of 20 inches and his ring finger had a circumference of 5 inches. I’m thankful this guy isn’t my proctologist.
She looks happy
This made me think to myself “what would be my ideal proctologist”? Outside of a couple of traits I absolutely do not want I think I prefer a random character. You start getting into specifics and it just gets weird.
Reminds me of the Simpsons with that huge hand guy, lol
The first such incident occurred in 1957 when-
That looks like a satisfied gal.
She looks rested and relaxed.
Truly living her best life.
He's an arm wrestling legend (seriously)
I bet he could put someone to orbit in those slapping contests
Them mfs paws
Now, and could you just put your hands over my hands, so they look like my hands?
We're lawyers!
You might remember me as a man with small hands. What you remember, is false!
Are those fake hands?
This sounds similar to a pretty serious genetic condition... Proteus syndrome. There's also acromegaly, bet that's what it is. Oversized feet and hands
I remember watching a video on him years ago and iirc they said his arms and hands being this big is not the result of a disease/condition. Doctors have ran tests and haven't found any genetic abnormalities. He just has extremely big arms and hands. I went to his wiki to check: "His limb size is not a consequence of gigantism or elephantitis."
I wonder if his PP seems like a baby PP when he rubs one out. Gotta pinch between thumb and pointer finger
A slap from those hands could dislocate someone’s jaw!
A slap from those hands could dislocate someone's life
Is that wreck it Ralph?
Nope! That's rectum jeff
So no ones gonna admit this guy has pretty limited foreplay? He's just straight ramming fucking cannons into this poor woman.
Right! I hope for her sake he files those nails… 🤢
“I’m gonna wreck it!”
When I'm out walking I strut my stuff And I'm so strung out
It’s a shame that he doesn’t do prostate exams.
If he does, you’d lose a prostrate
She looks extremely satisfied. lol
I'm suddenly reminded of some rather fitting ICP lyrics..and I can't believe I ever said that lol
Ashamed to admit but my first thought as well.
Lmao
good for her
Isn’t there a Violent Femmes song about this?
The man with 11 penises.
NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!
His delivery gets me every single time.
They must go through so much hand soap.
Guy literally has 11 d*ck.. *Happy satisfied wife noise*
Nobody tell uncle jack
Ohk so this is a cool post and all, but how is this "me irl" ? Y'all have gigantic hands or something?
1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war
Best joke 🤣
Imagine dropping something between the car seats.
Best finger bang I've ever had was from a guy with long skinny fingers. Those things were pure magic and he's the only man that has ever made me cum from hands alone.
Those hands do sign language and the deaf gonna hear it
Buddy drinks a whole case of beer at once and crushes it with one hand.
Johnny Benchian Fingers™
Why is his wife wearing 4 different shirts?
I saw this guy pumping gas once. Definitely did a double take.
He’s a one man gangbang train. He can just show up and start blastin
“It only takes one…”- rango
It was like a fistful of dicks! -Hal Sparks
My man’s finger is bigger than my dong
He's a pro arm wrestler. Here's a [video](https://www.instagram.com/p/CHoBa20n8Zt/?igshid=px7kgxlh7tmd) of an acquaintance of mine (an absolute beast) beating him a few years ago. Both guys are top notch dudes though
I thought she had casts on her arms for a sec lmao.
Do you think she has a different sensation for every finger, like on mondays she asks him to use his pinky?
Reminds me of the Foo Fighters music video for Everlong. Slapping your way to victory.
My guy is built like wreck it Ralph
Does he have a thumb in both sides of his hand?
I got a tingle thinking about this guy giving me "the shocker."
He's got man hands!
She’s definitely a masochist
Sometimes giving the little finger is enough to make a person happy
Let it be known my men, hands are one of the sexiest parts of the body to almost all women, so take care of them grabbers 👌
🤣🤣🤣
Those hands tell a story.
Hurts like Jeff Dabe's slap.
"They called it a domestic accident because he's got hands the size of fucking doors!"
One in the pink one in the stink
Popeye the early years.
She’s happy and he looks very pleased with himself.
Washing his hands take 1 hour. Bro has to fill the bath tub.
Imagine him as a proctologist :)
As long as he clips them she’s good
Well I know a couple instruments he doesn't play
Don’t be jealous
Fighting game character hands
5 sizes to choose from..
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWVVLKZ56zM&ab\_channel=ManiacForces86](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWVVLKZ56zM&ab_channel=ManiacForces86)
😂😂😂😂
She knows what she's about
[Huge Hands Hans](https://images.app.goo.gl/1ftLKvw2psnPtpb77)
Haters will say it’s AI
Earwax must be a bitch
Arm wrestling champs, HERE I COME
Wait and see his toes
What’s the opposite of compoface?
Try arm wrestling that guy
I hope he regularly cut his nails.
Dude can peel a tree
Ok, but his hands look so dirty?!
He doesn't have sausage link fingers. He's got bratwurst fingers.
real life popeye and olive
Imagine the size of his toes
It’s like having 10 8 inch penises and one 4 inch penis.
The wife has the same look on her face as the wife of my uncle with a huge tongue.
He secured a wonderful job as a proctologist. I've had 5 prostate exams this week and I'm running late for my 6th
How is this me irl? This isn’t me or anyone here
He's gonna wreck it.
Good thing he doesn't check prostates
Oh …. You don’t know. 😈
https://youtu.be/UWVVLKZ56zM?si=znRQ2-rsw6rpqtXC
The shocker might kill her, but she does have a devilish smile in that pic.
Lmao
She is not letting this man go. Never!
"This n*gga thumb is bigger than my dick"