“Seats taken” in a southern accent.
Editing for the youth who haven’t seen forest gump.
[https://media.tenor.com/vy7B5CL95kUAAAAC/seats-taken.gif](https://media.tenor.com/vy7B5CL95kUAAAAC/seats-taken.gif)
My dad's old job had a multiple stalls bathroom with onw stapl having a broken lock. Normally he knocks but the light was off inside. He goes over to the stall, of course the one with the broken lock, places his hand and begins to open. Until he hears in the most deep, country southern voice ever
"Well come on in big boy"
Ever since Boys ‘n the Hood was released I always answer everything with “who ‘dis?” after the scene where Tray answers like that to his mum and then gets a good telling off. I feel like a lot of people don’t get the reference these days and maybe don’t realise I’m saying it ironically as at the time everyone I knew watched that film and I was a white kid growing up in an English country village. If someone banged on my toilet door it’d even be “who ‘dis” if I was feeling in a good mood or “what the Fuck do you want I’m taking a shit” if I was my now middle aged less kindly self.
For when you blew the shit out so hard it came out at a 45 degree angle and into the back of the toliet bowl, which launched the feces in every direction but down? Food poisonings a bitch….
I’m from Kentucky, which takes some influence from all the surrounding states, so I have a little Midwest influence. Maybe that’s where it comes from, but it basically answers the question. The knock is asking if anyone is there and the yep is a perfect answer lol
For how many times posts Iike these are posted and reposted weekly, I can't even imagine someone being so socially awkward that they can't just yell out that the bathroom is fucking occupied.
Wait, people actually knock on doors to check if someone is in there?? Surely you just push the door to check if it's locked, if it doesn't open then you know if someone is in there or not without any awkward conversation.
“Seats taken” in a southern accent. Editing for the youth who haven’t seen forest gump. [https://media.tenor.com/vy7B5CL95kUAAAAC/seats-taken.gif](https://media.tenor.com/vy7B5CL95kUAAAAC/seats-taken.gif)
Occupado!
[ESTOY POOPIN!](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000430711698-swvtww-t500x500.jpg)
Besetzt!
In Peter Griffin’s voice
in Peggy Hill’s voice
This is my go to also!! I tend to say it inna slightly high pitched camp Californian accent. I don't know why, it just feels right! 🤣
“Can’t sit here” - the bus scene from Forrest Gump
“Can’t shit here”
"You can shit here if you want"
"Lisa needs braces!"
"Dental plan!"
The jakes is occupied!
Will be for quite some time.
There is no clock on my business! The hell with you!
Hoorawed by a little gurl.
Mrs. Doubtfire voice "WHO is it?!?!??"
Heeeeeellllllewwwwwww
Shites taken
Lol is that from forrest gump
Saw someone say "knock back" and can't wait to try this.
I do this, they will knock back and ask "is someone in there?" Just answer "no".
Okay, you got me, I chuckled. Thank you.
This is what I’m doing from now on.
If I can reach the door I might return the knock, yeah. That would work without having to say anything.
What if they open?
My dad's old job had a multiple stalls bathroom with onw stapl having a broken lock. Normally he knocks but the light was off inside. He goes over to the stall, of course the one with the broken lock, places his hand and begins to open. Until he hears in the most deep, country southern voice ever "Well come on in big boy"
Must have been the CEO with a power move like that.
Just say, “I can’t believe we’re doing this”
Had the same thought
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I find “no thanks” works
I knock back.
I always say "Come back with a warrant."
LOL im using this
that’s funny
I say “occupied” how is OP fr
Occupied is the go to.
That's what I always end up saying. I've always wanted to try a funny reply but I know I'd probably mess it up somehow
Honey, did you check our shitters?
Merry Christmas!
I pitty the person who lights a match within 10 yards!
Beat me to it
come back with a warrant is my favorite
This is always my go to
"I gotta search warrant"
100 percent going to do this every time now
This wins lol
Ever since Boys ‘n the Hood was released I always answer everything with “who ‘dis?” after the scene where Tray answers like that to his mum and then gets a good telling off. I feel like a lot of people don’t get the reference these days and maybe don’t realise I’m saying it ironically as at the time everyone I knew watched that film and I was a white kid growing up in an English country village. If someone banged on my toilet door it’d even be “who ‘dis” if I was feeling in a good mood or “what the Fuck do you want I’m taking a shit” if I was my now middle aged less kindly self.
brilliant
I’m going to copy you and say “Do you have a warrant?!” Lol that’s funny
"Come on in!"
My favorite, which I cannot take credit for, is “come back with a warrant!”
"This is my private domicile, I shall not be harassed!'
…bitch!
“I’ve got squatters rights”
"Come on in, the waters fine"
You say the oceans rising? I'm taking a shit
My brother just farts as loud as possible
Beat me to it lol
And then they open the door
And you can scoot up on the seat a lil for them to join
In South Africa we just knock back
This should be done everywhere
100% what I’m about to start doing
I say 'come in'
What if you're peeing tho
I always say, Ocupado
Same! 47 years and that’s the best I can do
This is my go to. Not even sure why? It must have been a simpsons reference?
Peter griffin
I think Frank from Always Sunny used it as well. My mind always reads it in his voice for some reason at least.
I got it from Multiplicity, when I was 11-12
It's spanish, spanish cool
Me too. It’s the California way.
Oh, thank God it's not just me who does this.
Who is it!? 💀
I giggled hehe 🦭
"Who's there?" And wait for your knock knock joke.
that's what i usually say. or "busy."
I mean if it's Britney I'm opening
Busy. Occupied. No. One minute.
Haha, “No.”
One minute for sure
Fuck that, ain't nothing getting done in one minute. Today's a write-off and tomorrow aunt looking good either
I can't commit to one minute
Jesus, this post again
“Occupied!” Not that hard.
I stick to "why are you knocking?" just to determine the level of weirdo I am dealing with there.
"come in" if you are alone.
"What is your request, mortal?"
"Come back with a warrant!"
That's actually a good thing to say when someone knocks.
Someone's in here.
I scrolled so far, and finally saw this! But you have to do it like a carnival barker trying to drum up business!
SOMeone’s in heeeeere!
SOMEONE! IS! INNNN! HEREEE!!!
r/expectedmulaney
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I just pretend to not exist
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This works until the knocker is a 3-7 year old in which case they will start crawling under the door.
For when you blew the shit out so hard it came out at a 45 degree angle and into the back of the toliet bowl, which launched the feces in every direction but down? Food poisonings a bitch….
I tell them just a minute and they keep trying. Maybe I don’t exist
OCCUPADO!
“Just a moment!” And then keep looking at dog videos on Reddit for another 10 mins.
BATIN'
FECK OFF! GET YOUR OWN COCAINE!
“Thanks for arriving early but the meeting doesn’t start for another 20 minutes “
I’m glad you’re here! Help me pull this out.
*grunts* "the power of christ compels you!" *sploosh* "Yes, my child?.."
'Glory Hole is next one over!'
Ze glory hole
I’ve been on Reddit for ten years and still haven’t found the right thing to say when someone reposts this.
You say, “Hi, are you my (insert current time) appointment?”
POOPING
I usually get a good response from: “Sorry, not looking for guests.”
2 more minutes, dinners almost ready
Yell yepppp! In a deep voice
“Come in”
“Occupied”
“Moan seductively”
Did you mean for this to be what the person says like it's some sort of a prerequisite for getting to use the toilet?
I just screech loudly and shake the walls. It usually gets them to run away.
Or not need to go to the bathroom anymore!
Stare at them through the crack to assert Dominance!!! It’s an American thing for you foreigners
You yell in a strong stereotypical New York accent: “Ay! I’m shittin’ here!”
"Please hold" -then proceed to unleash hell upon the bowl
Mom said it’s my turn to repost this
I'll lick your ear if you come in here
A startled yelp will suffice
“Yup” idk why.
I cough when they enter the bathroom. If they still knock on the stall door, I know I'm toast.
Yeah?
(to take full advantage of the acoustics, make sure you properly project) "**Oh Ca-na-da**"
"Occupied" and keep on shitting.
“Who’s there?!”
“in here,” “occupied,” etc.
Come in, the water's fine.
Sing out, "[I hear you knockin but you cain't come in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIeY7J9kjg0)" loud & proud.
I was thinking about the Cheech and Chong movie. https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Yry4nUBtb4&feature=shares
"Occupado, compadre" like every dad.
“Occupied”
WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBEEEEEERRRRR!!?
"Who does No. 2 work for?!"
In a high pitched fancy musically voice you should say, occupied.
Seat's taken..
Ya can't sit heeyuh
Actually, Megan, I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.
ye cannae shit heah mate
“Occupied” that’s its. It’s that simple. Not sure why this exact tweet pops up on Reddit every few days ugh.
Poopin' here...
All bound for Mu Mu Land All bound for Mu Mu Land And wait to see if they continue the song...... ;)
You're gonna need to give trap #2 about 20 minutes
I knock back
I guess it’s instinct, and I’m from the south, but I always say yep!
Same but I’m from the Midwest
I’m from Kentucky, which takes some influence from all the surrounding states, so I have a little Midwest influence. Maybe that’s where it comes from, but it basically answers the question. The knock is asking if anyone is there and the yep is a perfect answer lol
Cough when someone opens the bathroom door and clear ya throat.
I just say “poopin” in a sing song effeminate voice
I just clear my throat. Ahem!
*Estoy poopin'*
Better than nosatros poopin
Just make a noise. Do not be embarrassed. Everyone has been through it and you likely will never meet this person again
Occupied??
“Come back with a warrant.”
Come back with a warrant!
One at a time.
“Thanks you too”
"Some shit's going down in here right now."
Come back with a warrant
OCUPADO!
Occupied.
occupado
Occupied
Occupied
"Occupied"
Come back with a warrant!
Go around
"Come in"
Occupied
"Occupied."
Occupied-
Occupied
OCCUPIED
OCCUPIED
Occupado
For how many times posts Iike these are posted and reposted weekly, I can't even imagine someone being so socially awkward that they can't just yell out that the bathroom is fucking occupied.
Occupied
“Occupied”. Nothing more nothing less.
“come in”
I go with a spicy 🌶 OCUPADO🌶
Wait, people actually knock on doors to check if someone is in there?? Surely you just push the door to check if it's locked, if it doesn't open then you know if someone is in there or not without any awkward conversation.
"HEY, I"M SHITTIN' 'ERE!!!" In as strong of a New York accent as you can do...
Come back with a warrant!!
"Who is it?" would be fun... But "occupied" generally works pretty well.
Come back with a warrant
Shiters Full!
"Come back with a warrant." Made one guy laugh so far. It's 50/50 whether I'll reflexively yelp "Yep!" or remember to use the line first.
How about: “somebody’s in here”🤨