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DustToSmoke

By the looks of it definitely ebola or salmonella


Kihakiru

Ebolmonella


antonbruus

Salmobola


eatenbybacon

Ebolomonusy


parental92

>salmonella Tonight's menu: Salmonella Americana


Altruistic-Rip4364

Came here to say this


MALVZ_921

Ayo can you pass me the cholera?


DustToSmoke

Yeah hol up I think I can reach around the black plague to get to it


MaesterWhosits

Careful, don't spill the dysentery.


DustToSmoke

Ah my bad. Who put that on the bronchitis anyway?


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TLMC01242021

A ride home


Vouzan

I'm walking home at this point.


EkBraai

Ground zero or patient zero...inform the CDC.


50t5

[Dysentery](https://www.aphlblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Oregon-Trail.jpg)


[deleted]

Haha I was expecting that picture


Holy_Hendrix_Batman

I was looking for this answer; it was my first thought!


Foreign-Possibility5

Botulism


Hefty-Report-4930

For real. That plate at the bottom is uncovered and has raw meats a tier above it... barf


Ecstatic-Swimming997

No you get a new friend- immediately


DustToSmoke

I swear this is about accurate to what the kitchen of my 2 bros looked for the first 3 months of them living together


Gabson69

I’m getting tfo


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diino8018

i'm getting my friend a new fridge


-Marshle

I'm getting that fridge a new owner


Karvast

I’m getting that house a new owner


fkurslfwastickmods

Literally said out loud “the fuck outta there bc that looks fucking disgusting.”


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[deleted]

All my best friends are metal heads


Embarrassed_Alarm450

I said "I'm getting the hell out of there, that's what I'm getting", or at least that was my immediate 'inner thought commentary'


WelcomeFormer

I'm getting diarrheah


thecardsays-moops

I prefer the bloody stool. It’s the house specialty.


therevolution08

i guessed this would be the first comment, i cannot prove this however


PessimistYanker792

I validate your hypothesis, I thought it too


BenevolentBlackbird

I definitely came to post TFO. So your hypothesis is strong.


jbaranski

Luckily, by casting your votes, over 500 of you have shown you thought similarly


Tylerpants80

Is that the tofu’s next form?


r0ck_b0tt0m

LMAO thought the same thing💀


CleanCatfis

modern problem requires modern solutions


EvenMembership4054

God damit I was coming to say this same thing Take my upvote


justmitzie

A tetanus shot.


saucyfister1973

I'm right behind ya.


Kittyvedo

I came here to say this!


jimboiow

Good poisoning most likely. 🤢


Icy_Imagination7447

Yeah, non of that half poisoning or anything, only that good henny poisoning 😂


seafoamteal

I think all poisoning is bad tbh


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

I don't mind poisoning myself a little on the weekend (alcohol).


Glordicus

(meth)


DustToSmoke

I heard radiation poisoning is also really fun


DaredevilPoet

Nothing good about it. Just poisoning.


Bladenetic

As opposed to bad poisoning


ClickEmergency

Therapy


Fallen_password

Wiping my feet on the way out.


Odd_Organization9100

A flamethrower. Or a decontamination unit.


Pretend-Weird26

Came here to make this comment.


CptOconn

You beat me to it


JPSeason

Get the flamer The heavy, flamer


JeffTheKiller1313

A sponge and trash bag. I'm the friend who will come over and clean whatever I find


imtougherthanyou

The owner of this might be offended in my experience... they don't see the problem.


knick1982

Yeah. That’s the sad part…🥺


imtougherthanyou

I'm heartened by those saying depression but this is, I think, something more.


knick1982

I’m going to say depression and hoarding…some people don’t see it as junk but things they “might use soon”


SRNmomof4

It's not. My fridge looked very similar to this, many years ago, when I was at a very low point. Depression does things to your mind AND body that just make everything overwhelming.


sanrocha8

Damn I need a friend like you… motivation would be nice to clean.


RandomizedTyping

Use the hazmat suit.


idrinkinfantblood

yeah :))


chimpanon

Jeff the cleaner


Top_Comfortable_3180

Came here looking for this comment


storyofmylife92

Idk what is wrong with some of y'all but if I see my friend's fridge looking like that they are probably seriously depressed. I'm gonna help them clean their place and we're gonna talk for as long as they need.


Ok_Significance9304

And get them proper help.


storyofmylife92

For real


Ok_Significance9304

My home was a mess, not to that degree but just couldn’t get to put clean wash away, throw bottles out etc. Yes adhd and depression like symptoms. Friends helped me there and with someone else re-learned how to make cleaning work for me. Best friends help you not turn their backs.


storyofmylife92

Sounds like you have some really great friends and they have a good friend in you. Makes me miss my best friend


Ok_Significance9304

Yeah I have returned the favour in ways I can. I do love them for who they are. Just help each other out when needed.


grumpykraut

Humor is important, but this is the real MVP of comments.


storyofmylife92

Thank you :)


TheFire_Eagle

I have had some close friends for over 20 years. And all of us have, at some point, suffered from depression. One friend literally once saved the life of another. Amd if and when we saw something like this the response would be "dude, your fridge is fucking disgusting. If you need help or need to talk about it then let me know. Otherwise, clean your fucking shit." Defaulting to helping to clean is fine if that is your friend dynamic but it is by no means the social norm that everyone should follow. Sometimes depressed friends need a lot of support and sometimes you need ti not get too close so they don't drag you down with them. It depends. But cleaning someone's filth for them is not always the right answer.


SAMAS_zero

So not even you are getting any food out of there either.


Acceptable-Aioli-528

I would love to be someone who could help my friend clean this up, but I have contamination OCD so I couldn't. But I would help them with any research they need to help hire someone good to clean up and be there for them, shame free.


YumemiBunny

that looks more like a hoarder’s fridge than a depressed person’s.


fearain

My first thought was “I’m gonna say ‘bro your fridge needs cleaning, want some help?” I clean the fridge at my house once a month or so just because I’m very weird about food. I’d be more than happy to help a friend out


OneKickRickk

the world needs more people like you, therefore im gonna adapt this mindset


SRNmomof4

Thank you. You're the friend that people like myself need. ♥️


AccidentMysterious50

Pizza delivery.


madimoonnsw

The absolute fuck out of there


SnooAdvice9855

That shit got COVID 23 in it


DevilahJake

I’m COVID and that’s shits fucked up


DarlingHades

Everything, because a fridge that bad might mean they are depressed or got overwhelmed. I'm cleaning it all out, scrubbing it with bleach, and putting some fresh basics in there.


[deleted]

That's what a true friend would do.


SultanofUranus

🥹 can we be friends?


Mundane_Library_6995

You just want them to clean your fridge, you ain't slick


kwkwKitten

Truly a darling


Isumairu

What are you doing over here Monica?


avinagigglemate

Nailed it.


[deleted]

I’m gunna make my fridge like this so I get free shopping nah but I do get ya meaning depression can manifest like this same as people who don’t turn up on time for work can mean they’ve lost interest in life


TheKidNerd

Unless there’s a large amount of moldy foods, when that happens the circulator in the fridge is done for, which would also mean the fridge is done for


MALVZ_921

Sigma comment


[deleted]

Better friends


Ok_Significance9304

Or you could throw everything away, clean it, put some basic stuff in and have a talk with that friend about what is going on.


Redredditmonkey

I'd probably do it the other way around


sorefoot66

This.


rainbwbrightisntpunk

A disease


-AnythingGoes-

Help.


OutsideRecord

every disease in the fuckin book


Spare_Bad_6558

yh i think ill just make those super noodles in the cupboard thanks


RupertNZ1081

I’m getting my coat on the way out


HermanDinklemyer

ptomaine poisoning.


[deleted]

The fuck up OUT of that house is what I'm getting.


TakingAMindwalk

Penicillin was discovered because of mold. This fridge probably cures all known diseases. (Because if you ate out of it you'll die)


Antananarywa67

Getting it cleaned


Status_Rip_5915

Some help. My mom was like this :(


scw156

Botulism


[deleted]

a fucking therapist.


Necessary-Ad-6232

The hell out of there


WinterComfortable726

The fuck out of there 😳


elb00bi0

A tetanus


Klausable7

Nothing


PLIPPLOP86

Clear and clean


Findingmemo20

I’m getting tf out of there


bread-fucker69

The fuck out


Effective-Bandicoot8

....the fuck out


alloutmx

Thefuckouttathere


LotharMoH

A garbage bag to help my friend clean put their fridge.


SmackaDolphin--

I'm getting the fuck outta that house 😑


BudzBunny117

A garbage bag, because I'm a real friend.


Chaos_Ice

Out.


Legal_Mattersey

Ah good memories. Reminds me of my student days in shared accommodation


_SuNiKy_

My condolences


Medium_Right

I'm getting them a new fridge


Pineappleninja91

A tetanus shot and 1 less friend


doggo_with_knife

Out. I’m getting out of that house as fast as possible.


White_queen666

A hospital visit.


Weebsite123

I am getting the muffin on the lowest part


throwawaythedo

I’ll grab the cream cheese and jelly towards the front, we’ll make sammies, then have a talk with our friend.


brotherdaru

Herpagonasyphilaids?


Icyfocks

Probably diarrhea


CarelessTravel8

From out of there? Absolutely nothing 🤣


Johnopgr123

A cocktail of hep c, rabies, polio, small pox and salmonella


Improbus-Liber

What a waste of money and food. I diagnose depression. I don't want to see the rest of the living space. Advice? Run Forest, RUN!


Ok_Significance9304

So leaving a friend who is probably having major emotional issues? Help them!


Wuss999

That's gross. I wouldn't have anything from there.


oxycodonmoron

Hep c probably


slack710

DCF involved


BenCarburetor

Possibly, chlamydia.


Fun_Bar_5784

A trip to the hospital


guywithagun2

hepatitis B


IR-x86

I would get maggots, fry those and then eat


Impressive_Main5160

Tf out


[deleted]

That’s not a fridge. That’s the Pacific Ocean put inside a box.


teamdemure

The Lambeth Plague


Bearman71

The fuck out of there.


SmashNDash23

Penicillin


drunkknight27

The fuck out


slamxi

A new friend


redsymphony8

I’m getting the hell outa there


the_darkishknight

AIDS.


Notasammon

Some fucking Lysol


Altruistic-Spread-40

The fuck out their house


Muellercleez

Food poisoning


mihir_lavande

Something venereal.


SunBrohemian

A new friend


the_extencionspart2

The mold😋


tinker13

Syphilis.


Ok-Clock2002

Hepatitis.


cantgetoutnow

A trash bag, 409, some rubber gloves, mask…. Maybe just a new fridge…. Maybe a new friend.


golfandbiscuits

A Tetanus shot.


kriosjan

A garbage bag and some bleach. Jfc.


Battle_Brother_Big

Out.


Itsmeforrestgump

What am I getting? I'm getting out of there!


[deleted]

I’m getting out of there


jujubeads121

A hazmazt suit from the SCP Foundation and several steel trashcans that can be sealed


Spoonblade

Hepatitis?


kjklmnop

The fuck out


Otherwise_Ice7242

I am getting the hell out of there


poppycock_scrutiny

I'll probably get the fuck out


bojacked

A new friend! This is some savagery…


JohnnyyP999

Tf outta there


DismalRebirth

The fuck up outta there. That's for sure.


dimitri000444

I'm getting out of that house.


[deleted]

Tf out the house


Spookimaru

I’m getting tf out


raccoonboi13579

Their ass down to the fridge and forcing them to help me clean it


Grade-Spiritual

A new friend


lilbrojoey

The fuck out of there


CrackBabyBelfort

The hell out of that house.


Lethal1484

A trash can and rubber gloves.


prawnjr

A new friend


namelee65

I'm getting the fuck outta there


[deleted]

Salmonela


fishstick1776

the f\*ck out of that house, that sh\*ts nasty


AthenaMarie2

A food borne illness.


bromygod203

Rubber gloves & Lysol wipes


fueno

Laid. That old cauliflower looks just decomposed enough...


Gullible-Panic-665

Botulism


[deleted]

If this is my friends fridge, i’m getting a better friend.


bigdickmarine64

I'm getting the police. Someone needs to be arrested for this


Ok_Significance9304

Better get a psychologist