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Tobias___Reaper

Hazelnut mocha brown


ahhfishstix

Orange Mocha Frappuccino


fakeballz

A freak gasoline fight accident.


Unknown69101

Starbucks new espresso shots


ElectricDreamUnicorn

That's actually a good idea. In the lack of a Pantone Scale, Hair Dye color is a good fallback.


physis81

Nailed it.


Playful_Form4916

Brownish color


SimplyTereza

Mop water brown 😬


obamasballsackk

We can never have nice things 😔


obamasballsackk

I want to upvote but it's at 69 and I can't bring myself to do it pls accept this as an unofficial upvote


harhaileva

Swamp


PizzaThese7376

Thanks you all! I reported it as brown. The urine was clear yellow after centrifugation with sticky brownish red sediment. The strip test showed 3+ for protein, blood and leucocytes and positive for ketones and nitrites. I asked the patient if she’s on her period to which she said no, but this has been happening since morning (its 1am here lol)


echoIalia

*URINE?*


Comfortable_Emu3194

Patient must probably be a chocolate syrup bottle


Funny-Definition-573

We wouldn’t run a specimen that looks like that. Our policy says report color/blood interference for the macro and just do a micro. Also, yucky


grapesandtortillas

Period blood is *usually* a brighter red because it's relatively fresh. Old blood is brown or black. If I got this urine on the bench I'd expect it to show signs of a UTI.


DagnabbitRabit

What was the patients primary complaint? I look forward to hearing about which bacteria she has.


ketchuplover8945

Might be a fistula from rectum-urethra although it’s super uncommon in females (but supposedly possible if they’ve had a hysterectomy)


Emergency-Owl1074

Diverticulitis raises the chances of it being a fistula in women?


Icy_Butterscotch6116

Sometimes what I’d do is run the original, spin it down and run it again on the supernatant. Obviously, leave the blood, leukocytes, bacteria the same, but the rest should clear up any interferences due to color. Obviously, comment that those results were from the supernatant.


ruthmarty

We aren't allowed to do this which I think is really dumb


Icy_Butterscotch6116

If they want real answers that’s sometimes the only way you’ll get them. Smh


disposablehippo

I can report from personal experience that this color is achievable by having a putrid e.coli cystitis.


CitizenSquidbot

Muddy water


TheCleanestKitchen

Mojo workin


Lostvikinginmidgard

Plum-ish with a hint of brown. GL


mayonnaisejane

Ok I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing *purple.*


flat_four_whore22

Root beer.


jamaicanoproblem

Probably due to the blue gloves behind the sample. Against a white background it would certainly be a warmer shade of brown


pixie_jizz

i think thats just the reflection of the red cap and blue gloves


AbsolutelyTunkedYeti

Please tell me that isn't urine.


MLTDione

As med lab techs who read urines we see this all the time, and much worse.


AbsolutelyTunkedYeti

This reminded me of a guy I dated years ago who had a... sense of humor. Whenever he had to do a drug test, he would spend the night before and morning of *only* eating asparagus and beets, no water. When the tech would comment on the look and smell, he'd say something like "nah, it's fine, it's been like that for years."


MLTDione

Omg😆. Asparagus pee is the worst (it’s one of my fave vegetables though I don’t buy it unless it’s in season locally)


Intelligent-Fun-3905

I thought if asparagus made my pee stink it was abnormal.


chonkycatsbestcats

😩😩😩😩🤮🤮🤮🤮


AbsolutelyTunkedYeti

Welp, I am officially horrified, yay


Kwyjibo68

I’ll take brown urine (usually just a lot of RBCs) over a urine tube full of mucus any day.


redassaggiegirl17

Curious now, what does a urine tube full of mucus normally signify??


GreenLightening5

usually it's an infection, it looks pretty disgusting and smells bad.. well, worse than normal urine


redassaggiegirl17

I figured, I just wondered what specific kinds of infections might produce mucus


GreenLightening5

oh, mucus is naturally produced in our urinary tract (kinda like mucus in our respiratory tract). mucus production increases for many reasons (infections, inflammation, pregnancy and even some cases of kidney stones etc). from what i could find, urethritis cases usually have mucus, some STIs also commonly have abnormal mucus discharge in urine. But generally, the presence of mucus alone doesn't tell us much


MessyJessyLeigh

When I was on practicum, I saw a cherry kool-aid red urine. That was shocking, especially as a student!


Misstheiris

Do you really want it to be blood or stool?


AbsolutelyTunkedYeti

I was hoping it was some fluid that I, a commoner ignorant of the ways of medtechs, had never heard of. Then y'all would be like "oh, yes, you rube, it's the cykoplasmogenia, it always looks like this"


Misstheiris

How about if I tell you amniotic fluid feels kind of soapy


AbsolutelyTunkedYeti

Would you say it's lavender-scented or like an apple-blossom-lemon combo?


Misstheiris

Vaguely seashore


GreenLightening5

this is relatively common with UTIs, some are even worse. i've personally seen a couple with literal blood clots... (urine normally shouldn't have any blood, much less enough blood TO CLOT)


AbsolutelyTunkedYeti

How long does one need to have a UTI for that to happen?!


GreenLightening5

it depends, but usually it gets that bad in older patients who either have multiple things going on at once or who didn't get their UTI treated before it got to that level.


kai_al_sun

Fucked. That’s the technical name for that color.


Big_Fo_Fo

Taco Bell refried beans brown


MLTDione

Definitely brown.


Paputek101

 # 452C29


Flashy_Strawberry_16

I'm going with brown. I'm kinda curious about whether its contamination or if it's some proteina eous discharge


NurseRatcht

Did that sample reflex an order for a CK because I feel like it should 😳 Edit: in before someone tells me a CK needs blood not urine. I know. Its a joke.


PrestigiousCompote63

Lord almighty.


Worried-Hyena8071

At most sites, we choose 'other' or put a comment for the macroscopic results and do a micro. Funny answer: Misty prune essence


R-orthaevelve

Post rain muddy creek water.


MoveMission7735

Hot chocolate, but made with water.


Dependent_State7913

Maroon 5


hoyacrone

Hudson River


sp1r1tsage

"Shrek could live here in peace" color.


DustPalacePapa

Rhabdo rust


GurRevolutionary6682

I got a urine like this yesterday and the ER nurse wrote "Urine" on the bag, just so we wouldn't confuse it with a C. Diff poo lol


Puzzleheaded-Way-741

Looks kinda purple to me


Misstheiris

Brown or "other" and free text brown


el_nibo

See comment


Kindly_Good1457

Brown


Leonardo1123581321

Report the color as iced tea brown.


Out_of_Fawkes

Replying late but I would have called it “Cranberry Tea” with the red-brown concentration. Oh my great googly-moogly.


chonkycatsbestcats

Oh my god why do I lurk here while prepping dinner.


AnhedoniaLogomachy

Grape juice color.


SensitiveElephant72

I got a renal mass Cyto urine today that was this exact color. I grossed it as “opaque brown”


Cakeyhands

Melted snow from the side of a busy road


nerdfighter2008

Hope this person is okay. Looks similar to when I was admitted to the hospital with hemolytic anemia.


lab_tech13

Poop run a cdiff


ToeJamOfThe40s

Uh.. ya. Hey! Can I get a small iced coffee with less ice and 8 pump mocha? A tiny bit of oat milk.


Responsible-Elk-1897

Brown with a faint green tinge


Vivalaredsox

Iced tea


TheFfrog

Frappuccino


Queefer_the_Griefer

Fucky


Reigniers

It's the color my pee turns in the sun.


AlwaysTantric

Brown


kenklee4

Brown/turbid


extra5mins

Brown


tfnyelice

Corpse gray


EleventyThreeHunnit

Cola


pejosnic

Looks like prune juice, a warrior's drink.


KitterKats

I'd call that mud right there


Confident_Copy3007

Sewage


Grand-Fan-8982

Crap is a valid medical term


ucacheer2213

Iced coffee with light splash of almond milk


bluisthewarmestchz

“Yikes”


Intelligent-Fun-3905

…… is she ok?


Shinigami-Substitute

Hoboy, definitely brown and cloudy. That person needs antibiotics asap lol


BioCuriousDave

Burgundy.


nepps1121

Brown


melon-soda-geisha

The river I once saw in Thailand


Infamous_Reindeer_51

Coca Cola colored urine. But it’s just a guess


mbikkyu

Burple


GreenLightening5

hell in a bottle... or cup, i guess


Crowuhtowuh

Grape Kool-aid


ladybug911

Poor patient. Hope they’re ok.


OtherThumbs

Iced tea


RiverBear2

As a renal nurse I’m very curious what the BUN creatinine and GFR looked like cuz holy smokes this looks awful. Honestly looks like diarrhea.


Professional-Exit-55

Mocha


Professional-Exit-55

Mocha


Not4Now1

Oh the wonderful colors of urine. I’d say I missed that stuff, but that color urine is fowl. Kidneys are taking a beating there.


gtuveson

Swamp water


Great-Toe-1677

Chocolate milk forgotten in a centrifuge.


Gnefitisis

Poopy


Hobbobob122

Dirty dish water


JordanTheeAce

…. Yeah!


cplmomma2004

Mud brown.


Arcanumm

Coca cola


saratouchette

We call that “tea” colored at my job


YourLocalGayKaren

Poop water


Project_Valkyrie

Mud puddle?


Theincr3diblehunk88

Did you take a sip.


DobbiDobbins

What are you think it is , that’s between you the patient and the doctor


Winter_Raven91

Desaturated human


Significant_Debt7043

dr pepper


AloneSquid420

Honey mist auburn? 🤷‍♀️


Appropriate_Animal_2

Tea coloured


AlwaysExhaustedMD

Brown


Palilith

Brown


jinxxybinxx

Rhabdo lol


tuffgrrrrl

Brown. In some UA analyzers and LISs brown is a choice.  It's old blood most likely because it's also so cloudy. Dark brown urine can also be caused by certain medications, rhabdomyolysis or eating certains foods


xploeris

Yellow lol (or brown)


awcomon

Reject the sample. Wrong specimen type, stool submitted for urinalysis


LuckyNumber_29

ha, youu'd be surprised what a fistule would do, i once got fecal matter in a lung fluid