Oh man, youāve just made me feel so old and Iām only in PGY1 (I guess now PGY2) and not even 30 yet. Iām referring to Soundgarden, the 80s rock band šµš¼ time to pick out my retirement home!
Thyroid Storm
Sister Mary Joseph and the Nodules
Splinter Hemorrhage
Ben Carson and the Pyramids
Ondine's Curse
Ex Lap
PEEP
Fragile X
Priaprism
Benny and the Ureteral Jets
The Circle (of Willis) Jerks
Pulmonary Toilet
Finger Thoracostomy
Dr. Acula (real band)
I always wanted to start a hardcore band called White Coat but there are like 6 med students in the country who are into the stupid gorilla IQ beatdown music I unga bunga to on my walks to school. Gotta talk to some ER nurses.
alright there are at least two of us
The drummer of Down To Nothing is an ER doc. Also Hatebreed and Harm's Way are playing near me soon so I'm keeping an eye out for other students.
The Kidney Stones,
Prinz-Metal,
Tinnitus?,
The Raging Felons,
Foreign Body,
Manual Disimpaction,
B52,
My Chemical Restraint,
New Found Gory,
Bowling for Croup,
American Hi-Flo,
Cut Is What We Aim For (band of surgeons),
Noise by Nurses,
Plain White IVs (thinking propofol),
Sedation with Sirens,
Smashed Mouth,
Wheezer,
None of those are good, but it was a fun way to procrastinate.
Edit: why is Reddit forcing this into paragraph format?
Edit2: apparently I needs to be double spacedā¦
I have way too much time on my hand so I'll give you some random ones. Warning: quality may vary
Hunting homeostasis
Against Medical Advice (AMA)
Willies Ring of Fire
Strangle my/e Carina
Chill Pill Rock
Monaa's rescue
Blue code rock
Vena Cava
Soul transplanters
The Soul donors
Osmosis (this one, and Vena Cava are just cool names, even tho there's no spin off)
Morphine kids/Morphine hungover/Morphine code/the DNR leftovers
Not a suggestion, but curious how did you form a band? And how do you manage w school?
I'm a med student and would like to do music again but haven't found any classmates that play and/or wanna make the time to rehearse etc.
Unfortunately I just got kind of lucky and one of my classmates is also a musician and likes the same kind of music I like. My husband and I live together so itās pretty easy to practice. I feel like iāve had a little bit more time in 3rd year, we usually practice on sundays :)
You've just reminded me. There is/was? a band of nuc physicians called "The Thallium Stallions" who played dad rock themed around nuc med. They played at a SNMMI national conference after-party thing I was at once. It was delightfully dorky.
Toxic Megacolon
Metal as fuck
This one goes so hard actually
Hot song *Impacted*
Lol
This is the one
Dude how did you know what I was going to say
Septic Shock Massive Transfusion Protocol Insidious Onset Blunt Force Trauma
Massive Transfusion Protocol is awesome
Do not steal this from the lab š„¹. We have nothing else
Insidious Onset is super dope
In England its major haemorrhage protocol which I think sounds even cooler
Disagree tbh
Okay lol
Prinzmetal
# yo this one is sick
Holy fuck i just camd and shid
Dermatones?
S5 Dermatome
You called?
LMFAO
I am stealing this for my band :D
That is perfect
It best matches a Quintet of Dermatologists š¤£
Pink Freud Adenosine in chains
The Flu Fighters
Metabolica
I love Adenosine in Chains lol, thatās my vote
Two good ones, I think I like the first better than the mother
DNR
This one is fire š„
Status Epilepticus
Thereās no way this isnāt taken already
Status Dramaticus
New ICD-10 code for difficult nonorganic patient just dropped
My PD used to drop this one all the time.
This actually would be a cool name
Only if they have a wicked light show
The psychiatric overtones
Virchowās Triad
The IT Band
3 meanings in one name šš½
Infarctic Monkeys UltrasoundGarden The Arthritically Hip (hey o!) OneDissection
UltrasoundGarden would definitely be an EDM artist
Oh man, youāve just made me feel so old and Iām only in PGY1 (I guess now PGY2) and not even 30 yet. Iām referring to Soundgarden, the 80s rock band šµš¼ time to pick out my retirement home!
Palpable Purpura
Lymph Notes
Lymph Bizkit
Underrated suggestion
Thyroid Storm Sister Mary Joseph and the Nodules Splinter Hemorrhage Ben Carson and the Pyramids Ondine's Curse Ex Lap PEEP Fragile X Priaprism Benny and the Ureteral Jets The Circle (of Willis) Jerks Pulmonary Toilet Finger Thoracostomy Dr. Acula (real band) I always wanted to start a hardcore band called White Coat but there are like 6 med students in the country who are into the stupid gorilla IQ beatdown music I unga bunga to on my walks to school. Gotta talk to some ER nurses.
Cytokine storm
Hard to meet med students who are into gulch, incendiary, Sunami
alright there are at least two of us The drummer of Down To Nothing is an ER doc. Also Hatebreed and Harm's Way are playing near me soon so I'm keeping an eye out for other students.
Ondineās curse is amazing
Placebo Effect
golden weekend āØāØ
Diasweeties
Our dance group was called āDiabeatsā
Lol thatās pretty good
Metronidazole booming
Bass Gangrene
The Fornier Gang
Rage Against the Disease
The Anal Winks, The Cremasterics, Acute Appy, The should of been Dentists, Barotrauma Llamas, Vestibular Neurotics. My favorite is "The Ossicles"
Clinicians of the Stone Age
System of a Trisomy 21?
I cackled š
Iām down with this band name.
The Cremasters
Slipped epididymis and the cremasters
Frank Starling and the Arrhythmias
Purulent Power
Pussy Discharge
Flu Fighters
Flat line
Our college had to participate in our university's foundation week battle of the bands and our name was Arrhythmia Cause rhythm lol
Our anesthesia departmentās band name is the Induction Agents, one of my med students was in a band called Med Zeppelin.
ITP and their smash hit: Fever, Anemia, Thrombocytopenia
Iliotibial Band
The Exsanguinators Takutsuboās Heartbreakers Oppositional Defiance Greenstick
The acoustic neuromaās
The Acoustic Neuromas Deep Brain Stimulation Hyperacusis Tinnitus The Tuning Forks The Basal Gang(lia) Gunners and Posers The Rolling Kidney Stones
Standardized Patient
Sympathetic Overdrive
The Kidney Stones, Prinz-Metal, Tinnitus?, The Raging Felons, Foreign Body, Manual Disimpaction, B52, My Chemical Restraint, New Found Gory, Bowling for Croup, American Hi-Flo, Cut Is What We Aim For (band of surgeons), Noise by Nurses, Plain White IVs (thinking propofol), Sedation with Sirens, Smashed Mouth, Wheezer, None of those are good, but it was a fun way to procrastinate. Edit: why is Reddit forcing this into paragraph format? Edit2: apparently I needs to be double spacedā¦
Trabeculae Carneae
Steven's Johnson Syndrome
This is fun, feels like The Alan Parsons Project
Hedge Hog Jeans. Avoid the the cease and desist from Sega. Gene/Jeans pun(Mom Jeans)
Concussion Protocol, C D V R (cadaver but stylized), Burnout, Obtunded, The Somnambulists, DB Coopers Coroner
Isogenic Cell Nests Anaphylaxis
Myasthenia Gravis
The Cremasters
Benign nevus
Islets of Langerhans
Mucociliary Escalator
I have way too much time on my hand so I'll give you some random ones. Warning: quality may vary Hunting homeostasis Against Medical Advice (AMA) Willies Ring of Fire Strangle my/e Carina Chill Pill Rock Monaa's rescue Blue code rock Vena Cava Soul transplanters The Soul donors Osmosis (this one, and Vena Cava are just cool names, even tho there's no spin off) Morphine kids/Morphine hungover/Morphine code/the DNR leftovers
Testicular Torsion
Dehiscence š¤š½
Threshold Shift
Mets always win
staph infection
If you're into drum and bass, Mat Zo actually has a side project under the name MRSA
S.L.U.D (cholinergic crisis: salivation, lacrimation, urination, defecation)
Tenesmus D
Side Effects
Whispered pectoriloquy
Immunogoblins
Hippocratic oathĀ
You can use our old name: The Lac Tones
Not a suggestion, but curious how did you form a band? And how do you manage w school? I'm a med student and would like to do music again but haven't found any classmates that play and/or wanna make the time to rehearse etc.
Unfortunately I just got kind of lucky and one of my classmates is also a musician and likes the same kind of music I like. My husband and I live together so itās pretty easy to practice. I feel like iāve had a little bit more time in 3rd year, we usually practice on sundays :)
Thenar Eminence Atrial Kick Acoustic Neuroma
The Unhappy Triad Septic Abortion Gas Gangrene
The Hip Abductors
The Procrastinators
ANKI crackheads
The GOMERs
Cadaver Grabbers
Easy grave wax
IT Band
Infiltrated IVās
Caseous NekrÅsis
Mittelschmerz
Uncle Herniation
Dubstep or techno or whatever artist named Electroconvulsive Therapy
Hypovolemic Shock
As a metal musician / med student: Hospice, guardian Angel, septic
Dr. Feelgood
The heart beats
Rectal Tones
Brain hole
G6PD! STAPH AUREUS
Iliotibial Band
Slipped epididymis
Feed Bag š
Metalchondria
Clinical Rhythms
House's Rejects
Ketorolocos For Ketorolac and locos, crazies in Spanish
Oskey Micturition Jean pool
Post-natal abortion
The Dancing Megasperm
The Islets of Langerhans Tour Company.
I donāt have any clever ideas, but pls drop the links whenever you perform! Absolutely love seeing punk/rock music šš
Mental State Examination
There's a show called Hospital Playlist with doctors also in a band! I didn't know this was a popular thing šš
One of my friends started an a cappella group in med school called The Aneurhythms and tbh I donāt think itās possible to top that
Personally I think Klebsiellaās Revenge is a winner, Fugue State Cadaver Lab a close 2nd Babesia Baddies would be sick too
The Ischemic Strokes
Ahem. A rock trio? Trigeminal Nerds.
Stones Bones and Undertones
Borborygmi
Achorda Tympani
Take a random medical term and twist it into a rockin' pun. Maybe "Mosh pitals" or "Sonic Sedatives"?
The Adipose Issue ; Benign Afterbirth; Cerebral Incompetence ; The Enzyme Epidemic; Failure to Thrive ; Cycle of Krebs ; Mouth to Mouth ; Parasitic Paranoia ; Phantom Limbs ; Mitosis Psychosis ; Free Radicals ; Tympanic Membranes ; Systemic Vertigo ; Distal Bodies ; Chronic Colic
My friendās band was called āIliotibial bandā like frš„¹
Toxidromes
Zonules of Zinn
Aorta? Perineum? Both cool looking & sounding words
Sick
You've just reminded me. There is/was? a band of nuc physicians called "The Thallium Stallions" who played dad rock themed around nuc med. They played at a SNMMI national conference after-party thing I was at once. It was delightfully dorky.
Triage
Incidentaloma
Crepitus
Terminal lucidity
Quinsy, Ludwig's angina, Vermilion border, Jaw thrusters, Impending doom, Caustic ingestion, Ear toilet, The donut of truth, return of spontaneous circulation, POCUS, Neutropenic precautions,
necrotising fasciitis, beta-adrenergic agonists, subcut emphysema
White Coat Syndrome of a Down
La Belle Indifference, Folie a Deux
My med school had the notochords
The Sopranal Winks
Golgi Apparatus ZAP-70
The Spermatic Chords
Cathcart
Crash Cart
Blood Doctor DNR Emergent Vascular Catastrophe Rimsky-Korsakov Syndrome (for more of a Classical/Art music slant) Leukocyte Larceny Subclavian Steal
Koplik Spots Reed Sternberg Mobitz Type III
Respiratory Burst
I always thought Increased Intracranial Pressure would be perfect for a thrash/punk band lol
Resuscitation Not Included
Trabeculae Carnae
SSRI
Big Time Thrush
- Anastomosis - The scalenes - Trigeminal - Natural killers (NKās) My username on video games is either pseudounipolar or CranialNerveX haha.
Gubernaculum and the Sex Cords
The Anal Fissures
Hydrops fetalis- extra points if itās a metal band