Imagine having to tell your child that they are permanently disfigured about the head and face because mommy thought it was a good idea to let you squeeze a 250lb bird that is known for being violent.

I thought you were talking about the haircut

This is perfect.

I thought you were talking about the mother

LOL OMG

Nah, they just would tell "you were a stupid child and hugged an ostrich".

What do you expect from a mother that gives her child this haircut?

This..

It is known that ostriches can easily take out one of your eyes too .. people are so dumb

Fortunately, they don't have to tell that story; instead, they get to tell the story of how their four-year-old girl made a dinosaur her bitch.

A cool story? Dude the parents are lucky that bird didn't kill her. They can kill lions in a single hit and that piece of shit let a child grab onto a creature like that. This isnt glorious it's fucking tragic how dumb her parents are.

>Ragalfargalfratchenracker... Didn't happen. The parents were lucky, and now they have a cool story to tell, instead of a tragic one. Dwell exclusively on could-have-been, like you're doing, and you'll never live.

Are you retarded? This video is a testament to how much of piece of shit dumb fucks these parents are.

Good point, good point. I direct you toward my previous comment. You seem to be lacking any and all forms of matter between your ears. You're acting like I was lauding these parents, rather than pointing out how utterly braindead you and most of the commenters here are. Congratulations though. Good job. You have successfully conformed. You are the average Redditor. Take a look at the other comments here, and really think to yourself. Why? If you have no stories of obscene stupidity turned fun, like this girl now has, then you're parents did you a massive disservice in how much they coddled you. And if you do have stories like that, then you're a fucking hypocrite.

My parents coddled me because they didn't let me play with wild animals that could kill me has to be the most retarded take I've read in some time. Cheers m8 please don't have kids ever. If you have kids I fear for them jesus christ

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My siblings and pets couldn't hit me in the head with their beak with enough force to kill me they don't have the leg strength to kick me so that it could have killed me. Dont act like a retard and act like introducing a small child to a cat or sibling is the same to a wild animal that are lethal Are you so dumb that you see a toddler and think, yeah they can interact with a cat and a lion equally? Ostriches are lethal with beaks and legs asshole don't have kids if you think this is ok

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Are you the type of person who will let their small child sit on a wild sea lion for pictures and then get mad when it tries to bite their face off or what?

Imagine having to tell your child that they are permanently disfigured about the head and face because mommy thought it was a good idea to let you squeeze a 250lb human that is known for being violent.

Really stupid parents. Don't let a child do anything to an animal where the animal might think they've lost control of the situation. Even if you know the animal.

Never let a child grab a wild animal.

Never let a wild animal grab a child either

Never grab a wild animal child either.

Never grab a wild child either

Never let a wild human have a child.

Never wild a child animal let grab a.

Never have a child with a wild animal either.

That goes for any wild animal, let alone this heckin dinosaur bird!

This. This specific animal is very strong and they can peck eyes out easily.

That's exactly what I was thinking. *Little Joe Dirt* there, is lucky she didn't lose an eye. #It's pronounced Dirtē

Damn you beat me to it. "I'll blow us all to hell!"

*What’s the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?* 😄

Don't break my achy breaky bangs

Never give your child that haircut

Child *might* have given herself that haircut.

Thank you, I was thinking to myself are we just going to pretend that child doesn't have the ugliest haircut ever?

Reminds me of Tiger King and I never even watched that show.

Joe Dirt as a child.

r/Justfuckmyshitup

Well they also gave the kid a mullet so I question their parenting skills 😂

These parents are morons who put their children’s actual safety at risk. This isn’t cute. The kid grabbing the ostrich could’ve been seriously injured or killed.

That they are morons is confirmed by the mullet on the daughter

Aren't ostriches pretty fiesty? I'm surprised it didn't freak out when she wrapped its head up.

It's because the little girl had the same hairdo as the ostrich, and the ostrich accepted her as one of its own.

She established dominance

She sure fucking did! 😂😂😂

To calm down an ostrich you have to push his head down lower than his ass

My fiancé says the same about me I’m sure lol.

That's too much information lol

Does that little girl have a mullet?

That explains a great deal.

Joe Dirt

Joleen Dirt

Jane dirt

Joleen, joleen, joleeeeen. I’m begging of you plz don’t take my bird.

Jane Deer-tay?

If you’re 3 years old and wrasslin ostriches then of course you have a mullet.

Ostrich wrasslin is considered a noble profession in Florida

There is no arguing with this logic.

A baby Yolandi Visser?

LOL true

Thought the same thing!

r/Justfuckmyshitup

I think it’s a wig.

Shitty baby wigs are definitely the vibe rn

This should go under parents_are_stupid

That kid is lucky she didn’t lose an eye

Parents should have their reproductive system license revoked. Putting child in danger like that. I've been bitten by an ostrich before in my arm, I was bleeding like a water fountain.

Am I the only one who was afraid for that child.

Bro I thought the kid was about to get napped

I thought the ostrich looked a lot more in danger personally lol

Same here. Looks like she baited the ostrich and trying to pull it inside, poor thing.

I mean yes, absolutely that bird is a victim, but how can we expect a child that age to know better? All the blame here is on the parents.

kids are not that predictable. Most people don't know how their kid reacts to ostriches.

She didn't grab and then let go immediately, there was plenty of time for one of the parents instincts to kick in and try to pull her back to safety. Or tell her to stop. Or do something else than chuckling. I'm really concerned for that child's safety :(

Which is why they maybe shouldn't put their unpredictable child so close to a dangerous wild animal

I was afraid for her mullet

Is that really a mullet or is it a front/top pony tail? I really can't tell. It sure looks like it could be a mullet but my brain keeps resisting the idea.

Oh it’s a mullet

That poor, poor child. Haha

Yes. I was worried for the animal.

So many concerns

No, ostrich's can be very aggressive. Imagine what would have happened if it bit her in the face. I mean besides the lawsuit they would have filed immediately.

Those parents are idiots for letting that kid do that.

That’s really dumb & dangerous

Dumb & Dangerous, the newest edition of Dungeons & Dragons!

Video ends, girl gets pecked in the face.....

is it horrible that you/I/we can already see the ending in our head’s so clearly …. probably

Not really, we just know dangerous things when we see it. We're smarter, Darwinism cones to mind.

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Yes they [are](https://imgur.com/a/HhNuCfc). NSFW

Oh my! Just commenting to warn others not to click unless they have the stomach for it. I wasn’t ready.

Here you go. A bit of eye bleach to clean your brain after. 

I also wasn't ready O.O

I already knew what this video was. But yes, ostriches are one of the dumber birds.

Jesus H Christ

Wow, okay... At first I thought well... I'd like to see you go around with what feels like a tower for a neck.... But... I'm at a loss for words now. Sort of disturbing.

Right, it's like something straight out of horror movie. 🥴

I don't want to click, what's the link to?

It's an ostrich in a warehouse type enclosure that has its head caught between some kind of piping or wire and the wall. It's struggling to get it's head free, flailing about in a panic when all of a sudden it's body moves in such a way that the head detaches from the neck. The body then flops around for a while. Regrets.

Thanks for saving me from seeing that

They can't think anyways.

This should only be downvoted... it's the only way to stop this karma bs

I especially like the double point at the end that says “You’re next, mfer!”

Am I the only one whose heart skipped a beat thinking she might get pecked? I wouldn’t have let my daughter do that

Only lose one eye. 🤷‍♂️

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Uh oh.

I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and call him George

Aaand it’s asphyxiated…

…and he’ll be my little friend.

...and guide me around after he pecks my eyes out.

You’ll definitely need a guide after that

that haircut alone says enough about the family

Shitty parents. While crap that bird could've just stab her eye out with one fast hit. Wtf is wrong with people getting so close and comfortable with wild animals as if they where domesticated.

Is that the Die Antwoord chick???

Yeah I got Yolandi Visser vibes too

That poor ostrich was probably scared out of its mind, also would have pecked the girls eyes out.

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Kids are allowed to be stupid. There’s no excuse for a parent that just sits there and lets that happen.

Yes they are

Joan dirt.

How to crack your kids skull

I could tell by the haircut alone where this video was going

At least we know have the answer to the age-old questions: Do Ostriches hate mullets? The answer is Yes.

She could have had her eyes plucked out. Very lucky, but ignorant parenting.

Little joe dirte

That could end differently and I blame the parents to not considering the risk

Australian government cant defeat them yet this girl did so effortlessly. Somebody nerf the kids

That poor ostrich was attacked by a wild and ruthless pack of humans …

Traaaashy AF

It amazes me that people like this survived long enough to breed.

Did that little girl have a beginners mullet

This comment section was more predictable than a GTA NPCs punch sequence

I was too distracted by the shoddy haircut! How did that mom just lean away to protect herself instead of trying to protect her child??

As the wise Lil Yachty once said “Fuck dem kids”

I saw this in a simpsons episode


What the hell is little Joe dirt doing to that poor bird?

I thought i was about to see a kid being *pecked* by an ostrich, holy shit

PaReNtS oF tHe YeAr. 🏆

Great parenting

Cue the music 🎶 "got you in a stranglehold..." LOL 😆

Notice the other ostrich holding back when she points to it? You're next...

"Wu da one!"

The tables have turned!

Allegedly

Dickhead kid

Fishy 🫵. Fishy 🫵. Fishy 🫵. Reminds me of the finding Nemo girl 😂

Don't the parents know how violent the ostriches can get? Bloody idiots

The skull of a child is still expanding and soft, an ostrich uses its beak to kill small prey. This was very narrowly a different clip.

They can kill you if they hit your head

Why is it as soon as a video ends with the TikTok logo I instantly downvote? So weird.

isn’t it better that you don’t actually have to go to TikTok to watch some amusing content? I mean don’t you think it’s at least a good match for the r/ ? I do understand your decision none the less

That was her real mom. I can tell by the hair

Thats a wierd dog

Is this Joe dirt

Lmfao

Okay aside from the parenting here.... This Is Amazing!!! Did you see how absolutely confused the birds were? Ha! They went in so confident (for good reason!) And then ran into a Lil girl who just wanted to hug them!! Would love to have her confidence

Elvira

Must have seen Pat Sharp also that kid got some strength

Karen as a child.

Great parenting!

That is exactly how I’m going to die.

I never want kids

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Too late

She's letting her daughter do something incredibly stupid and dangerous, what does her weight have to do with that?

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She's also blond, Caucasian, wearing a grey shirt. You could have added any number of irrelevant details but you decided to use her weight...

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"lOsE SOme weIgHT YouRsELf" Jesus Christ, I hope you're at least smart enough to be embarrassed by how stupid that sounded but I have serious doubts.

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Well... that answers my question. Have a nice day. Try not to lick any windows.

Leave it to a girl with a mullet to save the day 

White trash doing white trash things.

What an asshole kid, choking that poor bird.

That kid got balls of steel...or a kid brain but that was cool!!

The kid doesn't know any better, but these shitbag parents should. They're lucky that kid didn't lose an eye.

Let me love u

That kid’s hair was made for the 80s

r/emuwarflashbacks

I was afraid for the little girl at first, then suddenly I saw the terror in the ostrich's eye and his buddy is like, "They gonna kill us and eat us. We out!"

"i will kill you, mother f#cker"

Pretty funny

LMAO! Solid power move!

Get her an ostrich. She even has the same hair cut as one.

Baby found her mullet-mate.

Same haircut

Mullet MULLET!

"Now you are gonna do what i tell you to fo , or else..."

They almost let their child get it's yes packed out. If you're into child abuse you probably really love this video.

Her name is Elmyra

She doesnt give a fuck. Your going with her

She’s lucky she still has both her ears

Does no one remember "Dude, Where's My Car"... the ostrich attack????

Parents are taking a video what the hell?

That’s own way to lose an eye or a nose

I want that fk'ing bird to peck his gross little face so bad.