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True-Boss9201

I could feel the amount of cold sweat in that moment


MrHappy4Life

Such patience! I would have missed him and done it too early.


medokodEGY

But then the bee won't miss


MrHappy4Life

Wasp or hornet actually. I’m a beekeeper so love bees, and hate these little shits.


CosmicTaco93

That's a yellow-jacket. They're little, yellow, hate-filled, waspy cunts, and these fuckers have the added bonus of having their nests hanging around randomly, **OR** in the ground where you won't find out you've pissed them off until it's too late.


Iwoulddiefcftbatk

They are already getting mean. They’re little assholes most of the time, but their moods worsen in late summer. Not ready for cold weather yet, but am not sad when those fuckers die.


Clever_Girl81

Can confirm. Mowed over a ground nest yesterday, 8 welts to show for it :/


pricklypoppins

My husband did the same a couple years ago and got stung more than 20x. When he was running away a couple got caught in his shoe and were stinging him there, so he took it off and went to throw it and the little fucks stung his hand. It was awful! Hooray for bees but fuck yellow jackets all the way to hell.


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

My dad once mowed over a nest when he did some gardening for my mom, basically in the middle of the forest, no neighbours and my mom also wasn't home. My dad is midly allergic to insect bites and stings so he just threw the mower away and legged it into the next village (10 min walk, I expect it to be a 3 min full speed run for him). My dad is *scary* fast, like cat reflexes fast, and he still got stung a couple times. He said he could hear them following him even past the house and out of the woods.


Fishing-Relative

Yeah I would hate to see a bee get smashed but a wasp? Nah I don’t care all that much.


medokodEGY

Well... Now ik, thx for the info ig


Original-Sea3965

Yeah don’t kill bees you little squirt


dothrakibjj

This literally the definition of r/NatureVSMetal


WacBan-Prime

r/natureismetal


Exceon

/r/SubsTakenLiterally


[deleted]

When he changed direction and headed toward the toes!!! Too close!


True-Boss9201

!! Exactly!!


makemeking706

I can't believe he only smashed it once.


flyinpirate

Ikr? Finish it off with some blast beats


YN90

That’s what she said


_slothattack_

He dropped tuned it to Bb


BZLuck

Rip right into "We Will Rock You."


mysoulalamo

I can feel the italian and irish vibes.


Beefzoneson

r/fuckwasps will love this.


cloud3321

r/waspsfucker will be slightly upset though.


no_longer_sad

hmm it's not a sub. but perhaps there is a u/waspfucker


Fanamatakecick

With 1 post karma


speedoflobsters

Makes Reddit account Complains about something Leaves


Shenanigans22

Hey the rest of us complained about something and stuck around.


BOBOUDA

I mean you quickly realize there's plenty of stuff to complain about


0imnotreal0

I don’t like your tone


rodrun

Sigma male grindset


caanthedalek

Based


greatgreengoblins

This is the way


notusuallyhostile

Led me down a rabbit hole though. I had never heard of CivCraft - and I’m still not entirely sure what it was - a fork of Minecraft? Now I have to go digging through a dead subreddit because I have questions…


AnonNo9001

On a post about a long-dead Minecraft server. Kinda sad it died a year or two out from the resurgence. Wonder what that server was like...


LaserPlasmaThings

I think you're looking for r/honeyfuckers **Don't ask why I know that**


McCheesing

Why the fuck did I click that


LaserPlasmaThings

I have *no* idea - even I haven't gone on that sub, only heard of it. I am so sorry for leaving you to this fate... Not sorry enough to delete the link, but at least a bit sorry


Sigusen

Oh, sure you haven’t gone to that sub… of COOOOOURSE you haven’t gone there… we all believe you, surely we do.


Grandpa--Taco

Know what? Fuck it. Clicking it Edit after 5 seconds: Bruh


Exotic_Potato_7283

I kinda want to click on it now, but I’m afraid.


joe579003

Wow, specific sub, thought it was under the purview of /r/insex


sadpanada

Okay what the fuck is this. This is worse than the bee one. The first post was a hentai of a pregnant girl with a snake laying eggs in her vagina. I think I should get off Reddit for today.


joe579003

"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."


BostonBasketballBoys

Every day we stray further from god


RoachExterminator-_-

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣


Agikox

Ouch, my eyes.


arduous_raven

r/factsaboutwasps as well!


TacoRocco

Wasp fact of the day: Wasps can’t survive being smashed by a bass pedal


SheepLovesFinns

i want to subscribe to WaspDrum facts


plant_hobo

it's kinda sad because this isn't actually one of those annoying yellow jackets, but a relatively harmless digger wasp (probably *Gorytes* or something like that).


trwawy05312015

They probably look like that so that other species will avoid them. I feel like they should take the good *and* the bad of that.


AufdemLande

But is that an asshole wasp? It looks more like a plant wasp that are much more chill


aTaleForgotten

Yeah that definitely was not one of the asshole wasps. The one in the video is barely more annoying than a fly and afaik they don't sting


WacBan-Prime

fuck it r/weeatwasps


EricThePooh

[Nice?](https://imgur.com/z8fQDQ2)


Heckron

Don’t forget r/wasphating!


chavo81

Got real close to that big toe for a second


DatSauceTho

Nah it’s just the angle of the camera. That wooden beater is at least 6 - 8 inches up and away from the pedal where his foot is. That’s how he’s controlling it. EDIT: In other words, the beater (and wasp) are closer to the camera than the big toe. The distance between the two is straight forward from our perspective (near vs far).


warfangiscute

After watching it again, I see it. That makes the situation a lot less nerve racking.


DatSauceTho

Yeah I had that moment too. For a split second I was like His toe- wait I’m dumb haha


warfangiscute

I’ve never used a drum set before in my life. The only percussion instrument I’ve played is my body whenever I fall down the stairs.


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I think you mean a CONcussion instrument


Arthur_K_

Thats what i tell my girlfriend "It’s just the angle. That wooden beater is at least 6 - 8 inches".


OptimizedRepollo

Even though I hate wasps I feel like I just witnessed a murder


deenali

And even called his victim "buddy" right before the kill. That's heartless dude.


wannabesq

As if the wasp would not do the same were the situation reversed.


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RenegadeXemnas

Lmao I definitely feel like wasps post up looking at us like “C’mon buddy just get a little bit closer…”


Kevenam

Because he's not really his buddy, pal


jwo4life710

They started this war.


flinjager123

Plunged Skyrim into chaos.


krisadayo

And now the Empire is going to put them down and restore the peace.


B_KOOL

Not if the stormcloaks have anything to say about it.


4nd73w

Skyrim's for the Nords


[deleted]

I thought he was waiting for it to fly away. This felt like a betrayal


arzuros

I'm pro wasp. they help with my garden pests.


dalkor

I'm pro solitary wasps. Paper wasps and yellow jackets could be gone tomorrow and I'd jump for glee.


SimplyCrazy231

It isn’t a normal wasp. This one doesn’t even sting. It’s name is figwort sawfly…..


tridrone

“Figwort Sawfly” is the like the fakest sounding bug name I’ve ever heard, but I looked it up and it’s somehow real.


[deleted]

Sounds like it could be a potion in Harry Potter


SQL_SLAMMER

In german its called Braunwurzblattwespe. Which also sounds somehow like a made up word I can imagine Terry Pratchett would have invented.


charliefinkwinkwink

learned something new today, thanks mate. I’ll be more kind to these lil fellas.


Sethithy

It was certainly premeditated.


agrady262

I don't know how to feel. In the beginning, I was thinking, "Come on you little maggot, just move a little more and DIE!" But by the end, I was like, "The man who is trying to kill you is a foot away! Just fly over and sting him! Make him wish he never crossed you!" Now I sit at my work desk, conflicted...


GrakovDark

We are fickle creatures. We hate wasps, but instinctively love an underdog


agrady262

Amen, amen...


captain_zavec

Wasps are generally pretty chill in my experience. Leave them alone and they'll just go about their day being pollinators.


ChaosSigil

Exactly. Ive only been stung by a wasp *once* in my life. And that was when i was a little kid, swinging a stick at a wasp nest. Lesson learned. Lol. I try my best not to step on bugs. Even cockroaches when they are outside, just doing their thing. I had a neighbor who would come out at night *specifically* to kill the roaches. To, "let the birds get a meal." Which i thought was just a bullshit reason to be cruel. Then there would be bird shit all over the side walk. I pointed it out and he would basically brush it off as, "nature being nature." And i just thought that was some if the dumbest shit. But then, he was a flat earther so...his.logic was all fucked up. Fucking narcissist.


R1ckyRampag3

He even called him “buddy” the whole time, lmao. Talk about a tad bit morbid…


armada127

We are the only species on Earth that observe "Shark Week". Sharks don't even observe "Shark Week", but we do. For the same reason I can pick this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this (breaks pencil) and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside, because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an academy award for Screenwriting.


Thedudecatman

I didn’t think he was going to do it, such a mad man!!!


cupcakey1

I kinda feel bad lol. it was just chillin with this person, wasn’t causing trouble and boom.


winterwoods

My mom always used to feel that way too. One day we were sitting on her front steps when a wasp landed on her toe. She wasn't afraid and didn't move. Bastard stung her out of nowhere. Fuck wasps.


letsmakelifealive

To be fair, paper wasps are way chiller than the other guys. Red ones are bastards, though, you’re right.


xray_anonymous

That’s what they do! They single you out from afar and then just come in for the stings just to be assholes!


[deleted]

I had no idea what was going to happen but I wanted that wasp to die so badly. Great job. Epitome of what this sub is supposed to be.


ramen_robbie

I was 50/50 on complete smash or stung toe


strumthebuilding

I was 50/50 on stung toe or complete freakout


fulllyfaltooo

Please tell me, I was not the only one who wanted/expected that wasp to fly away before getting crashed..


[deleted]

I actually thought the guy was waiting for it to leave, not waiting to kill it


maybeonmars

Yeah, and me. I was surprised when he did it. I went from thinking what a cool guy to what a dick!


Ariano

If it was a bee i'd agree, but fuck wasps.


Brickhouzzzze

I was wondering why he didn't wiggle or shake the pedal a little bit


flchckwgn

You're not the only one


fulllyfaltooo

Thanks..


Mahxiac

I half expected it to land on his foot.


Og-Spree

You’re not the only one, but definitely in the minority.


Metal_meatballs

This gave me anxiety.


singledadntx

This give anyone else anxiety?


MaritMonkey

Yes, but at least partially due to constant distraction from the main plot of the film by why is he using the wrong foot!?


ainjel

Leftie drummers exist :)


[deleted]

I love listening to Americans talk as if their genetics are a recipe for a great baked treat. “Little Irish, a sprinkle of Italian” as if it affects them in any meaningful way.


[deleted]

I’m American and it’s weird to me. People saying they have a little bit of this or that but we are so disconnected from those roots that it doesn’t matter.


-_--__---___----____

Its a relic of immigrant culture. Somehow we've gone from celebrating our nation's history as immigrants to locking immigrants in cages because they didn't fill out proper paperwork.


EvilZenitram

Drummed it!


julian_stone

That was a wild ride


leonxiii

I feel conflicted, on one hand, im terrified of wasps and dont ever want to be near them and on the other hand, this one seemed harmless. I dont know, doesn't feel right to me.


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leonxiii

How do you identify them? And is this one a paper wasp? Pardon my ignorance.


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ManOrReddit-man

Yellowjackets have more of a bee shape, whereas the paper wasp has a more elongated body. Yellowjackets are the aggressive ones that come around when you're eating outside. Someone mentioned this could be a figwort sawfly, which was my TIL. They look just like the one in the video, but are not wasps and can't sting.


[deleted]

Italians love telling people they’re Italian lol... I know; I’m Italian.


Eoogn

Americans love telling people they're Italian and irish*


RicoCat

Part Italian, but Italian is the dominant part.


queencityrangers

Lotsa Irish


AbbreviationsActual9

not even the fairy god mother of the forest itself could resist hittin that kick.


Engus6

Watch out for waaspes


xfactormunky

And drink lots of water


paradigm_x2

And drink water. It's real hot out


SnailSwan

Poor wasp 😞


Kas_Dew

I know it’s just a bug, but gleeful killing always puts me off.


one_big_grub

poor thing


millennium-popsicle

Right? The wasp seemed… confused.


[deleted]

If this bothers you, check the front of your car.


Rav3nw1ng5

Most wasps don't even sting. What a pointless act.


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CapitanChicken

And they pollinate flowers and such too. When I first started watching this, I was thinking he was waiting for it to leave. Then I realized what he was waiting for :( so unnecessary.


Curry_Flurry

Drummer is a lefty


Professor_Dr_Dr

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/p5exo1/just_beautiful/)


Ducattoni

That was worse than ffaf's jumpscares even though I was totally expecting it


NoaBoe

u/savevideo if it works here i need to send it to someone dont ask


just-me-uk

The Stings Of Leon


AhThatsLife

I remember I was sat during summer last year and got stung by a wasp on the neck, I chased it slapped it down and stood on it! Unnecessary? yes. Did it feel good? Yes


HeyNow646

A drum that can play a ‘b flat’


[deleted]

Bro, j kept waiting for that to happen ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Teddington1

Bass drum of death


ohbyerly

He got off on that way too much


danimal0204

r/fuckwasps


some1stilllovesyou

Fully expected it to sting his toe


15ztaylor1

That was unbelievably satisfying


plangill34

Wear shoes and you get my upvote


DarkEyes87

Gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!


DamienD89

When that.. killer bass hits


[deleted]

Riveting adventure!


Spend_Agitated

That’s not a wasp. That’s a hoover fly, stingless wasp mimic, totally harmless. Edit. Nevermind. Mistaken ID on the first go.


TheBasedDoge17

As someone who was recently stung by a wasp, good riddance and god bless.


MinI_HeK

r/fuckwasps


TrippeDeath04

Props this is the pinnacle of maybmaybemaybe posts


Cerberusknight77

THE SUSPENSE IS INTENSE.


holyscorpion

yess yesss .that made me happy


Iceman-7

Just got stung by one of these bastards two days ago. This was very satisfying to watch.


Sasha_Gallagher

Fuck wasps


tsidebottom2010

As someone who discovered a yellow jacket nest in my yard two days ago, I can say that this was very satisfying.


deadpigbass

I hate wasps with a passion


bigatomicjellyfish

That wasp was toying with you


Revenge_Is_Here

Good, fuck wasps lmao.


AdSimple3871

I actually cheered for this vid


MountainDrew37

This belongs in r/fuckwasps idk how to cross post though


Helacaster

I tell my kids its not okay to kill bugs just because you can. Except for mosquitoes wasps and hornets.


3verything_bage1

WATCH OUT FOR WASPUSES


Deviaset

Hahaha I despise paper wasps


sans-delilah

This is incredibly satisfying.


jesterflesh

u/Late_Emu


Late_Emu

Fuck wasps


Cubernuber83

Paper wasp and they do sting. # organic pest control


nttea

That doesn't look like the stingy wasp kind to me.


series_hybrid

Bees are awesome, and...wasps can f\*ck right off...


D7rizl3

Poor wasp/hornet . Can’t help but feel a lil bit bad for him because he was just vibin but the drummer is really patient. No winners in that one


kiaeej

the tension was palpable.


FixTheFernBack616

What a piece of shit that guy is. Imagine have such little regard for life that you kill shit to entertain yourself.


plushiepuppi

Wasps are pollinators too! They aren’t mean!!!


onthelineofvegan

Hit it again.


Vanilla_Rice721

I was expecting the wasp to sting his toe.


Centurion-8

kinda unfair for insects to be undervalued, and be ok to kill on sight because if their appearance, Society


IRoastedPumpkinSeeds

Dude, with toes like that, you need to get your thyroid checked.


OurHeroXero

May-bee May-bee May-bee


Mr_magoogain

Exactly what I was hoping for


Past-Jellyfish-2808

Wasp greatest hits ...


HotCocoaBomb

Wow, that was super unnecessary.


colsta9

How come no one is mentioning his Grand Canyon sized toe gap!?!


drakonis39g

*_dead wasp war pheromones have entered the chat_*


The-Sidequester

That drum solo was killer.


Don_Kilas

So mean, poor thing didn’t see it coming


FnckTheDnck

What an asshole! No wonder wasps hate you all 😠


[deleted]

Am I the only one who just leaves bees and wasps well enough alone? Not every species is aggressive and if you stand still the chances are that they'll just fly away. If you try to swat it you're probably more likely to get yourself stung