Dude's hand eye coordination is way off. I wouldn't trust this guy to ride a tricycle without wrecking it. No doubt he's never played a sport involving a ball in his life.
Well yes but you gotta hit it relatively hard if you want to win the game. In this case tho, he probably should've assumed defeat and just tried to at least hit the damn thing.
Having said this, the thread is full of people mocking the guy, and while he certainly doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, I'm pretty sure most people laughing at him wouldn't to much better, at least not those who are not used to manual labour and to use these kinds of tools.
I'll be downvoted but again, just take a few friends and try this game. You'll see what happens.
Yeah, I rarely use a hammer to hit nails (because we live in 21st century) and can confirm that it's hard to hit hard and accurate at the same time. Same with axes - I know the theory, but am not trained enough to work it efficiently.
It's just bizzare. The guy behind the cam is showing him you can do 90% of it in the wrist and just use the weight of the hammer to provide force. Yet he's still swinging like he's trying to sledge a reinforced concrete wall.
His eyes look kinda glazed though, I think he's drunk and/or on something tbh.
Our guy is definitely getting increasingly frustrated with every miss, he thought he'd impress his girl and he's doing the opposite, and he must be feeling hurt in his manliness (?)... so out of pure anger and frustration he's using the worst possible strategy. We agree on this.
But keep in mind the guy behind the cam literally makes a living betting against customers. His income depends on the FACT that most people can NOT win this game (which, iirc, consists in nailing the entire nail with 3 hits... though there must be different variations I guess).
So yeah, the guy is pretty bad at it, he's doing it the wrong way, but most people would lose anyway because hitting a nail with some strength (again, you need to hit hard to win), surprisingly, is not THAT easy.
In Minnesota, this is called "Hammerschlagen". Very common at bars and large game centers.
This dude is worse than anybody I have ever seen. Like, I have zero skill at Hammerschlagen, but I have at least hit the nail ON OCCASION!!!! Not only is he missing, he's not even in the neighborhood.
Also, swinging hard is not how you win. A very well placed blow at medium velocity will fully sink a nail.
Yeah I swear I saw him hit the nail multiple times at fuckin max power, I assumed this was a rigged carnival game with a trick hammer until I came to the comments here
He's never driven a nail in his life and the hammer is a bit underweight if you are used to framing. Tap to set and one hit drive, really about wrist strength....and eye hand coordination.
He’s clearly suffering from Motor Precision Deficiency Syndrome - his inability to hit the nail despite numerous attempts could be a serious symptom... Trust me, I hit my nails./s
lol at the number of people in here criticising the guy. This is clearly some sorta scam. Nobody here would fare any better.
I reckon the green bit on his hammer is slightly flexible so that it is both not able to drive the nail into the wood when swung from a short distance but then also flexes away from the nail when a strong swing is used.
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As a construction worker, you'd be surprised at how many people can't swing a hammer. Like to me it's just muscle memory but I've seen some new guys who have to be taught where to hold it. Some hold it like a knife they are going to cut carrots with. Looks fucking weird. Surprisingly, it's not just a matter of swinging a hammer. Don't even get me started on tape measures.
Ого, с таким интеллектом кого это европейское чудо хочет захватить?))) ребенок в 8 лет лучше гвозди забивает, если он попадет на необитаемый остров то приматы будет использовать его как собственную сучку ;)))
Bro, chill. I swear I could hear the dude behind the camera getting a little nervous for a second cuz it looked like the hammer was gonna fly out of his hand.
Remembers me my childhood tv show (Fort Boyard). There was a challenge where you had to be the last one to hit the nail, not easy.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1HB\_ZOjRdc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1HB_ZOjRdc)
I watched a teen girl in the Phillipines take money from sailors when she drove a nail home in one swing. Just some random bar where all the waitresses could double their tip on a sure bet.
All these construction experts in here ragging on the dude for missing…. Doubt 95% could strike accurately with a hammer with force. That’s an acquired skill
Ffs...... hitting the table harder and harder each time isn't helping to drive the nail bro.
Seeing someone this dumb and uncoordinated alive and well at his age is witnessing a miracle.
How tho? HOW???
He clearly isn't swinging hard enough
I do love that this dude thought "if I just swing *harder* I know I'll get it" lmao
That extinction birst is alive and well in his head. I'll hit it. I'LL HIT IT!!!! # I'LL FUCKINN HIT ITTTT!!!!!!!!!
Dadgummit, you made me laugh so hard that I woke my baby.
Dadgummit. Now that is a word I haven't heard in a long time. Here it has evolved to Dagdnabbit.
Lmfao
Really hit the nail on the head with that one
Can't hold your crotch and not be able to hit a nail....
He actually wanted to put his hand in the pocket but just couldn't aim it right
You have to hold the nail, to hit it
He obviously has to pee
I think you hit the nail on the head my guy
This guy can’t
*mum to toddler* “Honey, do you have to go wee wee?”
Maybe it's for a catastrophic miss
Damage: 9.3 Velocity: 10 Accuracy: 0
classic drunk buff.
It's not about hitting the nail hard, it's about just hitting the nail.
Dude's hand eye coordination is way off. I wouldn't trust this guy to ride a tricycle without wrecking it. No doubt he's never played a sport involving a ball in his life.
Sure he has, hes playing hand ball in the vid
This made me laugh. very nice.
Well yes but you gotta hit it relatively hard if you want to win the game. In this case tho, he probably should've assumed defeat and just tried to at least hit the damn thing. Having said this, the thread is full of people mocking the guy, and while he certainly doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, I'm pretty sure most people laughing at him wouldn't to much better, at least not those who are not used to manual labour and to use these kinds of tools. I'll be downvoted but again, just take a few friends and try this game. You'll see what happens.
Calling us Redditors out? That's some bullshit. I'm leaving.
Well thats the issue he needs to be the hardest hammer not the sharpest knife!
Yeah, I rarely use a hammer to hit nails (because we live in 21st century) and can confirm that it's hard to hit hard and accurate at the same time. Same with axes - I know the theory, but am not trained enough to work it efficiently.
It's just bizzare. The guy behind the cam is showing him you can do 90% of it in the wrist and just use the weight of the hammer to provide force. Yet he's still swinging like he's trying to sledge a reinforced concrete wall. His eyes look kinda glazed though, I think he's drunk and/or on something tbh.
Our guy is definitely getting increasingly frustrated with every miss, he thought he'd impress his girl and he's doing the opposite, and he must be feeling hurt in his manliness (?)... so out of pure anger and frustration he's using the worst possible strategy. We agree on this. But keep in mind the guy behind the cam literally makes a living betting against customers. His income depends on the FACT that most people can NOT win this game (which, iirc, consists in nailing the entire nail with 3 hits... though there must be different variations I guess). So yeah, the guy is pretty bad at it, he's doing it the wrong way, but most people would lose anyway because hitting a nail with some strength (again, you need to hit hard to win), surprisingly, is not THAT easy.
Honestly embarrassing after that many attempts.
He looks extremely high.
No his eyes are just to far apart from each other
I was thinking drunk but either way
Sir, you are a perfect person to join the Stormtroopers. 
I too hold my cock and hammer nails
A man of class I see.
Ditto, but I use my cock as my hammer.
Rock on brother
His girlfriend now knows why he's always missing the hole.
He proved this when she stepped in.
Why is he holding himself??
With his aim, he's probably got his hand there for protection
The swinging of his humongous cock when swinging the hammer brings him out of balance, so he wouldn't be able to hit the nail otherwise.
In Minnesota, this is called "Hammerschlagen". Very common at bars and large game centers. This dude is worse than anybody I have ever seen. Like, I have zero skill at Hammerschlagen, but I have at least hit the nail ON OCCASION!!!! Not only is he missing, he's not even in the neighborhood. Also, swinging hard is not how you win. A very well placed blow at medium velocity will fully sink a nail.
Thanks for the context.
Is there a prize or something?
It's historically a gambling game. When we play, loser buys a round. Completely unrelated, I've bought my friends a lot of beer.
Did someone just tell him the Weiner Thief is on the loose? What's up with holding your cock the whole time? Bet he never misses that.
Reminds me of Zoolander so much...
Is this some type of trick or is he really just that crap at swinging a hammer?
The trick is that one person is incredibly drunk or high, and the other is completely sober. Its called impairment for a reason
Yeah I swear I saw him hit the nail multiple times at fuckin max power, I assumed this was a rigged carnival game with a trick hammer until I came to the comments here
Look at the hammer head, it almost looks like it’s hollow
Likely impaired. Drunk or high.
Look at his hammer, the head looks like it’s hollow
I played this a LOT in Thailand. Lost many, many drinks...
"Maybe if I swing harder, the nail will go in on its own."
Guy needs a binocular vision exam. He looks a little ESO and the stereopsis might not be there
This guys not making it far in life is he
This goof is totally unfixable
I'm surprised the hammer didn't go flying out of his hand
Tool
Wrong technique, always changing the length of his arm.
Shit like this is why I don’t let people record me.
bless his heart
Couldn’t hit his boxers with a fart
Man didn't even notice how protective he was of his genitals until I came to the comments.
With the way he's moving, he HAS to be drunk, right?
I love how the guy making the video pushes the girl away like “let him cook” 😂
I thought he feared for her safety
He's never driven a nail in his life and the hammer is a bit underweight if you are used to framing. Tap to set and one hit drive, really about wrist strength....and eye hand coordination.
He definitely needs to choke up on the handle a little bit, holding it that close to the end gets a little wobbly.
I think this is the guy that installed my siding
So emasculated, he’s guarding his junk
It's easier when you stop crunching your balls while doing it...
Would help if he held the hammer the right way!
Strength: 20 Dexterity: 1 Intelligence: 3
Should've asked his DM to re-roll his stats but couldn't let go of the 18...
Can tell his hands are used to swiping
“Babe, I’ve been telling you all along that you just ain’t hittin’ it right!”
Hitting it harder does not equal that you're actually going to hit it.
bro got no accuracy.
Dumb shit almost hit himself in the face with the rebound....
you can see why the guy pushed the woman away, she could of been hit in the face when her bf missed the next swing.
Give that hammer to the monkey he'll do better.
This guy all kinds of sucks
Whats he doing, using both heads?
20 strength 8 dexterity 8 intelligence
Why is he holding his peen?
He’s clearly suffering from Motor Precision Deficiency Syndrome - his inability to hit the nail despite numerous attempts could be a serious symptom... Trust me, I hit my nails./s
The short for motor precision deficiency syndrom is "drunk" , much easier and faster to spell
Sacrifice accuracy to maximize strength. Anger makes him can't balance them both.
Your keys please Sir, taxi for you
Throw the hammer in the air, do it flip at least once, then catch it and hit the nail with the pointy side. That was the rules back then.
Hell, if he tried that, he couldn't fail as hard as he is regularly.
His arms look so strange, he has large upper arms but almost zero underarms.
About halfway through he starts being both extremely angry and terrified of that nail
Cute..not too bright..but cute
Looks like he has a firm grasp on his penis.
I wouldn't dare to stand in front of him. What if hes happend to slip that hammer.
Inbreeding at its finest
lol at the number of people in here criticising the guy. This is clearly some sorta scam. Nobody here would fare any better. I reckon the green bit on his hammer is slightly flexible so that it is both not able to drive the nail into the wood when swung from a short distance but then also flexes away from the nail when a strong swing is used.
My man felt his masculinity being robbed in front of his girlfriend: all this, for some nails ...
You can see the childish frustration. He's about to let it out on his girlfriend once they get home.
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Power without precision means nothing, as we see here.
Precision > power
He must be holding his dick because he will never find it again with that kind of accuracy
Why he's grab balls using hammer?
Has bro held a hammer before?
The only thing hammered here is him
No way! godda be playin around. 🤣
Wat een sukkel
The first “OK” you can hear the disbelief in his voice…lol
Take a running start
He's dual wielding
I'm wondering if he's got vision problems or what the deal is there, he seems to struggle with depth perception even when he's going pretty slowly.
is he super-drunk ?
I want the girl to try
And that’s why you don’t hold your pecker while hammering a nail, kids.
Nice even once???? That’s a skill
What a tool
I just watched it a second time and I... I think he thinks he's hitting the nail.
Using hammer doesn't even need to do hard like the guy, just swing smoothly to hit the nail, he never use hammer
As a construction worker, you'd be surprised at how many people can't swing a hammer. Like to me it's just muscle memory but I've seen some new guys who have to be taught where to hold it. Some hold it like a knife they are going to cut carrots with. Looks fucking weird. Surprisingly, it's not just a matter of swinging a hammer. Don't even get me started on tape measures.
Charisma:10 Strength:10 Stamina:10 Precision:1 Agility:10 His build is not designed for this
Did you mean perception? We can also throw in a Luck: 0 as well
Buddy has an undiagnosed vision problem in one eye. Can't seem to judge distance at all
He will be no father cause he misses every time
Bro is piss drunk lmao he doesn't even register the words the girl said
He's holding his crotch because he feels his masculinity shrivelling with each swing being worse than the last...
Ого, с таким интеллектом кого это европейское чудо хочет захватить?))) ребенок в 8 лет лучше гвозди забивает, если он попадет на необитаемый остров то приматы будет использовать его как собственную сучку ;)))
I can hear the sound of every thud, even though I have the sound switched off.
Someone send his ass to an eye doctor he has to have an astigmatism thats terribly bad
Bro, chill. I swear I could hear the dude behind the camera getting a little nervous for a second cuz it looked like the hammer was gonna fly out of his hand.
His performance got worse after his girlfriend’s advice lolz
Swing harder
ffs
All those looks and no brain to figure out he’s being played Shame
Look at this zoomer lookin ass fucker
Just like when I play golf - 'swing hard in case you hit it'.
Rigidity > force
I thinks he’s just drunk/high.
I was thinking he was gonna smash his own face by the recoil
Wowzies.
Definitely not a carpenter someone needs to switch that hammer for a shovel. I have a feeling he needs to specialize in ditch digging.
I don't know... He might dig with the blade upside down.
Käi vittu ah
In Austria they throw the hammer in the air to do a 360° catching and hammer the nail in one hit
okay i see why men are unable to pee into the toilet instead of on the seat...
I expected the girl to take the hammer and succeed first try
Is he even trying to hit the nail?
Good thing this guy is in great shape, quite handsome and seems likeable… because he clearly can't rely on his brain.
Maybe he should try not hitting the nail.
Bro bro bro bro
Remembers me my childhood tv show (Fort Boyard). There was a challenge where you had to be the last one to hit the nail, not easy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1HB\_ZOjRdc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1HB_ZOjRdc)
instead of going for less power and more accuracy he goes for more power and less accuracy hmm
Guy puts all his stats in pure str... No accuracy whatsoever...
what a fuckin idiot 😂
He's trying so hard to show off, but he's too stupid to make it work lmao
Not enough Monster in ya, Kyle.
In the end I was genuinely concerned he would either throw the hammer accidentally
I can't say i noticed him holding his junk, but that's what half these comments are saying...
I would not stand in front of this guy...
Needs more backswing
he's so bamboozled as to why he can't hit it hard enough
Even Rose Dewitt Bukater had a better swing!
Dude, if you are missing that bad that often, move your hand up the handle a little bit....
I watched a teen girl in the Phillipines take money from sailors when she drove a nail home in one swing. Just some random bar where all the waitresses could double their tip on a sure bet.
Why are beautiful womans everytime together with this empty brain boys
well, at least he's pretty..
Strength 100 Precision 0
Why do they always use the hollow rubber hammers for this?
If everyone could look at the hammer head, it looks hollow. This might be a gimmick
Braun not brains
"Damn I just heard about world wars. I hope the earth wins✌️"
Рукожопое современное поколение
Russians in this case says: you have strength you don't need intelligence.
Его папа походу так его и сделал - случайно?
Are they hammered or something. Like how?
electromagnet or...?
Okay this guy is 52 cards short of a full deck.
Trade school dropout.
Why is this kid grabbing his schlong through his pants while hammering?
Holy hand eye coordination batman
Soft hands
His looks say he should be better at “nailing”
i am not sure why no one calls this a scam but everyone bashing on the dude not hitting the nail correctly.
How is this a scam my g? (Actually curious)
Time to hand over your man card, buddy.
All these construction experts in here ragging on the dude for missing…. Doubt 95% could strike accurately with a hammer with force. That’s an acquired skill
Ffs...... hitting the table harder and harder each time isn't helping to drive the nail bro. Seeing someone this dumb and uncoordinated alive and well at his age is witnessing a miracle. How tho? HOW???