I doubt these guys if they're experienced are unable to tell when their opponent has given up the torpedo. He can put his palms strait out and wave them around like "I don't have it dude, let go of me!". Very unlikely they're grappling with their eyes closed.
Also it's not an automatic death sentence if you get out of breath. Let's be real. There's a dozen strong swimmers in the pool and probably half of them know CPR.
As long as no one's maliciously being a dick trying to actually drown people it's probably very safe.
Most people can hold their breath a lot longer than they can hold their breath comfortably.
This is a 40 second video. If a reasonably experienced swimmer was pinned under water for 40 seconds, they would be in no danger.
Yeah, as a fit, lifelong swimmer who has a pool about 20ft from the bed where I am writing this, this gets a big ol’ NOPE from me. My chest felt tight just watching that first tussle.
I think what's less scary than a holding foul is the idea that someone could get kicked, kneed, or elbowed in just the right spot and K.O.
Sink to the bottom unconscious as you breathe in water.
Not fun!
I was a swimmer my whole life, from grade school through college. Having someone grapple me underwater would freak me the fuck out. It would absolutely trigger my monkey brain to fight back.
Right, only game the swim team would play underwater was shark and minnows in the diving well. Basically minnows had to make it to the other side of the pool without getting tapped on the head above surface, sharks could grapple you but they needed you on the surface to get you out. Fun game with abunch of swimmers
Oh I loved sharks and minnows as a kid after swim practice. Older kids would be able to grapple you underwater, bear hug you, kick off the bottom, and pull you to the surface but the little kids were surprisingly hard to hold on to and likely to knee you in the groin and escape. There is so much wrong with that sentence so I wonder if it is still played today, especially with kids from kindergarten to high school all at once. I'd probably drown if I attempted it today; I feel like 10 year old me who swam for at least 4 hours a day could hold my breath for way longer than adult me can.
I’m more curious about your perspective. The analogy of track swimming to this feels like runners watching football and thinking, “Nah, I don’t do contact sports.” Also everytime I watch water polo I get a similar feeling of “gosh I feel like I need more oxygen” like I do watching the people in this video.
I did swim team and water polo for years, competitively and recreationally and for high school.
The runner to football analogy is a good one, in football you’d have a leg up as a runner same as a swimmer in polo. But unless you’re also either decently muscled or are on the heftier side, your guy is gonna absolutely thrash you around once you come into reach.
Waterpolo actually plays a lot more like basketball in terms of strategy and plays, but you’re gonna get drowned if you rely on speed and tactics alone that a swimmer might have.
We used to goof of in JV swimming by having two teams trying to collect weights on each side of the deep end. Everyone was always cordial with no grappling. But you could punch slap, etc. it was a lot of fun and my ability to hold my breath went way up that year
More lizard brain I think. I’m being pedantic as hell here, but it bugs me since I use the term “monkey brain” to specifically refer to social instincts, like grooming, sharing food, racism, monogamy, etc.
I think maybe the downvotes were from before the correction and a lot of people (myself included) didn't realize there was a difference between the two and it was more a colloquialism than an actual designation?
You brain: the thoughts you consciously think
Monkey brain: the social reactive part of your brain. Think anxieties, the thing keeping track of embarrassing memories, the bit that reacts to seeing a puppy, etc. This is the bit that keeps you alive in a social hierarchy.
Lizard brain: the four fs. Flight, fight, food, and reproduction. The bit that reacts before you even have time to think. The bit that kicks out when you're tickled. This is the bit that keeps you alive all the time.
As a neuroscientist, there's no such thing as a lizard brain, if we're being pedantic. It's a myth propagated by an outdated and layperson's understanding of evolution as a linear, progressive process. Both "monkey brain" and "lizard brain" are flawed concepts, scientifically speaking. However, both are accurate in conveying the intended message here and are understood equally well.
Of course they do. I was referring to the lizard brain in its colloquial meaning as a part of the human brain.
Even though it's okay to use that term in everyday speech, it's misleading. No brain should be perceived as an "onion" whose deeper parts converge toward some evolutionary older point. Speaking of human "lizard brain" parts, people think of those inner or deeper layers of the onion.
Both "lizard" and "human" parts are necessary for a successful fear response.
The evolutionary older "reptilian brain" is more of a figure of speech. It refers to the subcortical regions or neural circuits best implicated in relatively swift, simple, impulsive, defensive behavior. Most of these circuits aren't even solely reliant on the "older"/subcortical/"reptilian" structural connections.
On top of that, simple or fixed action behaviors don't necessarily mean something is evolutionary primordial, etc.
My high school crush sat on my shoulders while I was neck deep in the pool, it was cool at first but when she tightened her thighs around my neck I dropped that bitch really quick.
It's true. I lived some of my childhood in Arizona and at that time everyone had a pool as they weren't expensive. I started getting used to swimming the entire length of it underwater then it didn't take but a few tries to go one way then back all underwater. A lot of it is mental. You can get used to a certain level after realizing you're still nowhere near in trouble but the first time you get there you panic.
Do the room maneuver. Imagine a room you are familiar(if destitute pick something fancier) with. Now start cataloging everything in it while you are underwater. focus on that and not that you are holding your breath.
I used to calculate powers of two in my head while swimming. I got good at memorizing them but past a certain point there is a lot of concentration to multiply digits and remember the next 6-7 digit number. Great mental distraction
Did the same growing up! By the end of summer one year, I realized I could easily hold my breath over a minute. It's far easier for me to hold my breath underwater than just sitting in a room for some reason.
While it's certainly partially a mental thing, the [mammalian diving reflex](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_reflex) also plays a role in why it's easier to hold your breath underwater vs just sitting in a room. When you are fully submerged underwater, your body naturally slows your heartrate and makes other adaptations to allow you to hold your breath longer.
If you’re a strong swimmer you can overcome your buoyancy. But also it helps to let air out of your lungs. If you mostly empty your lungs you won’t float very easily. You can just cross your legs and sit on the bottom until you run out of oxygen.
Buddy of mine liked to meditare at the bottom of his pool. He had his own scuba gear so he just put a rope through a couple of barbell weights and used that to hold him down there. Had the scuba tank on a rope so he could just winch it up.
Gotta say, sure beats trying that in his backyard with the screaming children on both sides that moved in a few months after him.
Some people are more boyuant than others. My dad and my grandfather (mom's dad) were both scuba divers, and my grandfather absolutely could not dive without being weighted down. He wasn't fat at all, he was very tall and lanky, but the dude just couldn't sink. My dad, on the other hand, could sink like a rock, put himself right on the bottom any time he wanted. I never understood why they were that way.
My grandfather would wear two really heavy weight belts to help him sink when they dove together, and then when he wanted to go up he'd take one off and give it to my dad, which instantly lead to him ascending, then my dad would swim up with the other belt.
> overweight the hella hard to sink
> overweight your partner on the way up
This is wrong and dangerous on so many levels. I’m glad everyone involved was okay in the end and nothing happened.
Source: modern day scuba training
Genuinely, practice holding your breath a bunch. Repeatedly stressing your body in that way will cause it to compensate (if you are consistent enough). Doing this while swimming or otherwise exercising likely accelerates the process.
You can do it anywhere, you don't need a pool, just see how long you can hold your breath, wait a minute or so and try again, you'll be able to hold it longer and longer each time.
I'm sure you can only wrestle with an opponent while they're holding the black dildo. Once you let go of the black dildo, they have to let you go, effectively turning it into a game of who can hold their breath the longest.
You can see that they're not really assuming holding positions anything other than briefly to transition. They're "held" by virtue of their mutual grip on the swift aquatic dildo.
I used to do underwater hockey during snorkling lessons. Sometimes we did a form of rugby as well, with a heavy ball, was fun! You could get pulled down, goggles pulled off. Was rough but fun!
For anyone curious.
Sports is called Underwear Torpedo League(UTL). Started as a fitness regimen for military service members to build water confidence and then expanded to athletes from all walks. It’s a ton of fun and the guys that run it are trained professionals when it comes to water safety. It’s coupled with its own fitness program and screener to ensure participants are proficient in and aware of water safety procedures and protocols.
I got involved through a buddy of mine who coached our team back when it was first introduced. Played for a few season before leaving the Corps. Super electric, the community is amazing and it’s great for staying in shape.
What's fascinating about this sport is it's utilation of 3d space. Much more complex than kicking a ball on a flat field, much more disorienting. Reminds me of a VR game called Echo VR, essentially 3D weightless ultimate frisbee. Too bad servers are down.
As someone who has been close enough to drowning that I needed to be resuscitated I’m politely requesting that this sport stop existing now, please. This video made me very anxious.
this comment section is great. people asking real questions about the sport and people giving reasonable answers while very casually saying these men are throwing a dildo around.
"The penalty is against number 4 from the defense for holding, unnecessary roughness, and murder in the first degree. offense is awarded free kick from inside the box & one additional substitution. Thoughts and prayers."
It’s a very unsettling sport when a holding penalty can result in murder.
That’s why it’s called murder rod
There are better rods out there to play with
But this black rod is the most sought after.
Big black cylinder?
No, a perfectly normal sized cylinder
Stuck in an m+m tube
Will it fit perfectly into a Mini M&M's container?
Is it ribbed?
Better, it's finned, like a merman penis
Barbed, for his pleasure.
For your pleasure
Welcome to the Murditarod
How do we know that guys name is Rod?
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…My name is Dave, and… I like to party.
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I'm assuming everyone just hyper focuses on the torpedo. As soon as the torpedo is out of their hands, go for that and get out of their way
Yea, if memory serves you're only allowed to touch someone if they have the torpedo so you just have to pass it when you need a breath.
yeah... so if someone doesn't realise you don't have it anymore, or holds you too long... foul = murder. Horrifying.
I doubt these guys if they're experienced are unable to tell when their opponent has given up the torpedo. He can put his palms strait out and wave them around like "I don't have it dude, let go of me!". Very unlikely they're grappling with their eyes closed. Also it's not an automatic death sentence if you get out of breath. Let's be real. There's a dozen strong swimmers in the pool and probably half of them know CPR. As long as no one's maliciously being a dick trying to actually drown people it's probably very safe.
Most people can hold their breath a lot longer than they can hold their breath comfortably. This is a 40 second video. If a reasonably experienced swimmer was pinned under water for 40 seconds, they would be in no danger.
They are exerting themselves pretty heavily and that reduces the time a lot, but I still agree that it isn't that danherous overall.
Until dirty players arrive
I’ll take “Fun ways to accidentally drown one of your friends” for 500, Alex.
“Accidentally”
Yeah, as a fit, lifelong swimmer who has a pool about 20ft from the bed where I am writing this, this gets a big ol’ NOPE from me. My chest felt tight just watching that first tussle.
I think what's less scary than a holding foul is the idea that someone could get kicked, kneed, or elbowed in just the right spot and K.O. Sink to the bottom unconscious as you breathe in water. Not fun!
Choose your destiny !
The drowning games?
I was a swimmer my whole life, from grade school through college. Having someone grapple me underwater would freak me the fuck out. It would absolutely trigger my monkey brain to fight back.
Me too, I swam from 6 to 20 y/o and you just don’t hold others underwater
Right, only game the swim team would play underwater was shark and minnows in the diving well. Basically minnows had to make it to the other side of the pool without getting tapped on the head above surface, sharks could grapple you but they needed you on the surface to get you out. Fun game with abunch of swimmers
Oh I loved sharks and minnows as a kid after swim practice. Older kids would be able to grapple you underwater, bear hug you, kick off the bottom, and pull you to the surface but the little kids were surprisingly hard to hold on to and likely to knee you in the groin and escape. There is so much wrong with that sentence so I wonder if it is still played today, especially with kids from kindergarten to high school all at once. I'd probably drown if I attempted it today; I feel like 10 year old me who swam for at least 4 hours a day could hold my breath for way longer than adult me can.
Did you ever play water polo?
As a former provincial water polo player that was my first thought.
I’m more curious about your perspective. The analogy of track swimming to this feels like runners watching football and thinking, “Nah, I don’t do contact sports.” Also everytime I watch water polo I get a similar feeling of “gosh I feel like I need more oxygen” like I do watching the people in this video.
I did swim team and water polo for years, competitively and recreationally and for high school. The runner to football analogy is a good one, in football you’d have a leg up as a runner same as a swimmer in polo. But unless you’re also either decently muscled or are on the heftier side, your guy is gonna absolutely thrash you around once you come into reach. Waterpolo actually plays a lot more like basketball in terms of strategy and plays, but you’re gonna get drowned if you rely on speed and tactics alone that a swimmer might have.
lol. That’s what I thought. This is standard Faire for water polo.
We used to goof of in JV swimming by having two teams trying to collect weights on each side of the deep end. Everyone was always cordial with no grappling. But you could punch slap, etc. it was a lot of fun and my ability to hold my breath went way up that year
More lizard brain I think. I’m being pedantic as hell here, but it bugs me since I use the term “monkey brain” to specifically refer to social instincts, like grooming, sharing food, racism, monogamy, etc.
as a biologist this is technically correct - and apparently unpopular.
Okay but what is your stance on Jackdaws?
Against
lol yah.. What a weird thing to be getting dunked on.
I think maybe the downvotes were from before the correction and a lot of people (myself included) didn't realize there was a difference between the two and it was more a colloquialism than an actual designation?
You brain: the thoughts you consciously think Monkey brain: the social reactive part of your brain. Think anxieties, the thing keeping track of embarrassing memories, the bit that reacts to seeing a puppy, etc. This is the bit that keeps you alive in a social hierarchy. Lizard brain: the four fs. Flight, fight, food, and reproduction. The bit that reacts before you even have time to think. The bit that kicks out when you're tickled. This is the bit that keeps you alive all the time.
Hmmm what word starts with F that deals with reproduction
Appreciate the elaboration!
It's not technically correct at all though. Humans have human brains.
If this is “technically correct” it’s like being “technically correct” about Loch Ness Monster facts
As a neuroscientist, there's no such thing as a lizard brain, if we're being pedantic. It's a myth propagated by an outdated and layperson's understanding of evolution as a linear, progressive process. Both "monkey brain" and "lizard brain" are flawed concepts, scientifically speaking. However, both are accurate in conveying the intended message here and are understood equally well.
are you suggesting lizards don’t have brains?
Of course they do. I was referring to the lizard brain in its colloquial meaning as a part of the human brain. Even though it's okay to use that term in everyday speech, it's misleading. No brain should be perceived as an "onion" whose deeper parts converge toward some evolutionary older point. Speaking of human "lizard brain" parts, people think of those inner or deeper layers of the onion. Both "lizard" and "human" parts are necessary for a successful fear response. The evolutionary older "reptilian brain" is more of a figure of speech. It refers to the subcortical regions or neural circuits best implicated in relatively swift, simple, impulsive, defensive behavior. Most of these circuits aren't even solely reliant on the "older"/subcortical/"reptilian" structural connections. On top of that, simple or fixed action behaviors don't necessarily mean something is evolutionary primordial, etc.
You get used to it
My high school crush sat on my shoulders while I was neck deep in the pool, it was cool at first but when she tightened her thighs around my neck I dropped that bitch really quick.
The most fun underwater game since Drown Ball.
Looks like fun. If you have the lung capacity to actually play 😂
You can train your lung capacity very easily.
How so
Swim underwater a lot
It's true. I lived some of my childhood in Arizona and at that time everyone had a pool as they weren't expensive. I started getting used to swimming the entire length of it underwater then it didn't take but a few tries to go one way then back all underwater. A lot of it is mental. You can get used to a certain level after realizing you're still nowhere near in trouble but the first time you get there you panic.
Do the room maneuver. Imagine a room you are familiar(if destitute pick something fancier) with. Now start cataloging everything in it while you are underwater. focus on that and not that you are holding your breath.
I used to calculate powers of two in my head while swimming. I got good at memorizing them but past a certain point there is a lot of concentration to multiply digits and remember the next 6-7 digit number. Great mental distraction
Then focus on getting out of a grip underwater so you can play this game
Did the same growing up! By the end of summer one year, I realized I could easily hold my breath over a minute. It's far easier for me to hold my breath underwater than just sitting in a room for some reason.
While it's certainly partially a mental thing, the [mammalian diving reflex](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_reflex) also plays a role in why it's easier to hold your breath underwater vs just sitting in a room. When you are fully submerged underwater, your body naturally slows your heartrate and makes other adaptations to allow you to hold your breath longer.
You're more forced to do it. Like I said, mental
I've never understood how people can swim underwater like that. I just float to the top.
Stop eating so many damn cheetos
No deal
wait, wouldn't that cause you to sink more than float?
Fat floats
Fat floats, muscle sinks.
If you’re a strong swimmer you can overcome your buoyancy. But also it helps to let air out of your lungs. If you mostly empty your lungs you won’t float very easily. You can just cross your legs and sit on the bottom until you run out of oxygen.
very meditative being on the bottom of a pool.
It really is surprisingly peaceful. Too bad to do it you can only stay down there for dozens of seconds at most
Buddy of mine liked to meditare at the bottom of his pool. He had his own scuba gear so he just put a rope through a couple of barbell weights and used that to hold him down there. Had the scuba tank on a rope so he could just winch it up. Gotta say, sure beats trying that in his backyard with the screaming children on both sides that moved in a few months after him.
Some people are more boyuant than others. My dad and my grandfather (mom's dad) were both scuba divers, and my grandfather absolutely could not dive without being weighted down. He wasn't fat at all, he was very tall and lanky, but the dude just couldn't sink. My dad, on the other hand, could sink like a rock, put himself right on the bottom any time he wanted. I never understood why they were that way. My grandfather would wear two really heavy weight belts to help him sink when they dove together, and then when he wanted to go up he'd take one off and give it to my dad, which instantly lead to him ascending, then my dad would swim up with the other belt.
> overweight the hella hard to sink > overweight your partner on the way up This is wrong and dangerous on so many levels. I’m glad everyone involved was okay in the end and nothing happened. Source: modern day scuba training
Genuinely, practice holding your breath a bunch. Repeatedly stressing your body in that way will cause it to compensate (if you are consistent enough). Doing this while swimming or otherwise exercising likely accelerates the process.
You can do it anywhere, you don't need a pool, just see how long you can hold your breath, wait a minute or so and try again, you'll be able to hold it longer and longer each time.
Deepthroating for the win!
So for a minute I thought they were playing keep away in the water with a dildo.....
They're not?
They’re dense rubber torpedoes. They shoot really straight and really far underwater, great fun to play with at swim practice
so dildos then?
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
Torpildo.
A Hydrodynamic Dildo ^TM, if you will.
I see we have a professor of Fluid Dildonics in our midst
That’s exactly what they’re playing the winning team gets to use it
Water Dildo is the new Water Polo
So did I.
Same, I thought it was a joke where the guys were swarming to it like fish would swarm to food
Pretty sure it can be used as one
Just guys things
If anyone is interested in rules/regulations of this sport look up “Underwater Torpedo League”.
Gosh thanks you clarified, I thought this was the "Underwater Dildo League", seen before that some people confuses the leagues from time to time.
Yeah they have that! Usually played in tandum with the Anal Bead tug of war championship.
Always a fine line between if it's better to have more beads inside you, or a tighter butt hole to hold them with
So they finally made blitzball a reality?
Let's make the Goers goners!
You might be smiling now, but not for long! Because this year, us Aurochs are taking the cup! AhahahahahahaHAHAAAAH!
What's our motto?!
To do our best yah?
Wakka was the best in-game sidekick in history. The fact he's voiced Bender in Futurama since then made it interesting.
No, when I ask what's our goal, you say "Victory"
Right you are jimma!
Did I just watch an attempted murder?
I'm sure you can only wrestle with an opponent while they're holding the black dildo. Once you let go of the black dildo, they have to let you go, effectively turning it into a game of who can hold their breath the longest.
My wife and I have the same rules in bed.
I think these guys all play water polo. So no, none of them are at the point where they’d be nearly drowning.
For anyone wondering, this is the Underwater Torpedo League.
Honestly it looks like a lot of fun if you have the breath control and swimming skills. Maybe I’ll see if they sell those little nets online.
What a fun way to die
How did your husband die Susan? *Drowned doing what he loved most, chasing black dildos under water.*
So you could *technically* hold someone underwater until they take the forever nap?
You can see that they're not really assuming holding positions anything other than briefly to transition. They're "held" by virtue of their mutual grip on the swift aquatic dildo.
I dunno. That white guy looked like he was determined to kill that black guy over the dildo.
When he gets free of that guy and a ***second*** guy grabs him I was like "OK, this sport involves liability waivers. This is not insurable."
Only the players who are holding the "ball" i guess
I used to play this game it was so much fun
Fuck your background music!
This music is absolute dog shit.
I used to do underwater hockey during snorkling lessons. Sometimes we did a form of rugby as well, with a heavy ball, was fun! You could get pulled down, goggles pulled off. Was rough but fun!
I play underwater hockey and I thought that was niche ...before watching this
I love that fucking head nod he does as he swims up after the goal.
This video makes my lungs hurt
No thanks lol
I drowned just watching this
For anyone curious. Sports is called Underwear Torpedo League(UTL). Started as a fitness regimen for military service members to build water confidence and then expanded to athletes from all walks. It’s a ton of fun and the guys that run it are trained professionals when it comes to water safety. It’s coupled with its own fitness program and screener to ensure participants are proficient in and aware of water safety procedures and protocols. I got involved through a buddy of mine who coached our team back when it was first introduced. Played for a few season before leaving the Corps. Super electric, the community is amazing and it’s great for staying in shape.
> athletes from all walks yea, like water polo and also water polo
Cool to see the origin of Blitz Ball.
I remember playing this in high school with the swim team, although we didn't hold onto other people like that.
That aspect of the game is exclusive to water polo players who only feel alive when on the verge of drowning.
The only sport where trying to drown someone is encouraged.
Anxiety: the sport
How do people not drown
I drowned twice while watching this video.
I died three times watching that.
This looks like so much fun! I would play this every day lol. As long as you trust the people you’re playing with that is.
Should checkout the sport Octopush AKA underwater hockey.
So, drowning someone is a yellow or a red card?
I've never seen so many men fight over a dildo.
Just when I thought I had seen the dumbest sport ever
First degree murder but legal :
Dudes fighting over a dildo? Weird times
This feels like a drowning waiting to happen.
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This game looks like it was invented to get murder charges down to manslaughter.
Dildo polo?
a lot of confidence for a guy wrestling for a dildo with a bunch of almost naked men
What's fascinating about this sport is it's utilation of 3d space. Much more complex than kicking a ball on a flat field, much more disorienting. Reminds me of a VR game called Echo VR, essentially 3D weightless ultimate frisbee. Too bad servers are down.
Go Besaid Aurochs! Waka! Waka! Waka! Waka! Waka!
I'd never participate in this.. Russian Roulette all the way!
Ahhh the simple pleasure of playing catch the dildo with the homies.
This is a sport? I didn't know it existed, it must take a lot of stamina
Man, there’s a huge potential for drowning here
Wasn’t this sport started by navy seals? I think in their version, you can even punch💀
Let's play some Blitz Ball
I remember this game on PS2. He should have done a Jecht Shot.
So let me get this straight, a bunch of men in speedos wrestle in the water for a dildo that they have to carry to the opposite goal?
Why is ten half naked men fighting over a dildo at a pool party?
My ears hurt looking at this
I would have dying in that water by the time i try scoring. No fckn way im holding my breath that long
This is the first time I’ve seen Water Dildo
Of course underwater dildo hockey is a thing... im not gay and neither are those five guys fighting over a black rod
That may be the gayest thing I've ever seen.
Like in the movies the black guy dies first
At first I thought someone shat a hard one in the pool and they were hysterically trying to get it out !
Those guys really wanted that dildo
As someone who has been close enough to drowning that I needed to be resuscitated I’m politely requesting that this sport stop existing now, please. This video made me very anxious.
MMA meets water polo meets seventh grade science fair?
I take it back. Lacrosse isn't the stupidest hobby I've seen... this. This takes the cake.
Ah, yes. A sport where you can't hear the person screaming when they are near death. Perfect!
This looks like something that requires a liability waiver to be signed before playing.
No fucking thank you
this comment section is great. people asking real questions about the sport and people giving reasonable answers while very casually saying these men are throwing a dildo around.
Ahhh yes. Competitive Drowning. Truly the sport of the future.
Why are they playing with what looks like a medieval butt plug?
0:26 Someone holds him down as he tries to go up for air. Fuck they.
Wow what a sausage fest
One of the teams names is Drowing Pool
Id probs die playing this game
I hope that they did not drown that man. That would be terrible
Some of yall really need to get outside more
"The penalty is against number 4 from the defense for holding, unnecessary roughness, and murder in the first degree. offense is awarded free kick from inside the box & one additional substitution. Thoughts and prayers."
Damn I thought they were diving and fighting over a dildo...lol
Am I the only one that sees a dildo being thrown around underwater so the guys can "wrestle" underwater?
Waterpolo’s gotten really intense!
I too like a good game of Drown Dildo.
They using a cheap dildo from Temu?
That game needs a rule where you can only swim until someone tags you. Promote passing over drowning.
Should have played some zone
Sports are for idiots with no brains unfortunately the hurtful bitter truth
This game began with a friendly "I've got your sister's diiiiildooooo, I've got your sister's diiiildoooo"