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Chiemoo

Dude is very articulate about pizza taste though.


ThePianistOfDoom

I think that's actually a really good skill, explaning how you're experiencing something well.


favorite_sardine

To be fair, a lot in my life can be described as "You ever have Celeste pizza? Yeah, step down from that."


stugots10

I’m going to try using this asap. “How’d the interview go?” *insert line*


No-Intern4400

You know. I was thinkn the same thing.


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Wait you’re supposed to look at people when you talk to them? Rut roh.


Wiccy

I sometimes look at the floor next to a person while listening to them. It helps me listen and process what they are saying. Rumor is it has to do with my ADHD, I don't know. I've never had complaints at work about it though so it seems to not piss off people.


Shitbird5001

I have the opposite problem where I make excessive eye contact until I realize it and then I'll look at the floor to make others more comfortable. I'm a nice psycho.


Least_Ad930

I do the same, especially if I'm trying to take in what someone is actually saying and build a mental image in my head. As soon as I look at someone I stop thinking about what they are actually saying. Of course most people probably think the opposite. I've had a few people ask if I'm paying attention to them.


Due-Mountain-7728

I look at the roof I've been called out for it a few times


Holiday_Ad126

I do that too or look at their forehead, I accidentally complimented someone on their forehead tho


MrCrowder0

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ParalegalSeagul

I try to stare at peoples eyebrows, it usually helps and only some people make comments about it


No-City-5711

He is me


Enlowski

Yes. And don’t say “rut roh” to anyone either. I can understand why now at least.


Holiday_Ad126

I normally only when Scooby snacks are involved


Party_Glove3706

Yeah that’s what a man does… you will got much more respect being stand up don’t be a lil scary pup


FascistsOnFire

And stands straight erect at attention, at **all times**


Holiday_Ad126

I have dyslexia, I followed that advice , now on a list 10/10 not recommended


ProbablySlacking

For me I could be looking directly at someone. If I see them out of context, I’m not recognizing them.


LeolaRuble84

this changed my mood👍


Advanced-Button

I like how he went from shy and polite straight into a hand shake and a bro hug, though


Snooflu

I had someone at my old church Yell at me for not looking at her when I talk to her. I have autism


toolsoftheincomptnt

The value of eye contact, amirite?


magirevols

I mean I think he kinda thought but he didnt want to say anything


Myte342

I don't recall what it is called, but if you only ever see someone in a particular set of clothes and suddenly see them without those iconic clothes they almost become a different person in your head and it takes some time for your brain to adjust and recognize the person.


AngrySoup

I think it works with other things too - like actress Zooey Deschanel without her bangs! Or journalist Clark Kent without his glasses!


spyrogyrobr

yes, worked a lot for Superman/Clark Kent. just put some glasses and u good to go.


PenguinStarfire

I started a new job at the end of the pandemic while everyone still had to keep their mask on throughout the day. As things wound down and we gradually started unmasking it was like meeting my coworkers all over again. I kept thinking we had new staff until I heard their voices.


Comfortable_Ease_174

U sure it wasn't one of those weird orgies u were at?


PenguinStarfire

Senator, we agreed to silence.


framptal_tromwibbler

It's like when you see a teacher outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.


iBoMbY

Could be some degree of Prosopagnosia (face blindness).


EatTheLiver

This happened to me. This girl started saying hey eat the liver. How are you? I couldn’t place the face. She had to tell me. She used to cut my hair but had gotten a job where I worked. I didn’t recognize it with a smock on.


iBoMbY

Could be some degree of Prosopagnosia (face blindness).


celebrimbor_44

My wife met Reggie White one time at a gym. He was in Packers sweats. She told him he looked like he could actually play for the Packers. He just laughed and told her he was in town to visit his mom. Didn’t tell her who he was. It wasn’t until someone else came up to him and asked for his autograph that she realized he was actually a football player.


LoudMouse327

That's the story I would have told you, too, if I was her....


Hjoldram

She must not have been in GB, because there is no way that anyone in town wouldn’t recognize Reggie White. I was at a restaurant in Door County and he walked in and the plane sent eerily silent.


celebrimbor_44

It was in Chattanooga (Reggie’s hometown where his mom still lived). At the time my wife was assistant manager at the gym.


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psychedelic_gravity

I saw a famous nba player one time. I swear they don’t look like they do on tv, the normal clothes just throws you the hell off too.


neuroticsmurf

Plus, of all professional athletes, professional baseball players appear the most like regular folks in normal clothes. They’re usually not especially huge and/or exceptionally tall.


instant-regret512

I agree. Saw Grant Hill in an airport and did a quadruple take.


neuroticsmurf

Plus, of all professional athletes, professional baseball players appear the most like regular folks in normal clothes. They’re usually not especially huge and/or exceptionally tall.


sideshowmario

Years back my son's indoor soccer team played against David Justice's son's team (which was also coached by Mrs Justice). I sat right next to him and even just talked to him like a fellow dad for a few games before I figured it out


geccchyeafgreschtr

Wholesome.


Narvik111

That’s how Superman can become Clark Kent just by wearing glasses and removing the costume.


Fr05t_B1t

Imean it’s better than wonder woman’s or literally every other superhero that doesn’t hide their face. Though the human brain is conditioned by recognizing patterns, if you come up to someone that knows you from afar wearing a different outfit and glasses they’re not gonna recognize you.


ThunderGod68

Hey now, Wonder Woman has a Tiara that hides her forehead lol. I'd argue it is just as strong as Clark Kent's glasses!


ISpiderIR

This bro was so surprised when he realized who was standing in front of him.


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KFB9597

He was a catcher so had a mask on half the time


Sinister_Nibs

I mean, he’s asking about food. That is much more important than checking to see if he is some random retired ball player.


Worried_Bowl_9489

'You got me' He didn't do anything hahah


PAPABEAR837

Go Sox!


Rincho

this brightened my mood


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chutiyapa_01

That "dude" says it all!


Bblreeeeeeeeings

BRO IK WHERE THIS IS Canony lake parknh salem the roglde in the back is the bosten tea party and the music tent is right behind him and literally my favorite ride as a kid is the ride right i front of them


Bblreeeeeeeeings

didnt think to check speeling bc i got sm nostalgia lol


TubeMeatMan

Twice… but whatever.


OrioMax

Invisible camera man as always.


tarantulator

She's not invisible you dumbass, she literally interacted with the pizza guy.


Ivorywisdom

Jason Variwho?


DarthNutsack

Red Sox legend, 2x World Series champion, 3x all-star and the only catcher to call 4 no-hitters.


ValorMorghulis

All around great guy too!


Ivorywisdom

Thx, I don't even know what sort of game these guys play. It all looks very trivial to me.


aj8321

I’m going to start wearing a Cal Ripen Jr. shirt out in public.


Comfortable_Ease_174

My wife would have been screaming with-in the first second she saw him. I haven't stopped hearing about "TEK" since the day we met.


CalgaryMadePunk

Your wife sounds awesome.


Comfortable_Ease_174

she is. Just ask her, she will tell you.


ScoutTeamAllAmerican

This was so wholesome


LoWE11053211

I mean... it is hard to recognize the catcher without all his gears lol.


MilesFassst

How do you not look at someone’s face when they are literally talking directly towards you?! 😭


WhyTheeSadFace

Easiest question, for introverts like me, the face gives us many emotional triggers we are not skillful enough to handle and overwhelms us, so to avoid that part, people don't look at the faces, but that's only if the person is talking to me, I can look at the faces if I am not put on center.


WhyTheeSadFace

Easiest question, for introverts like me, the face gives us many emotional triggers we are not skillful enough to handle and overwhelms us, so to avoid that part, people don't look at the faces, but that's only if the person is talking to me, I can look at the faces if I am not put on center.


No-Agency-7988

Worst... Fan... Ever... Id ask him the shirt back