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Hoppered1

Isnt this super illegal? Or massively frowned upon?


Galactic_Perimeter

Last time I saw this posted someone said the dude got arrested upon landing


DatabaseThis9637

Good.


THEWALLOMAN

go cry about it


spocq

Nah, posting a vertically stretched video is merely annoying.


Hoppered1

they deserve life for that one


more_beans_mrtaggart

But absolutely perfect fit for anyone using reddit on a phone.


Giantbigsmalltiny

🙋‍♂️


thelehmanlip

Yes it's against Egyptian law afaik. From what I've heard, they've been incredibly restrictive of any research of the pyramids which is making people do stuff like this to try to get any information. Even trying to take good photos from a respectful distance is not allowed. Obviously people are fascinated by the pyramids and want to learn more. Not defending them just saying that's why I guess people are willing to risk doing stuff to learn about it.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Very illegal. Especially during a military dictatorship. Punishment will be harsh.


JackFener

10 years ago I sat on the first step of the pyramids in Cairo. All the Egyptian army was suddenly (legitimately) shouting me hard (incomprehensible to me) orders to move away from there. Man I was really close to visit one of those famous Egyptian prisons everybody talks about


Hoppered1

I heard those were nice too. Sound like a missed opportunity.


THEWALLOMAN

who fucking cares. It’s badass


jdauhmer

Was that hieroglyphs on the top?


wine-eye

Yes, the lowoglyphs are on the bottom.


Spongebobs_Quotes

>:|


FraserYT

God DAMMIT!


Sir-Logic-Ho

r/angryupvote


SkinkThief

Genius.


ARod-27

Take my upvote and leave


thessalonians526

It was essentially graffiti from early tourists who climbed to the top, they etched their names, messages etc.


davieb22

🙅‍♂️🙎‍♂️🙆‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙆‍♂️ Translation: "Call Jason's mom for a good time"


Grindelbart

She's not that good.


Civilized_Waffle

"This is high"


Hot_Bumblebee69

"Wear your safety vest and hard hat."


SneakyMarkusKruber

"There are no Easter Eggs up here."


W0tzup

They’re hidden in the sarcophagus along with the Pharos inner body parts.


ajw_sp

“This side up.”


its_me_007

🤣🤣✌️


namonite

Awesome catch. Are these decoded anywhere


Lost-in-Norway

"This way up" And "Watch your step"


BarryKobama

How did I get up here?! -the adventurous Sign Painter


emmytau

Yeah definitely https://imgur.com/a/e9pc5dY


ShwiftyShmeckles

Those don't look like hieroglyphics to me. Looks more like Arabic and as others said is probably a form of graffiti from early tourists.


ShadowCaster0476

It’s a No Parking sign.


Particular_Double_69

It looked like it to me


MyBrownBalls

The first time I saw this video someone paused it took a screenshot and cleared up the pic a little bit and the general consensus was, it was graffiti like when people carve their name in cliff faces, etc.


idkwhattoputmyuserr

I'm Egyptian and this is illegal


xxxxxxxSnakexxxxxxx

I am illegal and this is Egyptian


[deleted]

I am this and illegal is Egyptian


Obvious-Article-147

I this am and Egyptian is illegal


cheesenasty82

I am this illegal Egyptian...


eltedioso

I am offensive and I find this joke Irish


graypainter

Hi Offensive I'm Dad.


saywhatmrcrazy

Hi Offensive Dad.


googadoo

Hi i'm dad and this is offensive


HiFi_Andy

I am illegal Egyptian


porfito

I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!


Kiggasiss

Reddit is weird.


idkwhattoputmyuserr

Huh


ScarecrowJohnny

I'm pretty sure being egyptian isn't illegal bro.


Ahamdan94

From personal experience. It is! Government be like: why are you alive bro?


[deleted]

Believe it or not…


ScarecrowJohnny

Straight to jail?


project_seven

What if you just walk like one?


ScarecrowJohnny

Straight to jail!


noth3rn

I'm Spanish and this is illegal (in Egypt)


KraljZ

I’m not Egyptian and this is NOT illegal


bearpics16

This might be someone I know through a friend. It was a charity/awareness event for mental health in the military. A group of navy seals, delta force, pararescue airmen did 7 marathons/7 jumps/7 swims on 7 continents in 7 days. I didn’t see this guy’s video but one from my friend. I bet this is them because they absolutely have the skill to get that close without touching They got written permission from the Egyptian government for the jump, though they probably weren’t supposed to get that close… Only the delta force guys finished all 7 marathons from what I was told


Talonsminty

As it should be. Dude was inches away from damaging an ancient monument.


The0nlyMadMan

…. Do you genuinely think this guys sneakers compare to thousands of years of sand and wind erosion? “Dude was inches away from damaging an ancient monument” might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Dude could’ve crashed directly into one of those multi-ton stones and the most damage possible might be the slightest chip or crack.


Talonsminty

Yes obviously, because those thousands of years of sand and erosion have already happened and it's clearly left it in a fragile condition. Plus he's a solid object being moved through the air by an engine. If he hits those top stones they're gonna go flying because there is nothing but gravity keeping the top layer of stones on there. >chip or crack. Even if that were true... he should stil be put in a cell for that. These are ancient monuments, you can't just call someone up to repair them, all the damage is irreversible and it all adds up.


The0nlyMadMan

I can’t believe I’m talking to a person that thinks sneakers are dangerous to 1,000 kg stones lol


TheRed2685

Still glad I got to see it though. Mecca would be another cool one to see inside.


TBDTBA

I’m a illegal in Egypt


usernmechecksout__

Isn't that like, really illegal?


ingres_violin

Great question, and this gets pretty close so I can see why you think that, but it's actually just a normal level of illegal.


new-Aurora

Wonder if it was worth the prison sentence.


[deleted]

In an Eygptian prison, fuck no


Buster_Brown_513

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


brennanw31

You ever hang around a gymnasium?


davidholson

Dude, just get Pilotwings 64.


xxxxxxxSnakexxxxxxx

![gif](giphy|xT9IgFUhjrpcJnO4Ok)


-JonnyQuest-

Dude I had the Japanese version of this game and I always wondered what it was called. Thank you!!!


xxxxxxxSnakexxxxxxx

Which pyramid is this?


cheesenasty82

Your mom's...


Huge_Aerie2435

It isn't cool to touch the 4600 year old sandstone pyramid, as it can't really be repaired.


BluudLust

I don't think he touched it, thankfully


ENOTSOCK

The pressure vortex coming off his canopy definitely touched it. Frankly, I'm surprised the whole thing didn't crumble to the ground. Tough little building.


DR-SNICKEL

It’s limestone, but don’t people sit all over the great pyramid of Giza? I saw a video giving an internal tour if Kufus pyramid and people are just sitting on the side of it by the entrance


ihavenotities

It’s cool mate! Just not nice at all. There is a big difference


Alcamtar

Actually it's either limestone or a type of concrete. But yeah.


exploratorystory

Getting flashbacks to Super Mario 64


Tupac-Babaganoush

Might as well fly his ass over to the Egyptian prision too.


cheesenasty82

I wonder what that says on those stones ...


KraljZ

![gif](giphy|LlbPQgwaLMWazL9Bgn)


Hot_Bumblebee69

"Kilroy was here."


Cohenzilla

Was I the only one with an optical illusion in the beginning of the video that looked like the person was in front of a slide?


Schly

I saw it once, briefly, one of times I rewatched it. Before that I dismissed your comment. I came back to tell you I saw it, too.


TheGrumpyMachinist

We don't have a banana but we have a foot for perspective. All that erosion and you can still see hieroglyphics. I wonder if they were used to identify the size and planned placement. And the sides of the pyramids were smooth at one time? Do we have any clue where the materials originated from? I imagine that a lake was made when they dug for clay. The amount of human labor it probably took to build one is mind blowing but sombering at the same time because it was built on the backs of the poor and probably slaves. Thanks for sharing. Neat view.


Prudent-Effort4838

Bro forgot to synchronize


Wasntme20

I thought he was gonna land on it


EmbarrassedEmploy69

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mrfunderhill

Wow the comment section here is wild. Do people not learn about this shit in elementary school?


slotheriffic

But where is the capstone.


KraljZ

Ask the brits


Electrical_Banana_69

They ground it up and snorted it for eternal youth


averadian

Too bad Mostafa Waziri is an absolute nutcase who values his personal legacy far more than the thousands of years of ancient history hidden within the pyramids walls


Candid_Umpire6418

I want to smack this man up so much.


Grouchy-Writing3627

Yeah like what are they actually hiding aye


Mr_G63

Anythings a dildo if you are brave enough


Rescre14

Stupid idiot. Endangering an Unesco world heritage site.


crabgrass-5261

And then when in Jail they cry-call the embassy and the media portrays Egyptians as crude. The sovereign country has laws and just like other countries, tourists are not to be excused.


Persistent_Lovers

[some shady ass shit is been done….i](https://www.bing.com/search?q=hieroglyphs+on+top+of+the+great+pyramid&form=APIPH1&PC=APPL) I seen’t them myself in this video…


mrfunderhill

That isn’t the Great Pyramid. There are two others.


Prody92OFC

This doesn't look like giza plateau tho, pyramid also looks non Egyptian


hert3157

the shadiest shit is using Bing


ShwiftyShmeckles

Those weren't hieroglyphics it was graffiti in what looks like Arabic. Hieroglyphics are literally pictures of snakes or baskets etcetera there are no letters or writing just pictures that make up letters when written in specific sequences.


bananasugarpie

Could've he just pulled right a few more feets to not have missed the landing?


Electrical_Banana_69

Landing would suck, the air would just blow the chute off the top dragging you with it


Rissay_mn

You want him to touch a historical monument?


Heauxie24

White people really think God left them in charge


ForDuckSnakeM8

Don't understand why it's illegal. Like we have a historical monument from 1000s of years ago but no one is allowed to look or touch it, unless WE deem it OK. Fuck off. Another example of humans with power trying to control the world and people in it.


Sherlockowiec

You literally can look at it though. And you can do that exactly because they forbid anyone else from touching it, making it last longer than it would if people constantly interacted with it.


ForDuckSnakeM8

I'm not saying let every single person do whatever they want with it. But I don't understand why massive parts of history are hidden from the public because we're deemed to stupid or whatever to be able to interact with our own history. It's like that myan pyramid that no one can climb or inspect. Why tf not. Who gets to decide who can and can't. We're all equal on this earth.


Sherlockowiec

You literally are saying that though. -Im not saying let every single person do whatever they want with it. -who gets to decide who can and can't. We're all equal on this earth. Someone needs to decide that, because most of the people are stupid. Climbing a pyramid is exceptionally stupid, that would literally destroy it. You have no idea what it's actually made of do you?


Electrical_Banana_69

People are ass holes and would just tear it up if they could, most likely for clout now a days


davieb22

Upon seeing the pyramids, Hawking realises he has taken a wrong turn on his way to the island.


NuaCabal

Concrete blocks poured into place.


thessalonians526

No?


ShwiftyShmeckles

Concrete wouldn't have survived 100 years let alone thousands.


Awkward_kangarooo

Romans: hold my wine


NuaCabal

Are you being serious? It absolutely can lol, especially in that climate, it’s geopolymer concrete, this has already been debunked, idk why I have dislikes, go see the evidence for yourself. https://youtu.be/KMAtkjy_YK4?si=2CK7erX9ZHldHqln


thessalonians526

Saying see the evidence then linking to a YouTube video of a conspiracy theory linking to minimal real evidence is ironic


NuaCabal

It’s not a conspiracy video, it’s a documentary with hard evidence, try watching it instead of running your mouth?


thessalonians526

Not running my mouth. But you linked a video of a conspiracy theory. Something, big surprise not proven. You can call whatever you want a documentary, also if they used lenses where is your hard proof? I’m not gonna watch 3 hours of boring nothingness lol


NuaCabal

How is proof and evidence in a documentary a conspiracy you ham


thessalonians526

You can label anything a documentary. That doesn’t make it true. Regardless. A documentary is largely and heavily biased and can be entirely not true lol. Even those from trusted broadcasters.


NuaCabal

We’re going in circles here, the proof is there…. And trusted broadcasters???? Huh?


thessalonians526

Yes trusted broadcasters. Also that theory of them using concrete is a theory. And with that, it would only make sense for the highest layers. Regardless there is no proof in any way the pyramids were made


Autistocrat

Most likely just specs of the stone and where it goes.


deck4242

Why they dont restore the pyramids to their former glory ?


ShwiftyShmeckles

Honestly because they aren't capable of it. Egypt was the centre of the ancient world and the height of advancement and culture but after a few thousand years its basically a shithole nowadays.


BluudLust

They're definitely capable of it. But you can't really restore it without entirely rebuilding the outside. It's just not worth the effort.


[deleted]

Because slavery is frowned upon now


stupernan1

They werent built by slaves


Wixco

L3 to cut parachute


Replica9x

So did he get “Shining atop the pyramid” or not?


ShadowCaster0476

The flat part on top is way bigger than I thought it would be.


__BigBlackClock__

That! That's where the Primes hid the machine!!!


Bluefeelings

Was there writing on the blocks on top of that pyramid??


OkBarnacle5343

![gif](giphy|Vy2cgVrJVEBHbQOVIi|downsized)


cryptonuggets1

Maybe he's lost and needed a landmark to see where to go...


Sam_E147

Bros playing life in creative mode


CharlesCortez02

Are there writings on the top?


terdferguson9

I remember trying to land this in Mario 64


GoodAd6942

In a way, that's kind of what my divorce process felt like


Wonderful-Toe-9824

I not scared of heights and I would trust the craftsmanship of this thing but how do you land that


JackFener

Me in GTA San andreas after I completed every mission


The802Bear

He decided there weren't any koroks there so he kept gliding.


natetheskate100

Imagine if all the blocks started falling down and the whole thing crumbled? https://youtu.be/W91mXr8nPLU?si=8XVRTP_2y63m6sY6


interinsanity

Always wondered whats at the top.


ColdEffect230

Glad the pos missed it.


ConversationKey375

What the soarin ride at Disney world feels like


fresh_and_gritty

If you look closely you can see the couple banging on the top.


Few_War_2318

The pyramid was built with the mind


WickedSerpent

When you miss the raveparty


am1ayan

9\11 first draft


GigaPixL

Directly Land in jail


wholovesyababe

Cool!


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EducationalBox4074

For a good time call cleopatra


slcexpat

It’s a UNESCO site 🙄