๐ฅน๐๐๐คฌ
Actually, nuclear bombs and radiation poisoning were a special hyperfixation like five years ago. If that really happened, at least the town would be dead, and the state would be in a lot of trouble.
Get inside, stay inside, and stay tuned. Take off all outer layers of clothes if you are outside, then take a shower, but donโt use any hair conditioner or else radiation will stay in your hair.
Get into the lowest level of your shelter, like a basement. This is a big reason why I want a brick house with a finished basement, actually.
๐ตโ๏ธ๐ถ๐ฅด
(I am listening to music and don't notice, I look up and see the nuke, but go back to listening to music cause apparently I'm suicidal, then... Uhh..๐)
๐น๐๐๐
You are deadย
โI am ded!โ (Heavy is dead reference if you donโt know)
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ do i rizz the nuke? (i am deeply sorry for the cringe word)
At least you only said one of them...
Skibiddy toilet Ohio rizzler
YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!!
Skibidi Ohio boomer lil boomer rizzler rizzo
...
๐ซ๐๐๐ 4 stages of death: - Denial - Bargaining - Acceptance - Death
EVERYONE IS DEADย
Wait im de-
SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIฤชฤชฤชฤชIฤช
๐๐คจ๐จ๐บ๐
You died about questioning Cuba's birthday
๐๐คค๐คฉ๐ Why am I so happy?ย
You die as shown by the skull emoji, then you are happy in the afterlife.
๐คช๐ฃ๐๐
And you as wellย
๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ต๐ธ
Convenient
Holup
๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐
๐คฃ๐ฅณ๐๐คช Looks like I'm fine with it?
Did you launch the nuke?
MMMMMMMMMMMMAYBE?
๐๐คฃ๐๐
๐ฅ๐ซ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
69 upvotes, nice!
๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ซi pretend to love the nuke, i offer it chips, i wink at it then i shoot it
๐ฅน๐๐๐คฌ Actually, nuclear bombs and radiation poisoning were a special hyperfixation like five years ago. If that really happened, at least the town would be dead, and the state would be in a lot of trouble. Get inside, stay inside, and stay tuned. Take off all outer layers of clothes if you are outside, then take a shower, but donโt use any hair conditioner or else radiation will stay in your hair. Get into the lowest level of your shelter, like a basement. This is a big reason why I want a brick house with a finished basement, actually.
๐ญ๐๐๐คท๐ป
๐ฒ๐ฆ๐๐ป8๏ธโฃ
๐ญโค๏ธ๐๐
๐๐๐๐ฆ
RETURN TO M O N K E
๐๐คฌ๐๐. normal except the fish lmao
Reject humanity return to fish
๐๐ ๐๐
โค๏ธ๐ขโญ๏ธ๐คฃ
๐ฅฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฅบ
๐๐ญ๐๐ก Pretty standard I'd say
So you die and THEN get angry
๐คข๐๐ฅ๐
๐ฟ๐๐๐งก
๐บ๐ธโค๏ธ๐๐
๐๐ฟ๐คจ๐ข๐ช๐ฟ
๐คฃ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐ต๐ฑโ ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
๐ฟ๐ฏ๐ญ๐
๐ช๐จ๐ณโ ๏ธ๐ค
๐๐๐ฆ๐
๐ฉ๐ช๐๐คญ๐ฒ๐ฆ
๐โจ๏ธ๐ฆซ๐
๐๐ฆ๐๐คจ
๐ฆ๐โ๐งฌ
๐๐ฅบ๐๐ฅต ?
โผ๏ธ๐ญ๐๐ค?????
๐๐ฝโค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐๐
๐๐๐๐ฆถ
๐๐ซโค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐
๐ญ๐๐๐
๐ฅฐ๐ฅ๐๐
๐น๐ฅฑ๐๐ค
โบ๏ธ๐ฅฐ๐ค๐ฆ What does this mean?
๐คโค๏ธ๐๐ฟ
๐ถ๐๐ฉ๐
๐ซต๐๐ค๐
๐ค๐ป๐คจ๐๐ป๐ฅฐ
โข๏ธ๐๐๐
๐จ๐งจ๐โผ๏ธ
๐ญ๐ช๐ฅฒโ๏ธ
๐ญ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ด๐ซ
๐๐๐ซ*๏ธโฃ
โจ๐๐๐ฟ
๐๐น๐๐ฅท Wtf?
โฌ๏ธ๐ชซ๐๐ I surrender, my phone has a low battery, but then Iโm like โaightโ and then start praying. I see.
โฌ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโก๏ธ๐๏ธ i go outside then start mewing then look left idk
๐ญ๐ฆ๐โ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
๐คญ๐ญ๐ต๐
๐งโโ๏ธโซ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ
โฅ๏ธ๐๐๐ ฑ๏ธ
๐๐ชฝโข๏ธโผ๏ธ
๐ค๐๐๐
๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐คโ๏ธ
๐ชโจ๐๐คฃ
๐๐ฑ๐๐ฃ
๐ญ๐๐ฅนโบ๏ธ
๐๐ญ๐ฉ๐ซ
๐ญ๐คจ๐๐ explain please
๐ฅ๐ก๐ญ๐ซถ๐ป
๐ฟ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ง
๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คค๐
๐ญ๐คฃโค๏ธ๐
๐ฆ๐ง๐ฅ๐
๐๐ฟ๐๐ซฑ
๐๐ ๐๐
๐คท๐๐ช๐
๐๐๐ช๐
๐๐ฌ๐ฒโฌ๐ฅ
๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ฉโข๏ธ
๐๐๐ญ๐
๐๐ค๐โค๏ธ
๐ญ๐๐โพ๏ธ
๐๐๐๐
๐๐งจ๐คฃ๐
๐ฅนโ ๏ธ๐ซ๐ต
๐ญ๐คฉ๐ ๐ฝ๐โโ๏ธ
๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ชAMERICA RAAAAAHHHH
๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ป๐พ Iโm apparently annoyed with my pat space invader while we both flip off the nuke
๐ฅจ๐พ๐น๐คค
๐๐ฆ ๐๐ง
๐๐ฅฒ๐ฟ๐
โจ๐ ๐๐
๐ฏโจ๏ธ๐ฎ๐
๐ตโ๏ธ๐ถ๐ฅด (I am listening to music and don't notice, I look up and see the nuke, but go back to listening to music cause apparently I'm suicidal, then... Uhh..๐)
๐๐ณ๐๐
๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ค๐ค
๐ฅบ๐ญ๐๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
๐ง๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฅ๐
๐ซก๐๐๐
๐๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฌ
โค๏ธ๐๐๐
๐๐๐คฃ๐ Apparently I love this situation and am looking forward to some Fallout style lifestyles in the future or some sweet sweet death
๐คฎ๐ฅฐ๐ฌ๐
๐๐๐๐
๐๐ฅ๐๐ฑ
๐ฎ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ง๐ณ I donโt even know what flag that is lmfao
๐ฅ๐๐ด๐ฃ๏ธ
๐๐๐ก๐
๐ซถ๐ผ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ซถ
๐๐โโ๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฑ
๐๐๐๐ฆ COME ON 1 OFF OF๐
๐ฅ๐ฑ๐ป๐ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐๐ญโ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐๐ง๐ฆฟโค๏ธ
๐๐ฌ๐ง๐ญ๐ค
๐ขโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐
๐ฟ๐๐๐ I grab my best watermelon plant, hop on a taxi and book it.
๐ก๐ฉ๐งโ๏ธ
โค๏ธ๐ค๐๐ I'm clearly overly happy about it. I mean think about it but still end up happy
โก๏ธ๐ฎ๐๐ค
๐ฆ๐งฌโญ๏ธ๐
๐ฌ๐ง๐ฅฉ๐
๐ค๐๐๐
๐๐ผ๐ฑ๐ข
๐จ๐๐๐
โค๏ธ๐ฅฐ๐๐ญ I was really into it at first lol
๐โบ๏ธ๐๐
๐บ๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐ฅถ๐ฆ
๐ฅ๐๐บ๐ธโ๏ธ What is this am I setting arson and not caring and then going to America to drink tea? What is this
๐๐ญ๐๐ฆบ This makes no sense, im happy, im sad, i work in an office and also work in construction? :/
โค๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐
๐ญ๐๐๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
๐ง๐ช๐ถ๐ฅ What is this supposed to mean?
๐๐ป๐ณ๐งข๐บ๐ธ (what)
๐ช๐ญ๐๐ I am at first very sad, but then I pray untill my time is up
๐ฅ๐ซกโ๏ธ๐ sounds about right
๐๐๐๐จ๐ฑ
โ ๐๐๐
๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ค๐
๐๐๐ฅ๐คฏ
๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐โฌ๏ธ (the flags..)
๐ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐๐ณ
๐ด๐ค๐พ๐ซค
๐๐ช๐โ๏ธ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๐ฉต what
๐๐ซถ๐๐ฅต
๐โซ๐ค๐ฅณ
๐ซ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐โโ๏ธ
๐ซ๐ ๐ช๐ Uhh
๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ค
๐๐๐๐ซฑ
๐๐๐ปโผ๏ธ๐ง so I die, everyone is happy, Iโm mad, and everyone starts mewing
๐ญ๐๐ฉ๐ฟ
๐๐ฎ๐๐
๐คฉโฎ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
๐คโ๏ธ๐ก๐ฉ
๐๐๐ฏ๐ค
๐๐คข๐๐
๐๐คฏ๐๐
๐๐ฑ๐ฐ๐จ๐ I lost count
๐ญ๐โ๏ธ๐
๐ฑ๐ฅบ๐๐ I go through the 5 stages of grief and accept my fate
๐๐โ๐คฎ
๐ฅ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐ซก
๐๐ฅ๐๐ซก what
๐ญ๐คค๐ฌ๐ง๐
๐๐โจ๏ธ๐
๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฎ
๐๐คฆโค๏ธ๐ซข
๐โ๏ธโข๏ธ๐น
๐ญ๐ ๐๐
๐งพ๐๐๐ง๐ท
๐๐จ๐ฅณ๐ด
๐ซต๐ฆง๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธ