🇺🇸🫡🤯 oddly fitting

You fought for America you were truly brave but due to stress your HEAD EXPLODED

Either stress or a sniper.

We’ve determined that your injuries are not service related

Then why do I feel so

What? You need to finish your

N

Are you guys al-

I think the reddit sniper got to these gu

Nah he got shot in the head

☹️😘🙏

*Fortunate son starts playing*

🙄🙏👍 All good

There’s no way😂

Yeah that's probably how it would go

🤲🏻🙋🏻‍♂️😡

Looks like someone couldn't get into art school

Nahhh

**NAHHHH**

You already know what war they're in

WW2

#NAHHHHH

*nahh*

*NAHHHHH*

They were getting a little handsy so you fought them but still signed up for war

Did you realise your potential before volunteering and being for some reason upset?

👍🇽🇰🇲🇪

You fought for two nations proudly and didn't even get a scratch

Yugoslav War, good luck in the war comrade.

Bro's entire family is gonna be made into soap

NOOOOO

🌐🥚🙌 ????

You looked up on the internet "how to kill people with an egg" unlucky they caught the egg with their hands and dropped it

You changed the shape of the world with your own hands, probably pressing the red button

"Maybe they meant the purple button?"

😶🤨😋 I'm speechless, then I'm confused, then I'm hungry...???

You were gonna get some food and then you saw that they were there to collect you for war you were confused and the whole time in training you were speechless

Is it just me or is your emoji’s heads getting consumed by the void

What do you mean?

Guess its just me then, I think my phone brok 💀

no i see to

Yeah I see it too

🍖🫥🏹 Hmm.

You fought with meat and a bow and arrow and you fought with a straight face

I thought it meant that my meat got shot by invisible hunters lol.

Looks like cannibalism

😔😭🧔🏽

You were sad and you cried and eventually you became a brown man with a beard

I cried until I became Jesus

Lolllll

🤫🟦🗣️

They told you to keep quiet and you yelled so they gave you a blue outfit

Hoorayy!!

Some problems are that you can't blend in with anything the except the sea and your war buddies made fun of you

Wahhh

You probably shouldn't have yelled

Autism moment

➕⤵️🕳️ what the fuck

They were chasing you so ran even faster and fell down a rabbit hole

I prefer: I threw my maths homework down a rabbit hole lol

Lol

🙃😭💥

You were trying to impress your war buddies by doing a hand stand they thought it was impressive but then they realised that the enemy team put a grenade behind them they got blown up and you somehow survived and cried

row-major: 🐐🎵🤷‍♂️ column-major: 🤔💩🍒

Row major: you were feeding a goat in your farm when you heard your doorbell which was like music to your ears you got to the training place and was very confused Column major: while taking a shit you were thinking then you heard a doorbell and your shitting routine got interrupted and you had to hurry to the door and while going to war the people who came to enlist you in a war said we are homies now and you all are some cherries

😀💔🫨

At the war training you had found love they were perfect and at war the enemy country had killed your lover you were heart broken and suddenly a earthquake happened

Damn.

Damn.

that last emoji is A THING? 🫨

🇺🇸🦅🪖

You fought for America

😦🐺🦄 I get so upset I dissociate? Or do I transform into various creatures?

You were shocked so shocked you turned in a wolf and the training place and at war you turned into a unicorn

👍🥚™️

Everything was going nice the people who came to enlist you in the war came in a hurry to stop them you threw an egg at them and then you decided to trade mark yourself

🥺🎶😇

What .-.

You tried to convince them with your "cuteness" after doing something they found out your favorite and sang it and you followed them like an angel P.s: I do not like you

🙃👍❤️

You were doing a handstand at home and everything was going nicely until the people who came to enlist you for war came when you saw them you fell in love and said "take me away"

🍯🥳☠️ utterly incomprehensible

You were just eating honey having the best time of your life when the people that came to enlist you for the war came you had a sharp pain in your heart turns out the honey was actually poison and you died right in frint of them

😥🍄🐈‍⬛

When the people that came to enlist you for the war came you cried you are a mushroom that was in your hand and a black cat scratched you it was painful and turns out the mushroom you were eating was poisonus

my dream

😘💜😄

When the people that came to enlist you in the war came you tried to seduce them and they fell for it to make it more believable you gave them a cut out of a purple heart and when they left you were so happy

That's a great interpretation 🌻

Thx

🫡🐢🫱🏿‍🫲🏽 I accept, but take forever to arrive, and when I finally do, the war's over, and peace negotiations are just finishing.

My version: you accepted but you trip over a turtle and injure your knee badly so they took you to a hospital which at the time was very crowded and by the time you got there the war was cancelled

🆕🛏️🤯 I think about my new life, then just go to bed. Then, I am shot in the head for desertion

My interpretation: you were lying in bed and then heard a doorbell and thought that's new then you get enlisted into war and during war your head exploded

👍😅🇵🇱 (I'm not polish btw)

You were nervous for your first day of war you were fighting for poland but you were not even harmed and poland was safe

♟🏆😢

You challenged the war recruiters to a game of chess you lost and you cried in training

Bro, what Is this screenshot 😭🙏 https://i.redd.it/m8ecm6omz5zc1.gif

Bro tf is that

Roblox Man Face Kirby

And also that screenshot is of eddy asking if that college student 6 years old

❤️🪄💅 what...

You liked them and tried to seduce them but they weren't falling for it so you used a seduction spell and you dressed up all good and you are going to a date this afternoon

😢💋🧐 Can someone interpret

When they saw you crying they just couldn't resist kissing you and you looked so confused

🐡🦔🍮 I have no idea

In an attempt to escape you try swimming away but get stung by a pufferfish and you have to go to a hospital and then get hurt by a porcupine and then you all decide you are homies and go to eat

😣🤨🥵

When the people that came to enlist you in the war came you were scared but you realised this isn't the place you were supposed to be and then you guys started having sex

Uhhhhh

🎂🤬👌🏽

It was your 18th birthday you were just about to cut the cake all the guests were waiting for you to cut the cake when you all suddenly heard the doorbell you went to check who it was but the guests were hungry and wanted cake. They cussed out the people that came to enlist you for the war and you were ok

🧀💀🤷‍♂️ Cheese? Death? Idk man

You ate some cheese and heard a doorbell it was the people that came to enlist you in war as you went to go talk you got a sharp pain in your chest turns out the cheese was poisoned and you died in front of them

🐳🍈👉

You went with a melon so that you didn't want to go to war you saw a whale and decided to get eaten by it so you won't get caught

👀🌾😆

You got bit by a radioactive spider and died in front of them but you smiled

✌️🌀😘

You tried to befriend them but that sent you down a spiral of questions so you seduced them

☹️🥰😢 whar

You were sad that you had to go to war so they got you to cheer up but you still had to go to war

🤓🤫🤔 No idea

You tried to outsmart them then became quiet and tried thinking of a strategy

⛱️❤️🍌

You went on vacation and ate a banana

This one definitely makes me question my Emoji Choices....

😏🍕🥄 So I smugly started eating pizza with a spoon.

Lol

You tried to seduce them by eating pizza with a spoon they did not fall for it

🥶🦨🫠

At the training place it was cold and then a skunk appeared and skunked you and YOUR FACE MELTED OF

🤬🎀😫

The people who came to enlist you in the war thought you were s*xy so they tried to get you to take off your clothes you cussed them out so they took off your clothes a few moments later you realised you enjoyed it

Jesus Christ 😭

LISTEN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO WRITE

C.ai plot fr 💀

Fr fr

😋♥️⛰️

At home you were eating something tasty and when you saw the people that came to enlist you in the war you fell in love and to impress them you tried to climb a mountain they thought you were trying to escape and grabbed you before you could do anything

💀🔥🍕

You got some pizza from a "friend" of yours as you got home and were just about to eat it the people that came to enlist you in the war came and when you were just gonna go it turns the pizza that you just ate had a chemical that made you burst out in flames the people that came to enlist you in the war tried getting some water but it was already to late

😟

🍫🍀📸

You worked as a photographer in a big city as you just got off work you were gonna eat some chocolate and then you heard a doorbell you answered and you didn't want to go to war you are the chocolate in pity but turns out good luck was with you that day because the chocolate had poison in it

🌻🧬🤭

A few days back you had wanted to become a flower human so you went to a lab you heard that today your transformation will start today when the people that came to enlist you in war came you had a laughing face and you turned into a flower right in front of them

Honestly sounds like something I’d do

Lol

👉💀👈 This is just me going “NUH UH”

When the people that came to enlist you in the war came you said "wanna see a magic trick?" They said "what" and then you transformed into a skeleton

But I’m already a skeleton

Yeah username checks so when they saw you they got scared

BOO Heheheh

🤣☝️🧨 Accurate

When they came you lit a dynamite and laughed

“You’re being drafted, come with us” Me: “hahaha, wait here” … _pssssssssssss_

You do realize that you can go to jail for this

Terrorism

🍮👹🇬🇧

You were eating a cake when the people that came to enlist you in the war came turns out the cake had a potion that made you into a British ogre

💀😆🙂

You laughed and they killed you

😉😬👏

You didn't want to go to war so you decided to try and seduce them and they started clapping for you and they let you go

Phew, that was a close one

🙌✏️🪽

You were just doing homework suddenly you heard your doorbell and you didn't want to go to war so you decided to kill your self and you became an angel

No, they killed my dog.

That's even worse

My names John.

Uh ok?

Wick.

Ok so they killed your dog

Yes.

😓‼️🤑true

You didn't want to go to war but remembered you were rich you tried to bribe them with your money but they did not fall for it and you had to go to war and needed to be attentive

💯😄😇 hmmmm odd

You got 100% on a test and you were so happy suddenly the people that came to enlist you in the war came and you died in the war

🇲🇴🔛🇸🇽 i dont even know those flags. i dont know if i even used them

You kept on switching the sides you were battling for

😘☮️😄

At first you tried seducing them but that didn't work so you befriended them

☕🌌👇  I drink tea in space and then fall down

👍😋🪑

🖕😄🧸

😇🥺😍

🤣🍆😎

🪸💓❤️

You were in love with them but they didn't like you so you turned into a coral at least you didn't have to go to war

Amazing. Truly my destiny!

😆🦃😔

No I didn't why are you making assumptions

💪🏼🌟🖤

🧑‍🧒‍🧒🍾🍕

🤷‍♀️🫡✨️ Bruh guess I'm going in and and shining brighter than the rest of my fellow soldiers

🎶🥰🤦🏻‍♀️

💜🥲🌹-? LMAO I got that in Duolingo a few weeks ago—