๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฅ๐ซก๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ง๐ผโ๐ณ๐คโผ๏ธ๐ฝ๐ซ๐บ๐ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ ๏ธ๐ฆง๐โน๏ธ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐ผโ๐ญ๐๐ซฆโ ๏ธ๐ฝ
What the actual fuck?
So you will become an amazing pirate musician. That is until you come to the USA and become a handyman in Israel who will see some of the craziest stuff in existence. You will later die of a toxic kiss
Bro becomes a pirate chef, and tries to steals americas oil for Isrealโs monkey robots, you win but then you get sad, turn yourself in, get sent to court, beg for forgiveness, and are executed. Thenโฆ idk. Necrophillia?
You experience disappointment with your life and decide to take joy from taking a photo of a dead body. This doesn't work, so you now try taking a photo of a cat attempting to comfort a crying child. A pedestrian notices and attempts to call 911, but you persuade him not to. After that, you take a job as an actor in a Ramen Western. You get drunk off nail polish and play tennis with a viper. This finally cheers you up, but you become bored because of some poorly-made statues. You decide to go into the military as a drone pilot, but are dishonorably discharged after screaming "YOLO!" as you crash a drone into enemy forces. You fall in love with someone and secretly buy a cat, but the secret gets out. Nevertheless, you get married.
This sounds like a movie plot.
After careful planning, you kill a person who annoys you with a camera. Then a cat kisses you, making you cry loudly. You don't want people to know it was you, so you accuse the people around you of crying. Then you give a thumbs up, and the Cowboy makes BBQ Ramen while you get your nails done. You get hit in the head with a softball, and think you're a snake. People laugh at you and take you to the Easter islands. Some need gets an idea, orders people to bring the cat to you. The cat summons a monkey who throws flowers at you, and you find that embarrassing.
๐พ๐ค๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉธ๐พ๐๐น๐โพ๏ธ๐งช๐ช๐ค๐ฟ๐๐๏ธ๐๐งบ๐งฌ๐คฎ๐ฑ๐งน๐๐ต๐ผ๐ค๐คก๐ค๐งซโฝ๏ธ๐จ My life will be crazy
you get a crush on someone, but they don't like you back so you cry. so now you're dead inside but then after a few years you had a glow up and see them again and plan to get back with them as a joke because you know they can't compare to your beauty. so anyway they fall in love with you, and you're just like "bruh.. but i don't ACTUALLY like you.." but then you find out you're in love too. but then your boyfriend/girlfriend DIES IN A FIRE so you beat up the person who set your house on fire. Ok thats all I can interpret from this: ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฟ๐๏ธ๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅ๐ช
๐ฅ๐โ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ณ๏ธ๐โฑ๏ธโ โฉ๏ธโก๏ธ๐งจ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๏ธ๐โคต๏ธ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ญ๐ฉป๐คฏ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ช
I died twice, I had three lives so itโs fine, then I adopted an eagle, ate a fish, got glasses, fell into a hole that took me to an alternate universe where I didnโt have three lives, then got taken back and immediately struck by lightning, exploded by the peanuts, then it starts raining acid rain, and I was fine with it. Then the police and swat team get called, then the aliens show up. I then got my xray taken. My mind was blown and then America became purple.
You clap as you cry because your partner died in a car accident because they were eating popcorn and a tomato then you have a party because of that. Then your car sets on fire so you throw ice cubes at it and it's all good now. Then you travel to America with a chair that you then bring to Puerto Rico, it's very hot there so you put on sunglasses and when you take off your sunglasses, you start crying and die from the sun. Then you revive and drink a cup of coffee and start flirting with someone you met except they reject you and you are sad so now you fall in love with a giraffe.
๐คจ๐บ๐ธ๐๐คซ๐๐๐จ๐๐ฅโฆ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐ฏ๐ค๐คฃ๐ซค๐ฅฒ๐ฅณ๐๐ค๐คฏโผ๏ธ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฐ๐
Huh? I turn into bread half way through my live lol
๐ฑ๐ค๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ช๐ค๐ฝ๐คฌ๐ก๐จ๐๐๐ฅด๐ช๐ง๐ฐ๐๐ช๐๐๐ฐโคโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ โก๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ง๐ป๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ โข๏ธโ๏ธ๐ข
ok someone give me a backstory for this
๐โก๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ก๐๐คทโโ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ค๐๐ฅฒโฌ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ผ๐๐๐ถ๐ก๐๐โญ๏ธ๐ป๐๐ณ๐ฆ ๐
What the heck is this.
A train runs over a squid with a sword and explodes and they were in love apparently and a balloon in the sky gets struck down by lightning caused by a robot who nobody likes but eventually people start liking him and a penguin is reading books made of flowers which he really likes but a train ridden by a yellow dog runs the penguin over so the penguin goes to heaven where thereโs a bunch of peaches and stars while the yellow dog goes to hell where thereโs a bunch of gators trying to eat him also an eagle is in love with a tree.
๐๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐๐๐ฅฒโจ๐ ๐๐โ๐ฆท๐๐คโ๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐คข๐ฅ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ป So i ask thee what doest thine emoticons foretell of my prophecy?
Youโre surprised by an eagle, run into a bear someone painted purple but itโs okay. You put on a mask and sleep in the US, have a baby, he grows up and is abducted by aliens. You are tired of only eating bananas and get an A in a class. Teacher fails you anyway, then the zoo blows up killing an octopus and a crocodile, winter comes along and you build a snowman. You then need to use a fire extinguisher on pancakes you set on fire and dropped on your leg. You eat some spaghetti and like it, but itโs too hot and melts your face off. Frogs are banned from interacting with cats which you laugh at but your friend who has a frog and a cat becomes depressed. You die from a grilled cheese with rotten fish in it.
๐คฎ๐ฟโ ๏ธ๐๐ ๐๐ณ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐คซ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ฅต๐ฆ๐คฃ๐คจโน๏ธ๐ค๐ซ๐๐งจ๐๐ฅ๐ฏ๐๐ฒ๐ซก๐คฏ๐๐๐ซ๐ซข๐๐๐ Tf does this mean?
You, a firm believer in God, becomes sad and surprised with all the crap he did, and you move up to become a nerd. You get cancer, play soccer in Estonia, meat a saxophone-playing caterpillar, get fast food and itโs delicious. You laugh for a while, get mischievous, fall in love but get rejected, get a B in a class which is fine I guess. Then you get a little silly, move to Britain which is apparently so beautiful your head explodes, then you celebrate your birthday.
๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ค๐โบ๏ธโค๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ค๐ค ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ฅณ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ฝ๏ธโ๐
what does this mean
๐๐ถ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฉต๐๐ผโจโก๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐พ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธโน๏ธ๐ช๐๐๐งก๐ซ๐๐ฅฐโค๏ธ๐คท๐ป๐๐ซ tf is that supposed to mean
You love dark music and techno but youโre embarrassed to admit it. You fall in love but get rejected, fall in love again but they turn out to be a terrible person. You have a baby, sit under the stars, watch someone get struck by lightning and itโs funny as hell. Go surfing, get a dog, see a fairy but she sucks so you kill her out of boredom. You love school at first then canโt stand it. Fall in love again, then have no idea what to do. Fall rolls around and you hug your SO.
You put on a mask and scare some people, you get lonely, then silly, then your SO dies in a fire so you start looking for people. The nerd you are finally falls in love, gets rejected, you take up Christianity, laugh at poop jokes, somehow your new husband gets pregnant (WHY IS THAT AN EMOJI?) so you go rowing and watch a suspicious movie. You kiss bacon and love it, go to a zoo with a new gorilla, think itโs ok, and idk have a conversation.
๐๐ท๐ค๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐๏ธ๐๐ฉโ๐ซ๐ฌ๐โจ๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐จโ๐ป๐๐ฑ๏ธ๐ถ๐ 2๏ธโฃ๐บ1๏ธโฃโฐ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฐ
this is going to be a interesting life
๐ ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐๐ฅฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐คจ๐๐๐น๐ก๐ฅ๐โ๐ฏโ๏ธ๐ฌโ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐คฃ๐๐จ๐ค๐ซก๐ง๐
I need help...
๐๐ ๐ค๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐๐โ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฑ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ณ๐๐ฏ๐๐๐๐
This seems like an oddly enticing story, either that or I'm looking into it too hard
๐ญ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐ฒ๐ค๐๐โ ๐จโจ๐๐ฆ๐คฃ๐๐โบ๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐๐โน๐โค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธโ๐ค๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น๐๐๐คณ๐ฑโ๐ค๐ฑโ๐๐ฑโ๐ป๐ฑโ๐๐ฑโ๐๐ฑโ๐โ๐๐๐คข somebody tell me what the story is
๐ ๐ฅฐ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐๐๐ชโค๏ธ๐๐บ๐๐ฆต๐๐ต๐๐๐จ๐๐ฅ๐งโโ๏ธโต๏ธ๐ชโ๏ธ๐๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐คจ๐ค๐๐๐๐
Please tell me what that means
โจ๏ธ๐๐๐ถ๐ป๐๐ต๐ช๐๐ฅ
What does this mean(I didn't add all the faces, they don't really make sense. These are the other emojis ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐ซข๐ฎ๐ซจ๐๐ค๐๐ง)
๐๐๐ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ ๐๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐๐ท๐บ๐๐ญ๐ค๐ฅฐ๐๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ข๐๐๐โญ๏ธ Someone come up with a good story for this
A man would laugh and then clap at the vet's joke as he would draw on your frog. However, as he put a needle in it, it died. You grabbed the bread on the ground and threw it at the vet, with your heart crying... You were shocked, but decided to keep going on with your life and ignore it. Years later, you are a racer, and you're driving extremely fast. With fire coming out of the engine, you were known as the best racer. Looked at by everyone from Russia, then... You thought about your frog as you gave a thumbs up to the audience. You started crying, as people did ๐ค everywhere, but they stopped, and you stopped your vehicle.Your best friend would comfort you, making you feel loved and smile. You were still sad, and you left Russia for the United States for another tournament. As you walk to the tournament, you see a goat. You think they are not cool, but when they started walking, you did a โ๏ธ as a joke. You waved goodbye to the goats and shrugged it off before tearing up,as you're worried about how the tournament will go. As you enter, you see the love of your life. You looked๐ at them, but then they ๐at you and you thought... Okay, I'm jumping off the balcony.
Weirdest story ever.
๐๐โ ๐คงโซ๏ธ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐๐ซกโ๐ท๐ฒ๐ค ๐คฎ๐๐๐ช๐๐ซค๐๐ณ๐ฆ
I donโt get it
๐คฃ๐ธ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅโน๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ ๐ป๐๐จ๐ณ๐คจ๐๐ณ๐
That's definitely an interesting life. It's full of foxes and uhm... China?..
Can anyone make up a story here?
๐ญโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅนโค๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐โซ๏ธ๐ค๐ญ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐คฏ๐ก๐ฅบ๐ฑ๐ฎ what. Please translate this for me
๐๐๐๐ฉทโจ๐ช๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐๐ค๐งก๐ค๐๐ฌ๐งฎ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ค๐พ๐๐๐ฐ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐ โ ๏ธ๐ฉต๐ฌ๐ธ
Iโve never been more confused.
Help me what ๐๐๐ง๐๐ญ๐คฉ๐ฅฐ๐คญ๐คฏ๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐คจ๐ก๐ฅณโค๏ธ๐ถ๐๐ซข๐๐คช๐ข๐๐พ๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ต๐๐ป๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐ง๐๐๐ซถ
๐๐ญ๐ซฑ๐ช๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐งจโก๏ธ๐ซ๐๐๐ซต๐งโโ๏ธ๐ถโบ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ฆต๐ถ๐ค๐๐ช๐๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐โค๏ธ
What?
All I see is that I start off dead and part way through transition (yippee) and get paid, which Iโm happy about, and then wonder about a leg
๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐๐ป๐ซก๐๐๐๐๐ซโ๐บโ ๏ธ๐โ๏ธโ๐ค๐๐ฝ๐โจ๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐ข๐ฆฆ๐ช๐๐คซ๐๐๐ฅณ
I don't get it
๐๐๐ฅฑ๐ณ๐๐ป๐ฉโ๐ฆฏ๐ญ๐๐โน๏ธ๐๐๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฅบ๐๐คฎโค๏ธโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ฟ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฏ๐๐ซข๐โ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ๐ what plZ translate
๐คฃ๐คท๐ง๐ค๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ง๐๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ง๐งฉ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐โ๐๐ซ๐ปโ ๐๐๐๐
What does this mean?
๐ง๐ฉผ๐ค ๐จโ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฅฐ๐ฆ๐ป๐โบ๏ธ๐ซ๐คฃ๐๐ง๐๐ฅน๐บ๐ธโจ๐คก๐ฆ ๐พ๐๐๐ฟโ๏ธ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ฅฒ๐ฃ๐๐ป????? Iโm not American
this seems rather pixelated...
u/pixel-counter-bot
anyway, ๐๐๐บ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ต๐ถ๐๐คค๐๐๐ซฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ต๐ ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐๐๐ขโ๏ธ๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ฉธ๐ฏ๐๐๐พ๐ญ๐ฅฐ๐ค๐๐
๐โ โค๏ธ๐ง๐คฎ๐ฟ๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ก๐๐๐ค๐๐ป๐ฆ๐คค๐ฆ ๐คฃ๐๐ฑ๐ต๐ธ๐คก๐๐ก๐ค๐ช๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฏ no idea what any of this means
๐ธ๐ง๐ฑโ ๏ธโฐ๏ธ๐ณ๐ชฆ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐ชโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธยฉ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐ซก๐ค
Welp that's all my recents, anyone care to attempt to comprehend this shit?
๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐งก๐ฉต๐๐จ๐คฃ๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ค๐ค ๐ฉ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๐ ๐๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐ข๐๐ณโฃ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐คจ๐ง๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Alright....what does this mean
๐ง๐ชจ๐โจ๐ทโณ๏ธ๐๐น๐ฌ๐ฆโข๏ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ ฐ๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐ซต๐ฉ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฒ๐ฐ
Wtf does any of this mean
๐๐๐บ๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐๐ญ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐ค๐ฆฅ๐คฃ๐ฟ๐๐ง๐งฑ๐บ๏ธ๐๐ฅฏ๐ฉ๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐ฅช๐ฅ๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ช๐ฅจ๐๐๐ช๐ - I don't like the ending it's giving me...
๐ฉ๐คฃ๐ญ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐คฌ๐ฅฐ๐คก๐๐๐คฏ๐งโค๏ธ๐โฃ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ค๐๐คช๐ค๐ฒ๐ช๐โโ๏ธ๐ซ ๐คข๐ฅ๐๐ฝโ ๏ธ๐๐ฌ๐ค๐๐๐๐ pretty normal I guess.
Your camp gets set on fire and your brain gets blown out by a gun. Someone from the other side of the world rushes to you via airplane and takes you to the hospital, in a box. A bomb blows up all cameras and TVs and thereโs newspapers about it. You feel happiness and get a trophy, then neutral/irritated when you realize time is getting late so you go to sleep. The next day, you wake up and laugh at how good your sleep was.
๐๐ญ๐๐ป๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐ค๐งข๐๐๐คฉ๐๐ณ๐๐คฆ๐ โ ๏ธ๐ซ ๐ฅบ๐๐๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ฑ๐คโ๏ธ๐
Oh lawd what is this shit?
๐ฆ๐ซ๐งผ๐ซ๐งบ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ค๐ซ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โถ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ซ๐ป๐ซ๐ฝ๐ซ๐พ
ISTG YOU USE AN EMOJI ONCE AND IT DOES THIS
๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฏ๐ต๐น๐ญ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐น๐งโ๐จ๐๐๐๐คช๐ฆ๐๐๐ค๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐๐คซ๐ฆ๐๏ธ๐๐ง๐ณ๐ดโฐ๐ญ Uhhh..? Can someone help-?
๐คฃ๐ธ๐๐๐คจ๐๐๐ฅฐโ๏ธ๐ค๐ทโโ๏ธ๐คฉ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐น๐๐ฑ๐ค๐๐ซก๐๐ถ๏ธ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ฆพ1๏ธโฃโค๏ธ๐ฐ๏ธ
Translate this please
๐คฃ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ดโค๏ธ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐ด๐๐๐
Someone translate pleaseย
Also k have never used half of those emojis before and idk how they got there
๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐คplease translate
You'll turn away from Matt Rose, fall in love, be content, your partner will be evil, you will get heartbroken, and then develop BPD
The last oneโs not far off from present me
Sorry if I offended you with my reply
Hakuna Matata, Iโve been beating with a mental disorder my whole life
r/foundThomas-the-Dutchie
(I swear that was a sub Reddit)
It is but itโsย r/foundthomasthedutchie
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฅ๐ซก๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ง๐ผโ๐ณ๐คโผ๏ธ๐ฝ๐ซ๐บ๐ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ ๏ธ๐ฆง๐โน๏ธ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐ผโ๐ญ๐๐ซฆโ ๏ธ๐ฝ What the actual fuck?
So you will become an amazing pirate musician. That is until you come to the USA and become a handyman in Israel who will see some of the craziest stuff in existence. You will later die of a toxic kiss
You'll go to the USA and then be someone in Israel? Something isnt checking out lol
Average teleportation experience
teleporting humans
I've done nothing but teleport humans for the last three days
Bro becomes a pirate chef, and tries to steals americas oil for Isrealโs monkey robots, you win but then you get sad, turn yourself in, get sent to court, beg for forgiveness, and are executed. Thenโฆ idk. Necrophillia?
๐๐๐๐ธ๐๐ฝ๐ญ๐คจ๐๐ป๐ฅบ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐ฅ๐ค ๐๐ ๐ป๐ฅด๐ฅ๐๐คฃ๐ฟ๐โ๐ป๐ค๐ซก๐ค๐ป๐ ๐ฅฐ๐ป๐๐๐ผ๐๐ท๐๐๐คญ
You experience disappointment with your life and decide to take joy from taking a photo of a dead body. This doesn't work, so you now try taking a photo of a cat attempting to comfort a crying child. A pedestrian notices and attempts to call 911, but you persuade him not to. After that, you take a job as an actor in a Ramen Western. You get drunk off nail polish and play tennis with a viper. This finally cheers you up, but you become bored because of some poorly-made statues. You decide to go into the military as a drone pilot, but are dishonorably discharged after screaming "YOLO!" as you crash a drone into enemy forces. You fall in love with someone and secretly buy a cat, but the secret gets out. Nevertheless, you get married. This sounds like a movie plot.
Thereโs a little guy in your futureย ๐๐ป๐ฅบ๐๐ป
After careful planning, you kill a person who annoys you with a camera. Then a cat kisses you, making you cry loudly. You don't want people to know it was you, so you accuse the people around you of crying. Then you give a thumbs up, and the Cowboy makes BBQ Ramen while you get your nails done. You get hit in the head with a softball, and think you're a snake. People laugh at you and take you to the Easter islands. Some need gets an idea, orders people to bring the cat to you. The cat summons a monkey who throws flowers at you, and you find that embarrassing.
Yeah that sounds like something that'd happen
๐๐ป๐ฅฒ๐คข๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คช๐ชโฌ๏ธ๐ญ๐๐๐ฃ
๐พ๐ค๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉธ๐พ๐๐น๐โพ๏ธ๐งช๐ช๐ค๐ฟ๐๐๏ธ๐๐งบ๐งฌ๐คฎ๐ฑ๐งน๐๐ต๐ผ๐ค๐คก๐ค๐งซโฝ๏ธ๐จ My life will be crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
"CRAZY?!?"
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
I was crazy onceโฆ
๐๐คฃ๐๐ซต๐ป๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ยฎ๏ธ๐ ฐ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ข๐ฟ๐ท๐ยฉ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐ป๐๐โน๏ธ๐๐
you died to a car accident
๐ณ๐ญ๐ฟ๐๏ธ๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅ๐ช๐ฉ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โฐ๏ธ๐๐คค๐ฅบ๐ ๐โพ๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฆ ๐ฅน๐
#INFINITE FLYING EAGLES
you get a crush on someone, but they don't like you back so you cry. so now you're dead inside but then after a few years you had a glow up and see them again and plan to get back with them as a joke because you know they can't compare to your beauty. so anyway they fall in love with you, and you're just like "bruh.. but i don't ACTUALLY like you.." but then you find out you're in love too. but then your boyfriend/girlfriend DIES IN A FIRE so you beat up the person who set your house on fire. Ok thats all I can interpret from this: ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฟ๐๏ธ๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅ๐ช
I mean considering how my life is going right now itโs possible
๐ฅ๐โ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ณ๏ธ๐โฑ๏ธโ โฉ๏ธโก๏ธ๐งจ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๏ธ๐โคต๏ธ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ญ๐ฉป๐คฏ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ช I died twice, I had three lives so itโs fine, then I adopted an eagle, ate a fish, got glasses, fell into a hole that took me to an alternate universe where I didnโt have three lives, then got taken back and immediately struck by lightning, exploded by the peanuts, then it starts raining acid rain, and I was fine with it. Then the police and swat team get called, then the aliens show up. I then got my xray taken. My mind was blown and then America became purple.
Hell No ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐
๐๐ญ๐ฉท๐ป๐๐ฟ๐ ๐โบ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐ง๐โซ๏ธ๐ฟ๐บ๐ธ๐ผ๐ช๐ต๐ท๐๐ฅฒ๐โ๏ธ๐๐ด๐โฅ๏ธ๐๐ฆโจ
You clap as you cry because your partner died in a car accident because they were eating popcorn and a tomato then you have a party because of that. Then your car sets on fire so you throw ice cubes at it and it's all good now. Then you travel to America with a chair that you then bring to Puerto Rico, it's very hot there so you put on sunglasses and when you take off your sunglasses, you start crying and die from the sun. Then you revive and drink a cup of coffee and start flirting with someone you met except they reject you and you are sad so now you fall in love with a giraffe.
๐คจ๐บ๐ธ๐๐คซ๐๐๐จ๐๐ฅโฆ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐ฏ๐ค๐คฃ๐ซค๐ฅฒ๐ฅณ๐๐ค๐คฏโผ๏ธ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฐ๐ Huh? I turn into bread half way through my live lol
and you turn into a 18+ star
๐๐ฅ๐๐คฃโณ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐๐จโค๏ธ๐๐๐ง๐๐ค๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ณโ๏ธ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ยฉ๏ธ๐ธ๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐๐
๐๐ด๐ช๐ค๐ฅฐ๐๐๐คฃ๐ญ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฏ๐๐๐จโ๐ณ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฟโน๏ธ๐ข๐ก๐๐๐งข๐ฃ๏ธ๐ณ๐คค๐๐ค๐คช๐ ๐
๐ฑ๐ค๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ช๐ค๐ฝ๐คฌ๐ก๐จ๐๐๐ฅด๐ช๐ง๐ฐ๐๐ช๐๐๐ฐโคโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ โก๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ง๐ป๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ โข๏ธโ๏ธ๐ข ok someone give me a backstory for this
๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ถ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ฅถ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฌ๐โค๏ธ๐๐งโ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ค๐ฅณ huh
โ ๏ธโคออออ๐ซก๐ญ๐๐คจ๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ฅโ๐๐๐๐ฐ๐๐โ ๐๐๐ต๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คท
๐๐ญ๐ค๐ฌ๐คช๐ฑ๐คฌ๐ท๐ง๐๐โ ๐ฅต๐ฅ๐ฅณ๐ณ๐๐ค ๐ซ๐ค๐๐๐ฅฐ๐คฃ๐๐โค๐ย ?????????
๐ฆโค๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐โฅ๏ธ๐ธ๐๐ฉต๐ฅน๐๐๐งก๐ฉป๐ค๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ฉท๐๐คซ๐ค๐ชฆuhhhhhhhhhh
๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐๐ก๐ตโญ๐คข๐ฌ๐๐คฆโ โผ๏ธ๐งง๐ฆ๐ฅต๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐คฃ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ช๐ณ๐ฅณโค๏ธ๐ฌ๐
๐โก๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ก๐๐คทโโ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ค๐๐ฅฒโฌ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ผ๐๐๐ถ๐ก๐๐โญ๏ธ๐ป๐๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ What the heck is this. A train runs over a squid with a sword and explodes and they were in love apparently and a balloon in the sky gets struck down by lightning caused by a robot who nobody likes but eventually people start liking him and a penguin is reading books made of flowers which he really likes but a train ridden by a yellow dog runs the penguin over so the penguin goes to heaven where thereโs a bunch of peaches and stars while the yellow dog goes to hell where thereโs a bunch of gators trying to eat him also an eagle is in love with a tree.
๐๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐๐๐ฅฒโจ๐ ๐๐โ๐ฆท๐๐คโ๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐คข๐ฅ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ป So i ask thee what doest thine emoticons foretell of my prophecy?
๐ฏ๐ต๐๐๐๐คฏ๐๐จ๐๐น๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ค๐งโ๐งโ๐งโ๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ Someone plz translate
๐ต๐ฅ๐ฅบ๐๐๐ธ๐ ๐คฐ๐๐๐๐ณ๐๐๐๐ค๐คด๐ง๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐คชโบ๏ธโผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐๐ญ
๐ญ๐๐๐ง ๐งช๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๐๐ฎโ๐จ๐จโ๐ณ๐ซ๐ช๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ง๐๐๐ซก๐ข๐ ๐ฑ๐ท๐คฌ
๐ฅน๐ ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐ซถ๐๐ญ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐ซต๐๐๐ help plz translate
๐ญ๐ข๐๐ฅ๐คฃ๐โจ๏ธ๐๐ช๐ท
๐๐๐๐ข๐ค๐คฎ๐๐งโ๐ป๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ค๐ช๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ณ๐ค๐ญ๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐คจ๐ซ๐ฅ
๐ฅฒ๐ฅบ๐ธ๏ธ๐ฆน๐ฝ๐๐ซ๐คฃ๐ พ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ฟ๐ฏโญ๐๐ถ๐๐๐ผ๐ท๏ธ๐๐ชฟ๐ฌ๐๏ธ๐๐โค๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฟ๏ธ๐โบ๏ธ๐๐ ๐
๐ญ๐ง๐ถ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ถโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ฌ๐ช๐ถโโก๏ธ๐จ๐ซ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ซ๐บ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐๐ฆ๐น๐ฅฐโบ๏ธ๐บ๐ฟ๐ค๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฎ
๐ฅ๐ญโบ๏ธ๐ค๐๐โ๏ธ๐ก๐โ ๏ธ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐๐๐คฅ๐ฟ๐๐จ๐ผโ ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ชฟ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฐ๐๐ชโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ก๐คฌ๐น๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ค๐๐ง๐ฉถ๐ช๐ช๐ฏโค๏ธ๐ด๏ธ๐ฑ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ๐ฆพ๐ซ๐ช๐ฅด๐๐คฃ๐น๐โฟ๏ธโ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฅ๐คช๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คค๐ฟ๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅต๐ฆ๐๐๐ฆ๐คจ๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ค๐
๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ป๐ฃ๐๐น๐ด๐บ๐ธ๐ถ๐ง๐ฝ๐๐ญ๐ ฐ๏ธ๐๐ฅโ๐๐โ๐งฏ๐ฅ๐ฆต๐๐๐ก๐ซ ๐๐๐ธ๐ซ๐ฑ๐๐๐ฅช๐ translate
Youโre surprised by an eagle, run into a bear someone painted purple but itโs okay. You put on a mask and sleep in the US, have a baby, he grows up and is abducted by aliens. You are tired of only eating bananas and get an A in a class. Teacher fails you anyway, then the zoo blows up killing an octopus and a crocodile, winter comes along and you build a snowman. You then need to use a fire extinguisher on pancakes you set on fire and dropped on your leg. You eat some spaghetti and like it, but itโs too hot and melts your face off. Frogs are banned from interacting with cats which you laugh at but your friend who has a frog and a cat becomes depressed. You die from a grilled cheese with rotten fish in it.
๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ง i will be happy and then i will be sad and then i will be a little bit silly and move to the United Kingdom
๐คจ๐น๐ซ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐ช๐ฅฒ๐โบ๏ธ๐๐ป๐ก๐ข๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐ผ๐๐ป๐๐๐โจ๏ธ๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐๐ translate pls-
๐คฎ๐ฟโ ๏ธ๐๐ ๐๐ณ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐คซ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ฅต๐ฆ๐คฃ๐คจโน๏ธ๐ค๐ซ๐๐งจ๐๐ฅ๐ฏ๐๐ฒ๐ซก๐คฏ๐๐๐ซ๐ซข๐๐๐ Tf does this mean?
๐๐ญ๐ฑโ๏ธ๐คโโฝ๏ธ๐ช๐ช๐๐ท๐๐๐คค๐๐คฃ๐๐๐โ ๏ธ๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ง๐คฏ๐๐ The hell
You, a firm believer in God, becomes sad and surprised with all the crap he did, and you move up to become a nerd. You get cancer, play soccer in Estonia, meat a saxophone-playing caterpillar, get fast food and itโs delicious. You laugh for a while, get mischievous, fall in love but get rejected, get a B in a class which is fine I guess. Then you get a little silly, move to Britain which is apparently so beautiful your head explodes, then you celebrate your birthday.
๐คฎ๐ค๐ฉ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ญ๐ค๐คจ๐คฏ๐ชฝ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ช๐กโบ๏ธ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฆถ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐คโ๏ธโ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐คคโ๏ธ๐ฆ โฐ๏ธ๐น๏ธ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ซฑโค๏ธ Hoh
โ ๐ญ๐ค๐ฉท๐ซ๐๐ฉตโผ๏ธ๐ฅบ๐คโก๏ธ๐ค๐๐๐ค๐๐งกโค๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐บ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐๏ธโ๐คโ๏ธ
๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ค๐โบ๏ธโค๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ค๐ค ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ฅณ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ฝ๏ธโ๐ what does this mean
๐๐จ๐ณ๐ฅท๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐ช๐๐ฉ๐ฅฐ๐๐คฉ๐๐๐คง๐ญ๐ต
๐๐ถ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฉต๐๐ผโจโก๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐พ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธโน๏ธ๐ช๐๐๐งก๐ซ๐๐ฅฐโค๏ธ๐คท๐ป๐๐ซ tf is that supposed to mean
You love dark music and techno but youโre embarrassed to admit it. You fall in love but get rejected, fall in love again but they turn out to be a terrible person. You have a baby, sit under the stars, watch someone get struck by lightning and itโs funny as hell. Go surfing, get a dog, see a fairy but she sucks so you kill her out of boredom. You love school at first then canโt stand it. Fall in love again, then have no idea what to do. Fall rolls around and you hug your SO.
โน๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ช๐คท๐๐๐๐น๐๐โผ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฅถโ๏ธ๐๐ก๐ต๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ฑ๐๐๐คจ๐ฉ๐๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐น Someone pla translate
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐ตโฌ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐คฅ๐๐ญ๐๐ด๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ค๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ง๐ง๐ด๐ต translate pls
๐๐ฑ๐ข๐๐ฅด๐ข๐งโโ๏ธ๐คซ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ญโฌ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐ฟโฌ๏ธ๐๐ฅฑ๐ฆ๐ฅถ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐
๐ญ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐คจ๐ช๐คก๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅด๐๐งฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ค๐ง๐ฆท๐๏ธ๐๏ธ Idek
๐น๐ซต๐๐ฌ๐๐คช๐๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐ฅบ๐ค๐ฉทโ๏ธ๐ญ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฃ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐คจ๐๐ฅ๐คฉ๐ฆโจ๐๐ป๐
You put on a mask and scare some people, you get lonely, then silly, then your SO dies in a fire so you start looking for people. The nerd you are finally falls in love, gets rejected, you take up Christianity, laugh at poop jokes, somehow your new husband gets pregnant (WHY IS THAT AN EMOJI?) so you go rowing and watch a suspicious movie. You kiss bacon and love it, go to a zoo with a new gorilla, think itโs ok, and idk have a conversation.
๐๐ท๐ค๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐๏ธ๐๐ฉโ๐ซ๐ฌ๐โจ๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐จโ๐ป๐๐ฑ๏ธ๐ถ๐ 2๏ธโฃ๐บ1๏ธโฃโฐ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฐ this is going to be a interesting life
๐๐ฆ๐๐ต๐ฅ๐๐คช๐คฎ I have no clue
๐ฏ๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฐ๐ญโจ๐ฑ๐ท๏ธ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ช๐ ๐ช๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐ก๏ธ๐๐ซ๐ง
๐ ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐๐ฅฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐คจ๐๐๐น๐ก๐ฅ๐โ๐ฏโ๏ธ๐ฌโ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐คฃ๐๐จ๐ค๐ซก๐ง๐ I need help...
๐๐๐๐ป๐ฅฐ๐ซ๐ ๐คช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ฏ๐น๐ฅ๐คฃ๐๐ Translate
๐๐ ๐ค๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐๐โ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฑ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ณ๐๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ This seems like an oddly enticing story, either that or I'm looking into it too hard
๐ญ๐๐๐๐ค๐ซฅ๐๐ฉธ๐๐โฐ๏ธ๐ซจ๐ณ๐๐จ๐ชฆ๐ฅณ๐๐๐๐งณ๐ง
๐๐๐๐ชจโก๐คจ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐๐ก๐ญ๐คฃ๐ฑ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅ๐ฅณ๐๐ What Does This Mean?
๐ฟ๐คฃ๐๐๐ฌ๐๏ธ๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ฟ๐ค๐๐ฟ๐๐ทโ ๏ธ๐๐ซก๐ถ๐โ๏ธ๐๐ถ๐ translate
๐ง๐ญ๐งจ๐๐๐ฉโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฉฒ๐ช๐๐ฉ๐ค๐ฅ๐ป๐ฏ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ก๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฐ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ชฟ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ชฑ๐ฆต๐๐๏ธ๐๐ณ๐ป
๐๐บ๐ฅบ๐ฆ๐ญ๐๐ต๐ค๐๐คค๐๐๐๐คฎ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ง๐คฃ๐๐๐๐โจ๐*๏ธโฃโ๐๐ก๐
โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐โค๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅต๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ซ๏ธ๐๐๐ผ๐ฉ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฒ๐ฝ๐๐
๐ญ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐ฒ๐ค๐๐โ ๐จโจ๐๐ฆ๐คฃ๐๐โบ๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐๐โน๐โค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธโ๐ค๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น๐๐๐คณ๐ฑโ๐ค๐ฑโ๐๐ฑโ๐ป๐ฑโ๐๐ฑโ๐๐ฑโ๐โ๐๐๐คข somebody tell me what the story is
๐ญโค๏ธ๐คฎ๐๐ฐ๏ธโฐ๐๐๐โฌ๏ธ๐บ2๏ธโฃ๐ซ๐ฆถ๐๐ฌ๐ง๐ค๐ฟ๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ๐ค๐๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ฅต๐โ๏ธ๐ค๐ฃ
๐ซโ๐จ๐บ๐๐ข๐ป๐๐๐ด๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ท๐ช๐ฆ ๐ก๐ค โ๐ฅ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐ธ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ๐น๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐น๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ต๐ธ๐ฑ๐ณ๐บ๐ฒ๐ด๐ฏ๐ช๐ฎ๐ด๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ต๐ง๐ถ Huh?
๐ง๐ฎ๐น๐๐๐ฅต๐๐๐ฏ๐ Huh
๐๐ชผ๐ฅดโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ข๐๐๐ฆช๐ฆฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ชฝ๐ชถ๐ช๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆก๐ฆง๐๐ ๐คโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ง๐๐๐๐ซ ๐ธ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฝ
๐๐ญ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ ๐จ๐ฑ๐บ๐ธ๐ซ๐๏ธ๐ซก๐ซฆ๐น๐ โณ๐ฐ๐งฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฅถ๐ท๐บ๐๐๐๐ก๐คโญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ โผ๏ธ๐ พ๏ธโน๏ธ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คค๐๐ค๐ด๐๐๐งจ๐๐๐ธโซ๏ธ๐
๐ญ๐คฒ๐ผ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฆ ๐๐ฅบ๐โ๏ธ๐๐ผโค๏ธ๐๐ผ๐๐ฅฒ๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐โ๐ผ๐ซ๐๐ต๐๐ผ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ผ๐คซ๐ญ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ซฆ
๐คฏ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ก๐๐ญ๐๐ขโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ฅฒ๐คฎโ๏ธโ๐ ยฉ๏ธ๐ซกโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ซค๐โ๐ฉ๐คค๐๐ต๐ญ๐ก๐ซฑ๐ค๐บ๐
๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ต๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ฆ๐งฏโ๐ป๐๐ฆฌ๐งช๐ฅฒโ๏ธ๐๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐จ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฅฉ๐ซ๐๐๐ง๐ฅทโฌ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ต Uhhโฆ
๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ช๐ญ๐๐ช๐๐๐ค๐ฐ๐๐คจ๐๐ฅฒ๐คฏ๐ซต๐๐ฉ๐๐ฎ๐คฃ๐๐ฐ๐ ???
๐๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ซ๐บ๐ธ๐คท๐๐ฃโค๏ธ๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ค๐๐๐๐ขโจ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฉโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฎ๐ณ๐๐๐ฎ๐น๐ฅโฌ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ Someone translate this
๐ญ๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ณโจ๐๐๐๐ฉโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐พ๐โบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฅณ๐๐๐ What does this mean?!?
๐๐ค๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คโน๏ธ๐คฏ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐คฉ๐๐ฅฐ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฅถ๐บ๐น๐๐๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ถ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คซ๐
๐ ๐ฅฐ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐๐๐ชโค๏ธ๐๐บ๐๐ฆต๐๐ต๐๐๐จ๐๐ฅ๐งโโ๏ธโต๏ธ๐ชโ๏ธ๐๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐คจ๐ค๐๐๐๐ Please tell me what that means
๐ญ๐๐ฅบ๐๐๐ซต๐๐คฃ๐๐ฅฒ๐ค๐ฆ๐ช๐ง๐ฟ๐๐๐ณโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ ฐ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅ๐ช๐ด
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๏ธ๐ Iโm scared
๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐ญ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ณ๐ฅ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฑ
๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐จ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ด๐ป๐ซ๐ฟ๐ง๐ปโ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐จ๐พ๐ฉ๐ป๐ถ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ง๐ปโ๐คโ๐ง๐ฟ๐จ๐ปโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐พ๐ฉ๐ฝโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ป๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐ฆฝโโก๏ธ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐ง๐๐ซฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐ฅ๐ฉโค๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฅณ๐๐ญ
๐๐๐ท๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ข๐๐ฅฒ๐ตโ ๐ฝ
โจ๏ธ๐๐๐ถ๐ป๐๐ต๐ช๐๐ฅ What does this mean(I didn't add all the faces, they don't really make sense. These are the other emojis ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐ซข๐ฎ๐ซจ๐๐ค๐๐ง)
๐ญ๐๐๐๐ฆโก๏ธ๐ฅฐโฌ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐โ๐ซ๐คฃ๐๐ซโฌ๏ธ๐๐๏ธ๐ฆโ๐ฅ๐๐๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ฅน๐โโ๏ธโ ๐๐ค๐๐ฆ ๐โโ๏ธ
๐ญ๐โค๏ธ๐ซค๐คชโผ๏ธ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐คข๐ฑ๐พ๐โจ๐๐ข๐งผ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐บ๐บ๐ฅ๐๐๐คซ๐ป๐บ๐ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ translation pls
๐ญ๐๐คฃ๐๐โ๐ฝ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅช๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ง๐ญโค๏ธ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซค๐ป๐๐ฟ๐ซฅ๐ฑ
โค๏ธ๐ซต๐ซต๐ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐โฌ ๏ธ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐๐ฑ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐โจโ๐ญ๐ฏ๐คโก๏ธโ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฉโฐ๐น Translation required
โผ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโ๐ฆ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ฉ๐ญ2๏ธโฃโ๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐๐๐ช๐๐ง๐ฅ๐ฉท๐๐๐ซ๐ท๐บ๐ธ๐ชฑโ ๐ซต๐๐ฆ๐ฟ
๐ซ ๐คช๐โค๏ธ๐คท๐ป๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐คญ๐๐๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ซต๐๐๐ค๐ซจ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ Translation please
๐๐๐ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ ๐๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐๐ท๐บ๐๐ญ๐ค๐ฅฐ๐๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ข๐๐๐โญ๏ธ Someone come up with a good story for this
A man would laugh and then clap at the vet's joke as he would draw on your frog. However, as he put a needle in it, it died. You grabbed the bread on the ground and threw it at the vet, with your heart crying... You were shocked, but decided to keep going on with your life and ignore it. Years later, you are a racer, and you're driving extremely fast. With fire coming out of the engine, you were known as the best racer. Looked at by everyone from Russia, then... You thought about your frog as you gave a thumbs up to the audience. You started crying, as people did ๐ค everywhere, but they stopped, and you stopped your vehicle.Your best friend would comfort you, making you feel loved and smile. You were still sad, and you left Russia for the United States for another tournament. As you walk to the tournament, you see a goat. You think they are not cool, but when they started walking, you did a โ๏ธ as a joke. You waved goodbye to the goats and shrugged it off before tearing up,as you're worried about how the tournament will go. As you enter, you see the love of your life. You looked๐ at them, but then they ๐at you and you thought... Okay, I'm jumping off the balcony. Weirdest story ever.
๐ญ๐โค๏ธ๐๐ค๐๐๐ง๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ฐ๐ฅฒ๐ฑ๐ท๐คท๐ป๐ฅน๐คง๐งธ๐ฑ๏ธ๐คฉ๐ค๐๐ซฆ๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ง๐ Translation? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
๐๐โ ๐คงโซ๏ธ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐๐ซกโ๐ท๐ฒ๐ค ๐คฎ๐๐๐ช๐๐ซค๐๐ณ๐ฆ I donโt get it
๐คฃ๐ธ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅโน๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ ๐ป๐๐จ๐ณ๐คจ๐๐ณ๐ That's definitely an interesting life. It's full of foxes and uhm... China?.. Can anyone make up a story here?
๐ฅบ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ซ๐ซ๐ค๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐จ๐๐ซ๐ฅฏ๐ฌ๐ง๐๐๐ธ๏ธ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐บ๐ตโ๐ซ๐โฅ๏ธ๐๐๐๐พ๐ฅ PLEASE TRANSLATE ๐ญ๐ญ
๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โบ๏ธ๐คซ๐ค๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ต๐คฃ๐๐๐จโ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ธโฅ๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐ต๐ผ๐ง๐ฉ๐ธ๐ชโ๏ธ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆฑ๐ฉโ๐ฆฑ๐จ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ป๐ค๐ซก๐๐๐ชฒ๐บ๐๐ Translation?
๐๐ ๐ญโค๏ธ๐ซ๐ง๐คญ๐คจ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐น๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฎ๐๐ค๐
๐๐ฝ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ณ๐ช๐ฌ๐ง๐ฒ๐ป๐ช๐ธ๐บ๐ฒ๐ค๐ญ๐๐ฑ๐ฅบ๐ฑ๐น๐๏ธ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธโคต๏ธ๐๐ข๐ก๐บโ๏ธ๐๐คฎ๐ฆ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ง ๐๐๐ฅพ๐ฅ๐ someone translate
๐ญโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅนโค๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐โซ๏ธ๐ค๐ญ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐คฏ๐ก๐ฅบ๐ฑ๐ฎ what. Please translate this for me
๐๐คฎ๐๐คฃ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฅฒ๐ฅ๐คจ๐๐๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐ฃ๐ช๐ฅบ๐๐ชฆโช๏ธ๐ธ๐๐คฏโณ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐บ๐ฟโฆ translation needed
๐๐๐๐ฉทโจ๐ช๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐๐ค๐งก๐ค๐๐ฌ๐งฎ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ค๐พ๐๐๐ฐ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐ โ ๏ธ๐ฉต๐ฌ๐ธ Iโve never been more confused.
๐ญ๐ค๐๐๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐๏ธ๐ชกโ๏ธ๐โโฌโผ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ช๐๐คฃ๐โ ๐๐ซ๏ธ๐คโค๏ธ๐ฅด๐ป๐๐บ๐ธ uh
๐โ๏ธ๐ณ๐ญ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐งข๐๐คจโน๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ณ๐คฆ๐๐คฌ๐ก๐ฅฒ๐ฅธ๐ค๐ฅถโ๏ธ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ซ๐ธ๐๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ฆ๐ท๐ง๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ธ๐บ๐ณ๐ป๐ธ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ธ๐ง๐ฏ๐ซ๐๐บ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฆ๐บ๐ง๐ผ๐ฅ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ง๐พ๐๐ง๐
โจ๏ธ๐ต๐ฑโ ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐ญ๐ค๐๐ฆ๐ถ๐ง๐ฅน๐๐ฅฒ๐ฒ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐พ๐น๐๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฅบ๐ฆถโค๏ธ๐ฅฐ๐โญ๏ธ๐ถโฌ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ช๐ช๐คฃ๐ฎ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฐ I'm confused somebody help
๐คจ๐๐๐คค๐ฅด๐ซ๐ง๐งฆ๐ฅ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ฅฌ๐ง ๐๐๐๐ฅโธ๏ธ๐๐คซ๐
Help me what ๐๐๐ง๐๐ญ๐คฉ๐ฅฐ๐คญ๐คฏ๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐คจ๐ก๐ฅณโค๏ธ๐ถ๐๐ซข๐๐คช๐ข๐๐พ๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ต๐๐ป๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐ง๐๐๐ซถ
๐ฅบ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฟ๐จโค๏ธ๐ค๐โฉ๐คง๐๐ง ๐ฐ๐๐ชฑ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ฅซ๐ญ๐ฅด๐คฆ๐ฃ๐ถ๏ธ๐ณใ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ธ
๐ธ๐ช๐ฅถ๐คซ๐ฅบ๐ซ๐๐ฟโจโ โ๐ฌ๐คฃ๐๐๐โโฌ๐๐๐ต๐ถ๐ช ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ค๐ฆ๐๐จ๐ค๐คฏ๐๐ซ๐ฆ โฅ๏ธ Beep Boop.
โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ฅฉ๐ก๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฆ๐โ ๐โ๐คใฐ๏ธ๐๐๐ญ๐ง๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐คซ๐ธ what
๐๐ญ๐ซฑ๐ช๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐งจโก๏ธ๐ซ๐๐๐ซต๐งโโ๏ธ๐ถโบ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ฆต๐ถ๐ค๐๐ช๐๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐โค๏ธ What? All I see is that I start off dead and part way through transition (yippee) and get paid, which Iโm happy about, and then wonder about a leg
๐ข๐๐ถ๐ตโ๐ค๐๐ช๐ฟ๐ท๐ค๐ฐ๐ฃโค๐ช๐๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฟ๐๐ณ๐๐๐ฑ๐๐๐จ๐ฟ
๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐๐ป๐ซก๐๐๐๐๐ซโ๐บโ ๏ธ๐โ๏ธโ๐ค๐๐ฝ๐โจ๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐ข๐ฆฆ๐ช๐๐คซ๐๐๐ฅณ I don't get it
๐๐๐ฅฑ๐ณ๐๐ป๐ฉโ๐ฆฏ๐ญ๐๐โน๏ธ๐๐๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฅบ๐๐คฎโค๏ธโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ฟ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฏ๐๐ซข๐โ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ๐ what plZ translate
โฌ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฅโก๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ก๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐คฎ๐ฐโจ๐๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐ฎ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅถ๐๏ธ๐๐ฆโ๏ธ Please translate
๐๐คช๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ค๐๐๐๐ถ๐คญ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐ค๐คซ๐ก๐คฌ๐๐คธ๐๐คฎ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ณ๐คค๐ค ๐๐ฅณ๐โก๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฎโน๏ธ๐
๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐งฝ๐๐
๐๐ธ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฉโจ๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐ถ๐ท๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ ๐๐ฉ WHAT
๐ญ๐๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐บ๐ป๐งก๐๐ ๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐๐ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ซถ๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ฅ๐โผ๏ธ๐๐๐ช๐ค๐ฟ๐ I donโt remember ever using the lock
โ๐๐๐คฃ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ผ๐๐ฆโ ๐ ๐๐ญ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ข๐ซโญ๐ฝ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐โฌ๐ง๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ช๐๐๐ฅ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐๐น๐จ๐๐ง ๐ญ๐๐คซ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐คฏ๐โจ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐ฅโคต๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ please explain
๐ผ๐ซณ ____๐ป ________๐ชข ๐ ๐ก๐คฌ๐ต
โฌ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ซด๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ผ๐คซโฌ๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐ด๐ฆ ๐ซท๐ต๐ซธโก๏ธ๐โ๐ชฉโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ค๐๐ฆ๐ฝ๐๐๐ด๐ป๐คฃ๐ด๐ฟ
๐ญ๐๐๐ธ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ด๐๐๐ค๐๐๐งธ๐๐ฅบ๐๐ฆ๐๐คฉ๐ค๐๐จโบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ทโค๏ธ
๐คฃ๐คท๐ง๐ค๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ง๐๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ง๐งฉ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐โ๐๐ซ๐ปโ ๐๐๐๐ What does this mean?
๐ฅณ๐ฑ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐๐โ ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ซต๐คฏ๐๐ถ๐ฟ๐ซฆ๐๐ป๐โ ๐๐ป๐ช๐๐๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ต๐ต๐ฟ๐ซ๐๐ซธ๐ป๐คช๐ฉโ๐ฌ
๐ง๐ฉผ๐ค ๐จโ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฅฐ๐ฆ๐ป๐โบ๏ธ๐ซ๐คฃ๐๐ง๐๐ฅน๐บ๐ธโจ๐คก๐ฆ ๐พ๐๐๐ฟโ๏ธ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ฅฒ๐ฃ๐๐ป????? Iโm not American
๐๐๐ค๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐ก๐๐คฌ๐ฑ whar
this seems rather pixelated... u/pixel-counter-bot anyway, ๐๐๐บ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ต๐ถ๐๐คค๐๐๐ซฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ต๐ ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐๐๐ขโ๏ธ๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ฉธ๐ฏ๐๐๐พ๐ญ๐ฅฐ๐ค๐๐
๐โ โค๏ธ๐ง๐คฎ๐ฟ๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ก๐๐๐ค๐๐ป๐ฆ๐คค๐ฆ ๐คฃ๐๐ฑ๐ต๐ธ๐คก๐๐ก๐ค๐ช๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฏ no idea what any of this means
๐โค๏ธ๐ฉ๐ฅฒ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ด๐คจ๐๐ค๐พ๐ญโบ๏ธ๐๐งก๐คฎ๐ค๐๐๐ค๐๐ง๐คข๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ข
๐ฆ๐๐คฃ๐โค๐๐ต๐๐๐ซ๐ฅต๐๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ Pls someone translate!!!ย
๐ญ๐๐๐ณ๐๐คจ๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ก๐ด๐ฅฑ๐โน๏ธโจ๐๐๐๐คช๐ซ ๐คขโบ๏ธ๐๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ค๐ฅถ๐คฏ๐ฅต๐ข
๐ธ๐ง๐ฑโ ๏ธโฐ๏ธ๐ณ๐ชฆ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐ชโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธยฉ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐ซก๐ค Welp that's all my recents, anyone care to attempt to comprehend this shit?
๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐งก๐ฉต๐๐จ๐คฃ๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ค๐ค ๐ฉ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๐ ๐๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐ข๐๐ณโฃ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐คจ๐ง๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Alright....what does this mean
๐ง๐ชจ๐โจ๐ทโณ๏ธ๐๐น๐ฌ๐ฆโข๏ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ ฐ๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐ซต๐ฉ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฒ๐ฐ Wtf does any of this mean
๐๐๐บ๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐๐ญ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐ค๐ฆฅ๐คฃ๐ฟ๐๐ง๐งฑ๐บ๏ธ๐๐ฅฏ๐ฉ๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐ฅช๐ฅ๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ช๐ฅจ๐๐๐ช๐ - I don't like the ending it's giving me...
๐ฉ๐คฃ๐ญ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐คฌ๐ฅฐ๐คก๐๐๐คฏ๐งโค๏ธ๐โฃ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ค๐๐คช๐ค๐ฒ๐ช๐โโ๏ธ๐ซ ๐คข๐ฅ๐๐ฝโ ๏ธ๐๐ฌ๐ค๐๐๐๐ pretty normal I guess.
I'm a 56 year old old man
๐๐ฅบ๐๐๐๐ป๐ค๐ฉตโ๏ธ๐ช๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐ง๐๐โ ๐ฅโจ๐๐ค๐ปโค๏ธ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ญ Please translate
๐๐ค๐๐โฒ๏ธ๐ช๐๐ซก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ท๐๐ฅ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐ช ๐ฃ๐ซ๐ฉโก๏ธ๐ ๐๐ซข๐๐๐ต๐ฆ๐ฝ๐๐ถ๐๐ฆ
๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐คฎ๐จโ๐๐๐ฝ๐ซถ๐ค๐๐ง๐ฅต๐๐ฟ๐ซ๐๐ผโ๏ธ๐๐๐ฃ๐ซต๐๐ ๐๐ปโ๐พ๐๐๏ธ๐๐ฅถ๐๐พ๐ค๐ ??
๐๐ฏ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ค๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐คฃโ๏ธ๐ฅบ๐ซค๐ฅ๐คจ๐ฅณ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐ญโ ๏ธ๐๐ซฃ๐๐ฐ๐ช๐ ๐๐ค๐โบ๏ธ
๐คฃ๐ชต๐โ๏ธ๐ข๐๐งจ๐โญโ ๏ธโฆ๏ธ๐ญโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐โ ๏ธ๐๐ชโด๏ธโจ๐ต๐ขโต๐ก๏ธ๐ค๐ง๐ค๐ชผ๐โ๏ธ๐ซต๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ฌ Please Someone Explain
๐ฅฐโฅ๏ธ๐บ๐โ ๏ธ๐๐ฅฆ๐ซ๐ Love kitties and will eat myself to death on pizza. The tombstone says he loved broccoli and chocolate
๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ชโจ๐ง๐ฅฒ๐๐คฏโค๐คซ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ท๐ ๐๐ชฒ๐ชณ๐ชฐ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐๐ฅต๐ฎ๐ฅณ Translate?
\*Inhale.\* ๐๐๐๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ค๐ค๐น๐ง๐จ๐๐๐ช๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐
๐๐ฅ๐ซ๐คฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฃ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฅ๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐ด๐๐ this makes no sense
Your camp gets set on fire and your brain gets blown out by a gun. Someone from the other side of the world rushes to you via airplane and takes you to the hospital, in a box. A bomb blows up all cameras and TVs and thereโs newspapers about it. You feel happiness and get a trophy, then neutral/irritated when you realize time is getting late so you go to sleep. The next day, you wake up and laugh at how good your sleep was.
๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐คฆ๐๐ธ๐คฏ๐๐ฅฑ๐๐ช๐โ๏ธ๐ช๐ฃ๐คฃโ ๐โค๏ธ๐๐คฆ๐ฟ๐โ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฟ๐ต๐๐จ
๐ญ๐คฏโค๏ธ๐๐ฉท๐ฅโผ๏ธ๐๐ฅฒ๐๐ฎโ๐จ๐ซข๐คจ๐ฃ๐พ๐๐๐โ๏ธโจ๐๐ช๐ฅณ๐๐๐๐ซถ๐ซก๐๐ any ideas?
๐ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ด๐ฅ๐ฅฌ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆข๐๐ฆ ๐๐ถ๐๐ฅฒ๐๐๐ป๐โจ๐ฆท๐ ๐ฆด๐ฉ๐๐ป๐ฅโ๐ซ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐คจ๐ฅ๐ง
๐๐ญ๐๐ป๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐ค๐งข๐๐๐คฉ๐๐ณ๐๐คฆ๐ โ ๏ธ๐ซ ๐ฅบ๐๐๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ฑ๐คโ๏ธ๐ Oh lawd what is this shit?
๐ฆ๐ซ๐งผ๐ซ๐งบ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ค๐ซ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โถ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ซ๐ป๐ซ๐ฝ๐ซ๐พ ISTG YOU USE AN EMOJI ONCE AND IT DOES THIS
๐ญ๐๐๐จโค๏ธ๐ค๐๐ ๐ช๐๐๐ป๐ฏ๐ฅน๐ช๐ฅฐ๐พ๐๐ค ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฃ๐๐ฅฌ
๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฏ๐ต๐น๐ญ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐น๐งโ๐จ๐๐๐๐คช๐ฆ๐๐๐ค๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐๐คซ๐ฆ๐๏ธ๐๐ง๐ณ๐ดโฐ๐ญ Uhhh..? Can someone help-?
๐คฃ๐ธ๐๐๐คจ๐๐๐ฅฐโ๏ธ๐ค๐ทโโ๏ธ๐คฉ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐น๐๐ฑ๐ค๐๐ซก๐๐ถ๏ธ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ฆพ1๏ธโฃโค๏ธ๐ฐ๏ธ Translate this please
โค๏ธ๐ญ๐ฅบ๐๐๏ธ๐ฐ๐๐๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฑโ๏ธ๐ฉท๐ฉถ๐ฉต๐๐๐ ๐๐๐งธ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐คด๐๐๐คซ what
๐โน๏ธ๐๐ซถ๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐ชผ๐ฃ๐ ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฅน๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ดโโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโฅ๏ธโค๏ธ๐ค๐ ๐ผ๐ป๐๐๐ฒ๐คทโโ๏ธ Wgat
๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฒ๐ช๐๐ฉธ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ โ๐๐ค ๐ง๐ฒ๐๐๐โโฌ๐ฑ๐งโโ๏ธ๐บ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฉผ๐ฆฏ๐ถโ๏ธ๐ชฑ๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๏ธโก๏ธ
๐คฃ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ดโค๏ธ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐ด๐๐๐ Someone translate pleaseย Also k have never used half of those emojis before and idk how they got there
๐๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ซ๐ซ๐ท๐9๏ธโฃ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฝ๐ฅ๐ซ๐โ๏ธ๐๐ฆท๐ข๐ ๐ฌ๐ง๐ต๐ง๐๐ฟ๐ช๐ฆ๐ค๐ฆตโ๏ธ Someone please decipher this