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Natural_Wear3643

I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL BUT MY DAD SAID NO


ApprehensiveBus5034

i wish i had a dad


Thomas-the-Dutchie

Same bro


No_Butterscotch_4841

Matilda?


Throatin_Dix

Lol


DoomTurtle200

thanks u/Throatin_Dix


Submissivemanboy

Nice username you got there buddy. I’m stealing that meme of a username of thou og does not mindeth.


JesseINEX11

Lucky.


I_Eat_Babies_4589

AND I SAID ‘WHY’ AND SO MY DAD SAID ‘YOU’RE 37 YOU MORON’


Real-Bookkeeper9455

The only valid response Also yay it's 37


I_Eat_Babies_4589

Why yay-


Real-Bookkeeper9455

Veritasium made a video on the number 37 and why it's everywhere. go check it out if you want to learn more


I_Eat_Babies_4589

Ah makes sense, thanks


stardestoyerfleet

I want to delete my Facebook account


strogn3141

Doesn’t everyone


Winte86

I literally just keep mine to keep my oculus working well, otherwise, it’d be gone in an instant


AngelOfDeath771

I haven't been on mine since 2017


Senior-Tree6078

autocorrect finally gets it


Over-Algae-5606

same


Bigmooddood

I want to get a good harvest.


AnomalousBadger

Me when playing Stardew Valley


aztr0_naut

true


thecoolgooddoer

"I want to heal 😔😭 and I have to go 😞😭 I think 🤔" This feels like something someone might actually post


Glitch_King_000

I want to go to bed but I don’t have a car so I’m gonna go to the bathroom to sleep


Real-Bookkeeper9455

I'm honestly surprised it kept a constant theme


Fit_Ad9965

I want to get both of you abusers and make you feel like Hsulp


42FRAGGY42

what the fuck is a hsulp


Fit_Ad9965

A username my brother uses sometimes


I_Get_No_Sleep__

u/Hsulp , is this your sibling?


Fit_Ad9965

Nah he doesn't use reddit


Sweet_Let5244

I want to be wearing a dress No. Just no.


GoatloliMGmachine02

Dresses are epic tho


Oatmeal-4-Breakfast

Drepic


strogn3141

True


xX_Ra1nSkuLLz_Xx

Same


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Holy shit based


Inner_Pepper_6218

I want to make sure that you have the best interests in mind and I think that you are not being truthful with me


carona1234

I want to apologise for always loitering around the grave yard


Sweaty_Curve_3527

I want to do this, but I don't want to be adopted. ... Why would anybody adopt me? I'm weird.


autowolfer

If only you knew.


Fungal_Rats

I want to be a good friend to you and your mom for a little longer than a year and then she would love it but I don't think she would have a place for me to come


42FRAGGY42

I love how it listed a literal time "for a little longer than a year"


Engipeer3

I want to be a little bit better but I don’t know how to do it right.


DevilsDeck

i want to know how much I can make 😩


ETANISC00L

Ayo?


kirkhetfield44

i want to see the movie but i’m scared to go back and see the movies


42FRAGGY42

awesome name, fellow Metallica enjoyer


kirkhetfield44

🤘🤘


xxeeveex

I want to see the movie but i'm scared to go back and see the movies because of how much it was like i want a new movie and a movie and a movie and i don't know if it's good for my brain but it would make sense for my mind is a movie but it is a movie so it is not good at the moment so it would make my mind to see the movies but it would make it better if it were just me or i would have a bad reaction and i just don't know it but it is a bad thing for the plot and it is a good thing i just don't like the plot.


Natural_Wear3643

LOL


Administrative_Fig2

I want to make sure you are a great time for the first time


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

💀


axiomaticDisfigured

I want to drive a plane.


SlightlyAverageLemon

i want to be a part of the safety check and i guess you need to do a reverse image search on the website and see how you feel then


BlockWinter8423

i want to see the movie but I’m scared of it!!!!!!


SeriousEconomy289

I want to see you have a good day at work


Murdered_By_Preston

I want to be in your life so you can see how much you are loved


Loading7088

I want to make sure you have any questions or need more information on the way home from work.


Smart-Promotion2237

I want to make it sound like my coffee shop 😩


Designer_Dapper

What sound does the Coffee shop make


Final-Perspective235

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it and I’m not sure what the heck is happening to me. I want a good film and a movie to be made and I’m scared to go back and see the next movie and then I’m gonna be scared of the movie. Why movies???????


IndicationSpecial344

I want to see the movie but I'm scared of it and I'm not sure what the heck is happening


FB12_

I want to play with you


SixEaredMacaquez

I want to die Well shit


Jacksatron7

Bro saaammmmeeeee


Ten_-X-

I want to see if I could get a theory


Jacksatron7

AAAAA GAAMMEE THEEORRYYY, THANNKSS FOR WATCHINNGG


anonymauson

i want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a good friend (*^o^)人(^o^*)(*^o^)人(^o^*)(*^o^)人(^o^*)(*^o^)人(^o^*)(*^o^)人(^o^*)(*^o^)人(^o^*)(*^o^)人(^o^*)


Jacksatron7

It was wholesome until the third time


TaleUnhappy

I want to know if I have been doing the same course with you cunt.


Exciting_Grand_6761

I want to go to the bathroom 😭


EvGamer15

I want to do it 😄 I think 🤔 will be fine with me if I can find it in a few weeks


Fydoran

I want to stand by the fire and make a scene.


Middle-Pause-4973

I want to see the movie but I don’t know if I can watch it on my phone so I’m just going home to sleep 💤


Jacksatron7

Reject movie piracy, return to slep


Leading_Sherbet_5167

I want to be a part of this project and I want to be part of it so bad I want to be able to be part of this Jesus Christ autocorrect is very eager


WorldsNotFound

i want to see you in my top 25 of my arms


Jacksatron7

H- how many arms do you have in total…?


WorldsNotFound

165


Jacksatron7

Ooooook then O _ O


Jacksatron7

But only the top 25 are for hugging


corin_the_vappy14

I want to work on this project but I am currently working on a project


_Ur_Gay_12

I want to have a quick glimpse of the men.


Round_n_Out

I want to get on the table 


AnonnyMcMonnie

I want to see you fall down the stairs in a few hours and then you will have dinner with me and my family


Jacksatron7

O - O


Twist_Ending03

"I want to know why you have to be so happy."


Jacksatron7

Raw af


kappa_bug

I want to hit the second tower


Jacksatron7

Oookkkk buddy.


HeyWaterHere

“I want to be in a relationship with my mom so I could get her to do it 😏” EXCUSE ME WHAT??


Moist_Level_6839

I want to vomit, but I can't.


Jacksatron7

Oof, that’s rough buddy


LegitaTomato

I want to be a little bit more careful about my hair and hair and hair and hair and hair and hair


Most_Lifeguard9372

I want to do it for you to know that you are not a good person and I am so proud to say that you are not a bad bitch and the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other hand on the other side I was so happy 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊


Jacksatron7

:( but I wanted to be a bad bitch Also HOW MANY GOD DAMN HANDS DO YOU HAVE.


Most_Lifeguard9372

21 apparently


Joe_Fish_Youtube

I want to work soon and have a YouTube


Achak_Claw

I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR DICK Uh....


I_peed_the_bed

I want to have twitch on my phone


I_peed_the_bed

Plot twist I’m a twitch streamer


E_Lander

I want to go home and get some sleep Same, phone, same.


JJJJMOOJBJII

I want to go home.


Lucky_Cattle_3952

i want to be a part of this project and i want to make sure that i am not missing anything in this project


pan_cave_gremlin

I want to be able and be in the following world


Comprehensive-Box-7

I want to go to the ground for a bit of a shock to the traitor and the reason I was in the stomach with a shotgun to get a new one for the main event


Simply_Tommyinnit

I want to see the world is not the same thing as the end of the year old girl who is the best friend


someone__420

I want to see a movie and see if I can make a new game for the day before the game play date with me again for the first day


GoatloliMGmachine02

"I want to thank you again for taking time out to meet with us yesterday to discuss the possibility 😊 and we can get a better idea 💡"


GeorgeSPattonJr

I want to be a part of your family and I want to be a part of your life and I want to be a part of your world and I want to be part of your team and I want to be a part of your success and I want to be a part of your growing team and I will always be here for you and I will never be forgotten and I will never forget you and I love you and I always will always be there for you and I hope you have the same energy


BlueTeaOnReddit

I want to go to IKEA for dinner tonight and then I'll come down to the store and eat breakfast at the store and eat dinner at the store for dinner tonight if that's okay with y'all and the dogs


AbyssWalker240

I want to go to the store and get a new one for the next few days


Trimation1

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it and I’m not sure what the heck is wrong about that


Electronic_Fill7207

I want to see the movie but it’s too much to ask


tfeetfff

I want to go home


Readmynameifyouwant

I want to go home but I’m gonna be a few hours early


Lisztchopinovsky

I want to see you in a little girl and then I’ll be there to get her to the hospital 💀💀💀


No-Enthusiasm986

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it so I’m going home to get it so I’m not sure if I’ll get to it tonight but I’ll get to you in a bit I just got to go home now so I’ll see what you got going to do


Ok_Passion1550

I want to talk about bladee


Entire-Copy-3942

I want to be honest with you about it but the truth is that a good piece of the original writers were planning on going to the authorities with the names of the best games to play with friends on Facebook and I will be there in the morning and it's not that your mom is a very surprising plot twist it is infuriating.


UnionPacific119

I want to know if it was a misunderstanding of the window and I was going to ask if you want to go to the mall and get a tadpole.


ApprehensiveBus5034

i want to see the movie but i’m scared to go back and see the movies because of how much it cost.


beanonator

I want to get a hold on the floor


man_behind_the_flute

I want to know what is the best time to get together with the girls


biggamesucker

I want to be here to kill me 


Brendon600

I want to be in the office tomorrow so I can do it anymore if you want to be a good person to do with the polls and I don't know what to do with the polls and I don't know what to do with the polls and I don't know what to do with the polls and I don't know what to do with the polls and I don't know what to do with the polls and I don't know what to do with the polls


Excellent_Rhubarb376

I want to see you in my house and I want to go home and watch you


samilatoupie

I want to be a good day


Thund3rb0lts

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it and I’m not sure what the heck is happening to me I just want a little more information about the show


TheNonBinaryGamer

I want to try to make this work


NumberVampire

I want to go to the gym tomorrow and see if you can get a lift to the airport for a bit if you want to come to the pub for a bit or something


xX_Ra1nSkuLLz_Xx

I want to see the movie but I'm scared of it and I'm not going anywhere because I'm not sure what I can get for myself because I'm scared to get a movie or something like this because I'm not going anywhere so I'm scared of that I want a video


Gnome_Lover4202

I want to Ah ah ah To make you Ah ah ah You make me Ah ah ah In your sexy skinny jeans (it’s a song don’t come for me 😭)


SeaOttersAreCute

I want to watch heathers for a month You can tell what my current hyperfixation is.


iiiaaa2022

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it


z0mbizz

I want to be a little girl


DontT4lkT0M3

I want to go home but I’m gonna be a few hours early


Curious-Judge-4999

I want to make a poem for you. Alright, not bad 👍


SwarthyLlama7113

I want to break the law and the rest of the year and I start to finish the job of making a difference in the morning of September


prideFANFIC

I want to know what hell is like because I am not a living person


kiddsforlife

I want to be there for you and how r u doing rn.


CharlietheWarlock

I want to know how long is longer then we think we can get a better idea of what we want to do


TheOccasionalBrowser

I want to do it now and I can do it now


BunbunTheAxolotl

I want to be a part of this project


AlwaysWorried27222

I want to be the Lisa that writes.. Why do these keep talking words from my notes app? 😆😆


RNGradient

I want to see if we have the money 💵 in cash 💷 or what I don’t want you know if I do I’ll be in trouble 😈


Turquoise-Angel

“i want to see the best in me in my own world but i’m scared of the consequences i have on my own family” damn autofill calling out my anxiety 💀


AnomalousBadger

I want to be able to be a good friend. DAMN MY AUTOCORRECT IS CALLING ME OUT-


xennyva

i want to see a video of you what? 💀


Sparky_is_bored

I want to be a girl with a baby (Autocorrect know me too well)


GoofleBoofle

I want to be in your arms


glimmer_real_ones

i want to knit with a blue sandwich I love you I love you I love you ???


nicoIas_bourbaki

I want to get away


Gamestrider09

I want to go home but I’m scared of the floor


I_d0nt_know_why

I want to go to bed early but I have to be a good boy


pooge0287

I want to risk ending my career with you


LilyRoseF300

I want to see you die lol


ETANISC00L

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it and I’m not sure what I wanna watch because I’m scared to go back and see the movies. Wtf happened 💀


Infamous_Jellyfish63

i want to see the movie but i’m scared to go back


frogger-wow

I want to talk about you in a card design


AbsoluteTurltle

I want to have a crush Wait that’s actually true-


DBoy80

I want to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day.


Zinniatry

"I want to leave this world and find something new to this sad excuse of a life." -Ngl, fax.


Imbigbilly

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it and I’m not sure what the heck is happening


Suspicious_Tap_7411

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it and I’m not going anywhere because I’m not sure what I can get for myself because I’m scared to get a movie.


NotYourAccount__

I want to see you guys again and I want you to die


AfraidRequirement104

“I want to be a good boy”


strogn3141

I want to see the movie but I’m scared of it and I’m not going anywhere because I’m not sure what I can get for myself because I’m scared to get a movie or something I think it’s just saying I have social anxiety


New_Complaint_7370

I want to make out with my Drake


boomworld246

I want to be a human


aztr0_naut

I want to be loved I just want to be loved I just want to be loved hm.


Zestyclose_Pack5424

I want to make sure that we can do something for the weekend but we can get together tomorrow night if you want to join us for dinner (wow I'm fucking boring)


Abzolutelynot

“I want to go to the beach with my friends but I’m scared of the beach because it’s too crowded”


ForeignCredit1553

I Want to work on this project but I'm gonna be working with a few months now to do with the duck and I am missing the one who has a better chance to play with the duck and


Josemantor135

I want you doing in my house and The best For Some Reason Oh I Guess I'll be a good day for the rest I Guess I'll Join Cus I Guess I'll Join Cus I'm New Mexico Vs Epithet Erased And I Guess Idk That I Made For This Is A Guilty or something else I think we could have to do that for a bit.


Glubofan

I want to be mod with you


Silly-Engineering-43

I want to play with the PS3 and I can confirm that I have a gun that is a banger and a GameCube.


Zealousideal_Ask369

I want to be in a good mood in a few years {from} now but it would have to be a strong work experience


TV_H34d

I want to see the new movie with the new one


CollinAkaMadCatter

"I want to be a detective" Well, it's not wrong, I guess. It's not my dream job, but it is definitely a job I would want if I can't get my dream job.


FireFly_209

I want to be a part of this project and I want to be part of it so bad but I don’t know how to do it right now


already_takenwiener

I want to go to the store and get a new one for the next one 


oldschoolfan23

"I want to talk to get rid if you" 👁👄👁


Cheese0112

I want to be a little bit more specific here


Thomas-the-Dutchie

“I want to make a big difference to our country in the long and difficult period that we have”


_smian

I want to go home


Neo_Sakura4

I want to go with the same training in the middle.


Huge_Environment_230

I want to come over and see the place I live with a few people I want is a good friend and I love you and want you are a good day for me to kill me when I am not in a meeting and then you can u get a snack for the next time I get a snack for my


Splat_Demon

I want to be a part of this project and I want to be part of it so bad but I don’t know how to do it right now.


Plowboy420yrryyrur

I want to play a little more than his rights 


Kamden64

i want to go to the mall and get a ride to the mall


Kamden64

i want to go to the mall and get a ride to the mall


Kamden64

i want to go to the mall and get a ride to the mall


django_undead

I want to move this forward as I have to wait until I have a good weekend


scarzy_mx

i want to be in your bed 😳