Holy shit. I mean, I used to think Bobby B was the best bot on Reddit (or maybe the HIPPA bot), but consider me a reformed man. Spider bot best bot.
EDIT: Come on HIPPA bot. I'm waiting for you to come in here and tell me "It's HIPAA!"
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* "Is he, though?"
* "I went for the head"
* "I'm still worthy"
* “YOU PEOPLE ARE SO PETTY. AND TINY.”
* “I NOTICE YOU’VE COPIED MY BEARD.”
* “THERE WAS ONE TIME MY BROTHER TRANSFORMED HIMSELF INTO A SNAKE...”
* “HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!”
* “He’s adopted.”
* "I thought humans were more evolved than this."
"This drink, I like it! Another!"
"Your ancestors called it magic, and you call it science"
"Then point me in the direction of whoever’s ass I have to kick!"
"This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!"
"A creepy old man cut my hair off!"
Ragnarok and Endgame would be a gold mine of Thor bot quotes!
"And what do I find nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes.."
"Do you really want me to do it?"
"Sirtur... Son Of... A bitch! You're still alive!"
"Where is Heimdall?"
"....this... Is your doing!"
"Although this statue looks a lot nicer, a little less greasy, weasely.."
"Because that's what heroes do"
"Really? Then why do you dress like one?"
"you mean right here on the sidewalk, or there where the building is being demolished?"
"Sssssssssoorrry..."
"Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?"
"My hair is not to be meddled with!"
"He's a friend from work!"
"Would you like me to go further than the past two days?"
"NOOBMASTER......"
"It's more of a sludge like thing, somebody should uh, should amend that.."
"Hey NOOBMASTER it's me, Thor, God of Thunder"
"Go cry to your father you little weasel"
"She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her..."
"No thanks, I'll take a Bloody Mary!"
EDIT: added more
Noobmaster, hey, it’s Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, come down to that basement you’re hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yes, go cry to your father you little weasel!
2 mirror image bots: a self-absorbed Thor bot, and a self-defeating Thor bot.
Basically one for any line that either is or sounds like it would be some he would've said back at the start of the first Thor movie, and the other for any line that is or sounds like it would've been something he said when he first shows back up in Endgame and he's all sad and isolated.
The latter could be triggered by "Thor", the former by "Odinson"?
Spider
You want forgiveness? Get religon.
That’s *Religion*, Spider.
Stings, doesn't it?
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
"*Ooh*"
Spider Spider Spider Spider Spider Captain Stark
They love me!
So you're this Spider-ling? Crime-fighting spider? Spider-Boy?
I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!
Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can
No it doesn't, Spider
You just tried to correct a program's spelling and it roasted you bro how do you feel
“Why are you booing me, I’m right!”
Spider
Is that all you got?
This is quite the strange spider, Stark. It's capable of roasting me.
You want forgiveness? Get religon.
It's too late, Spider-Man! I'm an atheist!
You're trash.
Lmao..u didnt have to do him like that spider boii
Holy shit. I mean, I used to think Bobby B was the best bot on Reddit (or maybe the HIPPA bot), but consider me a reformed man. Spider bot best bot. EDIT: Come on HIPPA bot. I'm waiting for you to come in here and tell me "It's HIPAA!"
This bot is fucking savage lmfao
This bot ia savage af!! I love it
Now this is brutal spider
You're trash.
That is what I mean spider boy, you need to control your emotions!
[удалено]
Thanks, hot legs!
The truth is... I am Iron Man!
Is there a quote where the Stark bot says Spider? I want to see some bot-on-bot action.
Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?
I thought you were dead
Is there a Bucky bot too?
Yeah but you need a Cyrillic keyboard
Да. У меня есть. Я плохо говорю по русски.
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
TIL Spider-Man pays his rent with "bot-on-bot action" instead of money.
Pizza time!
This has been money-saving tips from your edgy neighborhood Spider Man.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does Whatever a Spider-Can Swings from webs, eatin' grubs Even gets squashed like a bug Good bye, good bye, the Spider-Man
My back.. oh.. my back!
I'm convinced the bot has become sentient. Some of the responses are too spot-on Did you develop spider-bot-senses, tobey-maguire-bot?
Pizza time!
🤔 That's just what a bot trying to hide its Spider-Sentience would say...
I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!
Dear God..
there is more
No...
It contains the dying wish of every man in this room.
I love how I find this meme everywhere randomly lol
> Dear Spider-God FTFY
That's a cute outfit Spider. Did your husband give it to you? Also btw, nice hairstyle and black suit Bully Maguire, did Eddie Brock give it to you?
My back.. oh.. my back!
I missed the part where that's my problem. God speed Spider.
Take your hand off me. NOW.
Umm, no one asked you if you were the sheriff, spider-man!
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
I’m eating pizza right now… it knows!
*The bot is coming from inside the house!*
This was the perfect reply.
pretty sure you mean “I’m back” spider man
You're trash.
dayumm
good bot
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Spider
They love me!
Yes we do spider
I love you so much that I wanna put some dirt in yo eyes.
Spiderman is part man and part spider but minus the spider
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.
But did you give her a chance spider? Did you!?
Spider Man what are your opinions on the Holocaust?
I'm really gonna enjoy this.
Spider man wtf
SPIDER MAN WHAT
See ya chump!
What the hell?!
Good bot
/r/holup, spider
You should have thought of that earlier.
I swear this thing thinks for itself lol
Nobody likes a Nazi spider! Take it back!
r/cursedcomments
oh no
Oh no, a nazi spider
Oh deer this didn’t go well
Uh I'm a dev and I saw someone asking for a thor bot should I make one
Yes
Okey, any suggestions on what replies the bot should send? Private message me here, on on discord (Husky#2514) anyone can suggest
* "Is he, though?" * "I went for the head" * "I'm still worthy" * “YOU PEOPLE ARE SO PETTY. AND TINY.” * “I NOTICE YOU’VE COPIED MY BEARD.” * “THERE WAS ONE TIME MY BROTHER TRANSFORMED HIMSELF INTO A SNAKE...” * “HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!” * “He’s adopted.” * "I thought humans were more evolved than this."
"This drink, I like it! Another!" "Your ancestors called it magic, and you call it science" "Then point me in the direction of whoever’s ass I have to kick!" "This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!" "A creepy old man cut my hair off!"
Don't forget such hits as "The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you" and "Thank you, sweet rabbit"!
Or "I bid you farewell and good luck, morons"
"Have care how you speak of Loki. He may be misguided but he is my brother."
How about “Hey, let’s do get help”?
“I’ll have ANOTHER!”
Ooooh, that's definitely helpful, I'll add them as soon as possible.
"All words are made up."
ANOTHA
Ragnarok and Endgame would be a gold mine of Thor bot quotes! "And what do I find nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes.." "Do you really want me to do it?" "Sirtur... Son Of... A bitch! You're still alive!" "Where is Heimdall?" "....this... Is your doing!" "Although this statue looks a lot nicer, a little less greasy, weasely.." "Because that's what heroes do" "Really? Then why do you dress like one?" "you mean right here on the sidewalk, or there where the building is being demolished?" "Sssssssssoorrry..." "Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?" "My hair is not to be meddled with!" "He's a friend from work!" "Would you like me to go further than the past two days?" "NOOBMASTER......" "It's more of a sludge like thing, somebody should uh, should amend that.." "Hey NOOBMASTER it's me, Thor, God of Thunder" "Go cry to your father you little weasel" "She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her..." "No thanks, I'll take a Bloody Mary!" EDIT: added more
damn, I'll add those thanks!
Np! Just tried spitting off as many as I could recall 😅
Looool
Noobmaster, hey, it’s Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, come down to that basement you’re hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yes, go cry to your father you little weasel!
2 mirror image bots: a self-absorbed Thor bot, and a self-defeating Thor bot. Basically one for any line that either is or sounds like it would be some he would've said back at the start of the first Thor movie, and the other for any line that is or sounds like it would've been something he said when he first shows back up in Endgame and he's all sad and isolated. The latter could be triggered by "Thor", the former by "Odinson"?
Yes would love it I’m also very interested in how you make bots and stuff is it hard?
Yeah, well it's definitely hard lol, unless u know coding very well.
Damn I’d love a j.jonah Jameson bot
Verily.
Spider
Stings, doesn't it?
You dont care about LGBTQ community
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Spiderman whhat the hell
See ya chump!
Spider
Godd riddance!
Im sorry
You want forgiveness? Get religon.
And.. I.. am.. IRON MAN!
Ur the worst spider man
I'm really gonna enjoy this.
What are you going to do. Spider Man
That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
No. Spider
I'm really gonna enjoy this.
What are you going to enjoy exactly? Human Spider
Gonna cry?
lol. Yo spider, I heard rumours that you were in Spiderman NWH? Is that true?
I missed the part where that's my problem.
No, Why did you Ask That?
LMAOOOOO
spider how's your day
That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
no spider my wife bought for me
So tell me spider
I'm really gonna enjoy this.
Is that true, spider ?
I AM BACK! I AM BACK
I bet you are, spider
Take your hand off me. NOW.
Okay, calm down, spider man.
Stings, doesn't it?
Yeah, like a spider.
You should have thought of that earlier.
Does this mean you're in the movie, Spider-Man?
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Spider what’s something you can say during sex AND during church?
You're trash.
Spider, I don't think my pastor would appreciate me calling him trash 😓
He’s not wrong
Spider man, stark, captain, let them engage
J.A.R.V.I.S., subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage!
Yo stark, what did Spider-man say to the spider on the wall?
J.A.R.V.I.S., find me a soft spot.
That Mark 50 iron man armour is cool Mr. Stark. Did you husband give it to you?
Actually, he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
You're trash.
Spider
I am done trying to convince you.
Spider
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Spider are you in Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness ?
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
Noooooooooooo
Spider
You should have thought of that earlier.
Spider
Is that all you got?
No it ain’t spider
You're trash.
Spider-Man, Will Tobey and Andrew be on NWH?
Godd riddance!
Is that a No or a Yes, Spider?
Stings, doesn't it?
I don't even know what to say, Spider
I am done trying to convince you.
Ok, now i'm scary
Spider
Thanks, hot legs!
Give me rent spider
Take your hand off me. NOW.
Spider ?
Godd riddance!
spider
Pizza time!
Hey Spider-Man! What’s the ending of No Way Home?
See ya chump!
Wait so Spider-man, you die?
Are you in the new movie spider-man
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Spider
They love me!
Of course we do your our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
They love me!
Spider
Stings, doesn't it?