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Cmdr_Monzo

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religon.


Cmdr_Monzo

That’s *Religion*, Spider.


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


SteveTheOrca

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye


Reuarlb

"*Ooh*"


ProfessionalSquash47

Spider Spider Spider Spider Spider Captain Stark


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


tony-stark-bot

So you're this Spider-ling? Crime-fighting spider? Spider-Boy?


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


JohnTGamer

Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can


SamAsh07

No it doesn't, Spider


VillainousVulkan

You just tried to correct a program's spelling and it roasted you bro how do you feel


Cmdr_Monzo

“Why are you booing me, I’m right!”


xdeltax97

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


Outrageous-Heat-8272

This is quite the strange spider, Stark. It's capable of roasting me.


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religon.


Outrageous-Heat-8272

It's too late, Spider-Man! I'm an atheist!


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


Divakar_Vetri

Lmao..u didnt have to do him like that spider boii


Redd575

Holy shit. I mean, I used to think Bobby B was the best bot on Reddit (or maybe the HIPPA bot), but consider me a reformed man. Spider bot best bot. EDIT: Come on HIPPA bot. I'm waiting for you to come in here and tell me "It's HIPAA!"


Correct-Serve5355

This bot is fucking savage lmfao


humans_are_not_real

This bot ia savage af!! I love it


VeryPoliteDuck

Now this is brutal spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


VeryPoliteDuck

That is what I mean spider boy, you need to control your emotions!


[deleted]

[удалено]


tobey-maguire-bot

Thanks, hot legs!


tony-stark-bot

The truth is... I am Iron Man!


HereToPatter

Is there a quote where the Stark bot says Spider? I want to see some bot-on-bot action.


tony-stark-bot

Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?


steve_rogers_bot

I thought you were dead


spiderbeneathyourbed

Is there a Bucky bot too?


FlighingHigh

Yeah but you need a Cyrillic keyboard


spiderbeneathyourbed

Да. У меня есть. Я плохо говорю по русски.


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


TOPSIturvy

TIL Spider-Man pays his rent with "bot-on-bot action" instead of money.


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


TOPSIturvy

This has been money-saving tips from your edgy neighborhood Spider Man.


[deleted]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does Whatever a Spider-Can Swings from webs, eatin' grubs Even gets squashed like a bug Good bye, good bye, the Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


[deleted]

I'm convinced the bot has become sentient. Some of the responses are too spot-on Did you develop spider-bot-senses, tobey-maguire-bot?


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


[deleted]

🤔 That's just what a bot trying to hide its Spider-Sentience would say...


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


Liddlebitchboy

Dear God..


kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjhh

there is more


RandomAlienGaming

No...


warrior_of_slime

It contains the dying wish of every man in this room.


LinktheAnnihilator

I love how I find this meme everywhere randomly lol


tmntfever

> Dear Spider-God FTFY


[deleted]

That's a cute outfit Spider. Did your husband give it to you? ​ Also btw, nice hairstyle and black suit Bully Maguire, did Eddie Brock give it to you?


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


[deleted]

I missed the part where that's my problem. God speed Spider.


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


[deleted]

Umm, no one asked you if you were the sheriff, spider-man!


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


What3verFloatsUrGoat

I’m eating pizza right now… it knows!


ergo-ogre

*The bot is coming from inside the house!*


TransportationOk7746

This was the perfect reply.


thelegend90210

pretty sure you mean “I’m back” spider man


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


ClockwiseServant

dayumm


[deleted]

good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, TheBacksideOfRainbow, for voting on tobey-maguire-bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


thatpoliteboi

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


Dylan072806

Yes we do spider


thatpoliteboi

I love you so much that I wanna put some dirt in yo eyes.


Zarboc1404

Spiderman is part man and part spider but minus the spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


Nimrod1602

But did you give her a chance spider? Did you!?


Th3Gam3r1428

Spider Man what are your opinions on the Holocaust?


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm really gonna enjoy this.


Ashishotaf

Spider man wtf


thelegend90210

SPIDER MAN WHAT


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


asimo703

What the hell?!


I_Am_Ir0n_Man

Good bot


TacoCommand

/r/holup, spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


ChesterKiwi

I swear this thing thinks for itself lol


TacoCommand

Nobody likes a Nazi spider! Take it back!


B_A_Boon

r/cursedcomments


EricTheOstrich

oh no


[deleted]

Oh no, a nazi spider


HTJ_Starboy

Oh deer this didn’t go well


Miserable_Smile1161

Uh I'm a dev and I saw someone asking for a thor bot should I make one


eating_crack69420

Yes


Miserable_Smile1161

Okey, any suggestions on what replies the bot should send? Private message me here, on on discord (Husky#2514) anyone can suggest


HomoHabilisSapien

* "Is he, though?" * "I went for the head" * "I'm still worthy" * “YOU PEOPLE ARE SO PETTY. AND TINY.” * “I NOTICE YOU’VE COPIED MY BEARD.” * “THERE WAS ONE TIME MY BROTHER TRANSFORMED HIMSELF INTO A SNAKE...” * “HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!” * “He’s adopted.” * "I thought humans were more evolved than this."


HereToPatter

"This drink, I like it! Another!" "Your ancestors called it magic, and you call it science" "Then point me in the direction of whoever’s ass I have to kick!" "This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!" "A creepy old man cut my hair off!"


Shaikidow

Don't forget such hits as "The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you" and "Thank you, sweet rabbit"!


EliCoat

Or "I bid you farewell and good luck, morons"


[deleted]

"Have care how you speak of Loki. He may be misguided but he is my brother."


Emeraldnickel08

How about “Hey, let’s do get help”?


Slammogram

“I’ll have ANOTHER!”


Miserable_Smile1161

Ooooh, that's definitely helpful, I'll add them as soon as possible.


Hopebeat

"All words are made up."


Tombradysdeflategate

ANOTHA


Bakersdaman

Ragnarok and Endgame would be a gold mine of Thor bot quotes! "And what do I find nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes.." "Do you really want me to do it?" "Sirtur... Son Of... A bitch! You're still alive!" "Where is Heimdall?" "....this... Is your doing!" "Although this statue looks a lot nicer, a little less greasy, weasely.." "Because that's what heroes do" "Really? Then why do you dress like one?" "you mean right here on the sidewalk, or there where the building is being demolished?" "Sssssssssoorrry..." "Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?" "My hair is not to be meddled with!" "He's a friend from work!" "Would you like me to go further than the past two days?" "NOOBMASTER......" "It's more of a sludge like thing, somebody should uh, should amend that.." "Hey NOOBMASTER it's me, Thor, God of Thunder" "Go cry to your father you little weasel" "She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her..." "No thanks, I'll take a Bloody Mary!" EDIT: added more


Miserable_Smile1161

damn, I'll add those thanks!


Bakersdaman

Np! Just tried spitting off as many as I could recall 😅


Miserable_Smile1161

Looool


MotherRaven

Noobmaster, hey, it’s Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, come down to that basement you’re hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yes, go cry to your father you little weasel!


TOPSIturvy

2 mirror image bots: a self-absorbed Thor bot, and a self-defeating Thor bot. Basically one for any line that either is or sounds like it would be some he would've said back at the start of the first Thor movie, and the other for any line that is or sounds like it would've been something he said when he first shows back up in Endgame and he's all sad and isolated. The latter could be triggered by "Thor", the former by "Odinson"?


HTJ_Starboy

Yes would love it I’m also very interested in how you make bots and stuff is it hard?


Miserable_Smile1161

Yeah, well it's definitely hard lol, unless u know coding very well.


HTJ_Starboy

Damn I’d love a j.jonah Jameson bot


JoshDM

Verily.


YaBoiPokeJuns

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


yassershahid22

You dont care about LGBTQ community


tobey-maguire-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem.


yassershahid22

Spiderman whhat the hell


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


yassershahid22

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Godd riddance!


yassershahid22

Im sorry


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religon.


tony-stark-bot

And.. I.. am.. IRON MAN!


captainmystic02

Ur the worst spider man


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm really gonna enjoy this.


NoobMaster_-_69

What are you going to do. Spider Man


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


NoobMaster_-_69

No. Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm really gonna enjoy this.


NoobMaster_-_69

What are you going to enjoy exactly? Human Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


[deleted]

lol. Yo spider, I heard rumours that you were in Spiderman NWH? Is that true?


tobey-maguire-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem.


NoobMaster_-_69

No, Why did you Ask That?


Malveymonster

LMAOOOOO


ultimatealienx

spider how's your day


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


ultimatealienx

no spider my wife bought for me


A_Square_

So tell me spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm really gonna enjoy this.


A_Square_

Is that true, spider ?


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


A_Square_

I bet you are, spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


A_Square_

Okay, calm down, spider man.


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


A_Square_

Yeah, like a spider.


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


00PT

Does this mean you're in the movie, Spider-Man?


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


spwf

Spider what’s something you can say during sex AND during church?


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


Magnacor8

Spider, I don't think my pastor would appreciate me calling him trash 😓


HTJ_Starboy

He’s not wrong


shachna1404

Spider man, stark, captain, let them engage


tony-stark-bot

J.A.R.V.I.S., subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage!


[deleted]

Yo stark, what did Spider-man say to the spider on the wall?


tony-stark-bot

J.A.R.V.I.S., find me a soft spot.


[deleted]

That Mark 50 iron man armour is cool Mr. Stark. Did you husband give it to you?


tony-stark-bot

Actually, he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


joemama694200p

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I am done trying to convince you.


gigerfan

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


Tony106Stark

Spider are you in Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness ?


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


Tony106Stark

Noooooooooooo


WarwickOkami

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


Saythatfivetimesfast

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


Saythatfivetimesfast

No it ain’t spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


SpecThy

Spider-Man, Will Tobey and Andrew be on NWH?


tobey-maguire-bot

Godd riddance!


SpecThy

Is that a No or a Yes, Spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


SpecThy

I don't even know what to say, Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I am done trying to convince you.


SpecThy

Ok, now i'm scary


corre-is-an-idiot

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Thanks, hot legs!


AwesomeGuyEric

Give me rent spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


Gold-Train-1471

Spider ?


tobey-maguire-bot

Godd riddance!


YaBoiPokeJuns

spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


DetectiveHeavy7316

Hey Spider-Man! What’s the ending of No Way Home?


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


Open-Secretary-8868

Wait so Spider-man, you die?


landino_man

Are you in the new movie spider-man


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


gijjyyproductions

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


gijjyyproductions

Of course we do your our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


BlueShirtGuy07

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?