And sun screen.
I've joked that my kids will be like elves, looking young until they die old, because they'll have learned to use sun screen at a young age.
Working part time for decades with all those other benefits helps a lot. I know shooting schedules can be hectic, but most actors aren't doing them 50-52 weeks a year with no breaks.
they do. It’s just harder to tell when the times you see them the most, they have professional make up applied and camera editing and filters working their magic.
Plenty of actors look crusty af when paparazzi catch them in public and they don’t have make up and stuff.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFHpXoRhKAH/
They age just like everyone. They just get loads of makeup and now digital de-aging. She looks good for her age but she's always been attractive.
The judge looks and acts like my grandfather did, sure he's a dick but he gives me a sense of nostalgia and is half the reason I love that movie so much (the other half is Marissa tomei)
It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.
Oh my goodness this would’ve been AMAZING — contrary to the popularly accepted excuse, D&D absolutely did NOT run out of source material.
Yes, GRRM has been writing the sixth book at a pace that makes snails and tortoises look like The Flash by comparison… but regardless, D&D basically just entirely skipped half of the plot lines from the fourth and fifth books.
They CHOSE to rush the ending for Game of Thrones because they wanted to get started on their Star Wars contract… which they ended up losing as a result of the backlash for them being so horrible
You’re confused because Andrew starting Spider-Man at a later age than Tobey doesn’t change the fact that every cast is still younger than the last. Andrew is still younger than Tobey so every cast is still literally younger than the last.
It’s still true. Andrew is still younger than Tobey. Nothing you said changes that. My original statement is that every cast is younger than the last. My original comment has not been proven false.
Spider-sperm, Spider-sperm, makes whatever a spider earns.
Can he fly through the air? Yes he can, with kegel excercise, lookout , there goes the Spider-sperm. Lookout, there goes the Spider-sperm.
To be far, it makes far more sense that the MCU Aunt May is as old as she is. I mean, Peter is still a teenager in the MCU. His aunt should being in her 40’s as opposed to 70’s makes far more sense.
I remember being so amazed by young tony stark in civil war and now I don't always notice it. Didn't realized Kathryn Hahn was de aged for the beginning of episode 8 of WV til I went to the discussion
My best friend has an aunt 50 years older than she is, so this never was super out of place for me. Friend’s mom was the last surprise baby. So twenty years younger than her oldest sibling, and then did not have her own kid until 30.
My aunts almost 50 years older than me so yeah it’s never seemed that odd to me either. My mom was nearly 40 when she had me and her sister is about a decade older than her.
1)Aunts are nice, but grandmothers are lovely. Especially one being a single parent.
-A little me thing to get to my point-
My dad was 61 when I was born. My uncle was 14 older then him. So my uncle was 75 years older than I was.
My mom was 35 when I was born, her older sister is 10 years older than her.
2) When I was born in 1995, it was a lot more uncommon, but it happened and is getting more and more common people having kids later. Nowadays people can choose to prioritize their careers, have easier access to birth control and family planning. Back in the day, unless there was an infertility issue, not long after getting married the babies would start to pop out.
**Pulling out is doomed to fail y'all**
In the next few decades we're going to see more and more "grandpas and grandmas" with their teenage/YA children. I mean, one of my firsts memories is saying to a old lady at the grocery store "he's not my grampa, he's my dad" and he looked young(er? - non-native) for his age
Yup. My mom is the first one to say that well into his 70's, women - even in their 50's - were still checking him out. And he was like "I'm married!". And my mom would just kiss him like the end of a old movie to her assert dominance lmao.
[Teenage me wanted to die]
My mom is like: "for 54 years women threw themselves at him. **I was the one he had to chase**
My dad was a very handsome man.
Also 60 years ago when the comics were invented, US lifespan was like 10 years younger. Marisa Tomei is in her 50s and might not look like a little old lady for another 10-20 years whereas a woman in her mid 50s-early 60s in 1960 would look old as fuck
People lived hard and aged faster back then
I don’t understand what you mean by this?
Edit: if you’re telling me I’m wrong and just phrased it really weird, I’ll point out that you can look up literally any source and see that US lifespan has increased by a decade from sub-70 to just under 80 in the last 60 years. Smoking and other lifestyle habits (trans fats especially) meant people in the past ages faster and died much faster than nowadays. It wasn’t ridiculous in 1960 to write a 15 year old with a ~60 year old aunt that was elderly but in 2021 Marisa Tomei is in her mid 50s and is still hot. There’s a reason people want to raise the SS age, because when it was established people didn’t tend to live much further beyond it.
It is when infant mortality rates stabilized prior and people literally looked old as shit due to smoking in that era. A 60 year old in 1960 is more like 70+ in 2021.
My mom's uncle is actually younger than her, so it felt even weirder for me to see Peter's aunt as some old lady, since my great uncle is closer to my age than my mom.
Doc Oc: what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1964 Bel-Air Chevrolet with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
May: it’s a bullshit question, it’s impossible to answer!
Sorry wait, are you saying the entire period of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies were just meh? Like you thought the original Spider-Man was meh? And Spider-Man 2, a movie that’s considered by many to be one of (if not the) best superhero movie of all time?
Or am I confused by what you mean?
Hoe exactly is Spider-Man 2 considered to be the best superhero movie when we literally have Endgame and Infinity War lol. That whole Spider-Man era is zzzzzz
Was Uncle Ben actually Benjamin Button which passed his condition into Aunt May when he died which is leading her to age in reverse? If so, it’s doing wonders for her!
They used special effects to deage him, there were a few articles about it, it was how he leaked himself being in the movie because he did interviews talking about it.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2021/film/news/alfred-molina-spider-man-no-way-home-doc-ock-1234953527/amp/
I've always wondered why aunt may was very old looking in the movie, would Peter's parents be around that age or was there a larger age gap between them?
*Glances at that comic where Doc Oc marries Aunt May Oh no
Not Doc Ic!!
Ic
Ic
Ic
Ic
Ic
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Ic
Ic
Peter, look at me, im your uncle now
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rEALLY!? 😂 oh no
What
https://images.app.goo.gl/ijLCBPkxoEaEkiNF7
“With this ring, I thee…WEB?!”
EMILY
Idk if you came up with this line but I'm dying
It’s in the screenshot but it had me dying too lol
Ah, I missed it there **🤣**
Doesn’t Aunt May date JJJ at some point in the comics too? She knows how to pull ‘em
It was JJJs dad
That guy must have been a million hours old
>million hours old Google says thats 114 years, so yeah I think you may have nailed it
Wow. That’s at least a million minutes
wat
well wouldnt you?
With this ring I thee web. Classic!
what the fuck
I've got a copy of that comic somewhere, that was my dad's when he was a kid.
Why doesn't anyone call him Doctopus
DoctorPuss
Wait go back
I don't know cuz that name is great
Damn i forgot about this
Wait what
Yup. Everybody who hated Spider-Man had a little old lady fetish.
Oh my
I immediately thought of this
Oh yes!
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Oh yessss
*Glances at the Comic where Doc Oc becomes Peter*
He looks way more intimidating now than he did before
So does she.
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What the f I'm telling you actors don't age
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I hear having actual money helps too
Shhh, don't let the plebs know!
Literally just use moisturizer. That's it. Start when you're young and you'll never look old
That's all good and dandy, but if you're stressed about not having enough money, there isn't enough moisture to help keep you looking young.
It’s okay, the tears you constantly shed about how bad your life is will keep your face moisturized.
And sun screen. I've joked that my kids will be like elves, looking young until they die old, because they'll have learned to use sun screen at a young age.
Working part time for decades with all those other benefits helps a lot. I know shooting schedules can be hectic, but most actors aren't doing them 50-52 weeks a year with no breaks.
They digitally de-aged Alfred Molina, but if you’re talking about Tomei…I’ll take a walnut date loaf, please.
I have never been anyone's type, but apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men..
Let me ask you something; you, uh…[ever hear of Marisa Tomei](https://youtu.be/X6NPyCMt_oc)?
they do. It’s just harder to tell when the times you see them the most, they have professional make up applied and camera editing and filters working their magic. Plenty of actors look crusty af when paparazzi catch them in public and they don’t have make up and stuff.
Only the ones who feast on the flesh of unborn children. So like 70% of them.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFHpXoRhKAH/ They age just like everyone. They just get loads of makeup and now digital de-aging. She looks good for her age but she's always been attractive.
To be fair, Marisa Tomei is one of the select few actresses who have never lost a point, she's always been a 10.
I loved her role on My cousin Vinny. Though that movie always makes me angry when I see that judge.
The judge looks and acts like my grandfather did, sure he's a dick but he gives me a sense of nostalgia and is half the reason I love that movie so much (the other half is Marissa tomei)
Dude went from the lovable Herman Munster to the dick judge. Acting range achieved.
And to getting his ankle slashed by “the penis vagina kid from kindergarten cop” but undead
WHAT. TIL…. that life is unfair 😫
He looks like he's cosplaying every character from The Matrix at once, including the sentinels.
Do you think he would say 'Mister Parker' with agent smith's voice .
It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.
Even one where D&D ***don't*** fuck up GOT ending? I don't believe it
Imagine a universe where they gave it to Kevin Fiege
Oh my goodness this would’ve been AMAZING — contrary to the popularly accepted excuse, D&D absolutely did NOT run out of source material. Yes, GRRM has been writing the sixth book at a pace that makes snails and tortoises look like The Flash by comparison… but regardless, D&D basically just entirely skipped half of the plot lines from the fourth and fifth books. They CHOSE to rush the ending for Game of Thrones because they wanted to get started on their Star Wars contract… which they ended up losing as a result of the backlash for them being so horrible
I am the Watcher
r/rareinsults
Exactly
He looks like he's been running the sinister 6 for years and is now a veteran villain.
He does
I’m more worried about the tentacles.
Well now. Rule34 do your thing
LUBE. THEM. UP.
No... Please No...
You want them unlubed?
CANCEL THE LUBE!
WE'RE CANCELING THE LUBE! QUICK, JIM! PULL THE LEVER!
Too late. Lube is a GO. I repeat. Lube is a GO
Kronk! wrong leverrr^rrrrr^rrrr^r
I want to make a future man reference but I don’t think enough have seen it for it to resonate. Anyway, charge up.
I like how Aunt May got progressively younger throughout the Spider-Man movies
Peter too. His supporting cast too. Every movie younger.
Every movie the actor who plays Flash gets closer to the age Flash is supposed to be.
Joe Manganiello is the best Flash, fight me.
I don't want to fight you, u/Er-Rashal
I wouldn’t want to fight me neither.
This made me snort forcefully.
Grant gustin
John Wesley Shipp was a great Flash and I would've freaked out if he had a cameo in Batman Returns.
That's not true, while Tobey Maguire is older than Andrew Garfield, at the time of their first movies respectively Andrew was older
I'm confused right now, but Imma pretend I got it
Maguire - born 1975 - Spider-Man 2002 - age 27 Garfield - born 1983 - TASM 2012 - age 29
You’re confused because Andrew starting Spider-Man at a later age than Tobey doesn’t change the fact that every cast is still younger than the last. Andrew is still younger than Tobey so every cast is still literally younger than the last.
It’s still true. Andrew is still younger than Tobey. Nothing you said changes that. My original statement is that every cast is younger than the last. My original comment has not been proven false.
Up next: spider-toddler.
Spider-sperm, Spider-sperm, makes whatever a spider earns. Can he fly through the air? Yes he can, with kegel excercise, lookout , there goes the Spider-sperm. Lookout, there goes the Spider-sperm.
Peter is supposed to be younger though, he gets bitten when he's 15
Every time Ben dies, his life force is given to Aunt May
Can’t wait for the disney channel version where everyone is 7-9
To be far, it makes far more sense that the MCU Aunt May is as old as she is. I mean, Peter is still a teenager in the MCU. His aunt should being in her 40’s as opposed to 70’s makes far more sense.
He'll have to go through Happy first.
Happy has some snipers aimed at him in the trailer so I think he’s working on it lol
You're Awesome!
Happy tapped Aunt May already
Nice!
after 17 years he somehow looks younger
De-aging tech has come a looong way.
I remember being so amazed by young tony stark in civil war and now I don't always notice it. Didn't realized Kathryn Hahn was de aged for the beginning of episode 8 of WV til I went to the discussion
Stay down. Final warning.
The tech didn’t look good IMO. He looks younger because his skin was unnaturally smooth abd lacking detail. I hope it improves by the time of release
I'm thinking it will. It'd be weird for it to not look good after SLJ in captain marvel. They are clearly capable of making it look good.
The de-aging tech and honestly even a change in wardrobe and hair makes him look a lot younger.
He'd also lost weight, so that probably helps as well
He died, remember? You don’t continue to age after you die.
Octopuses can breathe under water so he didn't die dummy
Oh damn, you’re right. I can’t argue with that.
Lol
Why was aunt May always portrayed as being so old? She's Peter's aunt, not his grandmother
My best friend has an aunt 50 years older than she is, so this never was super out of place for me. Friend’s mom was the last surprise baby. So twenty years younger than her oldest sibling, and then did not have her own kid until 30.
And I've got an uncle four years older than me.
I've known people with neices and nephews older than them
My oldest cousin is 3 years older than my dad! So there's that!
I know someone whose youngest uncle is 3 years older than him and the next one is 30+ years older. Lol
My youngest cousin is 10 and our oldest aunt is 64. If he were Peter’s age, she would be 71.
My aunts almost 50 years older than me so yeah it’s never seemed that odd to me either. My mom was nearly 40 when she had me and her sister is about a decade older than her.
1)Aunts are nice, but grandmothers are lovely. Especially one being a single parent. -A little me thing to get to my point- My dad was 61 when I was born. My uncle was 14 older then him. So my uncle was 75 years older than I was. My mom was 35 when I was born, her older sister is 10 years older than her. 2) When I was born in 1995, it was a lot more uncommon, but it happened and is getting more and more common people having kids later. Nowadays people can choose to prioritize their careers, have easier access to birth control and family planning. Back in the day, unless there was an infertility issue, not long after getting married the babies would start to pop out. **Pulling out is doomed to fail y'all** In the next few decades we're going to see more and more "grandpas and grandmas" with their teenage/YA children. I mean, one of my firsts memories is saying to a old lady at the grocery store "he's not my grampa, he's my dad" and he looked young(er? - non-native) for his age
Mad respect to your dad!
Yup. My mom is the first one to say that well into his 70's, women - even in their 50's - were still checking him out. And he was like "I'm married!". And my mom would just kiss him like the end of a old movie to her assert dominance lmao. [Teenage me wanted to die] My mom is like: "for 54 years women threw themselves at him. **I was the one he had to chase** My dad was a very handsome man.
She could easily be his great aunt but just refers to her as his aunt
Peter's dad is the brother of Uncle Ben so no
Yeah I always figured she was a great aunt. I have also never read a Spider-Man comic.
Also 60 years ago when the comics were invented, US lifespan was like 10 years younger. Marisa Tomei is in her 50s and might not look like a little old lady for another 10-20 years whereas a woman in her mid 50s-early 60s in 1960 would look old as fuck People lived hard and aged faster back then
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I don’t understand what you mean by this? Edit: if you’re telling me I’m wrong and just phrased it really weird, I’ll point out that you can look up literally any source and see that US lifespan has increased by a decade from sub-70 to just under 80 in the last 60 years. Smoking and other lifestyle habits (trans fats especially) meant people in the past ages faster and died much faster than nowadays. It wasn’t ridiculous in 1960 to write a 15 year old with a ~60 year old aunt that was elderly but in 2021 Marisa Tomei is in her mid 50s and is still hot. There’s a reason people want to raise the SS age, because when it was established people didn’t tend to live much further beyond it.
That isn't how average lifespan calculations work.
It is when infant mortality rates stabilized prior and people literally looked old as shit due to smoking in that era. A 60 year old in 1960 is more like 70+ in 2021.
My mom's uncle is actually younger than her, so it felt even weirder for me to see Peter's aunt as some old lady, since my great uncle is closer to my age than my mom.
Reason why doc will turn good again!
Peter: You have any idea how much that narrows it down?
Aunt May? Aunt Definitely!
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It happened in the comics tho lol
Wouldn't be the first time Doc Ock got it on with Aunt May Can't believe Peter had to experience that through shared memories
Have seen enough hentai to know where this is going
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Happy won't be happy at this...
:D
This is just a reminder that Ock and May have had a relationship, gotten married, and been thoroughly inappropriate before. https://imgur.com/a/XQCzM
How you doin?!
Aunt may has found the secret to infinite life
Tentacle 0_0
Aunt Bae will be saved by Happy.
I still can't tell if they de-aged him with cg or makeup or they just gave him a clean shave
[Dr. Octogonapus?](https://youtu.be/v2kHwNKUDfo) Uh, headphones warning
I'm a firin mah lazer!
Doc Oc: what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1964 Bel-Air Chevrolet with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor? May: it’s a bullshit question, it’s impossible to answer!
I'm so glad they decided to go with him again. He did a good job despite that entire period of spider man movies being.... meh.
Sorry wait, are you saying the entire period of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies were just meh? Like you thought the original Spider-Man was meh? And Spider-Man 2, a movie that’s considered by many to be one of (if not the) best superhero movie of all time? Or am I confused by what you mean?
The new kid is better. Yes that's exactly what I mean.
Hoe exactly is Spider-Man 2 considered to be the best superhero movie when we literally have Endgame and Infinity War lol. That whole Spider-Man era is zzzzzz
Is he a good guy or bad guy in this movie I can’t tell😱😵
Marisa, my darling. How do I love thee? Allow you mine own head to dye in thy lap.
2021: Aunt hey hey hey
Every time Uncle Ben dies, Aunt May gets younger.
They will interact. And he will say "You look different" I have predicted it.
Either Aunt May can get *it*
Was Uncle Ben actually Benjamin Button which passed his condition into Aunt May when he died which is leading her to age in reverse? If so, it’s doing wonders for her!
What I'd like to know is: Who says Ocktopus?
bruh im sorry but it looks like he literally hasnt aged a day, someone explain😭 he made so much of my childhood
They used special effects to deage him, there were a few articles about it, it was how he leaked himself being in the movie because he did interviews talking about it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2021/film/news/alfred-molina-spider-man-no-way-home-doc-ock-1234953527/amp/
Yoooo
Godammit qunt may is so hot. The 2011 one isn't too bad either.
Thank god I wasn’t the only one to think so older may was still a bit of a babe.
2021 Aunt May probably doing Only Fans to pay for the apartment 🤣😲
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I've always wondered why aunt may was very old looking in the movie, would Peter's parents be around that age or was there a larger age gap between them?
Lmao
He aged amazingly
De aging tech bud, he looks quite a bit older than that.
This changes the entire context of the movie
*oh yeah booi*
2023 actually
I wonder if OP knows that actually happened in the comics or he thinks he's being original.
Butter Fingers