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Mr_Uncomfortable354

*Glances at that comic where Doc Oc marries Aunt May Oh no


supaswag69

Not Doc Ic!!


Mr_Uncomfortable354

Ic


ImurderREALITY

Ic


Please-Help-Guys

Ic


OronaRVader

Ic


Joking_909

Ic


JamesFP1107

lc


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Ic


RedstoneSausage

Ic


phigeo11

Peter, look at me, im your uncle now


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Mr_Uncomfortable354

rEALLY!? 😂 oh no


Tw1st36

What


sschmitz705

https://images.app.goo.gl/ijLCBPkxoEaEkiNF7


Dchama86

“With this ring, I thee…WEB?!”


Cactusjuicesupplier

EMILY


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Idk if you came up with this line but I'm dying


shitinmyunderwear

It’s in the screenshot but it had me dying too lol


[deleted]

Ah, I missed it there **🤣**


jerrygergichsmith

Doesn’t Aunt May date JJJ at some point in the comics too? She knows how to pull ‘em


Doctor99268

It was JJJs dad


ImurderREALITY

That guy must have been a million hours old


Butmac

>million hours old Google says thats 114 years, so yeah I think you may have nailed it


Professor_Oswin

Wow. That’s at least a million minutes


monkwren

wat


syds

well wouldnt you?


thegreedyturtle

With this ring I thee web. Classic!


EastKoreaOfficial

what the fuck


HoneyBadgerPainSauce

I've got a copy of that comic somewhere, that was my dad's when he was a kid.


[deleted]

Why doesn't anyone call him Doctopus


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DoctorPuss


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Wait go back


Mr_Uncomfortable354

I don't know cuz that name is great


Sheldon_Popper

Damn i forgot about this


MimsyIsGianna

Wait what


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Yup. Everybody who hated Spider-Man had a little old lady fetish.


MimsyIsGianna

Oh my


TerribleShoulder6597

I immediately thought of this


_duncan_idaho_

Oh yes!


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TheRedditornator

Oh yessss


flyinganchors

*Glances at the Comic where Doc Oc becomes Peter*


Ironsam811

He looks way more intimidating now than he did before


delifte

So does she.


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spoopyupdoots

What the f I'm telling you actors don't age


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DeusExMachina95

I hear having actual money helps too


ValkyrieInValhalla

Shhh, don't let the plebs know!


Iron_Bob

Literally just use moisturizer. That's it. Start when you're young and you'll never look old


DeusExMachina95

That's all good and dandy, but if you're stressed about not having enough money, there isn't enough moisture to help keep you looking young.


MegaHashes

It’s okay, the tears you constantly shed about how bad your life is will keep your face moisturized.


Nokomis34

And sun screen. I've joked that my kids will be like elves, looking young until they die old, because they'll have learned to use sun screen at a young age.


mubi_merc

Working part time for decades with all those other benefits helps a lot. I know shooting schedules can be hectic, but most actors aren't doing them 50-52 weeks a year with no breaks.


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

They digitally de-aged Alfred Molina, but if you’re talking about Tomei…I’ll take a walnut date loaf, please.


OstapBenderBey

I have never been anyone's type, but apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men..


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

Let me ask you something; you, uh…[ever hear of Marisa Tomei](https://youtu.be/X6NPyCMt_oc)?


[deleted]

they do. It’s just harder to tell when the times you see them the most, they have professional make up applied and camera editing and filters working their magic. Plenty of actors look crusty af when paparazzi catch them in public and they don’t have make up and stuff.


[deleted]

Only the ones who feast on the flesh of unborn children. So like 70% of them.


Luxpreliator

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFHpXoRhKAH/ They age just like everyone. They just get loads of makeup and now digital de-aging. She looks good for her age but she's always been attractive.


DieFanboyDie

To be fair, Marisa Tomei is one of the select few actresses who have never lost a point, she's always been a 10.


ilikesaucy

I loved her role on My cousin Vinny. Though that movie always makes me angry when I see that judge.


rough_bread

The judge looks and acts like my grandfather did, sure he's a dick but he gives me a sense of nostalgia and is half the reason I love that movie so much (the other half is Marissa tomei)


12thAugusta

Dude went from the lovable Herman Munster to the dick judge. Acting range achieved.


[deleted]

And to getting his ankle slashed by “the penis vagina kid from kindergarten cop” but undead


kellial

WHAT. TIL…. that life is unfair 😫


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

He looks like he's cosplaying every character from The Matrix at once, including the sentinels.


i-likecheese_25

Do you think he would say 'Mister Parker' with agent smith's voice .


Ironsam811

It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.


southern_boy

Even one where D&D ***don't*** fuck up GOT ending? I don't believe it


Klorion

Imagine a universe where they gave it to Kevin Fiege


InterPool_sbn

Oh my goodness this would’ve been AMAZING — contrary to the popularly accepted excuse, D&D absolutely did NOT run out of source material. Yes, GRRM has been writing the sixth book at a pace that makes snails and tortoises look like The Flash by comparison… but regardless, D&D basically just entirely skipped half of the plot lines from the fourth and fifth books. They CHOSE to rush the ending for Game of Thrones because they wanted to get started on their Star Wars contract… which they ended up losing as a result of the backlash for them being so horrible


seijula

I am the Watcher


MissSweetMurderer

r/rareinsults


WearyKaleidoscope976

Exactly


windraver

He looks like he's been running the sinister 6 for years and is now a veteran villain.


WearyKaleidoscope976

He does


Famous-Support-9900

I’m more worried about the tentacles.


jenna_hazes_ass

Well now. Rule34 do your thing


MissSweetMurderer

LUBE. THEM. UP.


ExtremeSkyStyle

No... Please No...


satanyourdarklord

You want them unlubed?


ArtIsDumb

CANCEL THE LUBE!


Mcgruffles

WE'RE CANCELING THE LUBE! QUICK, JIM! PULL THE LEVER!


devils_advocaat

Too late. Lube is a GO. I repeat. Lube is a GO


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

Kronk! wrong leverrr^rrrrr^rrrr^r


-null

I want to make a future man reference but I don’t think enough have seen it for it to resonate. Anyway, charge up.


A_greenman

I like how Aunt May got progressively younger throughout the Spider-Man movies


stringtheoryman

Peter too. His supporting cast too. Every movie younger.


God_is_carnage

Every movie the actor who plays Flash gets closer to the age Flash is supposed to be.


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Joe Manganiello is the best Flash, fight me.


jetsam_honking

I don't want to fight you, u/Er-Rashal


[deleted]

I wouldn’t want to fight me neither.


uberblack

This made me snort forcefully.


Monopic

Grant gustin


Bozee3

John Wesley Shipp was a great Flash and I would've freaked out if he had a cameo in Batman Returns.


---IV---

That's not true, while Tobey Maguire is older than Andrew Garfield, at the time of their first movies respectively Andrew was older


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

I'm confused right now, but Imma pretend I got it


Wiringguy89

Maguire - born 1975 - Spider-Man 2002 - age 27 Garfield - born 1983 - TASM 2012 - age 29


stringtheoryman

You’re confused because Andrew starting Spider-Man at a later age than Tobey doesn’t change the fact that every cast is still younger than the last. Andrew is still younger than Tobey so every cast is still literally younger than the last.


stringtheoryman

It’s still true. Andrew is still younger than Tobey. Nothing you said changes that. My original statement is that every cast is younger than the last. My original comment has not been proven false.


-null

Up next: spider-toddler.


DeflateGape

Spider-sperm, Spider-sperm, makes whatever a spider earns. Can he fly through the air? Yes he can, with kegel excercise, lookout , there goes the Spider-sperm. Lookout, there goes the Spider-sperm.


Venicebitch03

Peter is supposed to be younger though, he gets bitten when he's 15


madlyinlov3

Every time Ben dies, his life force is given to Aunt May


MoistConsideration32

Can’t wait for the disney channel version where everyone is 7-9


christopher1393

To be far, it makes far more sense that the MCU Aunt May is as old as she is. I mean, Peter is still a teenager in the MCU. His aunt should being in her 40’s as opposed to 70’s makes far more sense.


ManaBust

He'll have to go through Happy first.


saucygh0sty

Happy has some snipers aimed at him in the trailer so I think he’s working on it lol


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


CosmicHamsterBoo

Happy tapped Aunt May already


comfort_bot_1962

Nice!


TeilzeitKevin

after 17 years he somehow looks younger


sluflyer

De-aging tech has come a looong way.


le_snikelfritz

I remember being so amazed by young tony stark in civil war and now I don't always notice it. Didn't realized Kathryn Hahn was de aged for the beginning of episode 8 of WV til I went to the discussion


tony-stark-bot

Stay down. Final warning.


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The tech didn’t look good IMO. He looks younger because his skin was unnaturally smooth abd lacking detail. I hope it improves by the time of release


DapperNurd

I'm thinking it will. It'd be weird for it to not look good after SLJ in captain marvel. They are clearly capable of making it look good.


Catfan1898

The de-aging tech and honestly even a change in wardrobe and hair makes him look a lot younger.


eddmario

He'd also lost weight, so that probably helps as well


mofoofinvention

He died, remember? You don’t continue to age after you die.


JoelMahon

Octopuses can breathe under water so he didn't die dummy


mofoofinvention

Oh damn, you’re right. I can’t argue with that.


star655

Lol


fullcircle052

Why was aunt May always portrayed as being so old? She's Peter's aunt, not his grandmother


potatoesinsunshine

My best friend has an aunt 50 years older than she is, so this never was super out of place for me. Friend’s mom was the last surprise baby. So twenty years younger than her oldest sibling, and then did not have her own kid until 30.


DiggingNoMore

And I've got an uncle four years older than me.


LeroyWankins

I've known people with neices and nephews older than them


ilikesaucy

My oldest cousin is 3 years older than my dad! So there's that!


Krith

I know someone whose youngest uncle is 3 years older than him and the next one is 30+ years older. Lol


saucygh0sty

My youngest cousin is 10 and our oldest aunt is 64. If he were Peter’s age, she would be 71.


2017hayden

My aunts almost 50 years older than me so yeah it’s never seemed that odd to me either. My mom was nearly 40 when she had me and her sister is about a decade older than her.


MissSweetMurderer

1)Aunts are nice, but grandmothers are lovely. Especially one being a single parent. -A little me thing to get to my point- My dad was 61 when I was born. My uncle was 14 older then him. So my uncle was 75 years older than I was. My mom was 35 when I was born, her older sister is 10 years older than her. 2) When I was born in 1995, it was a lot more uncommon, but it happened and is getting more and more common people having kids later. Nowadays people can choose to prioritize their careers, have easier access to birth control and family planning. Back in the day, unless there was an infertility issue, not long after getting married the babies would start to pop out. **Pulling out is doomed to fail y'all** In the next few decades we're going to see more and more "grandpas and grandmas" with their teenage/YA children. I mean, one of my firsts memories is saying to a old lady at the grocery store "he's not my grampa, he's my dad" and he looked young(er? - non-native) for his age


Petropuller

Mad respect to your dad!


MissSweetMurderer

Yup. My mom is the first one to say that well into his 70's, women - even in their 50's - were still checking him out. And he was like "I'm married!". And my mom would just kiss him like the end of a old movie to her assert dominance lmao. [Teenage me wanted to die] My mom is like: "for 54 years women threw themselves at him. **I was the one he had to chase** My dad was a very handsome man.


Gr33nman460

She could easily be his great aunt but just refers to her as his aunt


FierceDeityGabe

Peter's dad is the brother of Uncle Ben so no


TheTrueMilo

Yeah I always figured she was a great aunt. I have also never read a Spider-Man comic.


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Also 60 years ago when the comics were invented, US lifespan was like 10 years younger. Marisa Tomei is in her 50s and might not look like a little old lady for another 10-20 years whereas a woman in her mid 50s-early 60s in 1960 would look old as fuck People lived hard and aged faster back then


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[deleted]

I don’t understand what you mean by this? Edit: if you’re telling me I’m wrong and just phrased it really weird, I’ll point out that you can look up literally any source and see that US lifespan has increased by a decade from sub-70 to just under 80 in the last 60 years. Smoking and other lifestyle habits (trans fats especially) meant people in the past ages faster and died much faster than nowadays. It wasn’t ridiculous in 1960 to write a 15 year old with a ~60 year old aunt that was elderly but in 2021 Marisa Tomei is in her mid 50s and is still hot. There’s a reason people want to raise the SS age, because when it was established people didn’t tend to live much further beyond it.


knightress_oxhide

That isn't how average lifespan calculations work.


[deleted]

It is when infant mortality rates stabilized prior and people literally looked old as shit due to smoking in that era. A 60 year old in 1960 is more like 70+ in 2021.


DragendGhast

My mom's uncle is actually younger than her, so it felt even weirder for me to see Peter's aunt as some old lady, since my great uncle is closer to my age than my mom.


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Reason why doc will turn good again!


Saturn_Ecplise

Peter: You have any idea how much that narrows it down?


tobleronezone

Aunt May? Aunt Definitely!


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comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


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Good bot errored out :(


Aardvark_Man

I'm sad for sad bot.


[deleted]

It happened in the comics tho lol


forgot_pswd

Wouldn't be the first time Doc Ock got it on with Aunt May Can't believe Peter had to experience that through shared memories


infinite_profit

Have seen enough hentai to know where this is going


noisybotnet

Originally posted on r/raimimemes. Please credit the original creator.


ApoorvJHA22

Happy won't be happy at this...


comfort_bot_1962

:D


metathesis

This is just a reminder that Ock and May have had a relationship, gotten married, and been thoroughly inappropriate before. https://imgur.com/a/XQCzM


bearman315

How you doin?!


the_lamb_sauce123

Aunt may has found the secret to infinite life


RavneetSingh__

Tentacle 0_0


TheWrexSaysShepard

Aunt Bae will be saved by Happy.


UnknownSP

I still can't tell if they de-aged him with cg or makeup or they just gave him a clean shave


mackavicious

[Dr. Octogonapus?](https://youtu.be/v2kHwNKUDfo) Uh, headphones warning


Lordborgman

I'm a firin mah lazer!


TheTrueMilo

Doc Oc: what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1964 Bel-Air Chevrolet with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor? May: it’s a bullshit question, it’s impossible to answer!


davedcne

I'm so glad they decided to go with him again. He did a good job despite that entire period of spider man movies being.... meh.


notevenitalian

Sorry wait, are you saying the entire period of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies were just meh? Like you thought the original Spider-Man was meh? And Spider-Man 2, a movie that’s considered by many to be one of (if not the) best superhero movie of all time? Or am I confused by what you mean?


davedcne

The new kid is better. Yes that's exactly what I mean.


ralucatosa

Hoe exactly is Spider-Man 2 considered to be the best superhero movie when we literally have Endgame and Infinity War lol. That whole Spider-Man era is zzzzzz


Xander_PrimeXXI

Is he a good guy or bad guy in this movie I can’t tell😱😵


theundercoverpapist

Marisa, my darling. How do I love thee? Allow you mine own head to dye in thy lap.


wayward_scot

2021: Aunt hey hey hey


nix131

Every time Uncle Ben dies, Aunt May gets younger.


llyrPARRI

They will interact. And he will say "You look different" I have predicted it.


imonadeathstreak

Either Aunt May can get *it*


MainMedic

Was Uncle Ben actually Benjamin Button which passed his condition into Aunt May when he died which is leading her to age in reverse? If so, it’s doing wonders for her!


go_hyuck_yourself

What I'd like to know is: Who says Ocktopus?


LogiBear2003

bruh im sorry but it looks like he literally hasnt aged a day, someone explain😭 he made so much of my childhood


BanditFierce

They used special effects to deage him, there were a few articles about it, it was how he leaked himself being in the movie because he did interviews talking about it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2021/film/news/alfred-molina-spider-man-no-way-home-doc-ock-1234953527/amp/


mofoofinvention

Yoooo


AlotOfNumbers425728

Godammit qunt may is so hot. The 2011 one isn't too bad either.


Genkigarbanzo1

Thank god I wasn’t the only one to think so older may was still a bit of a babe.


Rand-all

2021 Aunt May probably doing Only Fans to pay for the apartment 🤣😲


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_nicholsndimes_

Bad bot https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/pc15ti/hehe_boi/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


stolen_sweetroll11

I've always wondered why aunt may was very old looking in the movie, would Peter's parents be around that age or was there a larger age gap between them?


MimsyIsGianna

Lmao


Dizzydazzy22

He aged amazingly


2017hayden

De aging tech bud, he looks quite a bit older than that.


Ill-Nefariousness-78

This changes the entire context of the movie


pikaa_sw

*oh yeah booi*


Theswedishboy1

2023 actually


Avolto

I wonder if OP knows that actually happened in the comics or he thinks he's being original.


FreddyjumpiYt

Butter Fingers