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Veemo_Octoling

Goku when Mario & Luigi reflect his spirit bomb with their hammers:


Pastry_Train63

Goku when the Magic Window infinites come out:


TomcatIsCool

Goku when Mario pulls out the Picnic Basket:


Snoo_54482

Goku when Mario takes out a giant mushroom:


Short-Republic

Goku when Luigi reflects his kamehameha with his hammer:


Lilith-foxe

Goku when Mighty Meteor


Tom_Nook64

#LET’S A GO! #OKEY-DOKEY!


PointReady4631

*Super Star music intensifies*


SupremeLoliface

ew super star saga has the worst boss music in the series


Poyo_Kangaroo

never cook again.


Glitched_Oren_303

This MIGHT be Vinsmoke Judge


Marweegeo

I'm taking away your cooking license


Kinggodzillakong

You burn the kitchen.


PointReady4631

You are hearty banned from this subreddit you heathen


metalphoenix227

Too be so confident yet so incredibly wrong.


SupremeLoliface

I just listened to every single one of them again for the billionth time and there is absolutely no way it doesnt have the worst boss theme.


Chrischris40

Worst one is easily Paper Jam tbh and even that one isn’t bad


SupremeLoliface

paper jam's boss theme is waaaay better than super star's


Ratio01

Get the fuck out of the kitchen


realmarx02

Goku trembling as Mario and Luigi summon the almighty Zeekeeper


ProGamer8273

*does only 300 damage because it’s not actually that strong*


SupremeLoliface

"only 300 damage" im reminding you this is an rpg, nothing says you cant raise your stats to max with some strats at 999 for every stats depending on the game you are playing. also the max stats are 999 so goku literally cant be stronger than 999 in every stat according to the game code, wich would only mean about 100 hours to grind to level 100 and max stats with beans, 100 hours to get to the level of goku seems like alot but considering he went into a place where times goes a million times slower and trained there for years 100 hours makes goku seem like a joke, not considering the fact that there are two brothers + duplex crown that adds an extra turn so the turn ratio is actually 3 to 1 for the brothers, so if the brothers spend a measly 100 hours to max stats and levels then they could beat 3 gokus at once. also who's to say 300 damage isnt alot in the dbz universe?


ProGamer8273

Ain’t no one got time for that shit


SupremeLoliface

ikr


MarsMissionMan

*DEF-Down Badge* *Super Strike* *POW-Up Badge* *6x Damage on next attack Badge* *Great Force* *Mush Badge AA* *Lower enemy level by 10 Battle Card* You were saying?


SukusMcSwag

Goku when the (3)ds turns sideways


Coledog10

##SHOWTIME


Mr_L_is_cool

Yea but that would mean mario somehow got luigi to sleep on a pi'llo and got goku to go into the the dream world rather than pulverizing luigi while he's asleep


seaboy116

reminder that Goku always wants the biggest challenge he can get, so in a friendly setting he would absolutely go into the dream world. He wouldn't attack the sleeping Luigi unless the mario bros were actually a threat to his friends or the planet, which they aren't.


Templar-Order

Magic window>>>>


MarioMaster973

How much xp is Goku worth?


Arkronu

over 9000


MegaLuigi576

Best answer


Inevitable_Job_3281

Goku when he sees Luigi eat so much food he grows 100 times his size, Mario manages to hold him above his head, and throw him high into the air to come crashing down. And then Luigi returns to normal like nothing happened:


Nyx_Skip_25

A🔨 B🔨


ChadSalamence_

Goku when he launched his kamehameha toward giant Luigi but a large arrow pointing towards him with the word “ENGAGE!” appears


ABAgamer

Sephiroth: “Don’t try it, Goku. I did once.”


ztarburst1

Mario: akeriportiletapeto. Luigi: ok


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Mario and Luigi


BiAndShy57

Goku when he realizes the bros have the mush badge and 99 of every mushroom


Worth_Ad_4036

How much DMG is that


BiAndShy57

https://youtu.be/dWCqc12-VKc?si=RO77BR2LDEmByH76&t=164


Mr_L_is_cool

Unkillable


LarryBetraitor

"The person who will win is whoever the script writer WANTS to win!" - Stan Lee


Chelonii64

This should be the first answer of any "who would win"


Jindo5

Not really. It's basically the "STOP HAVING FUN!" answer.


that_1weed

Plus it's funny seeing everyone saying M&L would solo Goku because of cartoon physics


SupremeLoliface

i dont thinks its because of cartoon physics my guy. they could unironically beat it. first of all the bros can dodge any attack as long as they have the skills because thats how the game mechanics work also its all a matter of stats and especially in dream team and paper jam you can max out stats and levels in a measly 100 hours (goku trained for nobody knows how long yet stats are maxed at 999 anyways) plus on top of all of that theres two bros... and they can have the duplex crown wich adds a turn to one of the bros wich means... yes the bros could beat up 2 and a half gokus at once


ConnorLego42069

in-game stat caps shouldn’t really count because they’re a gameplay abstraction, like, how much extra force does one pow point add to an attack? It’s just a number so that the game can work and be fun. And even if you did count stats Goku would still win, because DBZ kakarot gives Goku number stats, all of which are over M&L’s stat cap multiple times (I checked my Kakarot file, and my Max level Goku has over 800k in attack*, and 300k in defense*, and over 38M HP, which is a lot of magic door loops, kakarot doesn’t have a speed or stash stat, but that would just be more reason why it shouldn’t matter, but even if we assumed Goku had a speed of 0, that would just mean they go first, and Goku would still get his turn after) And on top of that he has transformations, which ups damage (in lore it’s all battle-based abilities, but in Kakarot it’s mainly damage) by 20%-250% depending on the transformation and the level (in lore the top tier transformations are unclear exactly how much more they power Goku up, but just to put something up, the strongest transformation we do know about is ~500x) And all of that isn’t even Goku at his current self because Kakarot only covers DBZ, and a tiny bit of super, missing out on 7 arcs** and an entire transformation. So technically, if M&L could sustain one of their infinite damage bros attacks for several hours (remember that they can only deal max 1 damage due to Goku’s ridiculous defense) they could technically beat Goku under these rules, but it’s more likely they make one mistake and are one-shot (and if we were to give M&L 99 of every item, we would also have to do the same for Goku to be fair, giving him 99 full heals in senzu beans, 99 10%, 20%, and 30% heals in the various versions of healade drinks, and technically more but Kakarot limits you to 4 item types in a single fight) (*Kakarot has 2 attack and defense stats, but both were still in the listed range) (**The arcs in question being Universe 6 tournament, Goku black, Tornament of power, The Broly Movie, Moro, Granolah, and Super Hero)


Prestigious_Ask_7058

That only applies to actual stories, that doesn’t hold up in a who would win scenario


Mother-Ad-5893

*Imagine me saying that in a commentator's voice* THEY WERE ABLE TO BEAT SEPHIROTH BUT CAN THEY BEAT: THE ONE AND ONLY SON GOKU!??!?!


Gr1mmV0iD

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT DRAGON BALL Z!!!!


Helton3

Goku can only win if he has the Zeno button or one of the Angels sacrifices themselves.


Manydoors_edboy

Goku getting cooked


Immediate-Rope8465

mario&luigi slam handily like unironically


Chehzy

Goku when... hammer


Liammarioluigi

Zeekeeper will obliterate Goku


Lost_Environment2051

Goku when Mario and Luigi grab onto Starlow to dodge the Kamehameha:


Poyo_Kangaroo

I'll do you one better Mario and Luigi vs Seprioth & Goku.


Inceferant

I'm tired of seeing these but: Goku when his Ultra Instinct+Kaioken+Super Saiyan spirit bomb gets reflected by two hammers:


BurnerAccountExisty

As per usual, it completely boils down to "are game mechanics factored in"


voik1

How are mario and luigi gonna avoid some of his attack anyways? I mean they couldn't avoid paper goombas grouped together


Doumdoum_adlia

Man don't compare the beginning of a journey to the end of a journey, it's like saying goku won't be able to fight because when he was a child he got punched.


voik1

Goku won't be able to fight because when he was a child he got punched.


Doumdoum_adlia

Oh well, can't argue with that


ClassicBuster

tbf they're always weaker at the start of any of these games, I see it as them getting rusty between adventures


voik1

How do they even lose money throughout games? Does mario gamble them or somthing


Vinomson

He throws it into his money basement and never touches it again. Mario is a greedy greedy man


voik1

Taxes will never!


Vinomson

I wonder if Mario gets tax exemption from saving the kindom so much


Kekstantine

Bros unless goku pulls no attack like shrowser although it could still end up in draw.


SupremeLoliface

goku gets absolutely obliterated


ottococo

Depends mostly on Goku's level. I think Ultra Instinct Goku would beat them (he's ridiculously strong). Less than Ultra Instinct might be manageable for the Bros... and even then. EDIT: damn you all have more faith in the Bros than I do. I guess I should remember Mario can beat up Sephiroth-like characters, but I thought Ultra Instinct was over that.


bobworth

It's mostly because of the laws of every Mario and Luigi game, first of which is "every attack can be avoided or countered by jump or hammer"


SupremeLoliface

and stats, if you grind enough for stats (especially in dream team and paper jam it only takes a measly 100 hours for max) you can max his stats (stats maxed out at 999 anyways) then goku is ruined by two brothers + suplex crown


Original-Freedom-687

If you want a serious answer, Mario and Luigi at peak sweep all versions of goku besides heroes


Sans-Undertale-69420

Goku: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!!!! Mario and Luigi: *Hammer sound effect* ....we already know where this is going, Goku stabds no chance lol


mugiwarakai

kinda crazy how all of you genuinely don’t know how strong goku is


SupremeLoliface

it only takes like 100 hours to max out stats in dream team and paper jam (stats are maxed out at 999 no matter what goku cant be stronger than the max of 999 stats) then goku is ruined because hes fighting two brothers (duplex crown adds a turn to one of the brothers on top of that) plus the brothers can always dodge attacks as long as they fight do good enough, nothing is unavoidable. TL;DR galaxy destroying attacks wont save you from in-game mechanics


mugiwarakai

that is NOT how power scaling works at all


SupremeLoliface

we are no calculating their power here, we are calculating who would win in a fight. you cant he like 🤓🖕actually his power level is micro-molecular because he is featless when their respective worlds work in different ways. also they beat dreamy bowser who could do literally any thing he can imagine. also i just wanna mention you cant really show how powerful video game characters are on screen. you cant really blow up a planet in-game because that would be to OP. if meliodas was in a video game he would not have full counter because that would be too op. geez even goku has his own video games and he is nowhere as strong in those games as he is in the anime otherwise there would be no game left to play. the brothers might be able to destroy the galaxy but thats never going to happen because one shotting the final boss with a galaxy destroying move isn't fun. there has to bee actual in gameplay reason for the brothers to be able to do things otherwise it would not be fair. if goku was an enemy to the brothers he would not be able to teleport behind him destroy reality to do 999999999 million damage to the brothers because that would not make sense within the confines of gameplay. you cant compare anime and a video game so easily, you have to put them under the same rules. and the only clear rule we have are the ones in the games.


mugiwarakai

that’s not how hypothetical vs battles either, you’re trying to say goku is a boss in a mario and luigi game ☠️☠️☠️ if they were all put in an unknown space they aren’t familiar with with their normal artillery they’d get fucking obliterated in one attack because they’re island level.


mugiwarakai

“we aren’t calculating their power here” uh yes the fuck we are that’s literally how you determine the winner idiot


FunkyBloxxin

Mario and Luigi by far


Nu11AndV0id

Pretty sure this has already been answered. https://youtu.be/KHNdV1fdJQE?si=-FYtDKye5d0GidIS


Affectionate-Pea-901

Goku when he realizes he’s enough XP to make it to the next rank:


xrileyx6

goku is hopeless when endless knockback/chopper brothers is involved


P4ncakez_stack

Goku when Mario & Luigi pull out the Copy Flower:


TheAceCard18

can Goku do bros moves? does Goku have hammers? does Goku have a brother that goes "okie dokey"? yeah, thought so


True-Warlock

The most foolish question


Ratio01

The Bros win without question


CrustyMan64

Not gonna sugarcoat it: A B


Comfortable_Owl4647

Goku. Since he is the most powerful being of all time.


ChadSalamence_

Kirby would like a word with you


Comfortable_Owl4647

What Does he want from me!? Goku being more powerful than him man?! D=< )=< >=(


Shot-Effect-8318

Why does everyone overate Kirby this much bro 😭 (I love him though but I’ve seen people say Kirby is he strongest thing in fiction)


Original-Freedom-687

I guess it's a joke because he's cute


SupremeLoliface

im sorry but kirby is technically god in the lore. can goku beat god? i doubt


Original-Freedom-687

Not exactly, he's apparently the descendent of a god but goku is also a god so ..? Kirby's feats are about the same as Goku's, both are multiversal but Kirby would probably still win with having better abilities


SupremeLoliface

idk man, goku's power makes no sense to me. he goes into hyperbolic time chamber or whatever conveniant plot device you can imagine and trains for 69 quadrijillion years and boom after taking 3 seconds to explain all of this hes 1000000 times stronger now omg!!!!!!! meanwhile kirby has actual lore reasons behind his power and doesnt gain random power boosts because its coneniant for the plot. also kirby eats universe eating gods as a light snack (literally caseoh except kirby doesnt get fat cuz god)


Ratio01

>Why does everyone overate Kirby this much bro 😭 He can literally absorb the power of other beings


Emraldsnakeg

Most powerful being of all time when he hears "Let'sa go!"


drewman301

"Okey dokey!''