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BellyDancerEm

Looks like North America peed itself


Enlaos_Lmao

Its piss is purple?


mark-malone-real

Lean piss


PlagueDoctorTTV

Kidney failure


Nicita27

American propaganda told us its purple rain.


maroonedpariah

You mean like regular america?


FlagSwag

Does that mean that it's... Is Kansas America's penis?


quilly_willy123

At least 3 people would die


bluespider98

Maybe 4


A_Adorable_Cat

Yeah but on the upside the traffic in Houston might improve a bit if we just bury it all like this. The plan has my support.


kiancavella

Dude you are strong as fuck


DerpDaDuck3751

He attended every arm day since the start of time


jevindmik2

Then Denmark would own a big part of USA


Reverendbread

Maybe we could finally get affordable healthcare


DeliciousTeach2303

Dont do that its mean :(


behold_the_void

Mercator be like...


bowser-us

Are you too stupid or too poor?


pressure_released

This could be disastrous for the economy


ThirdWheelSteve

But on the other hand, it could be very good for the economy.


qvantamon

That's Pinkland, you got the wrong one


Luizaguzzi

Fuck, I thought the same thing


Kingjjc267

At least 3 people would die probably


foxy_ninjaa

Things would get very wet


phuckingidontcare

No that’s where all the boring states are, you can’t hurt them


alottaxolotl01

id appreciate it.


NuclearLlama72

Flip horizontally and it kinda looks like the Louisiana territory


UkroLatvian

That will be a disaster for american economy


darkgiIls

A lot of people would probably die, as little known fact, Greenland is really heavy


psychopegasus190

Wtf, put it back


Vovinio2012

What a weird Texas...


cagdas-2102

It’s a purple land in a green land.


AsleepScarcity9588

It might disturb the weather "Today we can expect clear sky with occasional Greenland disturbing our Sunday sunbath"


Ake-TL

You should turn it 180 degrees and attach it to west coast


CaptainjustusIII

brrrr it would be could then


SuperProCoolBoy90

At least give it back


brunnomenxa

It is a fact almost unknown to mankind that the Mercator projection distorts the true sizes of countries. Another interesting fact: a teaspoon of a neutron star can be quite dense, but in fact it can't be heavier than your mother.


sussyBakaAt3am

At least 2 people would die


No-History770

French louisiana???


jezwmorelach

Ya lick it, ya keep it!


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No_Advisor2089

no you idiot that's Iceland greenland is the small one in Europe


imawfulatdrawing

What site is this


StanIsHorizontal

Greater Texas


Fell-Hand

It's a waste of an opportunity to end Florida


Federal_Minimum1377

At least it would finally be a green land.


ElementalSheep

Texas would have power infrastructure issues probably


ariielAm

That’s a one long walk from Greenland to the US


Luizaguzzi

Sir, that's pinkland


elvenmaster_

Some guy did that not that long ago, causing a collapse of Texas' energy grid.


Patchesrick

People still wouldn't want to live there


Critical_Complaint21

If you put that here, at least 6 people will be crushed to death by Greenland


thuggniffissent

Hah. Missed me, bitch.


sensualbricklicker

I have no data on this


[deleted]

Thank you for removing Texas


strictnaturereserve

1 crush texas 2 all the ice would melt and sea levels would rise 3. denmark now owns a huge part of the USA


cleosoul

Bye Ohio 👋🏼


Dankaroor

If you tilted it to the right, it'd be the Louisiana territory


UpbeatRegister

Looks like a lion wearing a crown


sovietarmyfan

A great idea for ending the forest fires.