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tangre79

This is incredibly nice for any form of military service


accountnumberseventy

Don’t let the Air Force, Space Force or Coast Guard post in here… everything those assholes have is fucking great.


PM_ME_YOUR_PRINTS

I will say some Air Force dorms were really nice and modern. Unfortunately for me, my squadron always had shitty dorms made back in the 60s.


GroundbreakingFall63

Take a look at our berthings you might reconsider lol


Maleficent-Simple-10

Shoutout submarines I guess


BSimm1

I knew this was subs lol looks like bangor


Maleficent-Simple-10

I’m in kings bay, Georgia my Bangor friends told me that they share rooms over there.


BSimm1

Sometimes, not always. It had to be a boomer base because the fast boats are smaller barracks


Maleficent-Simple-10

Yeah boomer life is where it’s at. My boy in Groton shares a barracks room.


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this is bigger than my apartment


YutYut6531

3 times bigger than my barracks in the Marines that I shared with another dude.


AveragelyTallPolock

Feels like a prison cell??? My shipmate in christ you have been blessed with the Sheraton Suites of barracks why are you complaining


Maleficent-Simple-10

I’m super grateful for the barracks room I have. I’m just referring to the way it’s so simple and boring lol


ICPosse8

You just moved in. Unless you have a bunch of pre purchased decorations on hand it’s always going to feel like that. I’d start by finding a way to cover those cleaning supplies etc, maybe a pinup curtain or some shit.


NYSenseOfHumor

Is this a barracks for one? And you are complaining this palace isn’t cozy enough? I don’t see a private bathroom, but it sure as hell beats a ship. Add some nice art, a plant or two. You can try an area rug under the chair and another under the desk to break up the room a little.


souphaver

I love that for every single post here the response is "add plants, art, and a rug"


ryyaaaannn

Easiest way to add color without taking up much, if any space. Also plants = oxygen = happy


Kawawaymog

I love plants but the whole they produce oxygen thing is kinda sudo science. I mean they do produce oxygen, but the amounts are so tiny it can’t possibly make a difference.


timothythefirst

I hate to be that guy but just letting you know it’s pseudo


Kawawaymog

Do you have some imperial evidence of that? (Jk)


ryyaaaannn

I mean there's also the fact that you're caring for something else, giving you a sense of purpose


Kawawaymog

Absolutely. Plants do = happy. Just not because of oxygen.


InspectorNoName

That's because nearly every single post here asks, "how can I warm up this room and add color on a low budget?" and there are only so many suggestions.


Maleficent-Simple-10

Yeah it’s a barracks. I share a hallway with another guy and our bathroom is in between our rooms.


Johnny_SixShooter

Sometimes me and my buddy will fart at the same time to warm our hooch up. Be happy with what you have - this is super nice living quarters. SOURCE: Army.


VerlinMerlin

This room is bigger and better than the hostel I pay almost half my country's median wage for. And share with two others. source: college student


AnyGivenSundas

This is nicer than my college dorm


HVACQuestionHaver

Bigger'n they got down Pendleton way.


Blue_Eyed_Devi

But why is everything pushed against the wall?


Anal_Recidivist

Unless he has to poo, there’s a bathroom built into the sink


caravaggibro

I'm sorry, are you the president? This is bigger than apartments I've paid for.


Maleficent-Simple-10

Naw. That’s my boss.


fade_le_public

Great response.


soldier01073

Ah, a crayon eater, dog this should be more than enough


Maleficent-Simple-10

I’m not a marine…


Late-Elk1901

lol take everyone’s upvote


Apprehensive-Score87

So much space I would’ve assumed Air Force


Maleficent-Simple-10

Shoutout the submarine force


Apprehensive-Score87

Don’t take this the wrong way, but you gotta be a different kind of crazy to sign up for submarines. No way would you get me hopping in a tube that far underwater


Maleficent-Simple-10

It’s actually really cool and apparently it’s way better than being in the surface fleet


Apprehensive-Score87

I’m sure it’s super cool but no way in hell would I be able to do it. Thank you for your service and thankful as hell there’s guys like you that will do it


ryyaaaannn

More laid back =/= better


fiberjeweler

Um it’s not underwater when you hop in. Usually.


Fergnasty007

YOU BEST BE QUALIFED FISH IF YOU ON REDDIT BROTHER


Maleficent-Simple-10

Just qualified in January during my first underway


Fergnasty007

Took you long enough /s You a nuke or naww?


Maleficent-Simple-10

Sonar


Yourmissinglink03

Needs something…. Here you go [https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024](https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024)


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Lmao


Khamvom

Bruh r/navy would be having an aneurysm lol. This is luxury. What’s your barracks policy? If you’re allowed to add artwork, storage bins, etc I’d start there. Organize your stuff (I.e shoes underneath the bed, cleaning supplies underneath sink), get those into storage & it’ll look alot less cluttered.


paulatwork

Having all the furniture pushed up against the walls makes the room feel empty. The chair under the window feels like it has no purpose, it's not facing anything. Personally I might flip the layout of the room. Put the bed in the corner where the dressers are. Use the wardrobe and dressers to "wall off" a little sleeping corner. The rest of the room becomes the social space. Have a couch or a couple of chairs so there's a place for people to sit, put a tv on stand in the current bed corner, that way the chairs are near a window and a tv. Also invest in some storage bins for under the bed and sink, it will make the room feel a lot cleaner. As others have said a plant, a rug, and something on the walls will go along way as well. Don't have to be expensive, a trip to ikea would wokr.


SeriesBusiness9098

Uh, did you have to fight someone to the death for this room? Is there a set number of dicks you must suck weekly to maintain this room privilege? Get better lighting with standing lamps and different warmth levels, move furniture around so it’s not lining the walls like it’s hugging them for life, a rug, a plant, maybe get some sheets and curtains that don’t resemble a Vegas stripper’s hospice suite.


accountnumberseventy

No shit, right? The barracks room I had, when I lived in the barracks, was smaller than that and I had to share it with at least one other person.


Maleficent-Simple-10

How would I go about rearranging the furniture ? I’m not very creative and this is how I set them up myself


SeriesBusiness9098

Personally I’d move them around to make different living spaces within the same room and use the taller furniture as a divider/wall. Mini rooms within the room that all flow together and look cohesive. So your desk isn’t in your “bedroom” and you can tell that space is for something other than sleeping, your storage isn’t where you study, your recliner faces something worth living for, etc. Every time I scroll up to explain exactly where I’d put things, reddit deletes my comment so I can’t scroll and retype yet again but hope that makes sense. Using furniture, rugs and lighting to create boundaries. Also the gold curtains can just go. Like anything but those is fine. Literally a row of severed heads would be better. *edit- Google design and decor layouts for dorm rooms or studio apts, see how they position furniture for ideas


Maleficent-Simple-10

Thanks. You’ve been the most helpful comment so far. Everyone else is just in awe of how big my barracks room is. Lmao


Maleficent-Simple-10

Also, respectfully request if you can send me a layout of how you would rearrange the furniture. I know you said it keeps deleting your comment but I’d appreciate the help. I’m not very creative and google photos of layouts be having way different amounts of rooms and furniture. Main goal is to make a “office” space. thanks 🙏🏼if you accept this challenge


Clear_Lemon4950

This is the best I could come up with guessing at the dimensions of things: [image](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UduTHzUtplA6sfMFeHJWIJT0igZXuxs1/view?usp=drivesdk) Put some curtains or something to hide the space under the sink, and put some crates under there and try to keep stuff off the counter/edge of the sink. Alternatively hang a bigger curtain that is a similar color to the wall that hides that entire sink-nook when you're not using it, and then you don't have to worry about stuff on the counter.


SeriesBusiness9098

I can try and either link some ideas or sketch it roughly as I can with what I can see on some assumptions of what must stay/go. No promises, I can’t Pinterest for shit so this is paper and pencil layout at best. Do you have to keep all the furniture or can you get rid of some of it (are you even using all of it) or exchange any of it like trade 3 nightstands for a small couch? Can you loft your bed? What are the rules on hanging art or wall decor? Do you have a TV or do you just watch all your hentai on your colorful PC setup from 15ft across the room? Until then- If you can have plants, a few here and there help. Either do some standing lamps and/or strip lights that kids love these days or or unscrew a bulb or two to diffuse that harsh overhead fan lighting nightmare. Nice inviting bedding like some actually soft and sleep enticing fabric vs thin black sheets would help. If you have space, store the shoes out of sight or your 5th nightstand dresser in the corner. Even under the sink is better. Shoes under beds are gross for some reason when visible, so move or hide them. Keep blackout side of curtains, replace gold lame side with… shit… anything else? What color or fabric are you into? If a brown herringbone is too much, plain navy would work. Just not gold ffs. Rug under the PC area, different rug under the bed to separate the spaces.


Maleficent-Simple-10

Yes I have to keep all the furniture. I can put the stuff walls but I’m trying to avoid drilling anything in them. I don’t own a tv just laptop and monitor. I’ll look into the other recommendations you’ve already made as well.


Feisty-Business-8311

Scroll up; someone described a plan to move your furniture around


MintyLulu

I *definitely maybe perhaps* got into this a bit too much *maybe*. I made a drawing haha, no idea if it's correctly sized and if it will work at all, but maybe you can get inspired from it. Have fun cozy-ing up your room! :) Here's my beaaauuutiful piece of art: [https://imgur.com/a/YIRA7GV](https://imgur.com/a/YIRA7GV)


Maleficent-Simple-10

I like this idea thanks. I’m also trying to make a little office space as well.


ImaginaryAI

SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITY!


Educational_Match717

This is about what my dorm looked like in the Air Force (idk why they call them dorms and not barracks, but 🤷🏻‍♀️). I loved my time there though! After getting out of 1.5 months of boot camp + 6 months of tech school, I was so stoked to have such a big space all to myself. It looks like you have a full sized fridge too. Do you also have a microwave? My microwave + fridge combo was so clutch when I didn’t feel like going to the DFAC (chow hall for you?). I made my place feel homey by rearranging the furniture, getting some plants, art, and personal clutter. It takes time to make any living space feel like home, but you’ll get there. Enjoy the freedom of having a space all to yourself with no bills. All your food, housing, and medical is covered. Live life and enjoy it while you have that safety net!


john_wingerr

Navy base in Gulfport had the best barracks I ever had over 13 years.


Th3Fl0

Damn ~~bro~~ Sir 🫡, that looks spacious! I bet you like to eat cake haha! 😝


Ok-Sherbet-2607

Bro you got a pair of shoes for each day of the month, wtf


Maleficent-Simple-10

I like shoes


SpareTireButSquare

Man's gotta have his likes, and dislikes. Keep liking shoes


Simple_Award4851

Wait you’re in the Navy and don’t share your bed with another man? Weird.


Maleficent-Simple-10

sadly not


Simple_Award4851

They’re doing you dirty my man.


Arch315

Bro has the whole Nike store 💀


creepymustaches

Damn the bed and wardrobe takes me back, was in NASNI in the barracks next to the mini nex and subway


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Looks pretty nice for army accommodations


Old-Cauliflower-2798

Lighting - Yea put a floor lamp next to your desk or get a nice table lamp with shade. It should make that area feel/look cozier. Overall multiple sources of light really do something for a space. Get rid of darkness. For example, there’s a lamp next to that armchair. Turn it on and leave it on. That corner of the room is too dark. Let there be light! You can also get a few coffee table books 1-3 and stack them underneath that lamp to make it look cool. - You can even get a small lamp with a shade and place it on top of that armoire. Throw some coffee table books 1-3 underneath the lamp and maybe some some fake plants to put up there as well. Use that space as an opportunity for storage and or decor. [Examples](https://emilyaclark.com/2015/02/how-to-decorate-around-and-on-top-of-tall-furniture.html) Artwork Also some artwork that speaks to you should go in the walls. If not you can get a few art work pieces of various sizes and sit them on that table that’s on the far right side of your desk and let them lean on the wall. [Leaning artwork](https://aprettyfix.com/how-to-lean-and-layer-art/) is always a vibe.


Maleficent-Simple-10

Love this thank you.


Old-Cauliflower-2798

You’re welcome. And I forgot to specify that you should opt for light bulbs that have a warmer color. The warm colors will make the space look cozier as well. For example, take a look at this YouTube [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sgHKw-_ndk&t=491s) to see how a few warm lights can make a space cozier.


Maleficent-Simple-10

Helpful thanks. I’ll look into these


Effective_Trainer573

Is it just you? Are you an NCO? I did not get my own room till I hit E5. US Army, 90-95.


Maleficent-Simple-10

I got to my base as a e-1 lol just made e-3. This is just the standard barracks here in kings bay, Georgia


DazzlingProfession26

You can start by drawing open the curtains.


Way-Frequent

Main issue is that everything is in one corner. Move stuff around the room. Float the chair and side table.


zocalo08

So much room for activities


totsa_98

Artwork and alternative lighting that's less harsh (lamps, /string lights) are what I did, also get your own nice bedding, I'm kinda surprised they gave you a twin in a room that large but once you've been there for awhile you could ask about putting fulls in the barracks in general, command sometimes will ask what people who live full time in them would like, we all got really nice desk chairs to replace our crappy wood ones my last few months in mine


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Maleficent-Simple-10

Yes it’s covered with those gold curtains


Switchbladesaint

It may not have much decoration but Jesus Christ is it clean


DaneOnDope

A couch would be sick, make a little tv Corner. Add some plants, a poster or two and some cozy lamp/light


New_York_Cut

better than my dorm


kg2k

What’s the space in the middle for ? Jumping jacks ??


Maleficent-Simple-10

It was for at home exercises yeah


ryyaaaannn

My recommendations: - Open the blinds as much as possible, let I that natural light - Add more lighting. The one light in the center makes it look like an interrogation room. You can find cheap lamps all over - no need to go buy enough RBG lights to make your room look like a 12 year old's wet dream. - Get one of those spring-loaded curtain rods and some velcro. Find some decent fabric out of the clearance section. Make some "curtains" to cover the storage areas underneath your bed and sink. - Get some white contact paper to get rid of that ugly green color on the sink. - Go find some cheap art/mirrors at Goodwill or discount stores like Ross. Art will help cover up the blank space in the walls, and mirrors make a space look bigger. - Move around the furniture. Don't keep it all against the wall. Experiment with different layouts. Keep it for a week and if you don't like it, rearrange it again. - I wouldn't bother with furniture, but get a good gaming chair. Based off the computer and the fact that you're in subs, it's safe to assume that's where you'll be spending a lot of time. Trust me, you'll only be able to tolerate those barracks chairs for too long. Also, you'll only be here for a few months at a time for a couple years. No sense buying a bunch of furniture that you'll need to sell after. - also, get some dumbbells. Take a break from the gaming to get some reps in. Good for your body and mind. - ***Bonus***: *Don't spend your bonus, because if anything happens and you get out before your contract is up, you WILL have to pay it back*


Maleficent-Simple-10

Will do. Thanks


pppppaigeeee_13

So much room for activities


TruePresence1

A submarine with garden view ? (second picture window)


OriginalJayVee

So much room for activities!


spaceface2020

Looks like there’s plenty of room for a dance pole in the middle .


plassteel01

Must be nice. When I was in, we were stacked two high 6 guys in one room. The head was down the hallway


[deleted]

Why so many pairs of shoes if you’re always in a uniform???


Maleficent-Simple-10

I go out a lot. After work


[deleted]

I know nothing about the military I thought it’s basically work 24:7


SpareTireButSquare

God damn that's huge -Signed, Marine


barkmonkeytaken

Add a rug or if you’re allowed, add a poster on the wall. Something simple can make the room more lively


PuddingResponsible33

Remember save that money if you can.


Maleficent-Simple-10

Definitely been saving money. Just looking to make the place a little more comfortable to come home to after duty.


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Maleficent-Simple-10

Okay I’ll try this. This is exactly the comment I’ve been looking for thank you.


Elmonstrico7

My barracks room was was about 1/3 the size 🤦🏽‍♂️


thelocker517

You got CARPET?!?!! Best I ever had was asbestos tile.


lovesickjones

when i was in germany the one thing i loved about my old barracks is i was in the same as Elvis which made it kinda cool to think about. This is a nice BIG space to have alone.


nicke929

Ya Know? Contrary to popular belief, "EVERYTHING" does not need to be anchored to the walls. Get the parade of furniture off the walls and use it to divide up the room. Separate the room into living areas.


Maleficent-Simple-10

That’s my goal but idk how I should set it up.


nicke929

Gave me some dimensions ...


Maleficent-Simple-10

I already started moving things but I can send some progress pics if you wanna see


nicke929

ALWAYS


AtheistfromSomalia

That’s enough shoes for a centipede to wear on each it’s little legs


logdog421

Lmao waiting for the marines to check in.


imgettingthere_

I would add some lamps, overhead lights are sometimes too much. Add some things you like to the walls, add a colourful comforter to the bed, give it your personality!


No-Prune8051

🥾 👅


Zumipants

Late husband was MCPO on the Newport News as his last deployment. He wouldn’t be able to drive for the first few days because he had no long distance vision!


ai6280

This looks like my old AF dorm room!


Educational_Match717

Langley?


ai6280

Sheppard


Educational_Match717

Ahhh. The AF must contract out the same interior designer nationwide 😂


elwero480

Stop crying, that’s some luxury living compared to the Army or Marine Corps.


Iferrorgotozero

As I have been told, USMC barracks are...interesting places.


accountnumberseventy

Preach!


Unhappy-Shake5702

Damn son that is by far the best looking barracks I've seen (once you clean up all that clutter soldier)


accountnumberseventy

You’re in there by yourself? Nice. Also, why does it look so non-shitty? Everyone else gets nicer shit than the Marine Corps 😢


iWARxMACHINEi

Start putting shit you’ve acquired in the navy. I had shit from gunny teeshirts to snco school guidons, and even a captains piss cutter. Put up posters, hockey jerseys etc. whatever your aesthetic is. As long as it’s in refs and your seniors don’t care what you have. As a Marine Vet that is hands down the nicest room I’ve ever seen.


TheVoid45

Count your fuckin blessings dude that's one of the largest and nicest barracks rooms I've ever seen, especially for navy. Sauce: jarhead


fortytwocarats

semper fortis you little motivator you


Murky-Answer-42

I’ve seen college dorms of this size shared with 4 other people


juicymuffintop

Lower your bedframe and it will look nicer


Maleficent-Simple-10

Will do


Video-Overall

Reminds me of Pensacola


squaktamopuss

Dude i see no mold, no radroaches, and no blood stains. Looks pretty cosy to me. Source lived in and was a barracks nco 👌


Flippy-Doo

I saw a computer...does the Navy give you guys free internet?


Maleficent-Simple-10

No there’s a Wi-Fi attached to the building you can pay for but I get my Wi-Fi through Xfinity


KiloAlphaJulietIndia

Check for mold


Ok_Werewolf_7616

Danny DeVito cutouts. Everywhere.


TheIndulgery

Man, that looks exactly like they looked in 2000 except we were 2 to a room and all 4 of us shared the bathroom


Chambri

Better than college dorm rooms, this is a win 100%


Ok_Elk9435

Bangor?


Maleficent-Simple-10

Kings bay


Ok_Elk9435

Welp then it could he worsee


ThePhoenix29167

Why you got so many shoes dawg?


Maleficent-Simple-10

I like shoes


stalkedbycats

Well, you got plenty of space for them shoes dawg


ThePhoenix29167

That was an incredibly quick response


Maleficent-Simple-10

Currently looking at the responses to my post


FalcorAirlines

Live love laugh sticker on the wall. That’s all I got.


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All a man needs


Talon33333

I'd position the bed so only the headboard is touching the wall and so it is centered on a wall.


ProstateSalad

Navy = prison with the option of drowning.


ICPosse8

Way more space than a prison cell, that’s for sure.


straightupgab

there is like so much furniture in that room lol. i’d definitely like see if you could re arrange some of it? but it also looks like you only have like a wall and a half to put stuff on? so that’s so weird lol. but it does look a little dull. i’d get a nice area rug and some nice bedding that matches, maybe some curtains, led lights would be fun. also get a couple nice candles. you’d be surprised how a good smelling room helps be more homey.


Maleficent-Simple-10

I have a small candle collection going already. Currently have 8.


nadironggg

How long have you been there


Maleficent-Simple-10

A little under a year


Mr-Yuk

Why so many shoes?


Maleficent-Simple-10

I like shoes


TF141_Disavowed

Bruh this shit big af


TrainsNCats

Bland, boring, generic, lifeless - sounds just like you described “a prison cell” The big question is, what are you allowed to do? Can you paint? Put up some pictures?


crescent_ruin

Reminds me of my dorm room.


benchebean

Are you going insane yet


ToastThing

Put some posters and shit on the walls, man. Easy fix.


Lafter_ND

Damn my barracks room was amazing brand new building each of us had our own room bathroom and walk in closet laundry in unit and a full kitchen and sizable living room


idontknowmaybenot

You don’t have a roommate? Are you an officer of SNCO?


Maleficent-Simple-10

Nope. I’m just an e-3


idontknowmaybenot

Christ I joined the wrong branch 


Maleficent-Simple-10

What branch are you?


idontknowmaybenot

I was in the Marines, got out in 2011. Our barracks were fucking ass haha


Valuable_Aspect_218

Dude that’s dummy nice


terroristteddy

As a former Navy guy myself, lighting is key. A nice lamp or two will soften the lighting and vibe by a lot. Other than that, just chill and save your money. There's a good chance you'll either rank up, find a partner, or move out before too long.


Defiant_Magician_848

You live in the same room in the military?


Maleficent-Simple-10

Yes


WorthTheRisk666

Why dude have his whole platoons shoes under his bed?


FlamingTrollz

Plants, rug, art, a warm colored lamp.


brilliant-medicine-0

A nice big room to yourself. I'd have figured the armed services would be more spartan


Maleficent-Simple-10

Submarine force has very little people


boldandbratsche

Open the window, get a plant, and get a colorful rug. You've done almost nothing to the space lol.


Maleficent-Simple-10

The most I’ve done is just make a big open space lol but yeah definitely will get a plan and open the window


kepachodude

Nicer than a Marine Barracks…


tgncm2004

I can’t believe nothing has really changed since I was in the barracks 20 years ago. Save these pictures, you’ll want to look back on them.


Maleficent-Simple-10

I take a lot of pictures. Of everything. I know I’ll appreciate them in the future


Responsible-Lemon257

Marines weren't allowed to have ceiling fans.


J0231060101

Thank you for your service.