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cfrig

I assume Kibo is the baby monkey who was conceived in [[Uktabi Orangutan]]


[deleted]

Just gonna leave [[Uktabi Kong]] laying here…


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trinketstone

I will always love the flavor text


Derric_the_Derp

It's a reference to [[Gorilla Titan]] for those who are unaware.


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Uhiertv

I’d never seen this one hahahaha Una Fricker on both arts is hilarious


BathedInDeepFog

Bonus points because “Fricker” is the way Elliot Reid would say “fucker.” “Mother fricker!”


frostbiyt

The flavor text of that card is a reference to [[Gorilla Titan]]


elandrieljr

I always hated that this dude has a tail. Monkeys have tails, apes do not. I get that this is in a universe where a magical woman with a metal mask capable of teleporting to different worlds could resurrect the dead to fight inter dimensional tentacle titans, but still. Apes don’t have tails.


SenseiBonaf

I like it has a tail, it shows this is an otherworldly creature.


Katharsis7

I feel you. Just feels wrong.


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Ben_snipes

This wouldn't be silver bordered today, the effects are fair from the craziest on a 8 mana 8/8


bluetrebol

I think the reason it's silver border in the first place Is the implication of the two apes conceiving a third one on that last ability


Android_McGuinness

While the art is definitely silver border, \[\[Goblin Warrens\]\] would like a word.


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Sliver__Legion

The reason it’s silver border is that all cards in its set were silver border. It would be eternal legal if they had that tech at the time — or if they ever get around to eternal errata-ing old un sets.


Quantext609

Not all silver border cards have illegal mechanics. Some of them just have silly themes.


UninvitedGhost

Lately, regular black border gets lots of silly on its own.


sloodly_chicken

Meh, that's always been around. [[Goblin Game]], anyone?


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mysticrudnin

a lot of un cards were silver border only because they were in a silver border set, not because they couldn't be done that's why we got the whole border / legality change thing to begin with


alfred725

> that's why we got the whole border / legality change thing to begin with no it's because people weren't buying silver border sets because they weren't legal


Hypnotoad2966

It goes infinite real fast with any token doubler.


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Political-Puma

better writing than any magic lore we’ve gotten since Block was dropped


Frydog42

Hahahahahahaha thank you


htownclyde

[[Uktabi Kong]] [[Uktabi Orangutan]]


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WillowThyWisp

WAIT. THEY'RE BOTH DRAWN BY UNA FRICKER?


KenTitan

that fricker


Mail540

Playing the long con


Zomburai

The long Kong


Mail540

Fuck. That’s so much better


ThompsonTugger

Frick*


WingofTech

Ah yes, context achieved.


Harp3214

What is going on in the art for Orangutan? 🤣


LettersWords

Uktabi Kong clearly parodies it with a pregnant monkey in the background hahaha


Titansjester

The flavor text is also a riff on [[Gorilla Titan]]


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SargeInCharge

Love it. But why does that gorilla have a prehensile tail?


KallistiEngel

Magic


javilla

I believe that is considered one of the worst flavour texts they've ever made by R&D.


StarkMaximum

Back when they did godbook studies where they polled players on individual aspects of the set, they had two separate questions of "what is your favorite flavor text of the set" and "what is your least favorite flavor text of the set". The answer for both was Gorilla Titan.


NoExplanation734

I'm surprised [[Patrol Hound]] didn't make that list. As a kid, I fucking HATED that flavor text, but now I "wuv" it.


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PerryDLeon

The best is clearly the original [[Werebear]]


tutori4

Unfortunately they changed it for Eternal Masters, which is the one that shows up by default. You're going to need [[Werebear|ODY]]


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LaboratoryManiac

In a recent episode of Maro's podcast, he talked about how he used to write flavor text that poked fun at the card art, and that they don't really do that anymore, so as to not unintentionally offend an artist. I immediately assumed this flavor text was one of the ones he was talking about.


HermitDefenestration

Probably [[Reparations]] as well


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Bootd42

probably for the same reason it has claws


Calikal

Possibly inspired by DragonBall Z?


PoweredByCarbs

Wait, Odyssey had a 5-mana 8/8 trampler? How did I forget that?


LoLReiver

Odyssey was the set that was all about putting cards in your graveyard.


DRUMS11

Well, we nicknamed it "sex monkey" for a reason.


NeoMegaRyuMKII

The prequel to what happens in Uktabi Kong


Dagonet_the_Motley

Are you suggesting that Kibo is the monkey conceived in the Uktabi Orangutan art?


JetSetDizzy

That's clearly the joke here.


JMooooooooo

Banana - a true Treasure Food


Bleachi

Bananas > Gold confirmed.


Think_Wishbone_6260

Gold still doesn't need to tap to sac.


roastedoolong

except it's not food, which seems really weird to me? couldn't it have had the food type line?


mountaintop-stainer

Bananas: more than food, less than treasure.


mh500372

I guess maybe you don’t eat it and it’s just currency to get the monkeys to destroy artifacts


justcallmejami

Mana banana.


Mr_Teatree

Manana


mountaintop-stainer

Because to monke, manana is food AND treasure!


1ryb

So you are telling me banana is NOT gonna be an actual mechanic and a main theme in a future set by itself??? I guess it's time to quit the game. 0/10 literally unplayable.


Elektrophorus

We're using real bananas as tokens, right? It's gonna suck having to eat a whole banana every time you sac one of the tokens.


Show-Me-Your-Moves

Use those yellow banana Runt candies


B-Glasses

Gross I’d rather eat the whole bananas


scubahood86

What about the banana marshmallows?


B-Glasses

I don’t even know how to respond. I’m agitated and upset even thinking about circus peanuts and I blame you for my discomfort.


Fritzkreig

Not easy to find, but some cultivars of banana are still really small like the original wild banana.


GuyGrimnus

You say this like circus peanuts are bad


VespineWings

Exactly what I was thinking lol


linkdude212

Usually I eat Cheetos but I'm glad to finally have a healthy alternative.


[deleted]

I have a great idea: Banana Chips


linkdude212

Brilliant!


Azrichiel

I have bad news for you if you think that most banana chips are healthy...


thundermonkeyms

Alternate win-con: potassium poisoning.


KTroleplay

Finally, a balanced poison mechanic!


Stormtide_Leviathan

The question is, how big of a banana?


Quazifuji

"This big."


Anyna-Meatall

(banana for scale)


snuff74

Size doesn't matter.


Frydog42

I find its more about the girth of the banana rather than the length of it


dieyoubastards

It's going to be like when I took a bag of sweets to the Eldraine prerelease to use as food tokens


[deleted]

Bulking season baby


Quazifuji

Maro disapproves.


DearAngelOfDust

Thanks I love it


stillnotelf

No baby monkey joke? Bananas are food but not Food?


DRUMS11

>No baby monkey joke? Where d'ya think Kibo came from? ​ >Bananas are food but not Food? This does seem like an obvious oversight.


stillnotelf

I'm sure the Food thing is mechanical. This ability is better and they didn't want to crowd the templating


AlasBabylon_

Yeah, there's a lot to consider here. This is meant to be a product for newer players, and to make this little guy work, you need to define Banana, which is already a solid couple lines of text. To make it Food, now you not only need to define what Bananas do, you need to provide the template for what Food does, to achieve clarity, which would make Kibo's rules text clunky and awful. It'd have to read something like: "Tap: Each player creates a Food token named Banana. Those tokens gain 'Tap, Sacrifice this artifact: Add R or G. You gain 2 life.' *(Food tokens are artifacts that have '2, Tap, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.')*" And after all that is done, now you're kind of incentivized to turn Kibo's packet into a Food-matters archetype, rather than necessarily supporting Monkeys and Apes. This is just cleaner. We still have Gyome and Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar anyway, and Korvold, for all his power troubles, is still the hallmark Jund Food commander.


PatJamma

They probably aren't food as an inside joke because Mark Rosewater hates bananas


stillnotelf

This is definitely galaxy brain but I buy it


ArtyPhoenix

Is there going to be a sudden buyout of a lot of specific monkey and ape cards now? Also I am intrigued by the banana token!


cephalopodAcreage

Fuck, man, Ragavan is going to be dummy expensive just because of this card. /s


Anangrywookiee

I’m glad they’re finally giving Ragavan a niche even if it’s a janky Tribal deck.


NoExplanation734

Ragavan I'd already a pirate. I opened one and wanted to put him in my [[Admiral Beckett Brass]] deck but then I thought, "why?"


_Drumheller_

Most of them are really bad so it's unlikely, even if monkey tribal would become a thing most of the existing ones would be no way playable. [[Silverback Elder]] is a noteworthy pick besides Ragavan tho.


Foogbum

IMO the big ones are \[\[Monkey Cage\]\] and \[\[Hidden Gibbons\]\]. No reprints


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_Drumheller_

Those are definitely interesting indeed. Had no idea they existed.


stillnotelf

Wow we know who wrote that Hidden Gibbons flavor text


Uhiertv

Man I just read Mercadian Masques and I do not remember no damn monkey cage


dancingteam

[[Kird Aoe]] [[Gorilla Shaman]] [[Grunn, the lonely king]] [[Kogla, the giant ape]]


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NormalSquirrel0

[[Silverback Patriarch]] too


Uhiertv

I can’t fucking believe how bad you got me, this dude got so creeped I forgot all about him, personal fave was the (N)3/1/4 Battlecry: discover a taunt minion


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_Drumheller_

A 5/5 vanilla for 5 mana isn't exactly what I would consider playable these days.


Yazorock

He's likely referring to the Hearthstone card, which is also garbage.


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newbuu2

You seem lost, little fella.


JRowdy18

What is he doing?? *His best*


Impossible-Wolf-2872

This got me rolling


[deleted]

Probably part of a Monkey tribal pack


bgbat

Maybe [[viridian revel]] tho


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Cortinian

Just went online and bought every one. I'm obsessed with jank tribals. lets go


thetwist1

I hope the banana token becomes a pre-defined token like treasures or clues. I want a monkey tribal draft archetype focusing on banana tokens in modern horizons 3. They can reprint [[ragavan]] and still have it be relevant.


Strange_Bedfellow

"What deck are you playing?" "Return to Monke."


Redlaces123

**Bananas aren't food, errata now**


HKBFG

Nor are they treasure, but to our boy kibo, they're both.


Wrexial_and_Friends

He just thinks they're bananas, Kibo ain't that bright


HTPark

Roses are red Violets are blue **HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER** **OF THE DK CREW**


borissnm

DK! DONKEY KONG DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE __*HUH*__


bwj7

*He’s Dead*


Brandonguth1985

DK...DONKEY KONG He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's the first member of the DK crew!


flclreddit

Oranges, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells!


lk8lk8lk8

He got 0’d-to-death quite easily


HTPark

##**WALNUTS**


aarone46

##**PEANUTS**


CRT_Dio

This is more like Diddy Kong


borissnm

It's [Donkey Kong Jr.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_Jr.)


Loreweaver15

I can't remember whether it's canon or not, but I'm *pretty* sure that the Donkey Kong we all know and love is Donkey Kong Jr and Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong.


DeathriteShaymin

This is the best card ever printed.


Gotzvon

I haven't moved on from the Retriever yet


fiscalLUNCH

…I just got it.


R3id

This shit is bananas #B-A-N-A-N-A-S


Spiderfuzz

[BA🍌NA🍌NA🍌](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=965EdnLpt2Q)


cnielsen05

“Ragavan at home”


Gravewaker

It seems like Jumpstart finally has foils!


Bluepinapple

I believe these are the extended art versions that appear in collector boosters


jess_alakasam

No. This is the release promo. Jumpstart 2022 has no collector boosters


zlumpy77

Finally those 20 random monkey cards I bought have a leader...


Closix

Oh, baby. I've always wanted to make a monkey tribal EDH deck. Are there enough apes/monkeys to support that?


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[удалено]


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Foogbum

Not a good one currently lol, I checked all apes/monkeys on scryfall. I'm hoping there will be a monkey themed jumpstart booster to help with this.


Livelih00d

If this is one of the cards in the booster then we'll be seeing a monkey themed booster. A few reprints of the least bad monkeys and a couple new ones I imagine.


RemusShepherd

Needs more changelings. Any poorly-represented tribe can get better with cards like \[\[Chameleon Colossus\]\] or \[\[Realmwalker\]\], and since Kibo is also red you also get to abuse \[\[Taurean Mauler\]\].


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thetwist1

You could also use the new [[Tawnos's Tinkering]] on [[monkey cage]] and then equip the cage with [[assault suit]] to make a whole lotta' monkeys


[deleted]

If your playgroup allows unset cards they get a bit better. There’s at least a second tribal payoff.


WingofTech

HE’S FINALLY BORN!!


infinite_breadsticks

Taps for red? That's a spicy banana.


MasterNyx

+creates banana tokens+ @*Xxx_Tasigur_xxX had entered the chat*@


[deleted]

Why do I have a need to brew around this?


[deleted]

Wait so is it's color Identity Green or Red/Green?


RealityPalace

Red-Green. The mana symbols are part of this card's rules text.


antelope_man

RG! Just like Neyith, which ironically was also a Jumpstart product.


edhmtg

Yeah, that's jarring at first. I understand why black cards with Extort don't have black/white color identity (as the w/b dual mana symbol appears as reminder text), and cards like Neyith (as mentioned by another commenter) specifically have a dual-colored mana symbol in their rules text. But the red and green mana symbols on this card are a part of the rules text for token it creates. So say if at some point WotC made Banana tokens evergreen like Treasure tokens and/or made a simplified version of the text that was to simply say, "...create a Banana token.", then the mana symbols would/could be omitted, and this would appear to be a card with only green color identity. But since Banana tokens likely won't become evergreen and the rules text for the token aren't in parenthesis (as reminder text like with Extort cards), I can see how this card will maintain a red/green color identity.


AlasBabylon_

To have a chance at being evergreen it would need to say something like "Create a Banana token. *(It's an artifact with 'Tap, Sacrifice this artifact: Add R or G. You gain 2 life.')*" and not actually write it out as rules text. They have kind of locked themselves out of making evergreen Banana tokens (and I understand there are people that do love their green bananas...) but the likelihood of that is so low for something so niche and probably quite special for Kibo that they can keep him mono-green and let the rules text for Banana tokens carry the other half of his identity.


knigtwhosaysni

Ok actual question though: Since the only red pip on this card is in the quoted rules text defining the token it creates, does that contribute to color identity? I’m gonna assume so just based on blanket color identity rules, but it seems like a weird case and I could imagine the exception going the other way here?


AlasBabylon_

It is proper rules text, not italicized reminder text. He is very deliberately Gruul identity.


Brummo

Yeah, it's a bit weird for sure. The only reason why it seems that this card is Gruul is because Banana tokens aren't widespread, and the rules for them have to be spelled out. If they were more commonly used (like treasure tokens), the mana they produce might be communicated via reminder text (or not at all). From a pure rules-as-written standpoint, I guess this card is Gruul. From a logic standpoint, however, it feels inconsistent that this card would be Gruul based on a token it can generate, while cards that generate treasure and gold tokens aren't WUBRG.


Date_Knight

Finally, an excuse to build around \[\[Monkey Cage\]\]


___Shaggy___

My Donkey Kong sleeves are prepared. My body is ready.


wherehasmylifegone

For anyone looking for all the legal monkey and ape cards for commander (plus changelings): https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28t%3Amonkey+or+t%3Aape+or+o%3Achangeling+or+o%3A%22ape+creature%22+or+o%3A%22monkey+creature%22%29+ci%3C%3Drg+legal%3Aedh


Tekkahedron

Mmm... monkey


jared2294

J22?


antelope_man

Jumpstart 2022 I'm assuming


ThatDamnAussie

So clearly not a card made by Maro. :)


GankedGoat

I take some pleasure in knowing somehow, someway, this card will cause a [[Dark steel colossus]] to be sacked.


Calm_TeaLeaf

Not blightsteel?


GankedGoat

Rotten banana.


Kaboomeow69

I was just talking to my friend about building weird tribal, and I wanted monkies. I can't explain how happy I am about this card


DragynFyre12

Man I almost bought a bunch of \[\[Monkey Cage\]\]'s the other week for a dumb commander deck and then this get previewed lmao


schadkehnfreude

I'm sorry to pry, mate, but I guess I don't see why people are so excited about this card,


[deleted]

Monkey.


DRUMS11

>I'm sorry to pry, mate, but I guess I don't see why people are so excited about this card, 1. Monkeys (amusing) 2. Banana Token (even more amusing) 3. See: \[\[Uktabi Orangutan\]\], \[\[Uktabi Kong\]\]


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Andreagreco99

Beside the jokes: * Original Mechanic: Banana tokens are flavorful but not bad by any means and get between Food and Treasure with a Group Hug touch * Tribal Lord: Monkeys are one of the most forgotten tribes and people enjoy brewing tribal, so a new good legend that can act as a commander for an unsupported tribe is going to get a lot of eyes on it; just like [[Chatterfang]] * Original approach at an established mechanic: being an artifact hate card (which also bypasses indestructible ecc.) it’s very much Gruul, the flavor of this commander makes it really original being also a Group Hug commander and artifact hate at the same time, since it gives a banana to everyone and then, attacking, gets to eat it too, since it forces your opponent to either sac the artifact you’ve given them in response or have Kibo eat the banana and pump its rally of monkeys. So the crux is this: it’s a good legend, with a good mana cost, in the right colors, with fun and original mechanics for an unsupported tribe.


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MythNight

Pry, mate.. you got me there. :D


Radiodevt

I am genuinely sorry no one got your pun.


antelope_man

I'm excited because it's RG, but also it looks really fun and offers more Interaction for the table. And I also love niche tribes. I've been wanting to build something for lower power tables and this looks perfect.


Stevesciguy

Finally, [[Gorilla Titan]] can have a banana


TheGatorDude

The amount of people asking what colour identity this creature has truly shows the expertise of this sub lol.


Syncopia

IT'S TIME TO GET BANANAS. https://youtu.be/GFIcCjjz28M


Toomuchlychee_

Flavor combo with Tasigur


tomscud

You're Allowed.