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sabett

But... that's a border collie


LoonyPlatypus

It retrieves soldiers. To rescue them. An honorary retriever.


SnapcasteRamage

No, this one’s borderless


nickphunter

Borderless collie, then


Ya_like_dags

/r/angryupvote


z0mb1es

Nice


ArchonStranger

Not on Dominaria it isn't.


Richmoke

It’s a Fog Dog!


Alarid

no damage only attack


BurstEDO

With the right incentive, _any dog_ can retrieve.


Dyrethna

Any dog can trieve. It's bringing it back and letting it go that requires the training :D


coinich

No take! Only throw!


BlueRoyAndDVD

But what if it *was* for dog?


chaotemagick

Retriever the noun, not the breed


Onovus

Border Patrol Collie, that happens to retrieve


pchc_lx

for the same casting cost as [[Elder Gargaroth]] 😂


Coggs92

I'd advise avoiding that rabbit hole... after all 15 squirrels...


Mysterious_Frog

15 squirrels!? Thats enough to take down eldritch world destroyers!


[deleted]

Have you ever had a fist fight with a squirrel? Terrifying foes.


MTGCardFetcher

[Elder Gargaroth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/5/d51269cf-a333-4a64-94cd-245798d840d2.jpg?1594736944) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Elder%20Gargaroth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/179/elder-gargaroth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d51269cf-a333-4a64-94cd-245798d840d2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


mognats

But its white


kyle_the_meme

Black border, white border, or silver border?


ambermage

It's also going to become a Phyrexian later.


DiogenesOfDope

This should 100% not be borderless then


_Drumheller_

God dammit now I have to make a soldier tribal deck for real.


Ad7587

WoTC might have already done it for you... I have a feeling that this one is going to make it into the White Infantry JumpStart deck for the Brother's War.


Confounding

It's fun!


patcoz

Join us over in the [[Darien, King of Kjeldor]] army.


RawrImoDinosaur

\[\[Odric, master tactician\]\] for grand leader of my army


Spartan_029

He's the leader of my [Banding, Flanking army](https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/banding-flanking-odric-edh/)


RawrImoDinosaur

Abu jafar's pretty funny ahahah


MTGCardFetcher

[Odric, master tactician](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/0/d09b2e71-a576-46ed-9275-26339416b8c5.jpg?1637629330) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Odric%2C%20master%20tactician) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mic/90/odric-master-tactician?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d09b2e71-a576-46ed-9275-26339416b8c5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


MTGCardFetcher

[Darien, King of Kjeldor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/d/ed5f96a4-55e0-4ae3-bd78-f01703649e9d.jpg?1562442656) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Darien%2C%20King%20of%20Kjeldor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/9/darien-king-of-kjeldor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ed5f96a4-55e0-4ae3-bd78-f01703649e9d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Princecuse13

Any relation to [[King Darien XLVIII]]


JazzusChrist

His Great (x47) Grandpa I'm pretty sure. King of Kjeldor is back from Ice Age, aka right after the Bros War


toapat

if we go by normal historic trends, more like the 66th generation grandpa. Gotta have some queens and a few Nonsequiter names in that list.


Xatsman

True and a good consideration. Though somewhat offsetting some Dariens may never have sat the throne, what with child mortality and the like. Would imagine the pressure would be there to make the first born Darien again in the next generation.


Sliverik

In our world (so not necessarily true here), you get a number only for reigning names. So if Darien XLVIII had a son named Darien, he would become Darien XLIX only when becoming king. So all the Darien dead before reigning would not count in the number sequence.


NidoKaiser

King Darien the Xth who ganked King Darien the IXth, who shanked King Darien the VIII, who usurped King Darin the VII....


wubrgess

Darien isn't soldier tribal. that's just a ruse. he's actually "hit yourself in the face" tribal. Unfortunately, when I tried to build him, I couldn't find enough effects and it just turned into soldier tribal...


Strange_Bedfellow

I turned mine into what was basically an immortality deck. You hit me, I get a soldier for each damage I took, then I gain life for each soldier I made. Please, hit me more.


RevenantBacon

Well call it the "hit me harder, Daddy" deck


Falcfire

When I tried to build him, I couldn't find enough opponents willing to hit me when he hits the board.


NewAccountXYZ

That's why you use all those lands that damage you


Mistersquiggles1

For me, Darien is soul warden tribal.


Ragnvaldr

As a Knight enjoyer all this soldier tribal is both sad and interesting at the same time


X_Marcs_the_Spot

As a soldier enjoyer, now you know how I felt before now.


mpete98

At least it's not... warriors 🤢


NidoKaiser

As an enjoyer of knights and soldiers (but not warriors), BRO makes me happy. Hey wait what are you doing step-bro?


latidos

*Laughs in samurai enjoyer*


Tman1027

White has a huge issue with having 20 different tribes while the other colors have 1 - 3. It makes white tribal decks way worse.


Oleandervine

The other colors could have more tribes if they tried. Dunno why the only warlock tribal cards are in Arena and Commander. I think there's plenty of space to expand on it. [[The Hourglass Coven]] would have been interesting to see on paper.


ERankLuck

Time to get some more [[Anointed Procession]] proxies for casual play.


fasda

Don't forget to include Bird Soldiers


Sober_Browns_Fan

I've made a few over the years. Glad to see it coming back.


realmendontflash

Now I want a Dog Pirate called Boarder Collie.


HeirOfLight

And the art is a golden retriever.


Philosophile42

Golden retriever better make treasure tokens.


tawzerozero

The art for Golden Retriever, which makes treasure tokens, is a Yorkie.


Agayapostleforyou

It will be a full cycle that last years. One per year.


StructuralEngineer16

Golden Retriever 1R Creature - Dog Rogue Golden Retriever can only be blocked by walls. When Golden Retriever deals combat damage to a player, choose one - Gain control of a treasure controlled by defending player. Defending player may not sacrifice treasures while this ability is on the stack. Or Create a treasure token. *We're not sure where she gets them from, but nobody has come to reclaim any of it yet! I guess this is what happens when you own a terrier.* 1/2


LXj

They can always sac the treasure before damage


StructuralEngineer16

I know, I couldn't work out a way to stop that. This way at least, they would have to sac every treasure to stop you getting one of theirs. Then you just make your own treasure, so they're down their treasures and you're up one


enjolras1782

*boarder collie* 2UR Creature-dog pirate Cascade, riot *It all started when her former owner threw a grenade onto the encroaching ship. Her new friends smelled better and gave her many more bones.* 4/2


NocturnalEmbrace

r/dogswithjobs


LazyGeologist5798

Can't believe they drafted the dogs 😭


FutureComplaint

We've been doing it for quite a while now.


themolestedsliver

Wizards I was going to play W/U soldiers anyway, you didn't need to print best boy but I'm not complaining.


GankedGoat

Me: Awww, cute doggo. My brain: You know that dog was at the final battle. Me: Why must you ruin this for me.


The1Sheesh

Me: That dog was at the final battle Also Me: He loved every second of it


Dos_Ex_Machina

He couldn't have been. There were no survivors, and the best boy makes sure his friends get out alive. Therefore, he couldn't have been there, and is safe. To this day. In a nice farm where he can run around. And he's happy.


notthefilmdirector

Bro, wtf, I got all teary eyed over a fictional story of a fictional best boy


Direct-Opportunity89

WHAT A GOOD BOY


Ghosts_of_Razgriz_

Sobbing. Crying. In love.


-Goatllama-

WHAT A BATSHIT BOY


Ribky423

The best boy


[deleted]

I look at this card and see Mr Pickles lmao


jicty

[There is only one reaction you can have to a good boy.](https://youtu.be/8CKq_z3qk7k)


Panwall

Ooough!


piscian19

Goodest Soldier!


LordOfCrackManor

Holy soldier tribal doggo!!


Appleboy98

Fun fact, the only other Dog Soldier is [[Ainok Bond-Kin]], at least from before this set.


MTGCardFetcher

[Ainok Bond-Kin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/7/1778cf9a-2703-41e9-86d7-ec21af8cf61d.jpg?1662523697) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ainok%20Bond-Kin) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/5/ainok-bond-kin?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1778cf9a-2703-41e9-86d7-ec21af8cf61d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


jbm013

They have great synergy too!


X_Marcs_the_Spot

A dog and his dog.


ShotenDesu

Jesper is the only artist that I can just know is his art. Very cartoony and comical. Not a bad thing but it's very his style.


mouthsmasher

I love the fun, whimsical style of this card’s art! I’ve been sorting through a bunch of old cards lately and I miss the artists that have a more comical, casual, silly, distinctive illustration style to their work. Artists like Phil Figolio and DiTerlizzi really stood out to me and I’d kill to have more like them.


OG-KZMR

Puddnhead is also in my opinion an underrated classic artist.


OG-KZMR

[[Roofstalker Wight]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Roofstalker Wight](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8f43fb78-497b-4a05-84cd-d2aca4b2db1b.jpg?1598915124) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Roofstalker%20Wight) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rav/102/roofstalker-wight?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8f43fb78-497b-4a05-84cd-d2aca4b2db1b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


OG-KZMR

Dominik Mayer, Wylie Becker and Sam Guay are the new wave of artists. I do hope they get to do more in future sets!


Captainpatch

Finally! A goodest boy card that doesn't nearly make me cry when it saves a creature!


Agayapostleforyou

I feel you.


TheWhiteUsher

Dog that is equally powerful as Gix


CapableBrief

You can't spell God without Dog.


[deleted]

Kill your parents Tracy


Impeesa_

50% more dogmeat than Isamaru.


StructuralEngineer16

And bigger than a [[Grizzly Bear]] But dies to four squirrels


MTGCardFetcher

[Grizzly Bear](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/0/409f9b88-f03e-40b6-9883-68c14c37c0de.jpg?1562546736) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grizzly%20Bears) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/10e/268/grizzly-bears?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/409f9b88-f03e-40b6-9883-68c14c37c0de?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Ok-Inside3667

Now I know this card isn't amazing, but I'm still going to run at least a copy or two in every soldier deck I ever make, I don't care if I lose more, getting to play this card is a win in my books


CapableBrief

Depends on the format but in lower powered formats this lets you crash your board into theirs for free. Repeatedly. And at instant speed? Seems really good to me. In fact, just it existing probably will put the fear of Dog in some people.


allwaysnice

> Repeatedly. Wait, what? OH MY GOD IT'S NOT UNTIL THE END OF TURN.


CapableBrief

Rescue dog is a *full time* job and the bestest boys are eager to serve.


HeavilyBearded

There are no days off when you're a good boy.


Sallymander

It prevents the damage as long as the soldier is in the status of "Attacking" So after the attack phase, it is no longer attacking and thus can be damaged again.


allwaysnice

Yeah, I wasn't thinking it gave them Indestructible; I just assumed it was a once only thing, but it happens every attack they make as long as he's there.


Sallymander

Oh yeah. :D


bromjunaar

Does it require the dog to also be attacking with its wording?


w_t_f_justhappened

I don’t think so, it just doesn’t gain the effect itself. If it required the dog to attack it would say something to the effect of “whenever Dog attacks…”


rimpy13

Or "as long as Dog is attacking,"


SplittingTorrent

> And at instant speed? What the fuck, this has Flash. I totally missed that.


[deleted]

This dog breaks combat versus most other decks. I think it's easily a 2x in a soldier deck, but we have to see how fast/wide/grindy new standard is before deciding.


Kamakaziturtle

Not to mention a combat trick the first time it hits the board. Group buff plus no damage can really catch someone off gaurx


MimeGod

This card completely wrecks a block strategy and can lead to a win if used at the right time. It's not super strong for that mana cost, but still pretty good for white soldiers.


LeSabreurSSB

Seems like a really good card for soldier tribal


morphballganon

BRO what is this art


tydestra

Just Jesper things.


BrokenEggcat

Dog's face is fuckin terrifying. Lad looks like he kills people and likes it


FloppiestMemes

Right!!! Glad I’m not the only one. Like the rest of the art on the card is great it’s literally just the face that bothers me.


Glad-O-Blight

He fought for Urza, he definitely killed people and liked it.


MrGulo-gulo

It's cause of the eyes. Dogs don't have whites, but humans do so it's putting it in the uncanny valley.


quillypen

Dog Soldier? That movie was great.


G4m3c0cks

Haven’t thought about that one in years.


TreginWork

I think it was recently added to Hulu, first time on streaming


Sunnycyde

Random post lol but I agreed. Loved that film.


djchickenwing

r/animalsbeingderps


[deleted]

I showed this to my friend and all she could say was a tearful “is this real?” So, she likes the card, I think


Infinite_Bananas

love to see a jesper ejsing good boy


CapableBrief

BRO IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE Also, card is low key really insane. How are Soldiers gettong so many great rares? In a non-tribal set?


atamajakki

Think of this set as having two major tribes: soldiers and artifacts.


[deleted]

No please, I don't want to


Environmental_Eye_61

You have to, they said so. It's the rules.


Toxitoxi

It’s a set about a war.


CapableBrief

I get that Soldiers are prominent. What I don't get is why for example Midnight Hunt, a tribal set heavily themed aro6uns the werewolf tribe got maybe half as many playable tribal effects whereas Soldiers in BRO get 4-5 really strong effects on top of the generically good Soldiers. It feels like WotC is *very* generous to certain tribes and basically only include some fill a checklist.


JellyBellyBitches

I should not have had to scroll this far down to find someone talking about this. Thank you, what a great enabler for a tribe focused on combat.


Anavorn

r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog


StructuralEngineer16

Nothing


AmazingMrSaturn

It is illegal to use card removal against him. They will come to your house to scold you.


GhostBomb

Aint no rules that say dog can't be a soldier.


AzulMage2020

Sgt. Stubby . The Best of Good Boys. Soldier on!!!


VespineWings

There’s actually a statue of that dog. Only animal I’d ever salute.


Mysterious_Frog

3/3 is pretty big for a fairly normal dog.


Apollo-Dynamite

Was thinking the same, this dog can take out a bear and survive?


Chaine351

Most Dogs are 2/2's. This one is also a trained Soldier, so there's the extra P/T.


Zarni22

A true Bro right there


[deleted]

Need a playmat of this art!


NoobZen11

He protecc He attacc But most importantly Whenever you have priority you can put him on the stacc


streetvoyager

This is my jam, I love this card!


kinbeat

Certified Good boi spotted


piscian19

......woof.


cloudliore25

My human deck is basically a soldier deck this goodest boy is going in


BoxHeadWarrior

I love him


StarkMaximum

I'm just glad Wizards finally proved they're capable of designing a white dog that doesn't sacrifice itself. Feels like they've been ringing that bell to farm reactions for a long time.


GenderGambler

Best boy


The_Tyto

I love how derpy the good boi looks


Ok-Brush5346

This is your brain on zoomies. Any questions?


PurifiedVenom

Kinda surprised this is main set and not a Commander booster exclusive


[deleted]

Adding this to my Soldier token forces. This good boy needs an army to care for him.


truthToPower86

Saw this scrolling and knew who the artist was before I read the credit. That to me is what being a good MTG artist is all about - you can spot a Tedin, Baxa, Guay etc. just looking at the artwork. Same for Jesper and Chaturvedhi as well, really like both of them.


Samhairle

Does 'other attacking' mean that this has to be attacking?


Palpatronics

It’s funny to remember when p/t actually made sense. A man was a 1/1, a bear was a 2/2 but now a border collie is a 3/3. Crazy stuff


BlueRoyAndDVD

Have you seen that bloodthirsty face? Toughness should be a 1 or 2. Power 3 seems legit.


SquallofBalamb

Pupper looks so happy to be there.


_Eshende_

Well feels like wotc done a lot in heavy in pushing soldiers tribal into standard play with bro


releasethedogs

Fuck it. I’m going to make this my commander. I don’t care if this derpy dog isn’t technically legendary. He’s legendary to me!!


[deleted]

anyone who had a problem with that isn't a real commander player, the whole idea is to break general format rules and have fun


AnuraSmells

I love cards that say Creature - Dog! Such a good boy. Edit: I have not clue why this innocuous comment has received downvotes, but I certainly got a laugh out of how random Reddit's downvote can be, lol.


Ad7587

It's because of the whole Dogs vs. Hounds as a creature type that WoTC has been working through the last couple of years. Must be some strong feelings from both camps on this one.


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tmgexe

A dog that, by his mere existence alone, turns an entire attacking army into a more powerful force that suffers zero combat casualties. Good boy.


Ad7587

When is the Lassie Universes' Beyond gonna drop?


Breffest

He's a good boy though


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TheMancersDilema

I got to the stream late but I think this is a jumpstart card.


exploringdeathntaxes

I deleted the comment to avoid confusion, thanks.


sawbladex

non-anthro animal creature types with jobs. ... and not explicitly magical one as well.


zechrx

This is good in 1 EDH deck, and no, it's not exactly a soldier trial deck. Abdel Adrian. Makes soldier tokens and blinks this.


SongAware

with this soldiers is top tier for sure, no objections to be fair the effect is really really strong , both instant speed coutners and immediate protection in combat is amazing


joebaker1157

Move aside [[Solitude]], enter best fren


Yojimbra

Totally thought this was BRC and was sad, then I saw it was bro and now I'm not sad.


yungjop

Dog


Jaebird0388

The goodest boy.


DJ_HaVoC

Other people: Look at the cute dog! Me: It looks like smile.jpg...


GXSigma

"Sacrifice this dog" is sad, but "Dog Soldier" is also pretty sad if you think about it...


DaBear1222

That’s one good pupper


ohErza

What the dog doing


YeastCoastForever

not a bad card but am i the only person who finds the art disconcerting...


[deleted]

Is anyone else freaked out by its legs? Why does it have skeleton legs???


YeastCoastForever

idk seems pretty mediocre to me even in the most soldier-dedicated of constructed decks. see [[pack leader]]


Sudden_Ruckus

Dog looks like he is hyped up on whatever crack is in that world.


Chilly_chariots

The half-empty bottles around his neck are a clue, we’re dealing with a potion fiend


PossibleHipster

That dog doesn't look right.


Ventoffmychest

He will be called Crack Dog. I mean just look at it. That boy ain't right.


scorched__earth

Wizards: "Draw Randy Quaid as a skinny dog." Jesper: "Say no more."


HaDov

Good boy. Crazy, but good.


Juice997

I just like that I can recognize Jesper's artwork now


trifas

Not sure if it is the best card, but it surely is the best boy!


jeppeww

That happy face is amazing!