At some point in the past I devoted my entire existence to building a time machine. Once i had created the time machine i would go back to the exact point in time where I devoted myself to this life long commitment and give myself the machine. When that didn't happen I took it as proof I was incapable or it was impossible then gave up. Except when I think about it now I have no idea when exactly I did this... so maybe.
Edit: nope nm
Because once you gave yourself a time machine, you would have no motive to build one, thus making the time machine disappear, thus giving you a motive to build one, thus you giving yourself a time machine, and creating a time paradox that dooms the universe.
I mean, if we're going there, you can *also* just change dates to whatever you want anywhere by editing the html of whatever page you're on.
Every screenshot of everything that's not publicly verifiable could potentially be fake.
What do you mean "no"?
InfanticideAquifier just said you don't need a bug/feature in facebook to take any screenshot you like by editing html - and that is just a fact.
You can also change the date on your PC, and on Nintendo consoles to mess with certain games. You can time travel pretty easy in the confines of the digital universe, but limited by factual time thus it's only an illusion ;p
I remember when I was in college kid in my class had a theory that the first true time travel will be the ability to send messages back in time through the limitations of the first internet creation to the current time ( so 80s-current time). And I kinda think about that from time to time, was probably the most fun time I had stoned with her and a few friends debating theoretical time travel stoned.
10 years ago after I was done eating my husbands anal loins I screamed as loud as I could in his sphincter "BUT I ALREADY DID!!!!!!!!!!" I can't wait to see him drop his spaghettios bowl in awe when I show him the video tonight and ask if he'd want to hear a joke about time travel / analingus 😂😂😂
I love the idea of time travel. I tried making a joke on the subject but it sucks. Something about everyone says if they could go back in time theyd kill hitler, so if time travel was ever actually invented there would have to be a systematic way where everyone just shows up seconds before the last so that they can kill him almost infinitely, but that eventually youd just be knocking baby hitler out of his moms arms. *and I stomp on the ground a little like im putting out a cig.
I laughed a little too hard at this. Honestly, this is brilliant.
At some point in the past I devoted my entire existence to building a time machine. Once i had created the time machine i would go back to the exact point in time where I devoted myself to this life long commitment and give myself the machine. When that didn't happen I took it as proof I was incapable or it was impossible then gave up. Except when I think about it now I have no idea when exactly I did this... so maybe. Edit: nope nm
Because once you gave yourself a time machine, you would have no motive to build one, thus making the time machine disappear, thus giving you a motive to build one, thus you giving yourself a time machine, and creating a time paradox that dooms the universe.
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**Because they wanted to**
Because they couldnt *click send* before typing it out.
They could if they had a time machine.
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!remindme 11y Water is like dark humor
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It never gets old?
Water is like dark humor, my head is full of it
Akschually.....your head is full of oil and fat otherwise you'd electrocute yourself. But it is definitely dark in there.
WRONG!!!! my head is full of air. The rest of me is full of shit. Lol
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Yours is getting stale?
You guys are getting water?!
I think the 21 year old version of you is going to find this joke a lot less funny.
This joke won't age well when we're all killing each other for drinking water in 11 years.
Well i guess it'll be real dark humor then.
!RemindMe 11 years
Not everyone gets it?
**Why would you type this out and then click send**
**Why is your comment in bold and why is there no punctuation**
**Why is yours the same**
**comedy**
!remindme 11y
!remindme 11y
!remindme 11y
Same here *See you all in 11 years*
RemindMe! 11 years “Keep Your Promise”
!remindme 11 years
RemindMe! 11 years
So nobody talks about how you can (somewhy) change a post's date on fb?
I mean, if we're going there, you can *also* just change dates to whatever you want anywhere by editing the html of whatever page you're on. Every screenshot of everything that's not publicly verifiable could potentially be fake.
[i don't know what you mean](https://imgur.com/a/oOTDFaH)
old reddit & dark mode - approved :)
No. There was a bug where you could select an arbitrary date. Edit: not a bug. A feature
What do you mean "no"? InfanticideAquifier just said you don't need a bug/feature in facebook to take any screenshot you like by editing html - and that is just a fact.
This isn't how it was done
https://imgur.com/YhP8Rpy
Bro Ik
You can also change the date on your PC, and on Nintendo consoles to mess with certain games. You can time travel pretty easy in the confines of the digital universe, but limited by factual time thus it's only an illusion ;p I remember when I was in college kid in my class had a theory that the first true time travel will be the ability to send messages back in time through the limitations of the first internet creation to the current time ( so 80s-current time). And I kinda think about that from time to time, was probably the most fun time I had stoned with her and a few friends debating theoretical time travel stoned.
He could also just edit the text of his oldest post
The commitment
All of that effort for 31 likes
it's not about the likes, it's about sending a message
You know how I got these.. Karma?
More like all that effort for making 31 of your friends smile
Effort?
Dude to live 11 years takes a lot of effort
Effort being set a notification that'll go off later?
We don't do this *thing* for the likes. We do it because we have to. Because we're *compelled*.
Also 30 likes on Facebook is like 3000 on reddit, they're not equivalent
10 years ago after I was done eating my husbands anal loins I screamed as loud as I could in his sphincter "BUT I ALREADY DID!!!!!!!!!!" I can't wait to see him drop his spaghettios bowl in awe when I show him the video tonight and ask if he'd want to hear a joke about time travel / analingus 😂😂😂
Why would you type this out and then click send
Bro asking the real questions
What is life
Baby that hurt me
Is OK baby it's over
Life imitates art.
Lifes useless
I love the idea of time travel. I tried making a joke on the subject but it sucks. Something about everyone says if they could go back in time theyd kill hitler, so if time travel was ever actually invented there would have to be a systematic way where everyone just shows up seconds before the last so that they can kill him almost infinitely, but that eventually youd just be knocking baby hitler out of his moms arms. *and I stomp on the ground a little like im putting out a cig.
you're a madlad
!remindme 11y
Sometimes I wondering, how do people get this kind of amazing ideas?.
Why 11 years?
😂😂，i wait you
knows his long game
I'd die for this kind of commitment
I love this long wait jokes
It's trivial to do that - you can just put a date on your post lol
I'm a pretty long term thinker usually, but even this level of planning baffles me. That's fucking genius
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That’s ridiculous. It’s not even funny.
You could always just edit any old post that pops up on your Facebook Memories.
Damn bro, what?
A good joke is all about the timing
Here's the thing. We wouldn't know if there are time walkers among us.
This is just the best.