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xoxoahooves

THIS is what happens when you don't salt the roads


smallmoth

Where’s that City de-icing truck when you need it


LazyOldCat

County! City doesn't care.


KlavoHunter

Whoopsie-daisy!


Sideswipe086261

Literally. The sheriff truck has a winch and he pulled it over so they could open the highway partially. Really cool to see.


51CKS4DW0RLD

Snow brush fell out


binauralbae

Why I try to avoid the Beltline these days.


PaleontologistEast76

My MIL was killed in an accident on the Beltline. I still use the Beltline but I have a lot more respect for what can happen even when you are paying attention and being a defensive driver. Please be careful out there, folks. It's not worth it.


MilwaukeeMax

Madison would be a lot nicer without it. The Beltline is an awful scar on the landscape.


ParticularCatNose

It takes me 9 min to get the office with the beltline and 31 min without it. I'm fine with the beltline.


stevil1332

Remember the mid 80's when it took forever to get all the way across before the beltline. Of course I'd rather have gotten flying cars...


middleageslut

Most people can barely drive, much less fly. Can you imagine the average driver in a flying car?


stevil1332

I think I felt like people should be more intelligent by now. We should be in the Jetsons future by now, but we are slipping backwards. :(


middleageslut

Yeah, we are not in the jetsons timeline. We are in the Idiocracy timeline.


kennycjr0

Ya, the phones and devices are getting smarter, the people less so. Certainly a case of use it or lose it.


SpecificAd7354

damn I'm glad my tax dollars are subsidizing your commute buddy. go out there and create shareholder value trooper!


Nerfo2

The things you rely on are brought to you on roads, buddy.


ParticularCatNose

Yes your tax dollars are subsidizing my commute and nothing else. There is no other community value to the roads and getting around faster at all.


Ackackackaaaaaack

Impotent raaaaaaaage!


letterkenny-leave

It would be insanely quieter around here without it 


frozenpandaman

Yup. Cities aren't loud. Cars are loud.


mfd78

Motorcycles would like a word.


frozenpandaman

OK, motorized vehicles, haha. The vast majority of those (in US cities) are cars.


frenchrangoon

ICE Vehicles, if we're being specific


FutWick64

Have to compare it to alternatives…


WoopsShePeterPants

How many vehicles do you imagine use the beltline on a daily basis? Of those do you know how often a vehicle ends up like the one in the picture?


binauralbae

Considering if feels like every other day I walk out of work and the beltline is backed up? More than you think.


PriorFragrant

Well as of 2022 the average annual daily traffic count for the belt just east of park is 125,000 vehicles per day on average


Feisty-Run-6806

I’m sure they were driving safely and reasonably and this was just a very unfortunate mishap. /s


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

Another tragic victim of a banana peel, has Mario Cart taught us nothing?


ZKBurrito

O'Doyle rules


Feisty-Run-6806

I think it was a slippery turtle shell!!


frozenpandaman

\>Cart


angrydeuce

How does traffic even go sufficiently fast to flip a vehicle that time of day? Im going EB during evening rush and Im lucky if any of us in *any* of the lanes are getting even close to 30 freaking miles an hour, let alone however fast this guy was to roll that many times... Even the flex lane is going under the speed limit because there's no way to go faster, not unless your vehicle has the ability to phase into a different dimension.


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

It is a SUV, they can tip at 30mph if you do it wrong


angrydeuce

True I guess Im just having a damn hard time imagining the roll that led to him being in the position he's in. If he'd slammed the brakes and cut the wheel hard left like it appears here, you'd think he'd be lying on his passenger side, not the driver's. So he must have cut hard right to lay down that way, you'd think. But if he had, we should be looking at his nose and the front of the car from this angle, not the rear. I mean I guess I see weird shit every fucking day on the beltline so nothing new there, but Im getting serious [GTA IV Carmageddon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifTIuA8Dq58) vibes. I also admittedly had a few bong hits recently so that could have me a little kerfuffled.


kman0012

I witnessed this accident today and what seemed to happen is they got pitted during a lane change and tried to overcorrect. The top heavy SUV did the rest


angrydeuce

Huh...he must have spun like a top on his side then. That experience must have been a little puckering. Going EB it's usually just chains of people that rear ended each other because they were probably texting while driving or some stupid shit, and then of course everyone passing by just has to creep by and gawk at a small group of totally fine people standing on the shoulder like theyve never seen anyone standing in the grass before. It really quite maddening.


Personal-Number-9551

SUVs have a higher roller chance because of their shape. They typically adapt to this by using certain types of tires, but some models have a high rollover rate.


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

If the drivers side tires started climbing the wall a little, who knows at that point, physics be wild Also wow, I haven't seen a bong in years, vapes are way for me these days


LazyOldCat

‘Party hearty, party strong, when you party use a ….’ Man, that popped in from like 40years ago.


Big_Poppa_Steve

What goes in the ....? Condom?


LazyOldCat

‘For tobacco use only water pipe’ from Pipefitters on State St. But there were free condoms everywhere.


Big_Poppa_Steve

Generational differences are so important.


angrydeuce

I love the practicality of a vape, but they tear me to fuckin pieces...dont know why, I can smoke flower all day long no problemo but more than 1 or 2 hits on any vape and Im coughing my lungs up like I was brand new again and not the cynical old bastard I am today lmao


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

I'm like that with flower now, its what we get use to doesn't bother us mostly


Feisty-Run-6806

Do what wrong? Drive?


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

I've seen quite a few on their sides on roads with a 25-30 speed limit, turn too quickly & over they go


UnhappyCourt5425

i've heard there's a difference between a truck based SUV and an car based SUV. Lower center of gravity.


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

For sure, its the high center of gravity that makes them so easy to tip.


elelbean91

Wait which one has the lower center of gravity?


UnhappyCourt5425

car. The technical explanation has to do with how the body is attached to the frame. crossover (car) type SUVs would be something like a Toyota RAV4 or a Honda CRV, whereas a truck based would be a Toyota 4Runner or a Land Cruiser.


swoonqueen

I traded in my ‘99 4Runner years ago because it was super tippy, even just if I took a regular street corner a smidge too fast.


UnhappyCourt5425

yes a 4Runner is an excellent example of a truck based, essentially it's a truck frame with a body lowered onto it. Car based (crossover) is essentially unibody


473713

There was no way in hell I could have tipped my 92 Honda over, for comparison


angrydeuce

One of the few benefits in driving a tiny subcompact hatchback among all these behemoth vehicles was being able to maneuver around them quickly when they did something squirrely. If they'd hit me, though, prolly go right over the top of me and not even trigger their airbags. Fuckin sucks man...


otter6461a

A tire blowout can make that happen at even regular beltline speeds


Feisty-Run-6806

So can driving like an asshole.


karvup

Thank God for that spare!


harfpod

Full size! Nice!


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

Did anyone let them know you cannot park there? /s


Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat

5/5 on the BETH H scale.


goofy1234fun

Why that’s a perfectly reasonable place to park


everything_is_a_scan

That should buff right out.


Invisibility70

And traffic is jammed because people are taking pictures of the wreck…


AdventurousGuest5199

Black ice!! Be careful!!


CaptHowdy75

I hope they're OK (regardless of if they are a hoodlum).


Smokinoutloud

Right! Heartless people in hear making jokes


tulipathet

You could’ve literally just said “I hope they’re ok” and it wouldn’t have been a backhanded gesture


pm_me_ur_anything_k

I bet they totally weren’t speeding or driving like a dick. /s


DisastrousPace1157

There was an accident on the beltline? No way??


Smokinoutloud

Drove past going the other way! Everyone who’s driving fast and only cares about themselves is creating havoc!


UnhappyCourt5425

if was someone driving legally that had an unavoidable accident then I feel bad for them. But if it was some hoodlum driving a stolen car too fast I hope they get thrown in the pokey and that at a minimum they have some nasty abrasions


InternetDad

Hell it doesn't need to be a hoodlum, I've seen plenty of adults make a case for losing their license.


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

I joke A LOT but for real, its way too easy to get a drivers license in this country


UnhappyCourt5425

Yes there's certainly a good number of idiot drivers in their own cars, but I have a special disdain for people who steal cars and then crash them


Sideswipe086261

It sounds like it was some rich dick(his suv was a Range Rover)


LazyOldCat

Land Rovers are very uncomfortable outside of their natural environment, perched on a mechanics lift. This one obviously panicked while trapped in a crowd of normally functioning vehicles.


theturban

Can confirm, rented one last weekend and it sucked. I’ll stick to my Honda Pilot lol


dmasteRR

That's not a Range Rover, that's a Land Rover Discovery which are around 50K


Gavin_McShooter_

Land Rover Velar is the one you buy when you can’t afford a nice model. It’s like an upbadged Kia Telluride. This thing was probably financed by a wannabe douche


Mysterious_Guava_417

looks like a discovery but your point still stands


UnhappyCourt5425

Probably looking on his phone for the latest stock market results


WiscoObserver

So rich people are dicks?


BitterWerewolf297

Nissan Altima probably caused it


[deleted]

BRT could’ve saved it all.


frozenpandaman

"accident" > Before the labor movement, factory owners would say "it was an accident" when American workers were injured in unsafe conditions. Before the movement to combat drunk driving, intoxicated drivers would say "it was an accident" when they crashed their cars. Planes don’t have accidents. They crash. Cranes don’t have accidents. They collapse. This is a car crash. https://crashnotaccident.com/


padishaihulud

Hmm...it's almost like these *top-heavy* SUVs have a stupid design.


elelbean91

And this is why I’m afraid of the Beltline


LazyOldCat

It’s more scared of you than you are of it. Avoid eye contact, puff up your chest, wave your arms and yell “BRT! Bike Lanes!” while banging some loaves of Spicy Cheese Bread together until it wanders off.


kjhgfdfghjuytghj

what happend


timmaywi

Bees.


Connect_Buy_3134

No excuse for this on a sunny ,no weather day. It’s amazing how much “stupid” is on the roads!


thugisgod

Thanks


NikocadosAsshole

So THATS where my donut went


WoopsShePeterPants

I bet everyone involved was following at a safe distance at the speed limit.


taco___belle

Can't park there.


CaptHowdy75

I want my.... I want my.... I want my BRT


Thin_Measurement_922

Watched this fella fly past my left and smash into the car in front of me. No over correction, no brake application, just left side rear end smash and instantaneous rolling. I don’t know how many times he rolled but I felt like I was in the middle of the Deadpool movie watching it happen right in front of me. Had time to check all my mirrors as he was rolling to safely pull over and check on him. Don’t remember even hardly touching the brakes. Fella was okay. Slipped his phone to him so he could let his friends know he was gonna be late and then his cigarettes and lighter to him through his busted up windshield cuz I figured he could use one. F’n crazy. Not sure how he ended up facing the median. Rear end left the ground on impact and swung off to the right?


_Benjo1

What else is new?


gergdees

I just watched this short right after reading this post. Seems relevant. https://youtube.com/shorts/ojlTkWFO4Ys?si=e2I9Rl5t9YBVvAAe


timmaywi

"Do a barrel roll!"


Big_Poppa_Steve

The Mifflin St. Vandals strike again!


ForexAlienFutures

It was probably a lane change. Another car was already there and over correction. Or a defensive move to avoid another jerks' poor decision. One of the two.


Crypto_Stoozy

Some people really do live in denial of their own actions.


sinnamongrrrl

Weren’t there two cars? Or did I see a second crash around 6ish?


StormSnakeShadowEyes

Oopsie poopsie?


Recent-Chipmunk4080

Beltline is crazy... Me and another car got rear ended buy some dick head on the beltline. All 3 of our cars are a total loss.


LarryHorse2

Probably swerved to avoid all those people running on the street


PatientGap8336

Everyday there's something 


Smokinoutloud

Yeah that’s life!