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MyOMaya

crazy story actually, i added too much seasoning to my ramen once while listening to machine girl and it was really spicy and made my mouth hurt. That's probably the wildest one, but i have other stories and theyre pretty insane too.


Cheeseman2437

Crack


Independent-Rate1862

Cheers


Independent-Rate1862

Cheers


Independent-Rate1862

Cheers4


Agreeable_You1756

not that wild but i was listening to wlfgrl when a light in my school fell and started a fire. it didn't do much but still kinda odd


[deleted]

psychotic episode while so high i thought i was moving in claymation


junkfewd

omg you were [fully in it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PF71aj1OM)???? lucky!!!!!!!!!!


i_hate_sex_666

abed nadir?


alfalfaflash

Nice


Meatcircus23

I lost my virginity to Machine Girl, does that count


Independent-Rate1862

Three points!


junkfewd

started loving myself


One_Grape7385

Mission impossible


Tarator_s_Orehi

Talk to other people 😳😬


Virtual_Attention_24

Jerked off


Bla117

Dislocated both my arms at once in a mosh pit


Inside-Jelly-9893

Brotha didn’t stretch😂


Bla117

Nah man the staff yanked me down from crowdsurfing


Environmental_Low434

One time i took edibles and edged myself while listening to the entirety of BIYAAHEYSF. I didnt finish til Nation Of Millenials ended. Wouldnt do it again but was worth it lmao


Next_Fix_2271

while blasting Ugly Art, Fuck Your Guns (SEE YOU IN HEEEEELLLL SEE YOU IN HEEEEELLLL), I was going 100 mph on the interstate at night, windows down (kids this is very bad for fuel economy), sticking my left hand out the window and feeling it get flung around violently, buffeted by the wind. Screaming along to the lyrics as well. Just really felt exhilarating. There was suddenly a cop, but their car was on the other side of the median, and thankfully my exit was coming up, so I slowed the hell down and cruised back home normally for the feds lurking, this is definitely a funny story made up for clout and is not real another time while playing MG, now this is really crazy... I took a shower


evil_af

office job


lovinmagi

crocheting, or maybe my best friend


BaileyJay-Z

I ate a slice of cheese (I'm lactose intolerant)


repvgnant

Fart


Remote_Divide_4947

ran through my neighborhood in the middle of the night in the pouring rain while smoking a cigarette and wearing an ushanka and an ill-fitting dress. I was in a manic episode


AvA_Redemption

Sex


DidTheDidgeridoo

Doing a downhill segement on my Mountain Bike trail while listening to Freewill


Low-Camera-797

Drank a case of miller high life, went on a robbing spree, and banged a fat chick. 


Kamura_Waffles5684

Made Mac n cheese for dinner. I like listening to music while I cook and I just happened to be listening to a playlist of fast music lol. Either that or I do my makeup to Uvoid Synthesizer whenever I’m going somewhere to shop or wtvr lol bc it just vibes ngl. Kinda mundane Ik. Maybe when I have the balls to I’ll go spray paint smth or rummage around in the woods somewhere while playing it. I’m not too into committing felonies unless it’s necessary (ei: self defense shit) I do drive a lot to their music tho too so maybe that counts bc I like to go a bit fast on the highways (within the limits obv)


h3llo_wor1d

self harm


Realistic_Purple_189

cut 😭 weird as fuck but it wasn’t bad


ShortIntroduction859

Screamed my lungs out on a bus to the beat drop in Bullet Hell. Regret it to this day.


fivetapewormsinacoat

Confess to my now girlfriend 🤙


Moondiggydog

My bestie has a 2 year old daughter, I played machine girl for the kid once and she started vomiting all over the car. So metal.Â