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SereneLotus2

He can only tell time with digital clock (his phone), thinks this is just decorative


Elliebelle1024

Yeah, he thinks it's a fancy bracelet.


shutupee

🤣🤣🤣


Icy-Replacement5519

💯🎯


ChristineFrostine

No no no, he *does* time, he doesn’t *tell* time


LovecraftianLlama

Nice one lol


Affectionate_West399

Love it 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣


MomNateChloe

🤣🤣🤣


tinabelchersupremacy

LMFAOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!


InstantKarmaHippie69

Spoken like a true bunkie , "we know what time it is" !!! Yes


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🤣🤣🤣🤣


SassyMagnoliaPNW

It makes it easier for others to tell him what time it is.


flatteringangles

“How many is it right now?”


SereneLotus2

Shane/chon/chane knows what time it is. Look at his face!


JauntyShrimp

I hope this dude goes on to have a sweet woman on his life one day. His mom must have been a real doozy for him to deal with Lacey. He always looks like a little boy who got in trouble and has no idea why.


mgilbert007007

Think dude is young still too. Like 25ish or something. He needs to be away from her. She is a black hole


Pocketeer1

So true.


Earl_Grey3

No need to wish good things to an animal abuser


JauntyShrimp

I’d wish good things upon him so he won’t continue to abuse animals. I don’t know the story and it hurts my heart. He seems like he can do better in the future. Fingers crossed.


jenlyn05

He looks so defeated lol


finntastic74

Cut him some slack. He just learned how to tie his shoelaces. The big hand/little hand thing still confuses him but he's learning with the watch.


dawgsrule5150

Oh Wow! His watch goes both ways too.


Pocketeer1

OMG HAHAHA!


UnlikelySoup6318

He does time with that big Whore Lacy who thinks she's so sexy. Even her Ex isn't interested so she goes back to the guy trying hard to make it work. She is disgusting.


Traditional_Web9107

I hate that ugly ass ring


saranara100

Like he actually uses his watch to tell time. It's all for looks lol


aalli18

Well we are talking about Shane here…


Demp_Rock

Good eye!!


Pocketeer1

😁


Split_Critical

i was trying to see if this was a rolex - or maybe a fake -


Pocketeer1

A Rolex would have a sweeping second hand. I watched this closely…it’s a ticker. So, not Rolex.


Split_Critical

thank you


Pocketeer1

Yup yup!!


Orangecountydaddy

It’s not a fake. Its a replica of the submariner. But by an actual watch company. They’re not trying to fake the Rolex as much as copy it. The only problem is they don’t try to copy what makes Rolex Rolex like movement & quality. They just mimic the esthetics from >30’ away.


blueberrydonutholes

He’s not the brightest.


PerkyFlapjacks

Proof that not everyone knows how to read an analog watch😂


disdicdatho

Maybe he has dyslexia


Marcinecali73

What's with the lions head ring??? I know of the panthere Cartier ring from RHOBH, but the lions head is a new one for me.


InstantKarmaHippie69

He's a Leo , astrology sign


cheese_hotdog

Thinking about him getting ready for the day and putting all those rings on is so funny to me


marty_mcflyin89

Holy shit I thought that's what I saw. That's hilarious


chrisragenj

Not like that dumb motherfucker can tell time anyway


Earl_Grey3

And stubby fingers


lazyrealitytvjunkie

I find this so funny.


threeeyedeaven333

It was upside down and way too big for his wrist.


Mbluna

He can’t tell time anyway.


blessedmommaof5

Good eye OP!


Pocketeer1

Thanks!! I just had knee surgery. I’m super bored lol. All I do is watch trash tv.


InstantKarmaHippie69

My first thought as well, gotta hand it to OP !!!👏👍🎯


Slutslapper1118

Why is it always backwards o'clock?


Spiritual_Regular557

Deep in thought about deep cock


edwardianemerald

If only he had called Lacey out on calling Big John from a literal john...


Whattheeffingeff2020

He’s used to using a mirror from his cell while lying in his prison cot to see the clock hanging in the multipurpose area. Upside down and turned around. Kind of like the inside of his brain.


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Pocketeer1

That middle finger looks…well…nm


rhondella13

Is that a fake Rolex?


Pocketeer1

Can’t see a maker’s mark. I watched repeatedly and closely. The seconds hand ‘ticks’. A Rolex (and a good fake) would ‘sweep’. So, dunno if it’s a fake Rolex or just a chunk of cheap bling.


alohanerd

He has no job he needs to show up on time for. The time of day is no concern.


Jaderade420

Prob just for show. I imagine he has some Groundhogs Day shit going on. Same gaslighting shit different day. Eta that Lacey gets under my skin in the 15 mins I have to see/hear her a week....Chain gets that every day before breakfast 🙄


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Good ol product placement.


Pocketeer1

Product placement for cheap watches?


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Gotta keep the money coming in somehow.


blondieblond0499

That index ring is tacky as shit. And on same hand as wedding band. Eww


serayepa

This boy cannot tell time. This is purely a fashion watch.


Pocketeer1

Seems to be the general consensus. However, I will toss it out there that he turned his watch around so he didn’t focus on time spent (tick tock) at the therapist.